Look What's Cooking At Microsoft Labs 125
stinkymountain writes "Writer John Brandon spent two days at Microsoft Research Labs in Redmond and got an inside look at some pretty
interesting projects under development, including a robotic receptionist, a new type of touch screen for people with fat fingers, and an electronic table that allows multiple people to collaborate in real time. Brandon also talks about some of these research projects on this NPR podcast."
Eagle 1 (Score:5, Interesting)
Eagle 1 looks quite awesome, think how great that would be for disaster control if you could see a real-time map of where the flood waters are rising fastest, where the fires are spreading from, or whatever the current disaster of the day might be. Making it interactive/collaborative sounds great, so you could draw little plans of attack and have them distributed to everyone in your organization.
I've never been a real Microsoft groupie but this sounds very civic-minded, innovative, and useful.
In other news, I would love to have a similar product for city-wide games of paintball or capture the flag.
Re:Eagle 1 (Score:4, Interesting)
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No need to apologize (Score:2, Insightful)
- A windows user and satisfied with it
- A .net developer who think .net is a great platform
- An user who thinks that the ribbon are is a great innov
Re:No need to apologize (Score:4, Funny)
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I agree.
The problem isn't what Microsoft is researching... it's what they do with the products after research and it moves into production.
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exactly. Ms is well known for ruining good ideas by letting marketing have more pull than the guys building it.
That is why playsforsure no longer is a sure thing.
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The technology was available at the time and offered to them many times. They refused and continue to refuse to buy system that allow the 3 of them to talk.
In Canada our fire and ambulance services were forced to use an integrated communication system and it is saving many lives that in the past wouldn't have been saved since it allows the c
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Yes yes, but why did they put a zombie in charge of something that would be perfect for containing and managing a zombie outbreak? Seems counterproductive.
(See pic in TFA before moderating this post)
Nothing to see here. (Score:1)
I like the one of Big Ben, the others seems uses of a big touch screen or/and boring.
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Yeah, more than half were touch screen stuff of various flavors. I guess everyone at MS bought an iphone touch and is totally in love with it.
Sidenote, the best codename was the project to develop a robotic receptionist, "Codename: Robotic Receptionist." I really wish more codenames were more accurate like that.
Operation: invade Iraq and replace Saddam's government with a puppet government in 2 weeks. That is less pompus than "Operation: Enduring freedom" or whatever was.
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It's not easy enduring freedom.
History (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:History (Score:5, Funny)
Re:History (Score:4, Interesting)
But they didn't. Biggest reason? They didn't like that everyone that wanted to develop for it used Macs. There was an enormous Ballmer shaped problem with porting the SDK to Mac OS. So instead of just not doing that and releasing it anyhow, they canned the entire idea, amputating half the department that came up with it.
And that's microsoft.
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Well, I've worked for a few North American companies and I think this is the norm rather than specific to MS.
A P or VP decides upon something and then goes out'a his way to prove he made the right decision making sure everyone below him knows it is his way or the highway.
And not until the entire company tanks you get to know which decisions seems to have been wrong that made the company tank, while he is laughing all the way to the bank. Well, he only got $20mill instead of $100mill, but who's counting?!
And
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Okay, you got our attention. Now tell us what this "blackbird" thing was?
Microsoft Blackbird (Score:2)
A quick web search found this: http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/spring96/0113.html [xent.com]
Probably little chance of success, since it would not be interoperable with established tools (primitive though they weree) and more importantly, wouldn't be "hackable" by random geniuses who created all the web applications that succeeded as well as failed. With all useful applications in the HTMP/CGI domain, a proprietary project wouldn't have had a chance.
Except for Microsoft's tradition of making a large number of pale im
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It bothers me that you worked on an embrace and extend project, designed to kill the open Internet as we know it, and you're angry at Microsoft for not shipping it. Whatever the reasons for killing it (though they're probably the acceptance that HTML had become a standard), humanity has advanced for Blackbird not splitting apart the web, possibly reducing our access to information.
