Researchers Create Vomiting Robot To Analyze Contagions 65
iComp points out an interesting project in Derbyshire, northern England. "Bioboffins at the Health and Safety Laboratory in Derbyshire, UK, have developed a robot that can projectile vomit on command as a tool for studying the spread of the highly infectious norovirus. Reuters reports that the hyperemetic droid has been dubbed 'Vomiting Larry' by its creator, researcher Catherine Makison, who describes it as a 'humanoid simulated vomiting system.' The goal of said vomiting system is to study the reach and dispersion of human vomitus, which is one of the primary ways that diseases such as norovirus can spread. Norovirus is a fairly common viral infection that is sometimes known as the 'winter vomiting bug' due to its increased prevalence in the colder months. Outbreaks are generally triggered when humans ingest contaminated food or water, but can continue when subsequent people come in contact with surfaces that have been contaminated by the initial patient's effluvium."
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Oh, great... (Score:5, Funny)
"Two bots and a cup."
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Just what I always wanted: (Score:1)
a Puke-A-Tron 5000
Old News (Score:3, Funny)
We already have a vomiting robot. Every time my buddy mixes beer and wine, he turns into the ReTardis. We call him that because, based on production, he has to be larger inside than outside.
Reminds me of... (Score:2)
I've made a robot that s/screams/vomits!
Why?
Seriously, that's the best they could do? (Score:5, Funny)
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Vomitron
Optimus Puke
R2-D Spew
This is fun.
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Upchucking UNIVAC?
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How about.....
Astro Barf
Retching Robbie
Uran Upchuck
Coughing Cobalt
Maximilian Meltdown
Deadly Data
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Huh? (Score:2)
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Pretty much, and continuously. Have you seen someone with norovirus?
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Yes.
We had this hit after my sister's wedding a few years ago. It is an insanely bad 12-36 hours; I personally lost more than 10 lbs over the course of 24 hours (most of it water weight, but still). It's vomiting and diarrhea the like of which only exists in horror movies and it is insanely communicable. If someone around you has a case you will get it yourself. Hand sanitizers don't kill it effectively, it survives 12 hours on solid rock and 12 days on fabrics, and the shear force of the vomiting ensur
IG Nobel Prize (Score:3)
I bet this will be one of the winner in IG Nobel Prize for this year.
Now that's science reporting I can get behind! (Score:5, Funny)
And definitely not in front of.
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So you want a diarrhea and farting one? :P
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They should have named it Hurley (Score:5, Funny)
subject says it.
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::begin subroutine:: If you wanna be cool and bang chicks like us, you gotta prove you're no homo by holding the cock of the guy in front of you and parading around campus. Sigma ruleZ!!!!!
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I suggest you brush up on your grammar. "projectile" is being used as an adverb, not a verb. However, "projectile" and "vomit" together form a compound verb. No different to "nose dive" or "duck walk".
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Leave the poor creature with its innocence, any person who has never had reason to meet the term "projectile vomit" has led a blessed life.
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No, it is a perfectly standard compound verb and you'll probably find it in whatever dictionary you have to hand. http://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=projectile+vomit%2Cdwarf+planet&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share= [google.com]
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Actually, to emphasise the point, I'd recommend a medical reference dictionary.
Goal of the project? (Score:1)
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I had read somewhere that they had found that some of the vomit was in the form of an aerosol that spread in the air. They had used a fluorescent dye in their fake vomit to discover this..
I guess it gives them a better idea how large a radius needs cleaning after someone with norovirus pukes.
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Vomiting robot? (Score:3)
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How about the Apple store as an iBarf.
I never get invited... (Score:2)
to those sorts of parties. Probably just as well - if I knew ahead of time that there was a puking robot, I might stay home. Or show up wearing a wet suit.
You could probably hook up the robot to work as a sort of fountain in a swimming pool however.
Should be scanned (Score:1)
for a stomach virus.
Garbage Pail Kids (Score:1)
Payback is going to be a bitch (Score:1)
If robots ever rise up and squash us, it'll be because we did shit like this to them. Just watch, payback is going to be a bitch. First they'll puke on us, then they'll make us clean up their puke. Oh, the bitter irony...
Mints (Score:1)
Vomiting is caused by viruses. I thought it was caused by eating one thin little mint.
Sweet! I Should Get One! (Score:2)
Bulimic Bob (Score:2)
I'd rather see (Score:2)
Strange Attractor: If I'm vomited on let it be her (Score:2)