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'My Printer Is Extorting Me', Complains Subscriber to HP's 'Instant Ink' Program (theatlantic.com) 253

A writer for the Atlantic complains that their HP printer is shaking them down like a loan shark. I discovered an error message on my computer indicating that my HP OfficeJet Pro had been remotely disabled by the company. When I logged on to HP's website, I learned why: The credit card I had used to sign up for HP's Instant Ink cartridge-refill program had expired, and the company had effectively bricked my device in response....

Instant Ink is a monthly subscription program that purports to monitor one's printer usage and ink levels and automatically send new cartridges when they run low. The name is misleading, because the monthly fee is not for the ink itself but for the number of pages printed. (The recommended household plan is $5.99 a month for 100 pages). Like others, I signed up in haste during the printer-setup process, only slightly aware of what I was purchasing. Getting ink delivered when I need it sounded convenient enough to me....

The monthly fee is incurred whether you print or not, and the ink cartridges occupy some liminal ownership space. You possess them, but you are, in essence, renting both them and your machine while you're enrolled in the program.... Here was a piece of technology that I had paid more than $200 for, stocked with full ink cartridges. My printer, gently used, was sitting on my desk in perfect working order but rendered useless by Hewlett-Packard, a tech corporation with a $28 billion market cap at the time of writing, because I had failed to make a monthly payment for a service intended to deliver new printer cartridges that I did not yet need....

There are tales of woe across HP's customer-support site, in Reddit threads, and on Twitter. A pending class-action lawsuit in California alleges that the Instant Ink program has "significant catches" and does not deliver new cartridges on time or allow those enrolled to use cartridges purchased outside the subscription service, rendering the consumer frequently unable to print. Parker Truax, a spokesperson for HP, told me, "Instant Ink cartridges will continue working until the end of the current billing cycle in which [a customer cancels]. To continue printing after they discontinue their Instant Ink subscription and their billing cycle ends, they can purchase and use HP original Standard or XL cartridges."

"Nobody told me that if I canceled, then all those cartridges would stop working," complains another owner of an HP printer cited in the article. "I guess this is our future, where your printer ink spies on you."

But the article ultimately concludes that the printer's shakedown is "just one example of how digital subscriptions have permeated physical tech so thoroughly that they are blurring the lines of ownership. Even if I paid for it, can I really say that I own my printer if HP can flip a switch and make it inert?"
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'My Printer Is Extorting Me', Complains Subscriber to HP's 'Instant Ink' Program

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  • by saloomy ( 2817221 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @08:55PM (#63267793)
    A corporation makes a deal with you to provide you a service: Ink on subscription. You do not need to go that route, you can pay for ink cartridges. In fact, one is included that is yours since you bought it. If you subscribe, and they can not charge you the next month's bill, they disable you. That makes sense to me. AT&T is worth $200b, but they will cut off your broadband if you fail to pay your subscription fee.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward
      Maybe but they do not brick your phone.
      • Your all in one can still scan. And if you replace your cartridges with purchased ones, you can print. They brick "their" cartridges, but they will unbrick them if you renew your service. So no, neither does HP.
        • by Computershack ( 1143409 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:04PM (#63267825)

          And if you replace your cartridges with purchased ones, you can print.

          According to the class action lawsuit you can't purchase cartridges outside of the program and the printer print.

          • by tsqr ( 808554 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:42PM (#63267905)

            And if you replace your cartridges with purchased ones, you can print.

            According to the class action lawsuit you can't purchase cartridges outside of the program and the printer print.

            Based on my personal experience, that just is not true.

            • by Legalize CP NOW! ( 10290343 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @01:44AM (#63268307)
              As in - the old ones were good. Back in the 80's and 90's I would have told anyone to buy an HP. But for at least 15 years (probably 20) I would never willingly let someone buy an HP.

              This week I'd recommend Brother Printers. Probably.
              • by eneville ( 745111 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @02:33AM (#63268385) Homepage

                Bought a Brother two years s back, seems good so far, worked OOTB on Linux for me perfectly.

