Russian Army Expo Shows Off Robot Dog Carrying Rocket Launcher (pcmag.com) 56
At a military convention in Russia, a local company is showing off a robot dog that's carrying a rocket launcher. From a report: Russian news agency RIA Novosti today filmed the four-legged bot at the Army 2022 convention, which is taking place near Moscow and sponsored by the country's Ministry of Defense. The robot was recorded trotting along on the convention floor while wielding a rocket-propelled grenade launcher on its back. The robot is also capable of crouching on the floor, making it harder to spot, while it presumably waits to fire off a rocket. It remains unclear if the robot will ever be used on the field when Russia is locked in a war with Ukraine, and already using air-based drones at least for recon and targeting purposes. But according to RIA Novosti, the bot is dubbed the M-81 system and comes from a Russian engineering company called "Intellect Machine." The developers say the robot dog is being designed to both transport weapons and ammunition and fire them during combat missions.
"It was a dog!" (Score:3)
It was a dog that accidentally destroyed our airbase. It was unfortunately smoking at the time.
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Big news, robot dog runs on vodka, kills indiscriminately
Wait til you see what it does to the post man
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Even if it's not fake (Score:2)
I'd like to see it demonstrate how it gets up after falling over... while packing a fully-loaded RPG launcher.
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That's where the two extra telescoping legs come in handy. Didn't you ever watch Falcon and Dynomutt as a kid?
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Good answer, but that's BLUE Falcon!
Does It Bark In Russian? (Score:2)
I think I would rather have a robot cheetah with a rocket launcher. Those pesky Russians never seem to have high aims.
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Land sharks! It would scare the Putie out of the other side.
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Pretty sure vodka is poisonous to sharks. tsk tsk.
Re: Does It Bark In Russian? (Score:1)
Re:Does It Bark In Russian? (Score:4, Informative)
No, it barks in Chinese.
Because it's a Chinese robot dog made by Unitree [twitter.com].
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Clint Eastwood fumbling with stolen robo-dog RPG, voice in his head: "You have to bark in Russian!".
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Damn, no mod points today. Well played!
Can't Even Get the Basics Right (Score:5, Insightful)
The Russian military industrial complex likes to boast about super high tech weapons in various expos, but it can't even get the basics right. The supposedly "best in the world" T14 Armata tank was supposed to be a super high tech ubertank, but they can't actually make them in numbers, nor do they have any way of integrating these weapons into battlefield strategies. They supposedly already have an unmanned land combat vehicle (the Uran 9), but it's been conspicuously absent from the battlefield despite its debut several years ago. Ukraine has exposed Russia as a Potemkin Army. They are buying drones from Iran out of desperation because with all that high tech stuff they supposedly have, they can't even establish air superiority against an adversary that barely has an air force to speak of.
As to this thing... you can buy Robot dogs knocking off the infamous Boston Dynamics one for under $1,000 of Amazon. Those are too small for anything more than a pistol, but I'm sure the Chinese will scale one up on a custom order. It wouldn't take much to strap an RPG-7 to one and use a servo to integrate a remote trigger. That doesn't mean it's actually a remotely effective weapon. But hey, it lets the Russians boast that they have high tech robo weapons!
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Pretty much. Weapons salesmen are even less honest than used-car salesmen.
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I'm a big confused by the pictures. The floor mat says "ARMY" all over (stylized "A" with a star). In Roman characters, not Cyrillic. What is this military conference in Russia where English is the primary language, and what are native English speakers doing over there that isn't violating a lot of laws?
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That's all part of the Russian crazy environment. They borrow words from the language of their stated enemy and don't think twice. In the country where images of Lenin and Communist past live happily next to orthodox priests and churches which the former used to destroy, this is a very minor issue indeed.
I also assure you that virtually no one is a "native English speaker" (or even speaks English at a usable level) over there.
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If you're outside a tourist context then they just speak Russian, because it's Russia after all. In the same way a russian will go to USA and start talking in Russian outside tourist locations, no one will speak in Russian.
Now, regarding contradictions... C'mon!... I mean... C'mon!!!
USA's last known contradiction: they turned to the Pariah Prince for Oil, not to mention that they even consider to turn to Maduro
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USA's last known contradiction
ah, right, the well known "US" tradition: whataboutism
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I'm not taking part on either side but express my opinion from a third party spectator.
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That is, "whataboutism" is when one person presents a "you too" argument without refuting the accusation made by its contender.
The key part is that those persons, both are involved in a discussion/conflict/fight in which a "winner" must prevail.
The only person that can say to either of them "you too do/did that..."
