Amazon's Alexa Can Now Whisper, Bleep Out Swear Words, and Change Its Pitch (theverge.com) 36
An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Amazon is trying to make its Alexa voice assistant sound more humanlike. Up until now, the female-sounding voice maintained an even, monotone cadence whenever speaking, but with Amazon's new Speech Synthesis Markup Language that the company introduced this week, Alexa can whisper, vary its speaking speed, and bleep out words. Developers can also add pauses, change the pronunciation of a word, spell a word out, add audio snippets, and insert special words and phrases into their skill. The Verge notes that "the language markups are [only] available to developers in the U.S., U.K. and Germany." Amazon will also be hosting a webinar on May 18th on the new code.
Bleep this (Score:3, Interesting)
Amazon's Alexa can suck my dick. If I want to buy something, I'll spend 15 seconds to look it up and click a button.
I don't even like talking to my family all that much. I'm not going to talk to some evil fucking djinn of a multinational corporation.
Amazon sales (Score:4, Funny)
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What I've had a lot of fun with is I got some of those Hue wifi lightbulbs and I tell her to turn them on or off or 60% or whatever. The pull chain for the light in the living room was broken and I like to keep the fan on so I grabbed those and an Echo and it actually is more convenient than a switch. (Wasteful yes, but fun)
Re:Bleep this (Score:4, Funny)
Look at what Alexa's done to you already. NPR, rain sounds and metric.
Seek help immediately, or you'll soon be ordering salt lamps and a Juicero.
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NPR's better than FOX or CNN,
Rain sounds are nice when you're napping on the couch,
And I like Emily Haines, Canadian indie-alt rules
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How can you sleep in peaceful repose, knowing that Alexa is listening to your every sub-vocal muttering? You might fart and the next thing you know, Amazon has shipped you a case of tube socks.
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And duh, juicing is super beneficial because liquid forms of fruits and vegetables are obviously better than solid, because science.
(And FYI I also ask Alexa for Dragon Force and They Might Be Giants and Fallout Boy and Explosions in the Sky and Alice in Chains and all kinds of other garbage, so...)
(Fucking salt lamps, really? I knew peo
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One of my neighbors got a salt lamp for Christmas and put it on the curb for garbage pickup by New Year's Eve. I saw it when I was walking the dog and snatched it up. I was hoping to wrap it again and re-gift it to someone as a gag, but my wife saw it and plugged it in. Now it sits as a night light on the counter in the hallway going to the bathroom. True story.
I don't know about any health benefits, but it is strangely attractive. A l
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Is someone forcing you to buy one? Blink twice if we should call the cops.
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I'm afraid to blink twice, because Alexa might be watching me from the camera on my laptop and she'll interpret my two blinks as a sign that I want to order a gross of USB-C cables and 8 pairs of Dockers.
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first thing i hear about this alexa thing
Belgium (Score:2, Funny)
Will Alexa bleep out "Belgium"??
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And you wonder why nobody ever visits. It's people like you.
Holy Zarquon's singing fish, mankind.
Can they make it talk like a pirate? (Score:2)
Okay, but.. (Score:1)
That's well and good, but what I'd really like to see Alexa be able to do is to be removed from the Kindle Fire that I bought two years ago without Alexa and which downloaded itself without my consent. Now that is a feature I'd like to see.
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Only available (Score:3, Insightful)
Welcome to the walled garden.
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Clearly, they should have withheld all markup until they were finished with the translation to Tocharian.
eventually there will be a bitch mode (Score:1)
Even, monotone cadence whenever speaking (Score:2)
That's when they are the most dangerous.
That's not what monotone means (Score:4, Informative)
That's not what monotone means. Alexa is anything *but* monotone and the author would know this if they ever actually used the service. The voice is moderatly "sing-song" cadence like a radio news reader.
SSML (Score:2)
It's not "Amazon's new Speech Synthesis Markup Language". SSML is an existing standard; Amazon have added a few proprietary extensions.
Star Trek (Score:2)
Computed and recorded, dear. /pouts [youtube.com]