              • I went the same route. Bought a Brother laser all-in-one, works perfectly, doesn't bug me about any subscription, and I only buy original consumables for it.
                It also integrates well with Home Assistant, and I see statistics for it. Almost 2K pages printed, no issue.
                Fuck HP / Canon / etc with their greed.

              • Brother makes the best printers in my experience. I buy a laser printer every 3-4 years when it runs out of toner.

          • by xwin ( 848234 )
            Yes you can. Just go to the store and get a set of cartridges and then cancel your instant ink https://support.hp.com/ee-en/p... [hp.com] . Put your new cartridges in and continue printing.
            You also never have to sign up for that service. Just use purchased cartridges as you normally would. But you can't write a whiny article about that.
            By the way HP provides link to cancel the service even before you sign up for it. https://instantink.hpconnected... [hpconnected.com]
            • Tried that... Printer wouldn't even recognize the store bought cartridges
              • by fgouget ( 925644 )

                Tried that... Printer wouldn't even recognize the store bought cartridges

                Instant Ink sent me a black ink cartridge and my printer would not recognize it. Then support sent me another black ink cartridge and that one did not get recognized. I then had a long debugging session with support to thoroughly document the issue and they sent me yet another black ink cartridge and that one worked (and support followed up too).

                So basically what I'm saying is that they had some cartridge compatibility issue with their own cartridges and if that extended to non-Instant Ink cartridges, this

          • by ctilsie242 ( 4841247 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @12:00AM (#63268145)

            Two weeks ago, I bought and set up a HP printer for printing out stuff for tax season. It was easy to decline HP Instant Ink, and I bought ink cartridges with the printer.

            I wonder if it might be earlier models or other ones, but mine wasn't a horror story in the least. I didn't choose the "you get extra Internet stuff if you promise you never use third party inks) as an option either. As for drivers, I avoid installing the huge HP driver pack, and just use IPP/Bonjour which works out of the box, no issues.

            Overall, the trick is just to avoid the HP options and get the printer set up. Instant Ink -may- work for some people, especially if the pages printer per month is greater than the amount of ink taken up, and they are doing color photos. However, I stick to the old fashioned thing of paying for cartridges when I need them.

          • And if you replace your cartridges with purchased ones, you can print.

            According to the class action lawsuit you can't purchase cartridges outside of the program and the printer print.

            The most interesting thing from the original article is that it implies the user claimed to still be on his first set of cartridges...

            "Here was a piece of technology that I had paid more than $200 for, stocked with full ink cartridges. My printer, gently used, was sitting on my desk in perfect working order but rendered useless"

            IN OTHER WORDS: The cartridges he paid for with the printer were bricked because he signed a "contract" and without actually delivering anything, they remotely bricked his original c

    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      That makes sense to me. AT&T is worth $200b, but they will cut off your broadband if you fail to pay your subscription fee.

      But your computer and TV that was connected to that broadband service will still function.

    • by thegarbz ( 1787294 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @05:59AM (#63268573)

      A corporation makes a deal with you to provide you a service: Ink on subscription.

      But that's the point here. It's called "ink on subscription" but in reality it is "printer able to spit out page on subscription". Those are two very different things with two very different implications.

  • by rombouts ( 111191 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @08:56PM (#63267795)

    Hi

    Just like with Apple, no one has to buy a HP printer.

    TWR

    • by taustin ( 171655 )

      There are decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty.

  • by reanjr ( 588767 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @08:57PM (#63267797) Homepage

    This sucks, but it's been pretty common knowledge for years that HP has DRM on their ink cartridges. This is sort of the expectation you should have whenever you buy an ink jet printer from HP.

    If you don't want to deal with the ink cartel, my suggestion is don't bother with them. Save the extra couple hundred $ and get a laser. If you use your printer with any regularity, it will pay for itself very quickly. And - as far as I know - laser printers aren't sold using to Gillette model.

    • by I've Got Three Cats ( 4794043 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:19PM (#63267857)

      Indeed. This says a lot:

      "... I signed up in haste during the printer-setup process, only slightly aware of what I was purchasing."

      • Yeah, hard to feel sympathy for someone like that. Sounds like the kind of person who thinks paying a subscription for heated seats on his BMW is a great deal.
        • That's effectively victim blaming. HP are knowingly taking advantage of anyone who doesn't fully research the draconian DRM that they employ.
          • Yeah... about the victim thing.