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What is this military conference in Russia where English is the primary language
A meeting of arms traders. You are in fact looking at a Chinese made robot dog covered with a blanket. The arms market is quite international when your own best efforts extend to bolding a Canon DSLR onto a cheap hobby plane and call it a "military drone".
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I imagine you could get some great deals on duck tape there.
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Re: Can't Even Get the Basics Right (Score:2)
Someone already tracked down the robodog product on AliExpress in the comments on the Twitter video linked in the summary.
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Your post is just as biased as anything said from RT.
I mean, c'mon!, because other countries that claim to have military superiority didn't crumble down against a weaker enemy, right? (Vietnam)
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But hey, it lets the Russians boast that they have high tech robo weapons!
Even if they did just superglue a rocket launcher onto a Chinese Unitree Go1 robot https://shop.unitree.com/produ... [unitree.com] and then cover it in a blanket so you can't tell it wasn't Russian.
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The supposedly "best in the world" T14 Armata tank was supposed to be a super high tech ubertank, but they can't actually make them in numbers, nor do they have any way of integrating these weapons into battlefield strategies.
The T-14 Armata is best at what it does, but what it does is obsolete. It's got absolutely zero protection against top-attack ATGMs like the Javelin, so they can't field them. They cost about $4M apiece to produce, and can be destroyed with a $78k Javelin. As you say, they can't even shoot anything without foreign components. Russia doesn't have the electronics manufacturing prowess to complete the design domestically. But that's fairly irrelevant, since they are utterly worthless against an opponent who ha
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I'm sure the Chinese have figured out the software just fine.
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I'm sure the Chinese have figured out the software just fine.
Have you used Chinese software?
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I'm sure the Chinese have figured out the software just fine.
Have you used Chinese software?
Is it better than the Chinese spy that slept with the California Congressman?
Re: Can't Even Get the Basics Right (Score:1)
UNITREE GO1 Robot Dog (Score:1)
I though Vlad doesn't want (Score:2)
...to admit his military is short staffed.
Wait wut? Is this a joke? (Score:2)
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Wasn't there a Black Mirror on these things?
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That robot is 12 inches tall. Are they planning to develop a rocket launcher designed exclusively to do crotch-shots at ukrainian soldiers?
It was supposed to be 12 feet tall, but there was some confusion regarding the sizing-units on the blueprints.
It must be a dog (Score:2)
Since it's flexible enough to lick its asshole, it can reload easily.
Does not sound very useful (Score:2)
Rocket launchers are generally hard to carry und use weapons that require the launcher-carrier to be protected by better armed people. Hence this is pretty much a worthless stunt.
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Rocket launchers are generally hard to carry und use weapons that require the launcher-carrier to be protected by better armed people. Hence this is pretty much a worthless stunt.
I think you just proved its usefulness with your very statement of "fact". Because rocket launchers are generally hard to carry and use weapons, removing the fact that a person is carrying it provides a great usefulness to the weapon. Now the rocket launcher is no longer hard to carry, as a robot is carrying it, leaving the people to worry about the normal things they worry about in a warzone, and not worrying about carrying a rocket launcher and worrying about their own protection detail since they themsel
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You think putting a launcher on a robot makes it _easier_ to carry and use?
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Use is another story. I assume there is some kind of camera style interface, and if they were any kind of smart, they would make the interface very "video gamey" so that pretty much most people who grew up playing video games could get the essentials with just 5-10 minutes of instructions for using the interface/aiming
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and it would most certainly be easier for the boots on the ground to have with them than carrying the rocket launcher themselves...
You've got sooooooooo many assumptions baked in there I'm wincing here. It has to be reliable over varied terrain, it has to keep up, it needs to last as long as a person carrying that rocket slung over his shoulder would. It needs to be dependable. And as far the video gamey interface, that's just the start of it. It has to be simple enough for crayon eating grunts to operate with minimal training, in highly stressful environments. It probably needs to be easy enough for a five year old, to be safe.
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It could, depending on the robot. There's no reason why a robot can't simplify the experience down to "get the enemy under the crosshairs and press the button". That's literally what technologies like aspect tracking are for. More importantly though, a robot launcher platform can let a user operate a wire-guided missile from a short distance away, minimizing the risk of jamming by bringing the wireless link closer but also not requiring the operator to stand on the spot from which the missile was fired. Tha
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Missed branding opportunity (Score:3)
Shouldn't the Russian army be using robot wargs instead of robot dogs?
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Shouldn't the Klingon army be using robot targs instead of robot dogs?
I'll see your dog ... (Score:2)
How about getting functional AA first? (Score:2)
It's just an off-the-shelf robot - Unitree GO1 Pro (Score:2)
Only one problem for mass production (Score:2)
They don't have enough dwarfs to pilot them.
Naah! (Score:2)