Microsoft's Surface Revenue Drops By $285M (26%) (computerworld.com) 147
An anonymous reader quotes Computerworld:
Revenue generated by Microsoft's Surface hardware during the March quarter was down 26% from the same period the year before, the company said yesterday as it briefed Wall Street. For the quarter, Surface produced $831 million, some $285 million less than the March quarter of 2016, for the largest year-over-year dollar decline ever... The revenue decline "indicates that the aging product needs a refresh badly," Jack Gold, principal analyst at J. Gold Associates, wrote in a note to clients today. "Price cutting and competing vendors' products will continue to create declines until new product is released, rumored for later this year." Microsoft threw cold water on any significant changes to the Surface line before June, forecasting that the current quarter will also post a revenue decline.
Make a Surface With Windows 7 (Score:1)
Computers with Windows 7 are still in high demand, release the Surface Book Windows 7 Edition and watch profits go up.
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Ya, cause that's a awesome strategy. Windows 7 is end of life support wise. Moron.
https://support.microsoft.com/... [microsoft.com]
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Yeah, that too. Extend the support for Win7 so people (and more, companies) can finally stop evaluating Linux as a replacement. Win7 EOL is approaching and we're stuck without a reasonable replacement.
Not a big deal (Score:5, Insightful)
Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.
- The Surface Line is more about making windows trendy and sexy in an era of iPads and multifunction laptops.....The surface line has pushed other manufacturers that sell windows machines to innovate and deploy more modern products (even Asus has been experimenting with combining tablet display technology and form factor with windows, Dell has been investing more in their small tablet line).
- Since the whole point of the surface line is to cater to Microsoft's affluent customers and push the state of windows mobile computers, it is more important that Microsoft deliver new products well and perfectly than to delivery frequently. The last several refreshes of the line have gone well....the Surface Studio, Pro 4, and book have all done their job....if there is any complaints, it is that Microsoft pushed releasing the hardware before all the bugs were worked out or before newer hardware could be slimmed down enough in size. And, the book has already gotten a modest boost with the recent performance base release.
So what if sales for the current quarter are trending down as a result of Microsoft taking longer to release a Surface pro 5 or book 2? Isn't waiting until they can deliver properly what we want them to do?
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Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Not likely. We tried the Surface Pro at work. Its performance was so bad, its interoperability with Microsoft's own software so poor, its concept so poorly thought out that our management, largely pro-Microsoft since the beginning of time, threw the piece of shit in the trash.
Literally.
They didn't repurpose it, didn't give it way, didn't recycle it. They literally threw it in the trash and swore against ever using it again.
This plummeting revenue mirrors our experience with it. Shockingly, Microsoft's S
Re: Not a big deal (Score:1)
Nice anecdote.
Re: Not a big deal (Score:2)
And yet two of my colleagues are quite happily using them so as always YMMV.
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Are you one of those living in a place like LA or NYC and wonder "How did Trump win? No one I know voted for him?"
I am typing this on a Surface Pro 3 right now, it's been my main personal portable PC for 2.5 years now. My wife has one as well, it replaced her laptop.
A friend swears by his Surface Book, alas I can't justify the cost for one at present (despite being in the market for more of a laptop.
While I work at a company which is almost exclusively a Mac shop, where for some reason my work PC is a Macbo
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Perhaps a variation on Yogi Berra's famous line [brainyquote.com]: "Nobody uses them--they're too popular."
Re: Not a big deal (Score:1)
I know how Trump won. Dumb asses like you voting against your own economic interests because you don't like blacks and Mexicans but don't have the balls to tell them that yourselves.
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Except I didn't vote for him, though I predicted his win months earlier.
Your attitude does suggest the sort of mentality which did not see his win as inevitable (even if I wasn't rooting for it). I hope for your sake and for the rest of the democrats that you do some good soul searching prior to 2018 & 2020... otherwise you will be trounced again.
