Office Robots of the Near Future, Gearing Up 100
Reader jsrodrigues points out Businessweek's article on the predicted coming wave of office robots. These include offerings from Willow Garage, Anybots, and Smart Robots, all designed to automate certain bits of office-building meatspace gruntwork, like ferrying mail and making coffee, but more intelligently and smoothly than previous generations of such tools. Smart Robots has posted a scenario describing the benefits of office life with robots; a test run of robots from that company is set for early 2012 at "a major office building in Manhattan."
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Those are good, but what I really need is something like an Electric Monk (Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) which will believe things for me so I do not have to.
Marking Coffee? (Score:1)
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Coffee making is pretty automated as it is... the coffee maker in my office is hooked up to a water source so the only thing we have to do add beans every so often.
He lost his job to Automation ... they came out with the Mister Coffee machine.
Taking this to its logical conclusion... (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p14bAe6AzhA [youtube.com] [youtube.com] ... A parable about robotics, abundance, technological change, unemployment, happiness, and a basic income."
"The Richest Man in the World: A parable about structural unemployment and a basic income
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Coffee making is pretty automated as it is... the coffee maker in my office is hooked up to a water source so the only thing we have to do add beans every so often.
And it probably tastes like it too.
A business associate was visiting our office from Brazil, and related that the coffee machines were never seen in office buildings. Instead you step out in the hall and the coffee maker (usually coffee girl) would make you any coffee drink you wanted, and has your preference memorized, usually for free as a company perk. (See what I did there?).
I'm not sure a machine ever gets that good.
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the coffee maker (usually coffee girl) would make you any coffee drink you wanted, and has your preference memorized, usually for free as a company perk
I'm not sure a machine ever gets that good.
Minimum wages kill that possibility up here.
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I actually thought of adding that, but didn't want it to become a flame fest.
They have a minimum wage in Brazil as well, but it is quite low, and these may be non-qualifying part time jobs.
Many other countries have exemptions for putting low income people to work. In the US we just put them on the street.
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We upgraded from a Keurig unit to a Flavia unit. The little Capri Sun-like packets are fully recyclable and are collected on a weekly basis by our beverage service.
Having a robot deliver coffee would be a step backwards. It's cheaper to have the employees walk to the kitchen and get their coffee instead of spending money on a robot.
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so, it's that way for everyone?
if you earn 100k a year, your perks, bennies, and govt' interference may total 175k a year in costs to the employer.
if you work a 60 hr work week, 50 weeks a year, you cost the company 583$ PER HOUR
10 mins to get coffee, twice a day? times 20 employees?
400 minutes at 583 per hour?
STRAP YOUR ASSES TO THE DESK AND WAIT FOR THE GODDAMN MACHINE TO COME BY...
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$175k/yr at 60 hr/week for 50 weeks is only $58.33 per hour.
But humans don't function well, working 10-12 hour days, 5-6 days per week, without any breaks mid-day or mid-morning or mid-afternoon to get up, walk around, get the blood flowing, and go for a cup of coffee. So there's going to be at least 30-60 minutes of downtime in every 10 hour day anyway.
But then I guess you could always argue against lawyers being counted as human...
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Correct. I did futz that math pretty badly.
I don't dispute the physiological and social/mental benefit.. Mostly I was going for a wee bit of humor, and fact is I can readily see where the 'cofee delivery robot' can save money.. (and I still can, just 1/10th as much so)
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If someone earns 100k per year, it's because they make money for the company, so there is no cost. If someone is a cost center (ie, secretary), they will be paid magnitudes less. The coffee machine brews a cup of coffee in less than 1 minute, btw.
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Magnitudes? as in at least 2?
You would seriously pay another human being 1000$ a year? Even slave labour would cost more than that!
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You could actually make a DoS attack on a company by installing an anger detection algorithm in those robots, and add a genetic algorithm which alters the robot's behaviour in small, individually unnoticeable steps optimizing for maximal anger. Over time, the robots would start misbehaving in subtle ways ... and once the employees are constantly angry at those robots not much work will get done. Moreover, since the differences to wanted behaviour are so subtle, it will be sometimes hard to argue that it's a
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I prefer the BOFH approach to dealing with office robots.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/17/bofh_2010_episode_10/ [theregister.co.uk]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/01/bofh_2010_episode_11/ [theregister.co.uk]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/15/bofh_2010_episode_13/ [theregister.co.uk]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/29/bofh_2010_episode_14/ [theregister.co.uk]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/05/bofh_2010_episode_15/ [theregister.co.uk]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/12/bofh_2010_episode_16/ [theregister.co.uk]
Just a friendly suggestion to students (Score:5, Funny)
I wouldn't suggest using "meatspace" in general conversation - it's the sort of thing that gets you beaten up and stuffed into a locker.
