Scott Adams's Plan For Building Giant Energy-Generating Pyramids 107
LoLobey (1932986) writes "Scott Adams has proposed a pyramid project
to save the world via energy generation and tourism. Basically build giant
pyramids, miles wide and high, in the desert to generate power via chimney
effect and photo voltaics with added features for
tourism (he's planning ahead for when robots take over all the work and we'll
need something to do). He's had a few "Big Ideas" lately (canals, ice bergs, ion energy)."
Gentlemen! (Score:1)
Perhaps you could 3D print yourselves to Egypt and deploy your 3D printers to "make" (gag) this pyramid over the weekend?
Surely it is a brave new future for the species, so it should be easy?
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Re: Gentlemen! (Score:2)
Don't forget the fishing net
Re:Qualifications? (Score:4, Informative)
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oh, *that* Scott Adams...I thought it was the guy who made the text-based adventure games in the 80's
I was hoping more for Terry Pratchett's space/time warping pyramids, myself.
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Djelibeybi was my first thought, too. What could possibly go wrong?
Solves the energy problem, too. Every morning you haul barrels of oil out of the pyramids and burn them. Every evening, you roll them back. No need for drilling or fracking! Oh wait...
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You have: no tea.
Re:Qualifications? (Score:5, Interesting)
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I'm familiar with him looking like a gargantuan idiot and pathetic narcissist [scienceblogs.com], but not being right about a paradigm shift in engineering. Do you have an example?
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And he posts under pseudonyms as his own biggest fan. He's probably the GGP.
The suggestion that he's been right at some point when telling the engineers of the world that they're doing it wrong is laughable. The guy's got no sense of reality. Perpetual motion refutes consistently observed properties of the universe. Engineers know this.
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He's supporting and advertising a free energy source. It's idiotic.
Yeah, at least twice as idiotic as those people who think "solar power" is real.
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Yeah, at least twice as idiotic as those people who think "solar power" is real.
Many times more. [indiegogo.com] The most mediocre of engineers wouldn't fall for the crap on that site.
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"It sounds stupid because I don't understand" is not the most effective argument.
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This isn't exactly a new principle he's proposing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S... [wikipedia.org]
It's even been talked about on /. before
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To be fair, it's a lot easier to tell people they're doing it wrong than to tell people the right way to do things.
Re: Qualifications? (Score:1)
Qualifications: thinker and visionary (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyone can be an effective visionary if they have an analytical mind and aren't stuck in the mental rut of dogma. Authors, including authors of cartoons, tend to spend most of their time thinking, so they're a fairly good profession for spawning visionaries quite regularly.
Engineers make things, and they're very practical and pragmatic about it --- they make things that actually work, and as such they're the creators of everything technical in the modern world. Having both feet well anchored on the ground is almost the opposite of thinking about the distant future though --- if they do become visionaries, it's not so much a result of their profession but because they also enjoy pure science and futurism.
I'm an engineer, but I wouldn't poo poo Scott Adams just because he's not. If he (or anyone else) comes up with some interesting designs, I'm sure that many skilled engineers and scientists will sanity check them before the detailed design begins.
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the sad part is there is a huge market for pv and concentrated solar thermal, and we don't need to build pyramids to do it.
'solar roadways' are far fetched yet they exist and we can turn broken beer bottles into them. but more interesting is a omnidirectional solar concentrator that channels all the solar and moon light with a magnification of up to 10,000 times the concentartion of available light. which then makes solar thermal and solar photovotaics that run in moon light and on cloudy days.
in fact there
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In my opinion concentrated solar will continue to lose out, it's raison d'etre is the high price of PV cells ... but the concentrators themselves are never cheap, generally require tracking and can't efficiently handle diffuse light.
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Authors, including authors of cartoons, tend to spend most of their time thinking, so they're a fairly good profession for spawning visionaries quite regularly.
IMO he should have spent more time thinking about his cartoon strip, which (back in the day) had one that was funny, interesting, or insightful out of every few hundred.
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There's no value in being a visionary. Most people have a thousand and one save-the-world ideas before breakfast; what matters is figuring out which ones actually work and dismissing the ones that don't, something Adams has shown no particular aptitude for. Nikola Tesla may be remembered for a bunch of fantastical ideas that never came to pass, but he's respected for the ideas he pulled off.
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The "informed" part is what I'm referring to when I say "figuring out which ones actually work". Larry Niven did the maths.
