Humanoid Robot Wakes In Space, Tweets 91
DeviceGuru writes to note that "Robonaut 2 (aka R2), the first humanoid robot to become a permanent resident of the International Space Station (ISS), was awakened from stasis this week after six months in orbit. R2s first words? 'Those electrons feel GOOD!' The success of R2's activation on the ISS paves the way for putting R2 through its first movements in orbit on Sept. 1, when R2 will be sent commands for moving its arms and hands. Assuming these and other tests proceed without a hitch, R2 will start assisting the ISS crew with simple tasks in 2012. Coffee? Tea? Cigarettes?"
You know, I've got to say one thing for NASA (Score:5, Insightful)
Their budget has been in the shitter since Apollo. They haven't sent a man beyond low-earth orbit since "My Three Sons" was still on the air. Their attempt to build an economical, reusable spaceship resulted in an overpriced money-sink that required a complete rebuild at every launch and ate $700 million every time it lifted off. Their great international space station turned out to be gloried Mir that can't even maintain its own orbit and whose primary design function seems to have been justifying the Space Shuttle program. And, despite repeated promises of going back to the moon and to Mars, we're farther away from either goal today than we were when the Monkees were still popular.
But one thing they *don't* skimp on, and have *never* skimped on, is good PR. If they were half as good at generating spacecraft designs as they are at generating good publicity, man would have been on Mars decades ago.
So no man on Mars. No moonbases. No Kubrick-style space hotels. But, on the upside, we do have a "robot" that tweets messages about how fucking great NASA is.
Re:You know, I've got to say one thing for NASA (Score:4, Insightful)
Oh yes, you've been robbed of your childhood dreams. The fact that physics, technology and materials have limits, that space is utterly hostile, that humans fall apart in free fall, that space is a radiation-blasted hell have nothing to do with it. How do you wake up every morning on this forsaken mud ball that has everything on it? Are you a kind of Space Goth, listening to depressing music while crying to his 2001 posters?
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I'm a realist. I grew up and understood the practical realities of space and other planets. I never stopped learning. When I was a kid I wanted an elephant too, you know? Can you understand why that isn't realistic, practical or desirable?
Do you also understand that this is NOT Star Trek? We depend completely on OIL. It's a limited, finite, expendable resource. There is nothing that can replace it, not even close.
Space won't rescue us from ourselves. It's an immature, childish way to think. Clearly, you'll
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What absolutely slays me about these arguments is that there's a lot of willfully ignorant nerds who will blithely assure us that "mining the moons of Jupiter is totally economically feasible, or will be someday" despite all of the points you've pointed out.
They KNOW the distances involved. They KNOW that you would literally need to have hundreds of cargo ships in transit at all times to establish any sort of economically viable supply line, with a supply line that was literally YEARS long, each carrying h
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Trillions to NASA?
I think taxpayers should be upset that their education system produces nerds that have no sense of perspective, that can't do math, that favor wild-ass exaggeration over a modicum of fact-checking, and worst of all, don't like the Monkees.
How exactly do you define..? (Score:2)
How exactly do you define "nothing to show for it," exactly? How about, for starters, just being able to do it? In order to get from point A to point B, there are going to be hiccups, but you're going to learn from them. The shuttle was a hiccup, in the sense that there may have been a cheaper way to do it, but with all the requirements the shuttle had, it's kind of hard to keep costs down.
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I am sure there is more, like allowing for GPS, early warning systems for weather, and medical advancements, but it seems some people are too nearsighted to think past the horizon.
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I believe they also came up with things like Duc Tape, velcro, and plastics.
It's called "duct" tape, as in, "air conditioning ducts" (as in those rectangular stainless steel air conduits used in forced air HVAC systems), and it existed long before there ever was a shuttle -- nevermind space -- program.
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Pretty sure that Duct tape (air conditioning ducts), velcro (invented in the early 40's) and plastics (first derived from petroleum in the late 1800's or early 1900's, iirc) all predated the space shuttle program. Allowing for GPS, and early warning weather systems doesn't require manned space exploration, it simply requires the ability to launch satellites into orbit - this can (and has) been done with unmanned missions. Your argument for medical advances is about the only thing that might hold some wate
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What's your point? ;)
Oh, and the posters are laminated, just so you know.