            Look, it's not rape. They're not being ambushed in the park in after dark and overpowered. They're just supposed to read the text that comes before "Ok", something that's entirely within their power to do.

            The fact that they don't is encouraging HP and similarly minded companies to carry on with the treachery ("Look Jason, the business model has been validated!") and if anything, with their behavior they're contributing their bit to fucking over the next guy. The most effective

      • You ever heard of dark patterns?

      • It says we're heading back to robber barons where the laws are best used to protect companies fucking object people rather than protect people. What's amazing is how many people are cheering on the barons.

        Every asshole is trying to add thousand page "licenses" to everything now. You have the choice of not reading them of living like the Amish because the time to read them does not exist. And if you somehow manage to find time, well fuck toy you now have the choice of entering the modern world of living like

    • Yep. I bought a LJ2100TN in 2009-2010. Still running strong! Generic toner from Amazon is cheap too.

    • by antdude ( 79039 )

      What are good laser printers with colors for Linux, macOS, and Windows?

      • Brother mono 2030 has done me well so far, I would assume their colour range would be fine. I would expect problems on cheaper devices, but I had none.

    • by Tom ( 822 )

      Save the extra couple hundred $ and get a laser.

      It's not even a couple hundred anymore. You can get a fairly decent laser for $199 these days, and while they usually come with half-filled original toners, that still means they'll last you for hundreds of pages. They're so cheap now that the last time I bought new toners I seriously counted if it's cheaper to just buy a new printer (it wasn't, but barely).

    • by sjames ( 1099 )

      For that matter, even if you print infrequently. Laser printers are fine with that, many inkjets will dry up and clog with most of the ink unused if they are infrequently used.

  • by fahrbot-bot ( 874524 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:01PM (#63267813)

    Even if I paid for it, can I really say that I own my printer if HP can flip a switch and make it inert?"

    Seems like they just made the ink cartridges, acquired via the Insta Ink program, "inert" not the printer. Seems like you could buy cartridges to start printing again:

    Parker Truax, a spokesperson for HP, told me, "Instant Ink cartridges will continue working until the end of the current billing cycle in which [a customer cancels]. To continue printing after they discontinue their Instant Ink subscription and their billing cycle ends, they can purchase and use HP original Standard or XL cartridges."

    Not defending anything, just noting info in TFS...

    • > "To continue printing after they discontinue their Instant Ink subscription and their billing cycle ends, they can purchase and use HP original Standard or XL cartridges."

      Which makes me wonder, assuming the printer came with a set of 'free' cartridges, what happened to them.

  • by Burdell ( 228580 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:01PM (#63267815)

    How do you sign up for a service without having the faintest idea what you are signing up for? I expect HP makes it hard to discern the precise terms, but... would you otherwise think it is normal to need to enter your credit card when installing a printer (that's already sitting in front of you)?

    I'm all for going after companies with terrible/hidden terms, but consumers have to take SOME measure of responsibility.

    • by SleepingEye ( 998933 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:13PM (#63267843)
      All of their commercials indicate that it's a monthly fee for a delivered replacement when your ink cartridge runs low, not for rental of the ink cratridge itself.
      • by v1 ( 525388 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @11:48PM (#63268137) Homepage Journal

        They only deliver when your cart runs low as long as you haven't printed more than your limit of pages for the month. One cart will print much more than 100 pages, though it depends on your ink coverage.

        My neighbor enrolled in that against my advice, and called me over to help her drop it a year later. They make it hard, and for a newbie it looks scarry, like you're going to permanently break the printer. They tell you AT LEAST three times that the unenrollment cannot be undone. You know what it takes to re-enroll? one mouse click. ONE CLICK. ug.

        They lie, they cheat, and they intimidate the vulnerable. Let them burn.

    • ... would you otherwise think it is normal to need to enter your credit card when installing a printer (that's already sitting in front of you)?

      I'm not trying to excuse antisocial predatory practices, but IMHO this pretty much says most of what happened.

