Lasers Could Hide Us From Evil Aliens (washingtonpost.com) 218
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Washington Post: Most of the time when we talk about silly scientific papers related to alien life, we're talking about crazy ideas for how to find aliens. But a new study in the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society proposes a way of hiding from aliens. Humans are so fickle. A lot of our search for Earth-like planets (and, by extension, for life as we know it) hinges on transiting planets. These are planets that pass in front of their host star in such a way that the transit is visible from our perspective. The movement of the planet in front of the host star makes the light from that star dim or flicker, and we can use that to determine all sorts of things about distant worlds -- including how suitable they may be for life. Professor David Kipping and graduate student Alex Teachey, both of Columbia University, determined how much laser light it would take to mask the dimming caused by our planet transiting the sun, or cloak the atmospheric signatures associated with biological activity, [such as oxygen, which is achievable with a peak laser power of just 160 kW per transit].
From the report: "According to their math, it would take 10 continuous hours of shining a 30 MW laser once a year to eliminate the transit signal in visible light. Actually replicating every wavelength of light emitted by the sun would take about 250 MW of power."
Better yet.... (Score:5, Funny)
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So you're saying Kissinger was a shoot first, ask questions later kind of guy? Really, what are you basing that on? I'm no historian but just a little bit of research seems to totally refute that notion.
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Really, what are you basing that on?
Carpet bombing Cambodia? [wikipedia.org]
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Well yeah, if you know where the aliens are. (Score:2)
You can replace the transit shadow with 10 hrs of 30 MW laser light. But that assumes you know where the aliens are so you know when to start and stop the laser. But if you don't know where the aliens are, you have to assume that someone is always watching. So that would be 876 times as much energy in order to run the laser continuously.
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I think you assume they are near a star and not out in the middle of nothing. That seriously constrains the problem. So does distance - why worry about stars more than a few hundred light years away?
The bigger problem in my totally ignorant opinion is that we have other planets in the solar system, and hiding Earth accomplishes very little. If they focus attention on any planet around our star, they will likely pick up radio signals from earth as well. I would think that Mars and Venus would both seem very
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Heck, why worry about stars even a few light years away? Interstellar warfare is unlikely to be feasible across even such short distances without faster than light travel, and if they have that then distances become much less relevant.
Besides, most any interstellar-capable species within several hundred light years probably already knows Earth is here, and that it's a living world. Suddenly "hiding" ourselves is probably the loudest announcement of the presence of a technological species we could make.
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Yes, I've heard two criticisms that really resonate: (1) a planet simply blinking out of existence is worth further scrutiny, and (2) the laser light would not be warm-body radiation, but at best some kind of combination of coherent light sources, which would be quite interesting and worth investigation.
I'm not worried about faster-than-light travel, or for that matter interstellar warfare. But if I were worried about alien invasion, I would assume that anyone who could get here in a reasonable amount of ti
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Agreed. In fact, the technology necessary to cross between stars would make an effective weapon in its own right. Forget the ship, just strap your rockets on a big rock and then set it on a collision course instead of slowing down at the far end. At interstellar speeds it's unlikely to be visible long enough to have any hope of stopping it, and a planet is a nice predictable target.
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I just read a book (that I can't really recommend) by Harry Turtledove where the aliens make exactly this threat. We'll just slam a starship traveling at 0.5c into Earth. That ought to do it.
(The book was Homeward Bound. It was a disappointing followup to the Colonization series, which itself was a disappointing followup to the very fun World War series.)
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Ah shit. And I loved the Honor Harrington series so much.
Now, please write a book utilizing this so I will have something to read. Cheers!
New Paper Suggests 'Star Wars' is Fiction (Score:2)
Interstellar warfare is unlikely to be feasible, full stop. What resource, if it existed outside this solar system, would be economically viable to go fetch? What would be worth the additional cost of warfare?