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And I didn't think I could get any more depressed today after putting silicone in the propellant flow paths of PRCS [wikimedia.org] and VRCS [wikimedia.org] thrusters.
Thanks.
Re:You know, I've got to say one thing for NASA (Score:4, Interesting)
But one thing they *don't* skimp on, and have *never* skimped on, is good PR.
I disagree. They have lousy PR. Oh sure, they may spend a lot of money on PR, and they may have a huge PR staff, but they aren't getting the job done. That job: making it so that every high school kid in the English speaking world wants to be an astronaut, and making sure every American is eager to send their taxes to NASA. All they show is astronauts playing zero-g games, and put Lego figurines on spacecraft. How does that help? Ron Howard has done more to promote NASA.
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So what?
What can be learned from the exploration of the moon or Mars? Maybe some natural history, but that will have very little impact on the quality of life here on Earth.
I know: knowledge is power, but the cost / benefit analysis just doesn't hold up. Once we get all the problems sorted out on terra firma, then we can think about spending money on off-world exploration... and even then, does it really need to be manned exploration? By the time we're ready to resume spaceward boondoggles, maybe we'll have
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What can be learned from the exploration of the moon or Mars?
Maybe nothing. But what can be gained from establishing a colony on the moon or Mars? Everything.
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Define "everything".
I'm guessing that you might be referring to some Earth-Doomsday scenario, where life on Earth is destroyed and because we had a human outpost on Mars, the human race survives???
The destruction of a colony on Mars is many, many, many times more probable than any Earth-Doomsday scenario. So any human triumph over fate would be short lived, if at all.
The investment is much better spent on things like NEO defenses, environmental maintenance, medical advances, and resource conservation/restor
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Do you really want your children to be autonomous robots?
This statement makes little sense; my head is spinning. Could you elaborate?
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I realize that it's a big if. But if it's possible to build sentient robots, and if that's what you're talking about, I'd have no issue with that being the legacy of a now extinct humanity. I don't care what thinks, I just care that something does.
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Their attempt to build an economical, reusable spaceship resulted in an overpriced money-sink that required a complete rebuild at every launch and ate $700 million every time it lifted off.
You're conflating NASA with Congress. There is a difference. The vast, vast majority of everything negative about NASA today, and why its in such a shape, is specifically because of Congress.
The shuttle that flies today, aside from being a lifting body, has nothing to do with what NASA originally designed and fought to build. Congress, and by extension lobbying from NSA and the Air Force, is what made the shuttle a cluster fuck. Sorry, but any blame for the cluster fuck that is the space shuttle does not be
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Damn you! Now I'm going to have that My Three Sons theme song stuck in my head all day! No wait, it's ok, the Monkees have kicked them out.
"Take the last flight from NASA and I'll meet you on the station,
They're closed tilll 2030 'cause of budget reservations,
Don't be slow.. oh no no no !"
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Shuttle Bay Doors (Score:1)
Open the pod bay doors please. Please.
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Dave, whats happening. I can't feel my legs.
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Replying to yourself. I'm sorry, burgessms. I'm afraid you can't do that.
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Ouch, I'm getting this pain in the diodes all down my left side.
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Wait until we tell him that is job is to park docking ships.
Missed opportunity (Score:1)
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“Good Morning, Dr. Chandra. I’m ready for my first lesson now.”
sigh...
That didn't exactly end well for the humans.
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Personally I would've gone with "Good morning, sir. Do you have any boxers that need ironing?"
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No BJ? (Score:2)
No BJ? Really?
Re:GM? (Score:4, Insightful)
Vehicle assembly lines have long been pretty robot friendly(lots of fixed-and-predictably sized parts, some of them too heavy for humans to handle effectively for more than a short time, that need to be moved on well defined paths between various, not infrequently dangerous, bits of machinery and then spot welded together...) There are, though, areas that have continued to be too fiddly, space constrained, or otherwise tricky for your basic "Big hydraulic arm on a stalk" style assembly robots(which shrug at holding steel structural elements in place while spot welding them; but aren't so hot at threading wiring harnesses through little crannies and such). Presumably, something a bit smaller and more humanoid is intended to start eliminating the remaining humans from those positions, after some initial R&D shared with NASA...