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I hope for your sake and for the rest of the democrats that you do some good soul searching prior to 2018 & 2020... otherwise you will be trounced again.
The DNC is still up to the same old tricks, refusing to support genuinely leftists candidates in favor of centrist tools of the corporatocracy. So yeah, expect a repeat.
Re: Not a big deal (Score:1)
I voted for Trump mainly because leftist world views and theories do not work in real life. Every leftist effort ever tried has resulted in dramatic failure (latest being Venezuela). It's better to maintain people's personal freedom instead of the flawed leftist model where rights are privileges given by the government.
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You are really a complete moron, aren't you. This has to be one of the most idiotic posts I've seen in a while. Interoperability is poor? It just runs a regular Windows OS. I doubt you have ever used one and are just spreading FUD since you are such a complete and utter tosser that the only way you can get off anymore is to lie on the Internet.
Re:Not a big deal (Score:4, Interesting)
Speaking as a user of a similar product, interoperability was the wrong word, but I think I see his point. I always use it with the keyboard attached, just like a laptop. When trying to use it like a tablet (touchscreen only), it's a terrible experience that doesn't work well with most software on Windows. Pen input and touch input are only very occasionally useful, so the experience is overwhelmingly dominated by things that essentially need a keyboard and pointer device.
Moving forward, I think I'll stick to cheaper Android tablets for the things a Tablet can do, and traditional laptop for a Windows system when I need Windows (while tablet+keyboard is very similar experience once settled, it's clumsier than a laptop lid to set up, and much more awkward on the lap than a laptop.
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Experience is dominated by the way you use a device. If you use the device predominantly like a laptop and can't see what else to do with it then it (and all the clones) are not suitable.
Personally I use mine more with a pen and finger than a mouse pointer but my use case is basically something like a large Samsung Note which runs a desktop OS that I can use if I need to.
Most of my notes are handwritten, i draw in my downtime, my work requires approving and signing a lot of PDF documents which shouldn't cau
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That is the dumbest anecdote I have ever read. My company uses Surface Pro 4s exclusively, with docking stations and dual monitors. The performance is fantastic. Granted, we have i7 and 16 gigs of ram. But, all MS Office apps work instantly. It is a great machine. I couldn't imagine needing more performance.
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Yes, I suspect those who have had experiences with the SP4 didn't try out the higher end models. The i7/16GB RAM/512GB SSD is certainly the sweet spot, and the i7 has a much much faster built in gpu. I use mine as my primary PC, having thrown away the desktop model that I had used for 20+ years. Instead of needing a separate tablet for entertainment, phone for mobile communication, desktop computer for main work, and laptop for travel/meeting customers -- I now can get by with a single device. The skyp
Repeated without comment (Score:3)
The performance is fantastic. Granted, we have i7 and 16 gigs of ram. But, all MS Office apps work instantly.
Ok, one comment, what was it Slashdot was all afire about with new MacBook Pros last year, hmm...
Re:Not a big deal (Score:4, Informative)
The surface is far from trash. It's not designed to be a thick powerhouse workstation.
If you need performance get a Surfacebook or an ultrabook like Dells XPS NVME line.
The surface pro has great PC class performance in an ultra portable manner. The i7s and i5s are underclocked and it has aggressive power management. I LOVE mine as I used it for Wireshark at my last job for working on Ethernet ports.
Its portability was great. It has great battery life and best I have ever seen in a portable and I use it as an ebook reader and to play training videos next to my real i7 workstation in my home office.
The surface pro has a real IPS photography grade screen and an excellent keyboard cover and weighs next to nothing to carry around or go on trips. It is the PC Ipad. Use the right tool for the job. Oh and it runs Ubuntu quite well too I may add.
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Of course, the NFL is also doing home grown software, so hard to specifically say that whether it is truly the fault of Microsoft or the fault of NFL's guys, and it looks better to blame Microsoft.
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This has to be the lamest attempt at trolling I've seen today.
