Kinect-Based AI System Watches What You're Up To 87
mikejuk writes "Researchers from Cornell have used AI to create a system based on the Kinect that can recognize what you are doing — cleaning your teeth, cooking, writing on a whiteboard etc. In a smart home it could be used to offer help: 'Would you like some help with that recipe, Dave?' Or it could monitor patients or workers to make sure they are doing what they are told. The study also reveals that there is probably enough information in how activities are performed to recognize an individual — so providing yet more biometrics. There are clearly a lot more things that we can teach the Kinect to do with machine learning than just gesture recognition."
This will be Annoying POS AI (Score:2)
There are some things AI is good at without being annoying, such as suggesting URL's as you type them, or suggesting the temperature so you don't burn your food. Good AI tries to prevent human error by suggesting alternatives.
This AI however sounds like shitty intrusive stuff that no one in their right mind would want. We don't need AI to tell us recipes, or to watch us 24/7. If you want that kind of AI, I'm sure you'll make the government proud because I cannot imagine anyone else wanting that even in the
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If you're a poorly educated worker, who just wants to go to work, make whatever the employer wants made and go home with his pay cheque, most people will accept that they are being watched. Same as a lot of employers monitor when people are going for their toilet breaks as though that were some way of ensuring that the person concerned is doing their work.
This is why unions are a good idea - to watch the watchers, to prevent this kind of abuse. Unfortunately, the unions are just as greedy as the employers a
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10 years ago people would have screamed bloody murder about their TV's having cameras in them, now they do, and everyone seems to be more than ok with it...
Orwell was a prophet...
- Dan.
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There's a reason we imagine fictional robots as humanoid - we can relate to them if we think of them as people, but if they are just toasters then we are less forgiving.
Just as you wouldn't want a person constantly pestering you asking if you want help writing your letter, you get annoyed with a paper clip doing the same.
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There are some things AI is good at without being annoying, such as suggesting URL's as you type them [snopes.com], or suggesting the temperature so you don't burn your food [ecorazzi.com]. Good AI tries to prevent human error by suggesting alternatives [procon.org].
So you voted for Gore, get over it already.
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AI might have prevented the Bradley Manning leak so put it on the people with security clearances, but leave the rest of us alone. We don't want or need this.
A broken camera with an LED to make it look like it's on could have accomplished the same thing, and would be much cheaper than creating an AI that can tell the difference between someone using a computer legally and someone using a computer illegally. I really can't see any legitimate use for an AI watchman looking over a person's shoulder all the time. Maybe a sufficiently advanced one could sit on a student's desk, watch them work, and correct them if they are making repeated errors of spelling, gramma
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Annoying? Possibly. POS? No way. Here are some killer applications for Big Brother:
- Your employer, who wants to watch you every moment to make sure you aren't goofing off or stealing from the company.
- Your grandchildren, who want to make sure that granddad hasn't fallen and can't get up. Ideally, they'd love to know if you've had a stroke and are fumbling around, or you're waving frantically for help.
- You, because in your dotage, you'd like to live alone, but need someone/something to check up on yo
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Meh, classic Slashdot over reaction stemming from a complete lack of imagination.
I can think of a number of situations in which this would be useful- training being one of them. What better than to use this as an interactive teacher for teaching sign language for example? or even better- allowing people who can't speak to communicate with otherwise voice based systems using sign language.
What about doing things like teaching people to juggle? It could tell them what they're doing wrong, or how to improve.
Yo
Are you still there? (Score:3)
I seeEE you!
Vigorous "Activities" (Score:1)
So they brought back Clippy into meatspace? (Score:5, Funny)
"It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help with that?"
Clippy all over (Score:1)
Clippy in your real life, now that must be fun!
I see you're trying to clean your teeth. Would you like some help with that?
*insert less innocent variants here*
Real question is (Score:2)
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Dave brings home a date. She goes to the bathroom to freshen up.
HAL 69: Dave, your date looks hot; would you like some Viagra/Levitra/Cialis?
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By monitoring you, and sounding an air-horn just before the critical moment ... thereby distracting you enough that your, um, release is no longer quite so pressing and making you look like a stud.
Of course, your mother might wonder why there's always a horn blaring in the basement when you're down there alone for more than 20 minutes. If you ever brought a real girl, she might be a little startled by the noise.
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How is this going to help improve my sexual performance?
A voice in the bedroom saying
"You need to rotate your hips more at the end of each thrust, Dave..."
of course, for anyone setting up such a system it will more likely be
"Try switching hands, and using oil instead of lotion, Dave"
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It will also watch you masturbate.
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"It will discretly inform you when she's faking it.
It will also watch you masturbate."
Well if she's faking it aren't you essentially masturbating anyway?