    • He didn't blindly enter his credit card. He signed up for a service that automatically delivers ink to his door when the printer says it's low. That is a perfectly reasonable service for somebody who has to do a lot of printing with an inkjet.

      What he didn't know was that HP's printer division is cartoonishly anti-consumer.

    • by Tom ( 822 )

      That's true, but disabling your printer when it has plenty of ink in it because you didn't pay for a "we'll send you new ink when yours runs low" service isn't exactly within what you would reasonably suspect.

      And this is a guy who can at least read. A considerably portion of the population coming out of our failing education system has problems reading and comprehending stuff that's more complex than a meme. Should society fail them a second time by making it their fault if an intentionally obscured legales

      • by chefren ( 17219 )
        Consider the alernative though - sign up for the cheapest option, 0.99$ per month, receive the toner cartridge and then cancel and keep using the cartrige.. why not do that? As strange as this whole thing seems on the surface, it does make sense to disable them when you think this through. However there should be options to do a buy-in on the cartridges you have, based on the unused ink in them or something so that you can unsubscribe without having to buy new cartridges.
  • They are criminals that engange in repeated false advertising.
    None of them are honest.

    • I have yet to find any real issue with Brother other than some of their software feels trapped in the XP era.

      • This right there.

        Brother's software is ... well, it does what it should most of the time, but don't expect anything important from it. It's kinda like a flash back to the 90s.

        Fortunately the same can be said about their hardware, which works pretty much like printers did in the 90s, i.e. without lock-out chips, phone-home crap and planned bricking after "too many" prints.

      • by Zumbs ( 1241138 )

        My Brother printer disabled the cartridge because they claimed that I had printed so many pages that subsequent pages would not look good. It took at least an hour of searching the internet, before I found the secret combination to disable that anti-user crap and continued printing. There was NOTHING in the manual or on Brothers page for the printer.

        After entering the secret combination, I managed to print at least a hundred pages before I could see a drop in quality. I don't know if they have changed thei

  • by caviare ( 830421 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:05PM (#63267827)

    I have an HP LaserJet 6MP that's about 30 years old. I don't use it much but I could still get a cartridge replacement last time I needed one. Still works with latest windows. From the good old days of HP when they charged a high price up front for first class equipment.

    • That's a rebadged Canon.

      • by demonlapin ( 527802 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @11:16PM (#63268071) Homepage Journal
        It's a Canon print engine, but it's HP (the old HP) tech surrounding it, like having PCL. I had a 4+ that I upgraded to 4M+ with a PostScript board and bumped up the RAM (IIRC 2 MB on board, 2 MB on the PostScript board, 3 30-pin SIMMs remaining that could hold up to 16 MB each but I don't think I actually maxed it out). Had a 10 Mbps Ethernet card for it with both 10BaseT and 10Base2 adapters on it, which was fine for a print engine that could only do 12 PPM with plain text. It was still working just fine when I gave it away because I wanted something lighter and faster, which was the Brother HL-2140 that I'm still using today, though even that's probably 15 years old now.
    • by awwshit ( 6214476 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @11:08PM (#63268049)

      HP printers were rock solid workhorses in the 80s and into the 90s. Reliable and serviceable. Then cheap inkjet printers happened and printer companies became ink cartels.

  • You could just buy the ink when the printer starts indicating that it is running low.

    Better yet, get a laser printer. I've had my current one for over 3 years now and I'm still using the toner cartridges that came with the printer.

    Inkjet printers are a waste of money.

    • by caseih ( 160668 )

      I inherited a LaserJet 6P from my grandmother. I've been running it for over 10 years and I've never put any toner in it. I think I'm still on the cartridge she last bought for it. There's still plenty of toner left, but the image drum is starting to not be very clean, so probably time for a new toner and drum cartridge.

      Definitely friends don't let friends buy ink jet printers.

    • by HiThere ( 15173 )

      The last time I checked, laser printers emitted toxic particulate dust, and needed to be used in a well ventilated area removed from the areas that people were working in. Somehow that only occasionally happens, and I couldn't make it happen in my home computer area. And, at that time, they emitted the dust whether they were printing or not. Well, that *was* a few decades ago, and perhaps things have chanced, but I haven't happened to have run across any report that they have.
      N.B.: The report was not fr

      • by swilver ( 617741 )

        Almost anything will emit something. Tires emit rubber particles. Combustion emits soot particles. Heating plastic or putting fluids in them emits particles. Cooking emits lots of particles. Washing clothes emits particles.