There is nothing suggesting FTL travel is reconcilable with the laws of physics, and it is certainly not reconcilable with causality. Also, if FTL exists, then aliens can travel into our past, which would probably make the whole concept of warfare moot.
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I think this laser approach to hiding ourselves is too similar to a lighthouse approach for broadcasting ourselves. And for what, for hiding the fact that there's a planet there? There's planets everywhere.
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Use lasers to cut the aliens planet in half. Shoot first, ask questions later. Send space archeologists to figure out if they were naughty or nice. Better safe than sorry.
The Alan Parson's Project laser would probably work just fine..
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Trump fans be salty.
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The KKK would be better called "Democrat Party Terrorists".
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Quantity has nothing to do with a vocabulary question.
Sure it does. If there are one or two or three groups then it's easy to name them by name but if there are hundreds of groups with hundreds of names, then it's easy to group them under the generic title of "islamic terrorists" just like we group school shooters under the generic term "school shooters" even though there are several different types of school shooters and we classify homicides as gang related or non-gang related.
Also, for profiling, it makes sense to spend a little more time looking at the mu
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If the news used "Christian terrorists" to refer the general act of Christian extremists attacking abortion clinics, do you have any problems with such usage?
No, why would I or anyone else have problem with this? If the news said "A group of christian terrorists attacked an abortion clinic" or "A group of christian extremists attacked an abortion clinic" then that's very descriptive. They are in no way implying that all christians are terrorists. Same as saying that "a group of greenpeace terrorists blew up a whaling boat". That doesn't mean that everyone in greenpeace is a terrorist. Greenpeace the organization might disavow them but it's still descriptiv
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Yeah, but if you put your laser at the L2 Lagrange point, with suitable station keeping (since L2 isn't stable), and can run it continuously, you are covered.
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Wouldn't work. Fully masking out shadow with lasers to anyone watching would take as much energy as we receive from the sun (for obvious reasons). It's much easier to eliminate the shadow we emit to a specific known star, because we only need to emit enough energy to make up for a tiny part of our shadow.
It's the difference between having enough lamps on the ceiling of a large hangar to simulate DAYLIGHT in the hangar... and just shining a very bright flashlight at a single 1" sensor.
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We could just cloak the planet, let all the sunlight pass around us and continue on... would be kinda hard on the photosynthesis thing, tho....
Disappearing Planet (Score:2)
Yes, this might work, as long as you know exactly where the aliens are observing your transit from. If you didn't know their location then they could be anywhere in the sky and the transit would be at different times, so you wouldn't know just when to hide the transit or where to point the highly directional laser beam. I take this as another admission that we know about the aliens and this time we know where they are watching from. However, they likely have already visited us (or we wouldn't know about them) and so they know we are here and are not going to be fooled by our laser trick.
Even if they haven't visited, if they have their own data showing worlds transiting stars in fifty systems, and suddenly one of the worlds disappears...
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Yeah, that's a hopeful outlook.
How hard was it to cross the ocean with ships suitable to carry permanent colonists? Pretty damn hard from the caveman perspective, those guys needed serious cooperation back home to build the ships, finance the voyage, etc. never mind the tech involved. Still, when they arrived, how long was it before people were pouring molten gold down their throats, dropping like flies from smallpox, etc.?
In the age of exploration, those being discovered by the explorers usually got the
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We have the technology, we have the economic/industrial capability, what we lack is the sociopolitical will to do it.
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Big difference between having the capability and the technology. Of course we have the technology to put a person on the moon. It's been done. The science and engineering is not hard. It's all about the cash. Without the funding, the capability does not exist. We could, with sufficient motivation, build a generation ship today. The technology exists. The motivation does not, so the capability does not.
10 continuous hours per year. Bullshit! (Score:3)
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I think it only works when we know exactly where the observer is.
Which mean the we must detect them before they detect us, which is unlikely for aliens that can threaten us from interstellar distances.
I don't think it is an April Fool, it is more like a thought experiment.
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I think it only works when we know exactly where the observer is.