They're doing it wrong (Score:5, Funny)
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The robot should have looked out the window and said "Hello World."
That made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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Agreed, they've got no respect for the classics. Although I'd likely have gone with "Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
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Then I re-read the title and grew confused. That 'bot was delivered ages ago. They're only setting it up now? What have they been doing all this time?
But its still cool (Score:1)
What the hell is wrong with /. these days, everybody is so pessimistic and aggressive mixed in with a load of grammar nazis.
Surely this is pretty cool? NASA have been at the forefront of modern tech for a long time, primarily an R&D department, robots in space FFS, lets send them off doing some mining. Surely humanoid robots are a good leap at getting us to Mars, not putting us further away?
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Surely humanoid robots are a good leap at getting us to Mars, not putting us further away?
Maybe, we'll have to wait and see. Space exploration is still relatively new and we're still just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. When people look at our endeavors (or Challengers (bad pun, sorry)) through the retrospectoscope some things are just going to look plain stupid, but they forget that even a bad result is still a result you can use in the future.
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An aging userbase. People get more conservative and less impressed with new things the older they get. Nerds always think they're somehow immune to it, but it's just part of being human.
Groan (Score:1)
It isn't a robot, it's a waldo. It didn't wake, it was turned on.
I thought this was "news for nerds", not "puff for plebes".
Weaksauce. (Score:1)
But, but, robots bad, people good... (Score:2)
So the whole awesomeness of the ISS is, you know, people in space. It costs a bazillion extra dollars to get them there, but they're mentally flexible and can innovate on short time-scales to deal with unexpected contingencies. That's why it's worth it to fly thousands of extra pounds of life-support equipment, not to mention all the extra trips to ferry up human-needed supplies, into this highly weight-constrained environment -- because there's a lot that humans can do that robots either can't do on a usef
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Peanuts (Score:2)
Electrons? (Score:1)
Great news. (Score:1)
Great news guys. Not only to we have a "robot" spewing out cheesy pre-programmed lines on twitter but we are doing it...IN SPACE.
Would love to have been a programmer for that one! (Score:2)
So many funny options to insert in there... Something from HAL... Something from SkyNet... something from War Games...
"Launching all orbital missiles, please stand by..."
"I can see my house from here!"
"I'm ALIVE!"
"See the world they said..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" bc in space they can't hear you...
"...well its the only way to be sure."
WTF is up with humanoid robots? (Score:2)
I often hear about various companies building vaguely humanoid robots, based on the idea that people will accept such robots better. Or some futurist is talking about AI one second but then digresses into how cool it is that a particular robot not only speaks (that's a good thing) but happens to look exactly like Philip K Dick, as if anyone gives a fuck about that. I roll my eyes at how stupid that all seems to me, but I'm hardly a psychologist or marketing expert, so maybe those people know something I d
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BTW, I get that robots may need to walk; it's silly that I can stop an army of Daleks led by R2D2 by building a 3-inch high wall.
Sorry if I'm raping your childhood here, but in the last decade it's been revealed that both of those can fly....
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I bare my throat in nerd submission.
Humanoid robots - Future of space travel? (Score:1)
As the US sinks into a Progressive oblivion over the next 20 years NASA's budget will shrink along with the DoD, the EPA, the FDA, HUD, etc. Humanoid robots might be the only way the US has a place in future space exploration.
Shame really. We used to lead the world. Now the Fed is becoming a poorly run pension and insurance company with an enormous board of directors and the worst balance sheet in both industries. Somewhere along the 70s we went the wrong way.
It all makes sense now! (Score:1)
Now I know why those moon-landing photos looked faked to me! Armstrong was smoking a cigarette!
2nd Tweet (Score:2)
so? (Score:3)
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hello Dave... (Score:1)
should have said "hello dave"