Re:Real question is (Score:4, Funny)
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Clippy (Score:2)
Cue Clippy jokes in 3... 2... 1...
Dave, should i open the Kama sutra? (Score:5, Funny)
It seems to me you and your girlfriend need advice.
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In a smart home it could be used to offer help: 'Would you like some help with that recipe, Dave?'
Or... In a smart home it could be used to offer help: 'Would you like some help with that vi@Gra, Dave?'
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Fifteen or twenty years ago, I saw a "student" film about a guy at an ATM, and "HAL" starts talking...
ATM: "Hello Dave, I see you're withdrawing 25 dollars."
DAVE: "Yeah, I'm going on a date tonight."
ATM: "Now Dave, you know you haven't had a date in 3 months."
DAVE: "No, really! Honest!"
I wish I could remember the rest of it. Good stuff. ;-)
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"Would you like to rest your hand, Dave?"
Future trends...? (Score:2)
How long will it take before Kinect-style 3D-ranging becomes "standard" for all or most cameras? With 3D display tech getting closer to usability and affordability in recent years, clearly some companies are seeing a market opportunity. And with all the interesting Kinect hacks that have come out lately, it's not hard to imagine this sort of thing cropping up all over the place in the near future.
How long will it take before depth sensing tech becomes a standard feature on your average smart phone? (If ever
Even darth vader uses kinetic these days... (Score:1)
a suggestion ... (Score:1)
Kinect with your inner lover (Score:2)
Could low-cost computers that read your physical behavior launch an entire new industry of “real world” personal apps?
Could it tell if you are brushing your teeth properly?
Could it remind you to hang up your clothes, instead of leaving them on the floor?
Could it determine that your love-making skills are not up to par, and offer specific suggestions for better technique or timing?
Oh! The mind boggles at how much people would pay for those apps.
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Could low-cost computers that read your physical behavior launch an entire new industry of âoereal worldâ personal apps?
Could it tell if you are brushing your teeth properly?
Could it remind you to hang up your clothes, instead of leaving them on the floor?
Could it determine that your love-making skills are not up to par, and offer specific suggestions for better technique or timing?
Oh! The mind boggles at how much people would pay for those apps.
I already have a wife.
If I bought more than one such
Meh (Score:4, Insightful)
The MSR guys are doing interesting stuff but this is nothing groundbreaking.
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I couldn't gather much from TFA apart from that they recognized the activities and the learning model behind it. I don't recall how much training data Dr. Ballard used, but the activity recognition in real time was very accurate.
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Time / Motion Studies (Score:1)
Has anyone seen if the time and motion studies people have looked into this. I feel like there could be a market for bringing in a Kinect system and having it watch workers performing manufacturing tasks. It would allow you to collect and analyze the motion data without needed human analysts, high-speed film, or motion-capture suits. It could also be useful for in-situ motion studies, where you take the entire shop ecosystem into account.
Your boss' job got automated! (Score:2, Funny)
More and more jobs get automated this days. This time it was your boss' job.
And I thought no one would get the "dave" ref (Score:2)
Which Dave living in space with at least one 1 AI? (Score:2)
"We're traveling faster than the speed of light. That means, by the time we see something, we've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown-trousers time"
Oh hai Skynet! (Score:1)
If computer can see who we are... (Score:1)
What's the Moore's Law equivalent... (Score:1)
Really? (Score:1)
Title should have been (Score:1)
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
I guess with HAL's / IBM's jeopardy monster Whatson, plus Kinetics, plus Big Dog from Boston Dynamics, plus some live amo.
You would have a nasty walking drone.
I bet it wont take long before something like that will enter the battlefield.
Just what I wanted (Score:2)
Microsoft Bob for the house. I can't wait.
But seriously, couldn't this be used for other purposes, like reaping marketing info from what you do during the day? Or doing "minority report"-style "crime prevention"? Anything that makes us safer...
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Not sure I want my computer keeping tabs on me (Score:1)
Dave... (Score:2)
Dave...where are you putting that thing?
Important Lessons (Score:1)
If the internet has taught us anything it is that porn is what will decide if a technology is successful.
So when this thing can figure out someone is masturbating and automatically play porn, let me know. Till then it is just a toy.
Very obvious use of that (Score:2)
I said so when the Kinect came out. It's an rather inexpensive thing to toy around with and such things suddently get possible with small means.
I'm wondering when Google will start to sell similar devices. Any AI and data mining software could really take off when it can know what you're doing, who's there and even what's being said. Sooner or later it should be possible to build a house (or a workplace) that is actually aware of you and what you're doing. In the long term we won't be using computers and ne
Obligatory (Score:2)
cool (Score:1)
Just imagine the help at solitaire... (Score:1)