Your work mighy have trashed it, but .... (Score:2)
Where I work, it turns out the Surface Pro 4 got chosen as the de-facto standard issue PC for all new hires, moving forward, unless they request a Mac instead. (We're a shop with about a 50/50 Mac and Windows PC mix. Lots of creative types work for us and often feel more comfortable or confident working on a Mac, so we give them that option. Other groups like Finance require Windows for the accounting software we run.)
Our whole I.T. group was issued Surface Pro 4 setups to use first, so we could get a real,
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Not likely. We tried the Surface Pro at work. Its performance was so bad, its interoperability with Microsoft's own software so poor, its concept so poorly thought out that our management, largely pro-Microsoft since the beginning of time, threw the piece of shit in the trash.
I started a new job and was supplied with a Surface Pro. Seems to work exactly like a larger laptop would apart from the different hardware ports.
No idea what the fuck you're on about with respect to 'interoperability with Microsoft's own software"? I have Office on this and it works fine. What doesn't it interoperate with?
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Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.
- The Surface Line is more about making windows trendy and sexy in an era of iPads and multifunction laptops.....The surface line has pushed other manufacturers that sell windows machines to innovate and deploy more modern products (even Asus has been experimenting with combining tablet display technology and form factor with windows, Dell has been investing more in their small tablet line).
- Since the whole point of the surface line is to cater to Microsoft's affluent customers and push the state of windows mobile computers, it is more important that Microsoft deliver new products well and perfectly than to delivery frequently. The last several refreshes of the line have gone well....the Surface Studio, Pro 4, and book have all done their job....if there is any complaints, it is that Microsoft pushed releasing the hardware before all the bugs were worked out or before newer hardware could be slimmed down enough in size. And, the book has already gotten a modest boost with the recent performance base release.
So what if sales for the current quarter are trending down as a result of Microsoft taking longer to release a Surface pro 5 or book 2? Isn't waiting until they can deliver properly what we want them to do?
Then, why did Mac Sales outstrip Surface Sales 8 to 1?
https://hardware.slashdot.org/... [slashdot.org]
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Why does Apple outsell M$ surface because people who can afford fashionable mobile devices, do not like their privacy being invaded. So only out of touch gullible types buy M$ surface. In that hip fashionable crowd having surface is seen as downgraded, undesirable, uncool because that is the way Windows and M$ is perceived and no amount of marketing will ever change that. Nobody wants to be seen with a privacy invasive perve, they are always shunned by everyone.
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And yet everyone around here praises Android...
My Android phone is running the Open Source Lineage OS, you insensitive clod!
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And yet everyone around here praises Android...
My Android phone is running the Open Source Lineage OS, you insensitive clod!
So, the only way to make an "Android" phone acceptable, is to DITCH ANDOID?!?
Hilarious!!!
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So, the only way to make an "Android" phone acceptable, is to DITCH ANDOID?!?
You are encouraged to observe the red squiggly line when posting messages in all caps, me laddo. And no. Lineage OS is Android. HTH, HAND.
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Because you're comparing all Mac sales against a single type of product ("ultraportable" Surface). The Mac line-up [apple.com] consists of quite a few product lines including desktop (iMac, Mac Pro, Mac Mini) and notebook/laptop devices (Macbook, Macbook Air, Macbook Pro) that target many different types of consumers.
Ahem. I saw no such "product distinction" in TFS. In fact, It specifically said "Revenue generated by Microsoft Surface Hardware"., and later referring to the "Surface LINE. So, I call shenanigans.
The Surface line consists of Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and now, even a Desktop. So what's "unfair" about my comparison? You might be surprised...
Since those are all designed to DIRECTLY compete not only with all sub-groups of the Mac line (except perhaps the Mac mini and Mac Pro, which, together, likely only accou
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I can't believe I'm even arguing this side, I own a Macbook Air and carry an iPhone SE. But you're just completely off the deep end.
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They make a single high end desktop which will only ever sell in very low volumes, which isn't reflected in year old sales numbers. And now we're comparing how many years of iPad sales? This is so far beyond a tortured comparison I can't even take you seriously.