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By the way, you not posting anything at all because you're afraid of me modding you down and you losing karma is much, much better than me having to actually do it.
Re:History (Score:5, Informative)
So Multitouch screen software, ditto, ditto, ditto, VS upgrade, Novelty receptionist blah blah blah
Where is the innovation? All these are projects that are minor variants of things we have seen before? and other companies are doing already .... ?
Re:History revisited [sic] (Score:1)
Bingo!! If this is all they've got then they are up the creek. Even the Eagle thing is a big yawn as I am sure I've seen something somewhat similar in a GIS or remote-sensing magazine. (Ooh, ooh, but they merge data! Big wow!!)
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So Multitouch screen software, ditto, ditto, ditto, VS upgrade, Novelty receptionist blah blah blah
Where is the innovation?
I'm sorry. It seems you have confused "Microsoft Labs" with the "Microsoft Acquisition Legal Team and License Investigations Querying Unlicensed Operating system Review". (M.A.L.T. L.I.Q.U.O.R.)
At Microsoft, innovation happens in the acquisitions department. Small wonder (ahem!) for a company whose name is roughly synonymic with a flat wee-wee...
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Ah but that is the kicker vista as released to the world would be a .8 or.9 release for Linux distro. Google is the same. It comes out of beta when it is feature complete and stable. While bugs may exist stability is already achieved.
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So does Google. If everybody has to spend part of their time on their own projects and Google employs several thousand engineers then they must have thousands of failed experiments. For every successful Linux project there are a thousand stillborn on sourceforge.
Really R&D always has more failures than successes, its just the nature of the game, but its those successes that give you your competitive advantage.
Single page edition (Score:4, Informative)
for those that don't want to click every 4 sentences. [networkworld.com]
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Summary -- (Score:5, Informative)
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Screw Surface. I'll be interested in hooking up touch screen utilities in my house when they come with LCARS pre-installed.
electronic table (Score:3, Funny)
Robotic Receptionist? Old News... (Score:5, Interesting)
At the Cisco campus that I recently visited in SanJose, if you visit one of the less visited buildings (like one occupied by Engineers as opposed to the Briefing Center building), instead of a receptionist sitting at the desk, at the desk is a box the size of a microwave and a 40in HDTV on the wall. You push a button on the 'box' and it calls a centralized receptionist, who then appears on the TV (this might be the same tech as their Telepresence product). Anyhow, if you need a guest badge, she records your information and a guest badge is dispensed from the box on the desk.
I'm assuming that the remote receptionist can do all the other tasks as well (calling someone down etc..)
Re:Robotic Receptionist? Old News... (Score:5, Funny)
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Haven't you learned by now that you can't fit a round peg into a square hole?
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I'm still looking for her G Spot.
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I found something with a G on it, but it's a black wire hooked up to the power unit.
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If you've got some grounding in electronics, you could probe her with a multimeter and if that doesn't satisfy then connect that to a red wire...
Hopefully you won't get a negative reaction and she just might blow her fuse!
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That's more of a remote-control reception desk, not a robotic receptionist. Close, though.
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uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
If they get a patent on using a touchscreen with fat, cheetos-covered fingers, linux is doomed!
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...and do people with fat fingers really need a touchscreen?
Re:uh oh (Score:4, Insightful)
I am sure there are others besides the self-checkout aisle of your local Wal-Mart.
Re:uh oh (Score:4, Funny)
I once worked where we had to wear environmental hazard suits,
Took a job cleaning a White Castle bathroom, didja ?
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Military.
Try working a touchscreen while wearing arctic gloves. When I was working on a touchscreen based product for the Army, I made sure to bring my ski gloves in as a "unit test". Not as fat as arctic gloves, but still a reasonable test.
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I wish manufacturers would test the usability of cell phones and music players while wearing gloves.
And zippers, for that matter. And remote car door and garage door openers.
K.
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If they get a patent on using a touchscreen with fat, cheetos-covered fingers, linux is doomed!
It will be the year of Windows desktop!