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I'm an engineer, but I wouldn't poo poo Scott Adams just because he's not. If he (or anyone else) comes up with some interesting designs, I'm sure that many skilled engineers and scientists will sanity check them before the detailed design begins
As a Professional Electrical Engineer I have always enjoyed Scott Adams Dilbert cartoons and looking at his education he is no layman having attended Hartwick College and the University of California, Berkeley where he received an MBA in economics and management.
While his proposal seem to be the stuff of Sci-Fi the principles are valid although I personally doubt with our current technology that it would feasible in our lifetime and taking a few pages out of his Dilbert books the amount of management (incl
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It was 10 years-from-now technology in 1995, and it's still 10-years-from-now tech. I imagine that in 1000 years it will still be just 10 years away.
Hint: Investors aren't going to go for an outlandish idea if it won't pay back in their lifetimes or a reasonable period.. So the maximum window stated is always 10 years,
meh (Score:1)
Will the food stands sell dilberitos?
But (Score:5, Funny)
He doesn't have the pointy hair necessary to manage the project
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He doesn't have the pointy hair necessary to manage the project
And I, a DBA who took a little extra math in college wonder why people don't take me seriously when I pontificate about World Affairs.
You know, it's the same thing with rock stars and famous actors, they start thinking that they are the smartest people in the world who can bring civilization into a uniform fold of unbridled love...
Johnny Depp, "Bono", many others with way too much money and platoons of Latino housekeepers...
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Oh, I take you seriously.
So do the cops watching your house.
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So do the cops watching your house.
Only because they drink at the same bar I do, so they know me and look out for me.
How about you?
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He also worked with George Bush on African AIDS relief. Don't make the same mistake the Hollywood idiots make of lumping people together because of their professions or geographical locations. I wouldn't put him in the same truck with Depp, or Paltrow. Bono actively works for the causes he believes in and has shown a williness to work with people across the political spectrum to actually get things done. How influential is he? More so than your self-indulgent average west coast Hollywood liberal.
Giorgio Tsoukalos, Consulting Manager (Score:3)
Someone's got to Hire and Manage the Engineering Team from the Pleiades.
What? You think mankind possesses the technology to build a pyramid?
Make a Biosphere out of it (Score:2, Interesting)
Rainwater can be collected and recycled fairly easily. Crops of hydroponic vegetable gardens can be grown using robots. One level could be set aside for chicken and cows. Wind power can be generated on the top levels. A few levels can be set aside for humans. I would think that making the base with steel and upper levels with aluminum beams would be the most practical. It would have the best balconies ever! I can't wait to move in!!
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Rainwater can be collected and recycled fairly easily. Crops of hydroponic vegetable gardens can be grown using robots. One level could be set aside for chicken and cows. Wind power can be generated on the top levels. A few levels can be set aside for humans. I would think that making the base with steel and upper levels with aluminum beams would be the most practical. It would have the best balconies ever! I can't wait to move in!!
If you started of with the center of many modern large cities with skyscrapers, you already have the support structure for a massive hollow pyramid in place. Of course, few of those cities happen to be in hot deserts.
Not another Pyramid Scheme (Score:5, Funny)
"free" solar energy (Score:2)
Re:"free" solar energy (Score:4, Interesting)
(sorry, lost formatting)
Let's math:
Assuming that the miles high pyramid uses free sun power to melt sand and we only need PV to power lifting the glass blocks
The great pyramid of giza is 455' tall and has 10^12 joules of potential energy (http://what-if.xkcd.com/95/) .05 dollars/kWh = 250,000,000 dollars
A 2 mile high pyramid with the same dimensions is about 12x taller
If you scale up the pyramid by 12, that's 12^4x more energy (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=428636)
12^4*10^12 joules=2e16 joules = 5e9 kWh
Wholesale price of electricity is 5 cents per kWh
5e9 kWh *
This could easily triple depending on motor losses and other energy costs. So you could make your giant pyramid with "free" energy or you could sell the energy on the open market for almost a billion dollars
Re:"free" solar energy (Score:4, Interesting)
The issue I see is not "Lifting the blocks is energy expensive, therefor wont work!", the issue I see is "Clearing the sand down to bedrock is expensive, and therefor wont work!"
Here's the deal:
Sand grains in the desert are small, and are carried by wind. Wind is powered by solar induced thermal exchanges. Wind energy routinely creates and moves humongous piles of sand around, and the formation of those piles of sand can be controlled by building or placing obstacles to redirect wind flow/speed/pressure. A nearly entirely passive process can be used to deposit the sand, even up on top of the pyramid while it is being built. The only thing you need to lift manually is the sintering system.