I can't believe I'm even arguing this side, I own a Macbook Air and carry an iPhone SE. But you're just completely off the deep end.
Um, the Apple sales figures were from ONE QUARTER (Q1 2017). The Surface figures were for whatever they call their most recent QUARTER, too. Look again, carefully. Unbelievable as it may seem, because the numbers are soooo disparate, It truly IS an Apples to Apples financial comparison!
Reading (comprehension) is FUNdamental.
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I think its largely a combination of things:
-MS is slow to refresh, so those who want it, already have the current model. Conversely if you are thinking of buying one, you know Kaby Lake iss out and 'any day now', a new Surface model will release.
-The tablet fad has pretty much come and gone. Apple doesn't talk excitedly about the iPad anymore, and that is the poster child for 'tablet'. The novelty and 'maybe this will be better' aspect seems to have largely given way to the reality that for most things,
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-The tablet fad has pretty much come and gone.
I think you need to tell that to the people that bought $5.33 BEELION worth of iPads I Q1 2017.
http://www.macworld.co.uk/news... [macworld.co.uk]
That ALONE is 6:1 of the ENTIRE Surface LINE (Surface Book, Surface Pro and Surface Studio).
So, if the iPad is a "fad", it's a pretty long-lived and vibrant one. MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...
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MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...
The article you link in fact state "In contrast to the iPhone and Mac, the iPad continues to struggle". They made a lot more even on Mac computers. Their competitors make more (revenue) on laptops/desktops than Apple does on Macs. While no company would turn down an extra $5 billion in revenue certainly, the players in the industry don't have much reason to be *exceedingly* envious of that particular product.
iPad fever had the world on fire as it went from $2 billion a quarter to 5 and then 11 billion,
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MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...
The article you link in fact state "In contrast to the iPhone and Mac, the iPad continues to struggle". They made a lot more even on Mac computers. Their competitors make more (revenue) on laptops/desktops than Apple does on Macs. While no company would turn down an extra $5 billion in revenue certainly, the players in the industry don't have much reason to be *exceedingly* envious of that particular product.
iPad fever had the world on fire as it went from $2 billion a quarter to 5 and then 11 billion, with people assuming that trend would continue. $11 billion was respectable in its own right and would outpace most companies PCs sales if sustained, but people were *mostly* focused on the presumed future. Since then iPad sales half fallen to half of that, without a sign of that trend reversing.
And as an argument against MS' sales of all Surface products sales, that 5 Billion figure is still pretty damning.
So, your statements sound just like what they are: Sour grapes. You can "glass half full" it all you want; but the dollars don't lie.
And Apple didn't make "a lot more" on Macs during the same Quarter, with the insinuation being that the iPad sales are in trouble. They made 36% more DOLLARS on products (Macs) that generally cost 3 to 6 times that of a typical iPad. So, with that "adjustment" in m
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Incidentally, I don't argue that Surface is good and iPad is bad, my argument is that Tablets are not the PC market extinction event that almost every outlet predicted. Surface tablets are a bigger letdown than iPad, but that doesn't mean iPad isn't a letdown. My argument is that MS giving up on Surface tablets would make sense, just as Apple putting iPad far in the background is a sound decision on their part, at least a more sound decision than how much Apple is neglecting their desktop/laptop product l
The Surface line is about Apple (Score:2)
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and transforming into a company like Apple. They've more or less failed at that. 23% is a huge number in the corporate world. Somebody in Microsoft is freaking out over that I'm sure. Another quarter or two like that and their senior management will kill the line. Microsoft doesn't spend billions on branding, which come to think of it is probably why they can't hang with Apple.
No, they "can't hang with Apple" because their hardware sucks compared with Apple's, costs every bit as much as Apple's, and their OS is simply a bad joke and compared with Apple's, not to mention more like malware than a proper OS.
People are stupid; but not THAT stupid.
