Ask Slashdot: Advice On a DIY Neutron Beam? 117
Max Littlemore writes "I have been breeding at home using lots of old smoke detectors with a view toward generating my own and getting off the grid. The only thing stopping me is a reliable neutron beam. Given that all the equipment I'm using is re-purposed kitchen equipment, concerns about safety mean I'm to build a uranium reactor to supply neutrons to the thorium one. So I'm putting the question out there: do any Slashdotters know of a way to make a powerful neutron beam out of things I might find around the house?"
It would be helpful to include images and diagrams of your own personal neutron beam .
Sad day (Score:5, Funny)
OMG!!! Ponies!!! (Score:2)
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OMG!!! Ponies!!! lasted a little long, but I thought the initial article with the new theme was pretty funny.
This actually ask reads a lot like my new one, but replace DIY, with in my company lab. It's just easier to post a question than do your job.
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OMG! If I had a Beowulf cluster of .... Ponies!!!
Then you'd need a Beowulf cluster of shovels.
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Hmmm. Shouldn't the comments change depending on which word selections I make in the story? Doesn't seem to make any difference.
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that's a good idea, but do you really want to be posting in the group that's breeding gremlins?
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enough.
This happens every year, chill.
previous Invention (Score:2)
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Not sure, but (Score:1)
Not sure, but when you get that beam working, could you point it at whoever is in charge of the Slashdot April 1 thing?
High intensity neutrons would sterilize them perhaps, preventing them from reproducing. What we really need is a "subtlety beam".
drop downs (Score:1)
i don't really know why exactly but this drop down menus are lots of fun :))
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DiY Neutron beams (Score:3)
A DiY neutron beam? Sure. Give me three coconuts, a piece of string, MacGyver, and your bank account numbers.
And OMG Ponies. Please, for the love of God.
PS - Act now and I'll sell you the Brooklyn bridge at a 12% discount.
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Give me three coconuts, a piece of string, MacGyver, and your bank account numbers.
That won't work what you really need are two palladium plates, some water and a battery to make your own cold fusion reactor which is an excellent neutron source and should work well for powering your thorium reactor. However please don't tell al Qaeda because you know they'll just start making plutonium from all the depleted uranium NATO occasionally supplies them with.
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>> Give me three coconuts, a piece of string, MacGyver, and your bank account numbers.
> That won't work what you really need are two palladium plates...
Silly. I never said what the coconuts were made of.
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> Silly. I never said what the coconuts were made of.
Are you suggesting coconuts radiate?
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Obligatory (Score:2)
"Give me three coconuts, a piece of string, MacGyver, and your bank account numbers."
Where'd you get the coconuts? The coconut's tropical! This is a temperate zone.
Set yourself on fire... (Score:3)
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I would think that this method would eventually increase your carbon footprints when your ash is tracked all over the place by the maintenance crew.
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Light a man a fire and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Use cheap external fab (Score:3)
Neutron Beam... Beer! (Score:4, Interesting)
You don't need a uranium reactor to generate neutrons (although if you use the thorium from some lantern mantles, you could probably create one). You also don't need to be messing about with nasty americium to breed plutonium as a neutron source.
Just build a Farnsworth Fusor [wikipedia.org] like that guy on Slashdot did last week. There's your neutron source. Should be pretty safe, compared to the alternatives.
Right, that doesn't solve the problem of your neutron beam beer.
Put a bottle of Pu240 Weapons Grade Ale [blogspot.com] in front of your Something in there'll get activated for just long enough to technically call it neutron beam beer.
At 8% ABV and 100 IBUs, it's a hop bomb that'll getcha bombed even without neutron activation!
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The Farnsworth fusor is real, despite today's date.
Actual plans at http://www.fusor.net/
Good luck. Keep us posted.
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Yeah, but this guy wants neutron beam beer. The device on the label of the bomb is Little Boy, (from yesterday's Slashdot), and wouldn't work as a plutonium-based device no matter how pure it was. The less effective it is as a bomb, the more neutrons he can fire into his beer without vaporizing it in the process.
(Homebrew
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(Homebrewing is legal, but if he vaporizes the beer, he'd be halfway towards making whisky, and that would be illegal!)