However, by the same token, you MUST place the pyramid directly on bedrock to avoid having the sand get blown out from under the pyramid by said wind patterns.(Unless you WANT your pyramid to break in half!) Clearing out several feet of sand is a non-trivial task that is energy intensive. Getting the wind to do this for you is not very feasible.
Once the pyramids(s) is (are) made however, you will have the undesirable consequence of their being made from glass, in an erosive sand environment featuring wind. Glass is substantively "softer" on the mohs hardness scale than is raw crystalline silicon dioxide-- the primary component of sand. The pyramid will get abraded HARD, and will require very aggressive maintenance.
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The lighthouse of Alexandria was build with bricks made of GLASS.
It lasted over 1000 years, survived several earthquakes (needed repairs ofc) and was in operation as a lighthouse nearly 600 years long. Untill the top of it was finally converted into a mosque.
I would wager using glass for a modern pyramid is the least of the concerns.
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I'm not savvy enough to throw numbers at this, but I'd wonder about the large scale aspects of this.
How tall can can you build a pile of glass bricks before the ones at the bottom fail?
What effect does on-site manufacture of glass have on it's reliability? What about local impurities, etc.?
What additional stresses (sheering, etc.) will occur to the glass because of daily and seasonal thermal changes?
What are the effects of mile (or kilometer) distant heat source/sink differences on a Stirling Engine (esp.
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Hah!
They told me my pyramid would sink into the sand, but I went ahead and built in anyway.
And it sank into the sand.
So, I rebuilt it from scratch!
And it sank into the sand...
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You're assuming it's solid. (Score:5, Insightful)
Presumably it would be just a hollow shell, and thus vastly lighter in weight than the pyramid of giza.
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Bear in mind that Heatthrow Terminal 5 cost upwards of $6 billion.
If you can really build something like that for a billion doallars then you're onto something.
Otherwise it's just a Great Big Pyramid scheme.
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Instead of being like a giant battery to power the city, instead it is a evil giant CAPACITOR?
...or if we build it and a sexually ambiguous Jaye Davidson shows up?
Arcologies (Score:3)
Scam (Score:2, Funny)
Great, just what the world needs, another pyramid scheme.
Why build a pyramid? (Score:1)
Why build a massive pyramid, why not just use an existing object that is miles high and adapt it for the chimney effect...a mountain?
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Roof over a slope, cover it with PV, build turbines at the top, kiss your money goodby. Still orders of magnitude cheaper then a pyramid.
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A steel-frame pyramid in a desert has three advantages over a mountain. First, the chimney effect is better when there's more air heated. Second, it gets hot in deserts and there's a lot of sun, vs. snow-covered and cloud-draped mountains. Third, heavy precipitation and forests don't cover deserts and serve the surrounding areas with abundant water and oxygen.
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There are no southern facing steep slopes in deserts?
Pyramids having a lower surface area/volume ratio vs slopes is a disadvantage of pyramids. To say nothing of the cost of framing up that tall.
If the slope won't work the pyramid certainly won't. All three of you 'advantages' are wrong or based on wrong assumptions.
Grammar (Score:1)
It's Adams', not Adams's. How could you not know that?
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That's utter nonsense. His surname's not a plural.
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So what's the possessive plural for "glasses"?
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Isn't it " glasses' " at least in the queens english?
Why bother when your can guy wire it? (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S... [wikipedia.org]
What a disappointment! (Score:2)
Here I thought we were going to see something along the lines of Siva! [amazon.com].
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people don't think "oh, I should research what's happening in the Muslim world"
The public knows exactly what OP is referring to, no need to go do research. This isn't 1989.
they think "this guy needs some professional help
You're giving too much weight to the comment. When most people read something like that, they think "Heh, +1 sad but true" and move on. Even if someone dedicated their lives to posting anti-Muslim comments, most people would only see one of them, ever, and would not conclude "This guy needs professional help!"
This is almost an Archology idea. (Score:1)
My Scheme (Score:2)
Prophetic ! (Score:1)
"Global Information Corporation (GIC) (an all-encompassing, worldwide future sort of TIA created out of fear of terrorism) to analyze GIC's massive databases using software. Also, people's phones are, in the name of preventing terrorist communications,"
I'd never heard of a TIA
TIA wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T... [wikipedia.org] "TIA was the "biggest surveillance program in the history of the United States".[8] The program was suspended
Power To The People (Score:1)
http://www.enviromission.com.au/ [enviromission.com.au]
I believe California is building one of these in Arizona, and (at least the paperwork part of) another just got started in Texas. At a kilometer in height, one would generate around 250 megawatts.