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Couldn't be farther from the truth.
The Surface line is about showing off Windows 10 as a one-size-fits-all OS. That won't change. MS's desire to move to the portable market won't change. They needed a device to try and be a perfect mid-way device between a tablet and an laptop.
Somebody in Microsoft is freaking out over that I'm sure.
Sure. Someone shortsighted and too stupid to be part of the company. The Surface Pro 4 is 2 years old, and there's an expectation that they will announce a refresh in a few days in New York. As a happy owner of the Surface it has been
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It doesn't mean there's a loss of interest. It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one.
Now all they have to do is release updates every year or so for those users to give them an upgrade path.
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It doesn't mean there's a loss of interest. It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one.
Now all they have to do is release updates every year or so for those users to give them an upgrade path.
And, apparently, something they might also have to do is to have Apple go out of business, since Macs outsold Surface devices EIGHT TO ONE in the same time period:
https://hardware.slashdot.org/... [slashdot.org]
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Imagine if Apple actually cared to update their Macs more often, they would outsell Surface even more!
#MacMini2014WasAnInsult
#MacMiniNotUpdatedForFiveYears
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Imagine if Apple actually cared to update their Macs more often, they would outsell Surface even more!
#MacMini2014WasAnInsult
#MacMiniNotUpdatedForFiveYears
Nice that you disingenuously ignored that the MacBook Pro got updated about a year after the last model, and the iMac only about 6 months more than that.
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The "updated" MacBook Pro is hated in the MacRumors forums by most pro users (useless touch bar, lack of ports, thinness over function).
The iMac is hated by everyone who doesn't want a built-in display in their desktop computers so it's not a valid option. So our only options left are either an underpowered and downgraded Mac mini (which is itself now three years old - or five years old if you count from the 2012 Mac mini which was the last real update) or a not-really-upgradable, not-really-Pro-featured bu
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The "updated" MacBook Pro is hated in the MacRumors forums by most pro users (useless touch bar, lack of ports, thinness over function).
The iMac is hated by everyone who doesn't want a built-in display in their desktop computers so it's not a valid option. So our only options left are either an underpowered and downgraded Mac mini (which is itself now three years old - or five years old if you count from the 2012 Mac mini which was the last real update) or a not-really-upgradable, not-really-Pro-featured but pro-expensive trashcan Mac Pro which Apple themselves apologized about.
So no, I'm not "ignoring" anything.
MacRumors has almost as many Trolling Mac Haters on it than Slashdot. It's a serious problem on that Forum.
Try AppleInsider for a little more "rational" discourse.
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By reading the comments you can clearly see they're not trolls. The complaints make sense.
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By reading the comments you can clearly see they're not trolls. The complaints make sense.
Only to another Troll.
And I have thoroughly detailed arguments that factually show why their pseudo-complaints are specious, ridiculous and just plain untrue.
Hint: Look for posts by author "MacsRuleOthersDrool" for details.
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Oh, that must explain why Apple themselves have apologized for the Mac Pro.
If there's a troll here, it's you.
What "must explain"?
While I have most certainly defended the 2016 MacBook Pro (and more particularly, the 15" TouchBar models), I haven't seriously "defended" the Trash Can Mac Pro, other than to say that, IMHO, Apple was clearly betting on a rapid adopition of Thunderbolt that is only now picking up speed; and that if TB had kicked butt early-on (like USB had years earlier), the Mac Pro would definitely been more popular.
And I also make no secret that it sounds like Apple IS listening to the Pro market, an
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And yet they are making billions off it. So maybe no one gives a shit about Apple sales of a completely different product with a completely different target market.
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And yet they are making billions off it. So maybe no one gives a shit about Apple sales of a completely different product with a completely different target market.
Come off it:
The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.
Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.
So, if we want to include the iPad sales in with the Mac Sales (since the Surface Pro is at least tangentially aimed at that market), that 8:1 Ratio likely becomes more like 15:1.