Which mean the we must detect them before they detect us, which is unlikely for aliens that can threaten us from interstellar distances.
I don't think it is an April Fool, it is more like a thought experiment.
Any alien that is a threat to us from interstellar distances is likely going to have much much better ways of detecting us than shadows. It could be a thought experiment of how an alien who wants to hide from us could hide from us but that would likely require them to already be here and understand what we are attempting and actually care that we discover their home planet light years away that we have no means to actually reach. Not to mention that if it was started now, this magical shield would take X
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Logical fallacy (Score:2)
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The aliens might also notice that a bunch of the power normally spread across the spectrum suddenly got concentrated at one frequency.
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I was walking home last night and I can assure you there is more than two stars in the Universe. I'm pretty sure I counted at least 42.
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You could select the stars you are spoofing by distance (if they have FTL travel, we're hosed anyway), or if you see some un-natural looking activity (stars going nova in the middle of their sequence, sudden brief flare ups like planets being converted to temporary stars) that general neighborhood might be a good one to try to hide from.
Of course, if you screw it up, you're actually signalling to them that you are there instead of hiding.
Wouldn't this only block us from one viewpoint? (Score:2)
Given the vastness of the galaxy, it seems inevitable that the earth is transitioning the sun from some distant viewpoint on the galactic plane essentially all the time. Are we supposed to continuously fire lasers (which would probably screw up our own astronomy) in all directions at all times?
And from one point in time? (Score:2)
Given the vastness of the galaxy, it seems inevitable that the earth is transitioning the sun from some distant viewpoint on the galactic plane essentially all the time. Are we supposed to continuously fire lasers (which would probably screw up our own astronomy) in all directions at all times?
Alpha Centauri is about 4 light years from us, so if we actually started doing this they would get 4 transits and then none.
Stars further out would have even more transit information, and there's no way we can retroactively take back that information.
If the transit information suddenly stopped, wouldn't this attract more alien attention than just keeping our heads down and hoping no one notices us?
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Given the vastness of the galaxy, it seems inevitable that the earth is transitioning the sun from some distant viewpoint on the galactic plane essentially all the time. Are we supposed to continuously fire lasers (which would probably screw up our own astronomy) in all directions at all times?
This. You would have to be shining the laser in the opposite direction from the sun continuously, unless you already know where the aliens are you're trying to hide from. But only away from the sun, since all you have to mask is a transit.
You'd also better hope the aliens don't do spectroscopic measurements.
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Are we supposed to continuously fire lasers [...] in all directions at all times? ...
No, you only point it away from the sun
From no other viewpoint the sun is "obscured" by earth. (*facepalm*)
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Facepalm yourself there.
When we see a planet transit in front of its star, we see it on a path from one edge of the star to the other. For the Earth, your laser that simply points "away from the sun" would only hide our planet at one point on the path of its transit. And that only if the aliens were situated at a point that is on the plane of our orbit.
At the worst, Nova Express would simply have to explain that he meant "in all directions away from the sun at all times". Maybe he assumed readers would pick
Re:Wouldn't this only block us from one viewpoint? (Score:4, Insightful)
At the worst, Nova Express would simply have to explain that he meant "in all directions away from the sun at all times". Maybe he assumed readers would pick up on that limitation on their own.
I think the more important limitation not mentioned here is the time scale.
If we want to hide the fact there is oxygen production on our planet, the lasers would have had to be turned on over 3 billion years ago.
To hide the planets existence in general, the lasers needed turned on over 4 billion years ago.
Sorry to say but this paper was published just a tad too late to be useful for anything related to its stated purpose.
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For the Earth, your laser that simply points "away from the sun" would only hide our planet at one point on the path of its transit.
No it would not, it would point away from the sun for the whole transit. Where else should it point to?
However that point is rather mood, as the gravitational "wobbling" of the sun would still be visible. So a schema like this would never work anyway.
Aliens Are Already Here. (Score:2)
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They are called daemons. Read about them in an old book once.