Ops, there's something wrong here.
Re:uh oh (Score:4, Interesting)
Not something wrong, but it makes you wonder...
Why now do we see Microsoft trying harder than before?
Slower sales? Pitching the company instead of a product? Trying to recover from the slump in stock sales? Trying to recover from years of a bad image before it hits them hard?
Why does Microsoft view the brand as declining value?
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Why now do we see Microsoft trying harder than before?
Actually, they have been doing this sort of stuff since 1991. A lot of reseach goes on inside the walls of Microsoft, including stuff that would obviously never have any commercial prospects.
Back in the 90s, I remember being amazed at the large number Microsoft employees delivering papers at computer science conferences. I find it interesting that Microsoft has always had a large presence at SIGGRAPH, and yet Microsoft Paint continues to suck.
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So in the future Linux's children will use the Microsoft "Baron Harkonnen" Surface... interesting.
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...and they will walk in the tips of their toes, supported by anti-grav generators hidden in the folds of fat of their bellies, buttocks and thighs
Supersize me 2, anyone?
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"Here ya go, Merry Christmas"
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Re:gentlemen (Score:4, Funny)
*shrug* I got nothing.
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Only one I know offhand - oldie but a goodie:
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the ast
Money better spent elsewhere? (Score:1)
Killer bride (Score:4, Funny)
The robotic receptionist - which will be used at Microsoft headquarters, likely next year - will help Microsoft visitors find shuttles to get around campus. The receptionist can even identify visitors based on what they are wearing and provide information on shuttle routes using GPS tracking data.
Robotic voice:
- You're wearing a ...yellow ... Linux ... T-shirt. You have a ... Hattori Hanzo ... sword. You must be here to... kill... Bill. Please take the next shuttle on your right.
With Voice Recognition? (Score:5, Funny)
You:
-Im here to visit my dear mom who works here
Robotic voice: ... dear aunt ... lets set ... so double ... the killer ... delete ... select all
-You are here to
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You:
-Im here to visit my dear mom who works here
Robotic voice: ... dear aunt ... hovercraft ... so double ... the killer ... delete ... select all ... eels
-You are here to
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So the robot will be programmed with the personality of William Shatner?
An Opportunity for More Bload (Score:3, Funny)
IMHO - and I'm no longer in an MS shop - is that OSLO and VS2010 both add up to HuYOOGE code bloat if prior MS tools are any indication. What MS needs to do, since they're obviously trying to automagic stuff more and more, is to sort out including their whole freaking library in the binaries by default.
Re:An Opportunity for More Bload - oops (Score:2)
s/Bload/Bloat... damnit shoulda previewed!
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That's okay, bloat makes sense. I'm still trying to find a definition for "HuYOOGE" though.
What a reception (Score:1, Troll)
So one of the proposals is an electronic robot receptionist...
Robot: Welcome to Microsoft
Visitor: I'd like to talk to a human.
Robot: I'm sorry, you're request did not compute, please [BSOD replaces face render].
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Man: "Hello, I have an appointment with Mr Ballmer"
Receptionbot: "Dear Aunt, Kill Delete Select All... must kill, must kill, must kill..."
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A man walks up to the reception desk at Microsoft.
Man: "Hello, I have an appointment with Mr Ballmer"
MissClippy: "Hi, It looks like you want meet with Mr Ballmer... I can help you with that..."
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Also, jerry gets a date with that model girl from vista/bruce springsteen video. After their date, she invites him up for "hot coffee". As she changes into "something comfortable", he looks through a photo album and discovers she's Newman's sister. This causes him to lose his stiffy and leave the apartment in shame, as she laughs uncontrollably.
Interesting stuff (Score:4, Funny)
I especially enjoyed the video of Dr. Bunson Honeydew's research. I felt a bit sorry for his research assistant, though - that poor guy gets all the scut jobs.
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gaaah! (Score:2)
well I guess its fair that if they want to pay for developing nice toys then they should get some payback, though I really wonder how much you can patent on touch sensitive surfaces? I would imagine you could be limited to copyright on your interface, right / wrong?