In fact, even though Q1 2017 iPad sales were down, they still managed to comp
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The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products.
Yeah. The Surface and those rarely sold books and the almost non-existant Surface desktop itself.
I'll stay right where I am, on the plane of reality thankyou very much. But hey since Apple is outstripping MS sales and has been for all these years there's no way Microsoft would release another such device because making money is not enough when someone else has higher sales and dumber fans right?
And you don't even know the difference between an iPad and an iPad pro. You really are just a fake.
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The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products.
Yeah. The Surface and those rarely sold books and the almost non-existant Surface desktop itself.
I'll stay right where I am, on the plane of reality thankyou very much. But hey since Apple is outstripping MS sales and has been for all these years there's no way Microsoft would release another such device because making money is not enough when someone else has higher sales and dumber fans right?
And you don't even know the difference between an iPad and an iPad pro. You really are just a fake.
Oh, I know the (relatively small) difference between an iPad and an iPad Pro (primarily better digitizer (and one model with a larger display than any iPad), better SoC, Pencil Support) but I just can't find sales figures that break it out by model. Apple has those; but you and I don't.
And remember, it's you that said the Surface Books and Surface Studio sales weren't even worth considering. But the flaw in that "logic", as far as it "excusing" the Surface Line's relatively embarrassing sales performance, i
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Come off it:
The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.
Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.
Holy shit, you're repetitive. Why do you care so much? You're worried people might think something bad about Apple?
Can't be bothered reading anymore comments on this article as I know about 20% of it is you with your fucking sales figures.
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Come off it:
The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.
Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.
Holy shit, you're repetitive. Why do you care so much? You're worried people might think something bad about Apple?
Can't be bothered reading anymore comments on this article as I know about 20% of it is you with your fucking sales figures.
Actually, only about 3 posts that weren't the result of some back-and-forth.
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Your point is meaningless. Microsoft doesn't need to outsell Apple on units to be successful. They're not even trying. The fact that they are letting other Windows device makers reuse the concept in their own hardware is evidence of that.
So seriously shut the fuck up. This stupid apple vs. Windows versus Google versus whatever flag-waving as annoying as fuck. It's the third time in the comments you've made this point and it's been a useless point every time you've said it.
Sez the Karma-Proof COWARD.
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It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one
I know several people who showed interest in them and I've advised them to hold off or wait until holiday discounts (of which there have been none this year). The Surface Pro 4 is effectively 3 year old hardware at brand new prices and a new model is due to be released shortly. You'd be mad to buy one now.
A lot of the industry is expecting an announcement of a new model in 3 days at MicrosoftEDU.
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This, in a nutshell. Whenever a new product comes to market, especially one that fills a needed niche, initial sales are going to boom, provided the thing works decently. Not everyone in the word wants a tablet. Once the people who want one have gotten one, sales are going to taper off, assuming no particular competitor's device just hit the market and is markedly better.
If MS is making a big deal out this, it sounds to me like it's just a marketing excuse to perpetuate planned obsole$cence. Not all cha
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A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong with the Surface.
Sure it is. If mine breaks right now I'm not going to go and buy another given that the next one is anticipated to be released in a few months. Are you telling me you'd be okay paying silly amounts of money (the Surface Pro line hasn't gone through a discount in a long time) for 3 year old hardware which is beaten in performance by all the competition and then call the concept broken? That's absurd.
It may surprise you to know that sales for everything tend to drop right before the next version is released.
Why Upgrade? (Score:3, Interesting)
Its the classical "why upgrade if this one works fine"?
Microsoft did come out with a fine product this time (I run Linux on mine though).
Microsoft has to pull an Apple (make either attractive gimmicks or real hardware improvements) to get people to upgrade.
I just wish Windows wasn't a System-As-A-Service Cloud-Shit OS, I'd be happy to pay extra $100 ( or even $400) and get Windows no strings attached.
Fuck the Cloud business models.
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Uh, "pulling an Apple" would be introducing updates to Windows and other software that make it no longer work on the old hardware.