FTFY - I got a few of those running my Linux box.
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Your box needs more exorcise...
Are Aliens Necessarily Evil (Score:3)
If aliens with that kind of capability did find earth, they'd probably leave us the hell alone simply because we haven't evolved enough as a species to avoid destroying ourselves with the kind of advanced technology that any alien species that could reach our planet would have developed. They might study us, much like we do with insects or animals, but even that assumes that doing so provides them with knowledge they don't already have which is again a pretty big assumption.
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Evil is a human concept, it does not apply to aliens. Take morals out of any deals with aliens, we have no idea if they would even have such concepts, and if they did they would almost certainly be so different to ours as to make conjecture at this point useless.
But you can consider some more basic concepts that might have a bearing on the actions that an alien species might take upon discovering the earth.
Consider that to be a ci
That's an unreasonable assumption (Score:2)
The thing about aliens They are alien. It’s unknowable.
The aliens could be totally hive minded with only a tiny portion of creatures controlling everything else. No individuality. No personal greed. No personal ambition. Only serving the “hive”.
Such a species would be hyper aggressive towards any perceived threat. If they happened on Earth, what would they see? They would see a species that is very aggressive internally and hyper aggressive towards anything perceived as different from the
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So far, your data set on which you draw this conclusion is null.
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Where to mount the laser? (Score:2)
And About That Century's Worth of Radio ? (Score:2)
Seeing as we have been doing our damnedest to make ourselves known ever since we discovered wireless technology, just how will these lasers help ?
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We are --- every one of us --- living inside Jena Malone's eye. [youtube.com]
It's a fine place to be.
Not a good idea (Score:2)
So the evil aliens are scanning space. They notice a planet around an insignificant star about halfway along the Orion arm of the Milky Way. It gets filed for eventual exploitation. Then at some point it disappears. Now it's INTERESTING. That's bad.
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Then at some point it disappears. Now it's INTERESTING. That's bad.
Uh, no. That's progress. The Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council finally built out the hyperspatial express route. Takes forever to get anything built in this galaxy. Damn bureaucrats.
False summary... (Score:2)
"According to their math, it would take 10 continuous hours of shining a 30 MW laser once a year to eliminate the transit signal in visible light. "
For a single known direction. It will not mask it for all directions, but only a tiny 2-3 degree slice of the entire 360 dransit
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Not "all" directions, but all directions from which Earth appears to be transiting the Sun -- and that's, let's see, Sun subtends 0.5 degrees from Earth, similar triangles, you'd need a beam spread of about 0.25 square degrees. I don't even have the back of an envelope handy, but it seems like that means emulating the Sun's brightness over about 2 one-millionths of its total radiant pattern. No, wait, you'd only need to emulate the part that the Earth is blocking -- in the limit, about one ten-thousandth of
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have I just slept the last 363 days? (Score:4, Informative)
What the hell kind of alien goes out of his way to visit a planet where the most technologically advanced species still kill each other over tribal god-images and petrochemicals?
Uhmmm... (Score:2)
Aliens we need to fear probably can detect us with something more sophisticated than the transit method.
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2) wants to fuck with us
Even I with my mediocre inglish understand the difference between:
a) wants to fuck with us
b) wants to fuck us
Not sure if I would object against a) if they were all she's and hot, at my age you have to take what you can get!
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Mirrors, lots of mirrors (Score:2)
How many ways is it absurd! (Score:2)
Wow, how stupid ... (Score:2)
Nothing more easy than distinguishing coherent light with one single frequency (that is what we call a laser) from "normal sunlight".
You could as well just place a sticker on the sun: planet 3 is inhabited, 7 billion intelligent meat bags and a few billion big animals ripe to cull.
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The word, "intelligent" is false advertising.
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Oki, then lets say it is minimum two, you and me :D
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7 billion intelligent meat bags and a few billion big animals
All they want is the cat food.
