OpenAI's First ChatGPT Gadget Could Be a Smart Speaker With a Camera 55
OpenAI is reportedly developing its first consumer hardware product: a $200-$300 smart speaker with a built-in camera capable of recognizing "items on a nearby table or conversations people are having in the vicinity." It's also said to feature Face ID-style authentication for purchases. The Verge reports: In addition to the smart speaker, OpenAI is "possibly" working on smart glasses and a smart lamp, The Information reports. (Apple may also be working on a smart lamp.) But OpenAI's glasses might not hit mass production until 2028, and while OpenAI has made prototypes of gadgets like the smart lamp, The Information says it's "unclear" if they'll be released and that OpenAI's devices plans are in early stages.
So a surveillance device? (Score:5, Insightful)
I guess that makes sense. Obviously, only idiots will get one, but there are plenty of idiots around and OpenAI knows it.
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But..... "surveillance device" ...OMG....fuck how unintelligent.
NSA, is that you?
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I see Altman is trolling /. again as an AC. How quaint. Hi Sam.
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Re: So a surveillance device? (Score:2)
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Proof that the AI bubble is bursting when chatgpt shifts into consumer electronics as a competitor to an Alexa device?
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It seems that idiots are on both sides now. VCs have proved to be completely out of touch with reality while their target audience is just fitting them like a glove. I call this the age of the big dumb.
A purpose-built device. (Score:2)
I guess that makes sense. Obviously, only idiots will get one, but there are plenty of idiots around and OpenAI knows it.
The tech industry doesn't just know it. It has literally designed around it.
Do you assume it's merely convenient that a 5-year old can operate the same touchscreen-and-sniff iOS or Android UI you do?
The marketing, starts in the womb. All those youthful idiots are highly profitable in a market that doesn't mind marketing gambling addiction to children in the form of games or collecting. Not to mention those idiots attached to parental credit lines enabled on the same device.
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Re: So a surveillance device? (Score:2)
It's the unspoken founding principle of America, enshrined in law.
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How do you fight ignorance? We literally have a "free" K-12 system that you are more or less compelled to send your children to. It's down right negligent the results we get out of our system.
I say "free" as we do pay for it with property taxes and of course school supplies is necessary as well. Still, it's nearly free since we have to pay property taxes regardless of having children or if you home school or have them in private school. Everyone does (should and) support the public school system.
I'm open fo
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Obviously, only idiots will get one
I can see this being forced at work, to monitor office attendance.
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Well, I I looked over at my beautiful wife as we were getting high and basking in silly happiness, and told her I figured it out: if someone out there is spending their life listening to my life, they lose. No question. Actually wished in that moment there was some dumb loser
HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Score:5, Insightful)
Not only no, but fuck no.
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Not only no, but fuck no.
Ok, ok, but they haven’t even said if it costs extra to be directly plugged into the surveillance 24-7-365.25. Let’s wait and see how sweet this deal can get before jumping to conclusions.
Amazon? (Score:5, Insightful)
So their plan to further monetize ChatGPT in an attempt to stem losses is to imitate a product that Amazon (and Google) has been selling for years? Lame.
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A better one. One that is actually useful.
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A better one. One that is actually useful.
The technology to implant it directly into your brain is as painless as it is useful.
distant screams.
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A better one. One that is actually useful.
[Citation Needed] If AI has taught me one thing, it's that a natural language processor that expects you to speak to it like a human, and attempts to infer meaning from context is worse than a special purpose tool that does a predefined set of tasks.
It's why the products these days are so shit. Take me back to the old days of assistants. Where I could say "Hey Google, avoid toll roads", and it would actually just check the checkbox in the Google maps app to avoid toll roads. Nowadays Gemini opens up a fucki
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Pretty sure both Amazon and Google have already pivoted towards AI with their home speaker lines. The only differentiator here is maybe the camera.
I will buy one... (Score:2)
They will have my money.
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They will have my money.
You're writing the talk-like-a-pirate smart speaker firmware upgrade, aren't you?
Don't try and bullshit us.
No, seriously. We could use that.
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Damn it I got caught :D
Getting desperate. (Score:2)
The actual path: Superbowl Ads, In-chat Ads, Pointless gadgets, IPO, Bankruptcy
Re: Getting desperate. (Score:2)
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While I'm not much of a programmer, I've heard a lot of positive things on this site and other places online that claude is a pretty helpful assistant. I don't know what that cost to use per month but if a seasoned programmer can use it to increase their productivity, then it sounds like a net win for at least that person/company.
I could see generative AI stuff possibly be more useful and some of the slop writing for slop sites that sole purpose to exist is to show ads will benefit from today's AI. The gene
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They seem to ignore common physics. I wonder how they can be enabled to continue to ignore the obvious dynamics behind alchemy.
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The path they try and sell: Exponential IQ and capability growth until people have abundant everything and no longer have to work.
The sad reality is humans are capable of delivering potentially exactly that.
If the species hadn't been infected by the Disease of Greed for oh I dunno, the last few thousand years.
Sorry, nope.... (Score:2)
That's called a 'Televisor' IIRC. (Score:2)
Got one of those in my pocket already, thanks.
Re: That's called a 'Televisor' IIRC. (Score:1)
Dance like no one's watching... (Score:2)
Well... Not anymore!
Metaverse here we come (Score:3)
Leaving aside the creep factor, I believe people just don’t want to interact this way. It’s goofy.
We’ve been down this road before with glasses, augmented reality, whatever.
“This time it’s different. It will actually be useful in ways you can’t even imagine!”
Well, that’s a little scary on its face. And I still recoil from the basic use case/form factor even assuming complete benevolence.
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“This time it’s different. It will actually be useful in ways you can’t even imagine!”
Yes, but to whom? Useful to me, or useful to scammers, spammers, griefers, stalkers, and identity thieves?
“This time it’s different. It will actually be useful to the criminals and people out to screw you in ways you can’t even imagine!”
yippee lol
I beg to differ. (Score:2)
I, for one, am quite sure it is going to be an alarm clock-fly swatter-combination with an optional immersive anemometer. Anthing else is just unqualified guessing, if not gossip.
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Odd? (Score:2)
toasty! (Score:2)
Would anyone like any toast?"
The spooks must be salivating /s (Score:2)
Desperation (Score:2)
Keep it away! (Score:2)
Orwell said (Score:2)
Didn't we already do this? (Score:2)
So the next big moneymaker is Teddy Ruxpin? Sorry, I meant to say Furbies. SORRY sorry I meant to say Internet of Things. I mean smarthomes.
This is like how video streaming services re-invented cable tv, and much innovation, such wow, and we're overjoyed to see the return of what we escaped from.
Order of operations ? (Score:2)
You think they might work on perfecting the smart part, before looking for more places to jam it in...
Just wait until the next model comes out! (Score:2)
The next model will have a screen. For a super lower rate, that we will lock in this one time only, of just $19.99 a month the screen will come with an on-screen personal fitness trainer. Using it will be optional at first. Then they "give" you freebies if you use it, and eventually build a profile to sell to your health insurance, etc. And you'll be paying for the pleasure.
Now be a good citizen and do your daily exercises.
P.S. Don't even think of turning your screen off. You don't want to know what happen
Okay but fer wut (Score:2)
OpenAI is reportedly developing its first consumer hardware product: a $200-$300 smart speaker with a built-in camera capable of recognizing "items on a nearby table or conversations people are having in the vicinity." It's also said to feature Face ID-style authentication for purchases.
I guess I still don't understand. Why would I want a camera that listens to my conversations? What exactly is the benefit to me?
Clue me in, I'm having a hard time understanding the point of it. What's the actual use case for