Nobody buys Apple because of hardware. Apple hardware is shit to begin with but then they never update for many years so you're left with shit out-of-date hardware. People buy a new Apple because of either the above mentioned forced upgrade or because it comes in a new cool looking box.
2016 MacBook Pro. Previous update 2015.
2014 MacBook Pro. Previous update 2012. Next update in the works.
MS Stock is UP, Surface is down (Score:4, Interesting)
Who care, MS Stock is UP and they beat their first quarter earnings estimate. MS is making money on Office, Azure, Windows, and annual support agreements. The surface was an experiment that some people love but more people hate. I am in the hater camp for both the MS Surface and the new Mac Book Pro. Someone make some decent hardware, please.... pretty please. For full disclosure, the last device was a Lenovo Yoga. The Yoga is 80% to getting to a MacBook Pro. Screen is too shiny, the right shift key is in the wrong spot, and the touchpad has the stupid line for left click on one side and right click on the other. Using a Yoga as a Tablet with Windows 10 is a lackluster user experience, just give me the iPad.
Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down (Score:2)
So this is really interesting to me. Why do you need laptops with that much RAM? From other comments, this seems to be fairly common, but my desktop work PC only has 64GB and I donâ(TM)t find I hit that limit even when Iâ(TM)m running a couple instances of the game. Iâ(TM)m in AAA game development (PC and console), so I get that more RAM is great, I just donâ(TM)t know why you need it portable as well?
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Because they work with Java?
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Virtual Machines Eat RAM!
Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down (Score:2)
My MacBook Pro has 16GB and for my serious VM testing rig I have to rely on my workstation which has 128GB. I would love to have 32 or 64 G in my laptop
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/. is seriously the only site where this appears to be a problem. :|
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Macbook Pro, you mean it is closer to being one of the most under-spec'd over-priced hard to use laptops that you cannot even use 99% of peripherals without carrying around a duffle bag full of dongles that has one of the most awful keyboards imaginable that you have to be damaged in the brain to think it useful. There is nothing "Pro" about the Macbook "Pro", Apple could put a Apple logo on steaming pile of shit and Apple cultist would still buy it and really think there shit doesn't stink.
Of course (Score:3, Insightful)
"Microsoft's Surface Revenue Drops By $285M (26%)"
Of course, because it's a craptastic piece of shite that costs too much and barely makes a good cutting board. Nobody I've ever known has owned one and I've never seen one used in a business setting in the wild. Not once, even during all the different contracts I spent pretending to work for Microsoft.
Oh, I'm sure they're out there, just like are probably people still clinging to their Zunes, "squirting" songs at each other and clapping like goobers when the transfer actually succeeds.
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Nobody I've ever known has owned one
Hi, Pleased to meet you.
Of course, because it's a craptastic piece of shite that costs too much
There's a lot of clone devices out there. Funny enough when you match the specs up they cost just as much, except half the time they end up having quite a few dealbreakers in the process. e.g. the HP Spectre X2, frigging horrible keyboard and touchpad, horrible sound, battery life is miserable considering it has the same size battery, but one killer feature it does have is an LTE modem.
I've never seen one used in a business setting in the wild
My wife has taught at 2 schools which use them, one for just staff, the other for staff and student
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Anyway at least now you have met someone who has one (Surface Pro 3).
Or at least I've met someone who claims to have one. :)
Just kidding, I'm happy you like your Surface Pro. I'm underwhelmed by them when I look at them in the store, but if it works for you that's good.
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2007 called and wants it's edgy Zune comment back. If you don't have anything useful to add, feel free to just shut the fuck up.
I'll be quiet when I feel like it, until then you'll just have to deal with it, you whiny little weenie. :)
Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 (Score:4, Informative)
Q1 2017 Mac Sales: $7.244 BEELION.
Surface Sales: $831 MEELION.
Yep, peeps be lovin' them some Surface kit, LOL!