        Spraying ink from a nozzle onto paper is no exception. That ink certainly won't all stick to the paper.

        The real question is if its a problem or not.

  • by paul_engr ( 6280294 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:10PM (#63267837)
    Don't buy fucking HP printers. Ever. Never ever buy HP printers. Even when they're working, they suck ass and require an inordinately large driver suite that doesn't work most of the time and their corpo-spyware is bloated as fuck. Don't buy anything from HP, really. They suck
    • by TechyImmigrant ( 175943 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @10:10PM (#63267957) Homepage Journal

      Don't buy fucking HP printers. Ever. Never ever buy HP printers. Even when they're working, they suck ass and require an inordinately large driver suite that doesn't work most of the time and their corpo-spyware is bloated as fuck. Don't buy anything from HP, really. They suck

      Do buy old school HP laser printers that were made before HP turned to evil printer ink DRM.

      • by taustin ( 171655 )

        Do buy old school HP laser printers that were made before HP turned to evil printer ink DRM.

        They made some real workhorses, but some of their toners cost more than a replacement printer, and always have.

        • That's because they WANT you to buy a replacement printer, in order to sell you this sort of crap, plus if you weren't aware, they ship printers with "starter" cartridges which might have only 50 or so pages in them. When you go to replace those with ones with actual capacity, you will probably find that they also run around the "replacement" cost of the printer. Because the printer is a loss-leader for the cartridges, which is why they work so hard to force you to buy THEIR cartridges, promising doom and

    • by xwin ( 848234 )
      I have HP 8028 which we have to have because of the kid in high school and occasional photo printing. As a printer it is actually not bad. Assuming that you worked out the ink issue. I just get a basic set of cartridges for around $60 and a set of good quality refill ink for $50. Run the cartridges until they are really low and then refill them using drip method. You can get triple life out of the cartridge easy. Eventually the printer stops pulling ink effectively out of the cartridge and the cartridge nee
      • I have a Brother laser printer (monochrome) that is 10 years old now, still going strong. I can get off-brand toner for something like $12-15. Even if you pay for an official toner cartridge, it would be very difficult to meet the 6-cents per page that this HP scam is charging. Color laser printers are surprisingly affordable now, I'm surprised anyone still buys an inkjet.
        • I'm surprised anyone still buys an inkjet

          People who see the low up-front cost and don't realize what a bad value proposition they are (which is just about anyone without a family techie). I agree that there is no reason to have one. If you need pretty-good color stuff with any regularity, a color laser will suit you. If you need presentation quality, pay a print shop to do it because they're amortizing that huge cost over thousands of jobs and the quality is far superior to anything an inkjet will produce.

    • Amen! And I would add, never ever buy any software from them either. Their corporate nobodykowstheprice aka huge price software does not perform beyond basic functionality without a doctors degree. Interface is so convoluted and words there so far in writing from meaning, that what you actually get can as well be random. It is huge mess, where some incoming success presentation from their sales people has wowed some clueless manager and then you will be stuck with it. For years. I would avoid HP like vampir
    • by HiThere ( 15173 )

      So what printer do you recommend? For what systems?

      • I have a Brother MFC-L8690CDW. Scans without cartridges (don't laugh, that's not as much a given as one might think it should be), takes 3rd party cartridges just fine and is easily convinced that the cartridges are still full when they are (which also means that it's now your job to check whether there is still toner left because the printer will believe whatever you tell it and happily print with cartridges that ARE actually empty, too). And of course it's 4 toner cartridges, so if you run out of black (a

  • by bubblyceiling ( 7940768 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:32PM (#63267883)
    HP will send you cartridges for FREE under that program. So no wonder they disable them if you cancel the subscription. Just buy your own cartridges and they should work no problem
  • by zephvark ( 1812804 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @09:36PM (#63267889)

    Look, the tech is obsolete, and the excessive cost of inkjet cartridges has been clear for decades.