Illegal where, paleface? Possession of beer, not to mention brewing, is illegal in all countries ruled by theocratic Muslim laws. Home distillation is perfectly legal where I live. There are all kinds of laws at different places.
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There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't.
There's Busch and Beck and Bud and Bock and others dark and pale,
But I think you'll find the finest kind is Three-Oh-Seven Ale.
(chorus)
Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste like Three-Oh-S
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I found this video. Got $ 200M USD to spare for solving the world's problems?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1996321846673788606# [google.com]
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An IEC (Farnsworth Fusor) would be a good place to start for the neutrons but you will need fuel. The poster seems keen on doing everything himself and breeding fuel should be no exception. I recommend starting with Deuterium and working your way up to breeding tritium. You can buy deuterium easily enough, but everyone knows that path is for chumps. I would say you should get a good centrifuge cascade going and start separating heavy water out from the normal stuff that comes right out of the tap. With
Neutron source (Score:4, Funny)
You could just ask your neighbor. Most high school kids who are even remotely interested in science already have a neutron source [discovermagazine.com] in their basement. Borax, you get in the laundry aisle and as moderator I suggest to go with pencils. Graphite is a well documented moderator and has worked in Chernobyl for many years without a problem. You could use tea-lights for shielding, but imho shielding is for sissies.
Just one warning: As in banking, the important thing is to start big. If you build a small reactor, the police will come knocking down your door, but if you build a really big one, your local congressman will help you to find a way around stupid regulations.
If you don't know how, you probably should not do (Score:3, Interesting)
This is probably a joke or troll, but since there actually have been morons trying to do this sort of thing before:
If you do not have enough knowledge and experience with radioactive materials and radiation safety to know how to generate neutrons, attempting to do so is a Bad Idea (TM). Neutrons are very penetrating and hard to shield against, and when absorbed they activate the material they are absorbed in, creating secondary radiation hazards. Using them to irradiate fissionable isotopes, like thorium or uranium, is an even more insane idea since it will not only multiply the number of neutrons generated, but also produce a dirty mix of fission products, many of which are gaseous and hard to contain.
Seriously, just go do something safer instead, like base-jumping or sword-swallowing.
Well... (Score:2)
Here's the recipe (Score:4, Interesting)
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Cesium iodide - the breakfast of champions.
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I think all you need to do is generate a static warp bubble, and hit it with a reverse tachyon pulse.
Idiot! You forgot to reverse the polarity of the warp coils!
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This is exactly what I thought of. For those who don't want to look it up for yourself, I present to you David Hahn. [wikipedia.org] At the age of 19 he created his own Superfund site and inspired a Duran Duran song, a book, a movie, and, perhaps most importantly, a joke on the Big Bang Theory.
Sellotape Sources (Score:3, Funny)
All you need is a whole load of Sellotape (Scotch-tape for you Americans) (and some deuterium).
Everyone (well, Slashdot readers) knows that peeling Sellotape produces x-rays [slashdot.org], so get some industrial sized sheets of Sellotape, probably at least a few layers. While peeling, aim your Sellotape at some material why only needs low energies to induce a photonuclear reaction (deuterium, beryllium perhaps).
Some might say that those might need gamma rays, but those are only high energy X-rays, so shake your Sellotape fast, and you'll increase the frequency nicely.
And voila: Neutrons!
The rest is just details
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or else I am done reading this site.
Please!
No problem! DIY neutron beams are easy (Score:3)
Just build a cyclotron. They're quite easy to make, being basically a huge magnet and a curved track in a vacuum. There is a minor technical challenge that they're designed to accelerate protons or electrons, but I'm sure it's easy to adapt it to handle neutrons instead.
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Just use a bigger magnet.
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Neutrons are neutral, but they have a magnetic moment and thus respond to magnetic field gradients. Unfortunately, it takes ~5T magnetic fields to push around "ultra cold" neutrons with only ~100neV of kinetic energy. For neutrons with MeV-scale kinetic energies typical of nuclear reactions, even focused EM fields driven by a large nuclear explosion may not be quite sufficient.
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You won't know for sure until you actually try it.
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Hey! look up! there are a bunch of neutrons shooting over your head making a strange noise!