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Brand new product vs 2 year old product. Comparing a product (computer) to a product it doesn't compete with (professional tablet). How well are those iPad Pro sales coming along?
Yeah thought so, just more shit-posting from TheFakeTimCook with the VeryRealRealityDistortion that goes with it.
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Brand new product vs 2 year old product. Comparing a product (computer) to a product it doesn't compete with (professional tablet). How well are those iPad Pro sales coming along?
Yeah thought so, just more shit-posting from TheFakeTimCook with the VeryRealRealityDistortion that goes with it.
What you talking about, Jackson?
The Surface Book was updated one MONTH before the 2016 MBP came out. The $4k Surface Studio (with its hideously weak hardware) was announced at that same time, and came out one MONTH after the 2016 MBP came out.
And isn't the common meme that Apple puts outdated hardware in their products? So which is it? Can't have it both ways...
And IIRC, the Surface Pro 4 was released near the END of 2015 (October), and so, what is this "2 year old hardware" you're yammering about? And, if
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Well, since Mac and OS X are pieces of shit, I see things changing pretty soon.
LOL.
I'll wait...
3:2 (Score:1)
Surface came out in crappy OEM market (Score:4, Insightful)
Those nice cheap plastic big thick and heavy case with fans in a sea of plastic and +20 programs of malware with mechanical drives that took 4 minutes to boot and had grainy dark terrible screens were what Pcs were in 2011. SHIT.
The surface booted in seconds, thin, ultra portable, great IPS, amazing battery, no shitware.
Outside of Slashdot yes they did make billions for Microsoft and were popular in the x86 line. No really I own one as I used to mock them after being on Slashdot.org assumed they were behind horrible because other people who never used them said so etc. I own one now.
Today we have the Dell XPS ultrabook line, Yoga from Lenovo, and others and a few with great screens and SSDs/NVME so times are changing. Microsoft's goal was to make some money which they still are, but not to let Apple and Android carve out the whole PC market as they focus on COST COST COST savings from the Great Recession which temporarily helped sales but long term was hurting the brand. It served it's purpose.
Also MS is selling its Surface Book which is eating at it's own sales as well.
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All completely true.
Trouble is, the Surface sells at a loss. Microsoft loses money on each one sold. It's basically a very expensive windows brand promotion.
Not true. Surface made billions for Microsoft [venturebeat.com] and was a hot seller.
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Not true. Surface made billions for Microsoft and was a hot seller.
When something makes less than two billions, we don't say it made billions, because it didn't. We say it made more than a billion, because that's what happened.
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I don't know if it sells at a loss or not, but 'revenue' does not mean it didn't sell at a less. If in that quarter, they spent $1.5 billion on the product development and manfucature, then it would be a loss. If they spent $1 billion, thene it would be a $300 million profit.
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Trouble is, the Surface sells at a loss.
The Surface has never sold at a loss. The first Surface made a loss because it didn't recoup initial R&D combined with the spectacular failure that was Windows RT, but that's about it.
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Anyone can sell products at a loss but no one will judge that as a success.
Obviously you haven't been paying attention to the myriad of unicorn tech startups that never make money ;)
New definition of 'oxymoron' (Score:2)
Competition with old/used Surfaces (Score:2)
The used Surface market is pretty strong. Compulsive upgraders sell off their old models at a low price, which gives more cost-conscious consumers a choice between a new, expensive one, or a used cheap one. But Microsoft only makes money off the new sales, not the secondhand market. The net effect is that Surface revenue is depressed. The same happens with any new product line - you get a sales spike at launch, when the current model is the only game in town, and then it falls to sustainable levels as new m
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Don't buy it. No not "I don't buy it" but "don't buy it!"
Surface Sales are down currently? I wonder if that's because everyone's expecting the Surface Pro 5 to come out shortly and the still almost as much as it launched for Surface Pro 4 to drop in price as a result.
If my Pro 3 breaks right now I won't replace it with a 4.
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linux is so good it did not even catch your "ans" typo