I was amused to see a touch sensitive interface in the new James Bond film. I was looking for a logo to see if they were advertising anybody on that
"Office Space" cure for fat fingers... (Score:4, Funny)
It's called the "Jump-To-Conclusion Mat".
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a robosecretary can com in handy (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.goats.com/archive/081127.html [goats.com]
Blue Mouse (Score:2)
Sure this new blue mouse will work on a variety of surfaces, but will it work on my blue mousepad?
Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like something that we see in spy movies where a Command Center has access to all the topographical maps and information that it needs in an instant but for disaster recovery and planning. Looks promising. Like all collaborative efforts, success will depend on how well the individual components work well together (databases, etc). Big ass collaboration
Kiosk technology. Not really intended for home users. At $12,500 each (with discounts), I see this more as a novelty more than practical. Big ass table
I'm not exactly sure what this is. It appears to be the software that Surface runs so I don't think it counts as a separate project. Software for big ass table.
An interactive semi-transparent monitor ala Minority Report. The main difference was the interaction in Minority report was with holograms and this is a hard surface. Big ass touchscreen wall monitor.
News aggregator that is focused more on relationships and content than search terms. Might be useful for data mining. Big ass aggregator
Extends touch surfaces on mobile by allowing users to reach behind the screen so that your fat fingers don't block what you are trying to select. This however doesn't solve the compromise of portability of mobile devices with the need for larger screens. Touch surface for your big ass fingers.
Extends software development from sharing code to data models as well. Big ass application development modeling
Well this uses OSLO and is the next version of Visual Studio so putting it into its own project is a bit of a stretch. Big ass IDE.
New MS mice will allow to be used on rougher surfaces like tile and wood than before by increasing the sampling rate of the laser among other advances . New laser mice with big ass oversampling
I think this is software but a virtual receptionist that can interact with and track visitors. Big ass big brother.
Did I miss any big asses?
Re:Summary (Score:4, Informative)
Read TFA. No, you didn't miss any of them. Thanks for the summary.
While I'm generally a fan of Microsoft products (yes, boo hiss) these are all pretty lame. Four of them are touchscreens or variants thereof.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Code name: Pictionaire
I'm not exactly sure what this is.
This is a gaming environment with a stylus interface. The way it works is the user generates input by creating a Drawing®. The computer gets a set amount of time to correctly interpret the Drawing®. If it does so, it wins! If not, another process gets a turn.
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I think I've seen prior art: Max Headroom
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Did I miss any big asses?
No, Mixalot, I think you covered just about all of them.
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"pre-pre-alpha" (Score:2)
Thanks, i closed the tab upon reading the phrase "pre-pre-alpha".
alpha is developing code
pre-alpha is proof of concept?
pre-pre-alpha is an idea on a whiteboard?
From your summary it seams there is nothing of interest.
Photosynth rocks!!!! (Score:2, Interesting)
Photosynth is amazing!!!
I had some old photos taken of a climbing wall with my kids on different places at different times and from different angles. I uploaded all the photos and BAM!! It stitched them all together and gave us a realtime multi-perspective look at it. Whatever gripes you have about MS, give them credit when they are working on something that it really cool!!!
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unfortunately, i can't try it out, cause it doesn't support LINUX... go figure.
windex must love this (Score:1)
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Yes it's amazing how touchscreen is being pushed everywhere.
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Microsoft realized it can't make any more money on keyboards until they digitize them.
Receptionist? (Score:3, Funny)
For proprietary, trade-secret reasons, MS needed to develop a workforce that doesn't need chairs. Microsoft spokeswoman C. DeFenestra refused comment.
Multiple sources? (Score:2)
Nobody thought of MS-SQL I guess. Or maybe they did.
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Health Care? (Score:1)
pick me (Score:1)
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That's what she said!
No, but actually, that was useful, and thank you.
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I'm surprised you didn't try the "they're cooking up FUD" joke...
Mm, this fud tastes good!