10 hours once a year? (Score:2)
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The assumption is that the laser would point at a specific star system. Otherwise, you would not only need to operate the laser 365 days a year, but its power would need to be equal to all the power the Earth receives from the sun. Oh and hiding the Earth is only useful if you hide all the other planets too, otherwise the aliens could just assume there's life on Venus and go check it out.
But aliens have more advanced tachnology (Score:2)
That's great (Score:2)
Aren't we always transiting the sun? (Score:2)
Rename the Planet "Ork" (Score:2)
Really? 100 comments in and not one reference to 1970s sitcom Mork and Mindy?
At least one of the plot lines revolved around Ork being such a cowardly place that they'd hide the entire planet from other aliens.
Looks like someone is turning old sitcoms into grant applications.
Next step (Score:2)
Now to find out ways of detecting if some planet is using a similar device to hide itself. And we'll have found life. Intelligent, paranoid, life. Perhaps that's why SETI comes still empty-handed, perhaps only the paranoid survive.
That's assuming the aliens are so primitive (Score:2)
Re:Aliens have our technology? (Score:5, Funny)
Just think what a 10'000 years head-start would give to a civilisation!
Human civilization started with agriculture ~10,000 years ago. Today we have Facebook. Hmm... Maybe another 10,000 years will improve things.
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Agriculture might have started roughly 10,000 years ago.
Civilization is much older. The oldest cave paintings are 40,000 years +
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
Sites of civilization go back up to 80,000 years, Neanderthalian ofc.
And: those sites where in continuous use over a period of over 20,000 years. Only in summer time, in winter the glaciers where close and snow covered them.
The oldest fossiles of Neanderthals are roughly 200,000 years old.
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Civilization is much older. The oldest cave paintings are 40,000 years +
Agriculture is what separates primitive societies from civilizations.
Agriculture was the key development in the rise of sedentary human civilization, whereby farming of domesticated species created food surpluses that nurtured the development of civilization.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture [wikipedia.org]
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If that is your definition then it is fine for you.
For the rest of the world civilization is when people started to form communities and technology, like e.g. ceramics.
And: you quoted it yourself, perhaps reread what you quoted?
Agriculture was the key development in the rise of sedentary human civilization, whereby farming of domesticated species created food surpluses that nurtured the development of civilization.
This sentence does in no way imply that there was no civilization before agriculture.
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For the rest of the world civilization is when people started to form communities and technology, like e.g. ceramics.
According to my seventh grade social studies teacher, civilization came about only after agriculture got established to allow man to smoke weed, satisfy the munchies, and get laid.
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Then your teacher had a weird definition of civilization :D
According to my teachers civilization started when man buried their dead in various forms in grave yards.
To others it started when they crafted spearheads and arrow tips ... your millage may vary.
For my part crafting ceramics, which we did long before building cities and doing agriculture is: civilized.
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Then your teacher had a weird definition of civilization :D
He was a hippie. Pony tail, simple clothes and sandals. Go figure.
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I do believe you're conflating culture and civilization.
Re:Aliens have our technology? (Score:4, Funny)
Human civilization started with agriculture ~10,000 years ago. Today we have Farmville. Hmm... Maybe another 10,000 years will improve things.
FTFY.
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That's the thing about hiding. Once you know it is useful, it is too late to do it. That's why some animals often try to stay hidden, and if they're not hidden and wish they were, they don't hide, they freeze.
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We'll just ignore the whole beaming of radio signals into space, and the fact our planet has already been transiting the sun for millions of years thing as well.
When THIS bizarre signal [youtube.com] was detected
by the Bugle-Butt Bog Blatters of Bazzle-B,
its recurring ticks and beeps were explained
as EM waves emitted by a series of iron rich objects in fast circular orbit
around a neutron star, with what sounds to us like a voice --- actually,
electrostatic discharge in spiraling metallic fields of dust
being fed into the star interrupted by the transit of a more massive object.
"I love Lucy" with its complex waveform and recurring white-noise laugh track
and its sudden on-air pregn