Re:No problem! DIY neutron beams are easy (Score:4, Informative)
The joke notwithstanding, cyclotrons [triumf.ca] can produce a neutron beam by accelerating protons into an aluminum target.
Voltage (Score:3)
It's really difficult to get voltage that high from household equipment. To make your own beam target you will also probably need to build a CVD chamber.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_generator [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_vapor_deposition [wikipedia.org]
But this looks interesting too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroelectric_fusion [wikipedia.org]
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Spallation source (Score:1)
You might consider a neutron spallation source. Just dig your proton linac out of the attic, and fire it up pointed at a high-Z target material. I like tungsten for the target, but you could also go with plutonium if you've got some handy. Bingo, spallation neutrons galore! It's not a beam source, but if you put the spallation target near the thorium, you should be able to get the neutrons to where you need them. Just remember, safety first --- be sure to wear safety glasses and have a couple kilotons of ir
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How many Space Shuttles can your attic hold?
BTW here's an idea. If you send your rig in close orbit around the sun, it's bound to catch a few of those fusion neutrons.
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Will there be any real news today? (Score:1)
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I'd like to see some information about technology.
What, like Oliver Wendell Jones is running for president on the Meadowcrat ticket?
It's about time we got a cat cloner in office...
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If you didn't think the replies to the actual (albeit fake) question were interesting, this may not be the site for you.
Fukushima! (Score:3)
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Completely safe (Score:2)
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Fusor (Score:1)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusor
Build a proton accelerator instead. (Score:1)
Selected Thorium (Score:1)
Just because Mass Effect :)
Watch out for the spores... and the green skin!
Here's an easier method.. (Score:3)
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Most designs like this operate with a grounded anode (plate), and carry the cathode and filament at a high negative voltage 2 to 3 kV at an amp or so.
You can find plenty of power triodes on your favourite auction site -- look for Eimac and Svet
Yes, but... (Score:2)
Energy levels? Densities? (Score:2)
A wheezer Penning could do 10e8 fast neutrons/s in a relatively simple and compact package. There are a bunch of designs that can produce on the order of 10e11 neutrons/s. If you're in the Silicon Valley, you can even rent time on them.
Have you tried eBay?
Oh, and watch out for side-lobes and activation issues
found some books on ebay (Score:1)
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Thanks to tibit I found this
Fusor (Score:2)
Kitten Kitten Kitten Kitten
Kitten TTTTTTTT Kitten
Kitten T Fusor T Kitten
Kitten T Fusor T Kitten
Kitten TTTTTTTT Kitten
Kitten Kitten Kitten Kitten
Kittens provide dual shielding for both radiation and detection, who would ever look under a pile of kittens for a nuclear reactor? Further the kittens
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This reminds me (Score:1)
Morroco Mole here (just Mole if you're in Morroco) (Score:3)
Japanese milk (Score:1)
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Er (Score:2)
Proton beam, actually.
Ruined the joke for me I'm afraid.
(haughty sniff)
Here is mine, and yes, it really makes neutrons (Score:2)
I don't know if I'm "that guy on slashdot last week" that built a fusor last week, but I am a guy on slashdot who does build fusors and other fusion devices for the last few years, and I even run a discussion board about it to help and encourage others to do so. It's not a hobby for idiots (various parts are dangerous) o
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One -- you can't breed thorium into a fissionable isotope with alpha rays from smoke detectors. It takes neutrons. Slow ones give the best results. It is pretty hard to make a "beam" of neutrons, but easy to make an isotropic source. If you're going to do that, natural uranium is cheaper anyway, and not impossible to get ore (legally) from rock hounds. But refining it is illegal in most cases. And oh yes, fairly dangerous, and since you didn't know the
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Is air conditioning even possible in theory with an off grid system? A one ton air conditioner would suck about 1055 watts. It seems like it might be doable if your array and battery banks were big enough, and if you designed your home to have extremely good insulation.
A small geodesic dome with 7 inches of foam insulation, perhaps? And a big enough array. Maybe your air conditioner system could be a ground source heat pump system (aka geothermal) that would use a water to water heat exchanger. There w
Helium (Score:2)