    Get a color laser printer. They're cheap. The "ink" doesn't run, smear, dry up, or clog a "print head". The original toner cartridges may last you for years.

    • by Potor ( 658520 )
      I agree completely. I have an HP M134 Laser and it's the bomb. I also buy my ink from a third-party supplier. HP only got my money for the hardware, and only once.
    • my epson ink on my inkjet doesn't run or smear and the ink is cheap (still if I had to buy a new printer today I would get laser). The issue really is purely the model where you buy a dirt cheap printer where the vendor has sold that too you purely to make the profit from the ink. Nothing in a color laser printer prevents them doing exactly the same once people stop buying inkjets, they will provide you with a toner cartridge that is only a quarter or less full just like they do on inkets and then lockin ca
    • Mod this up please. My wife is a habitual printer and inkjets were driving me crazy. So I bought a Canon color laser a few years ago and it's been wonderful. If I need photographs printed I'll have them done online or at the drug store. Everything is else is better with the laser. An important distinction that the Canon I have has is that the drums are part of the toner cartridge. This is a bit more expensive but it pretty much eliminates maintenance.

    • by Tom ( 822 )

      I've been doing that for 15+ years, and saved a shitload of money. Even when printing a lot, they last an eternity.

      But - how long until this "service" comes to laser printers as well? There's nothing really stopping them from doing that, is there?

  • I was just looking at hp and bothers ink/toner subs today. I print very little 20-40 pages a year tops. Most of my printers have died by the rubber wheely things in them drying out and cracking up before i even finish the cartages that come with them.. While checking my home inv records i realized my current one is on year 7 (and yes still with toner that came in it. ) So I was checking out what stapes had in stock while i was there to see what my cost was going to be when this dies of old age.
  • by sg_oneill ( 159032 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @10:07PM (#63267951)

    My trusty 12 year old $150 Brother Laser printer is only on its second toner cartrige and I'm printing between 5-20 pages a week of sheet music. And it prints great.

  • This and stories like it mean HP products won't grace my home or business...every since a work related (not my office) HP refused to print black and white because "cyan" was empty...
  • by kurkosdr ( 2378710 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @10:18PM (#63267973)
    If you have to buy an inkjet printer, buy one that takes remanufactured/third-party cartridges. Go to a website or brick-and-mortar shop in your region that sells remanufactured/third-party cartridges and they will happily give you a list of printers currently on sale that take remanufactured/third-party cartridges. HP inkjets won't be on the list, and this is your clue that HP uses DRM to make you pay through the nose for ink. So, avoid HP inkjets.
  • Dystopian A.F. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by sound+vision ( 884283 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @10:35PM (#63267997) Journal

    Every year things start to look more like a Philip K. Dick and George Orwell collaboration.

    In 10 years I'm expecting Ring to lock you out of your apartment if your subscription lapses. "Sorry, your payment failed. Please hold your smartphone to the door to submit a payment, or you may temporarily enter with your Facebook ID."

  • Good old HP (Score:4, Informative)

    by kwerle ( 39371 ) <kurt@CircleW.org> on Sunday February 05, 2023 @10:41PM (#63268003) Homepage Journal

    As in - the old ones were good. Back in the 80's and 90's I would have told anyone to buy an HP. But for at least 15 years (probably 20) I would never willingly let someone buy an HP.

    This week I'd recommend Brother Printers. Probably.

  • The monthly fee is incurred whether you print or not, and the ink cartridges occupy some liminal ownership space. You possess them, but you are, in essence, renting both them and your machine while you're enrolled in the program.... Here was a piece of technology that I had paid more than $200 for, stocked with full ink cartridges. My printer, gently used, was sitting on my desk in perfect working order but rendered useless by Hewlett-Packard...

    Sounds like someone didn't do his homework before deciding what

  • by rebill ( 87977 ) on Sunday February 05, 2023 @11:07PM (#63268047) Journal
    tl;dr: I did read; and had that thing sent back to the hell that spawned it.

    A family member bought one of those things just before Christmas, and bribed me with dinner to come over and set it up.

    I read the documentation that came with it and the installation screens. They clearly stated that the ink included inside the box could only be used with the subscription, only while the subscription service was active, that the printer must have always-on access to the internet and that if the subscription was canceled, the printer would stop working immediately, unless you installed a more expensive ink cartridge. It also said their cheapest plan was some really low number per month, but only applied if it printed a tiny number of pages in a month. The overage charges were excessive.

    "Always on, always connected" is a terrible idea. Someone will hack those things eventually, and will start spewing advertising prints ... all the while chewing up the page limited count and triggering the equivalent of overdraft fees.

    I told my family member that I was embarrassed that someone like HP would do this, and convinced them to box up and send that pile of manure back where it was purchased. HP has fallen very, very far from their Laserjet 4 days. And that steaming pile burned all my goodwill I once had for the company.

    Incidentally, if you rage-quit midway through the installation process, and then restart to show your family member the text that caused you to rage quit ... their installer isn't able to complete on the second pass without restoring to an O/S savepoint.

    Brother seems to have act together, so I went and picked one of their models as a replacement.

  • At this point, people only have themselves to blame. Why do you continue to PURPOSEFULLY opt-in to the cloud world?

    Stop buying so much shit, and stop buying things that requires the internet to work!
  • by excelsior_gr ( 969383 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @01:29AM (#63268271)
    I got a Brother. Dumb as a broomstick. Works under Linux. Awesome.
  • The author of this article is fucking retarded, or worse, making shit up to sell an article.

    I understand clicking through a licensing agreement without reading it. I can't fathom doing the same when a credit card is involved.

    • Keep in mind that most slashdotters aren't "neurotypical", we aren't average. So basically, yes to both.

      Keep in mind that the option screens and user agreements are deliberately designed to encourage "normal" people to just click through them without reading or more importantly, comprehending them. They state just enough that they probably won't eat a class action lawsuit over it and lose.

      So yeah, he was a dumbass. Yes, he's doing it to sell an article. But for the average person, it's still an importan

  • Even RMS didn't forsee that the Right to Read would be prefaced with a Right to Write. (well, print)

    How are these guys not in court, being slammed silly with lawsuits ?

  • Printer As a Service - Sucker. Yeah, decided to PASS on that a long time ago.
  • This is why I don't buy HP printers anymore. Brother doesn't seem to care if you use 3rd party toners for their laser printers. Anyway, the book Chokepoint Capitalism [chokepointcapitalism.com] shows how big companies squeeze customers and suppliers. And how we can fight back, but it's going to take all of us.
  • by buss_error ( 142273 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @02:56AM (#63268397) Homepage Journal

    There are a few corporations that are instant deal killers for me. Microsoft to an extent, Cisco, Ubisoft, Sony, AT&T, Apple ... and HP. There are others but those are the ones off hand that will be an almost instant "NO" to, including when I am engaged professionally when I can justify it by the scope of work. Otherwise, I simply note in the report that many are unsatisfied with their products/services, including the author, and provide alternatives with the (usually less expensive) TCO and ROI. I keep a running total of what accounts I've got to drop them - it's an impressive amount over the decades.

  • My jet printer sputtered it last legible output last fall, I went to print, basically nothing. Scraped it and got a Brother color laser printer for under $300; it's wonderful.

  • by JediTrainer ( 314273 ) on Monday February 06, 2023 @05:49AM (#63268563)

    There’s a use case, and would like to offer a counterpoint to much of what I read above. I like the convenience of having a printer at home, but I do not print a lot. But when I want a photo I don’t want to have to go to a store or order online. I also print some things where I want to file a hard copy. Used to own a Canon Pixma printer which seemed to drain all its ink in cleaning cycles, and spent maybe some $80 in cartridges per year for barely any printing.

    The 15 page/mo plan (where an additional 15 pages carry over if unused) suits me fine, and after tax I pay a whopping $1.42 per month. And my ink is delivered, plus they take the old ones back for recycling too. The irony was that I was on a more expensive plan and their price change promoted me to reevaluate my usage and downgrade, paying them less than before!

    If you print a lot, sure there are other options so ymmv but I read a lot of the comments above and think to myself nobody forced you to sign up. It is fine as long as you know what you’re signing up for.

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