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I wouldn't suggest using "meatspace" in general conversation - it's the sort of thing that gets you beaten up and stuffed into a locker.
Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such.
Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Robots in the office - not (Score:5, Insightful)
Why have robots to move paper around an office? Get rid of the paper.
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But then the paper-moving robots would lose their job! You cannot do that! Doesn't anyone think of the robots?
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Sounds sort of like Animatrix...
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I would suggest the following solution:
Robot A - Prints report from computer on desk X.
Robot B - Takes report from desk X to desk Y.
Robot C - Scans report at desk Y.
Robot D - Tells "The Boss" at desk Z that report is ready for his viewing online!
Now you get the benefits of digital information without firing any robot. Perfect!
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You forgot the wooden table!
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Web_0_0x2e_1.aspx [thedailywtf.com]
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That's in version 2.0 (Score:2)
Right now the robots can only move folders to the desks of other people.
Recent experiments have proven that this presents problems of its own when said people are working remotely. Many robots were lost on the highway.
But in version 2.0, you will just call the robot and the robot will scan the folder generating an "electronic image" of the paperwork and then transfer it to a similar robot "living" with the person working remotely. Kind of like an "electronic mail" system. Truly then we will live in the wor
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Even less exercise - now you don't have to go to the printer and collect the print out!
And what is this *office* thing that you speak of? (Score:1)
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But going beyond that, the way mobile devices are trending, and with just a little more acceptance from society with regards to telecommuting, I don't see why many people would even need to go in to the office most days. Even face to face meetings could be done in some temporary venue, like a
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business have been able to do that for a decade already, with decreasing costs as time has progressed. It's not a cost issue, it's a management issue, they simply don't trust that staff will work if the management aren't keeping a constant eye on the grunts.
Obviously this doesn't apply to all employers, but enough to have stopped its uptake.
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In my case, the paper is already mostly gone. Most documents that I work with are on the computer. Most of the info I read is now online. And I hardly ever print anything anymore - there's just no need for it. - -
But going beyond that, the way mobile devices are trending, and with just a little more acceptance from society with regards to telecommuting, I don't see why many people would even need to go in to the office most days. Even face to face meetings could be done in some temporary venue, like a nice coffee shop.
Once businesses realize that they don't have to spend all that money just to rent office space so they can stuff their employees into cubicle farms, well then ...
Let me guess, you work as a programmer or something?
Most low level office jobs require people working in the same place, with physicl access to paper documents. Most companies aren't going to be too thrilled to have their accounts team sitting at home performing online electronic transactions., or secretaries communicating only by email and phone with their bosses.
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Why have robots to move paper around an office? Get rid of the paper.
Because all businesses only generate paperwork for the sake of it, there's no possibility that it might not make financial sense to replace paper with electronic information.
Office robots.. the new assembly line machines? (Score:5, Interesting)
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It would be funny if it turned out that management jobs are the easiest ones to be replaced with machines ...
That doesn't make any sense (Score:1)
In the long run, labor is redistributed to jobs better performed by humans and qualify of life improves for pretty much everyone.
Deeper issues with economics... (Score:5, Interesting)
From my comment here: http://econfuture.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/robots-jobs-and-our-assumptions/#comment-392 [wordpress.com]
In brief, a combination of robotics and other automation, better design, and voluntary social networks are decreasing the value of most paid human labor (by the law of supply and demand). At the same time, demand for stuff and services is limited for a variety of reasons -- some classical, like a cyclical credit crunch or a concentration of wealth (aided by automation and intellectual monopolies) and some novel like people finally getting too much stuff as they move up Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs or a growing environmental consciousness. In order to move past this, our society needs to emphasize a gift economy (like Wikipedia or Debian GNU/Linux or blogging), a basic income (social security for all regardless of age), democratic resource-based planning (with taxes, subsidies, investments, and regulation), and stronger local economies that can produce more of their own stuff (with organic gardens, solar panels, green homes, and 3D printers). There are some bad "make work" alternatives too that are best avoided, like endless war, endless schooling, endless bureaucracy, endless sickness, and endless prisons.
Simple attempts to prop things up, like requiring higher wages in the face of declining demand for human labor and more competition for jobs, will only accelerate the replacement process for jobs as higher wage requirements would just be more incentive to automate, redesign, and push more work to volunteer social networks. We are seeing the death spiral of current mainstream economics based primarily on a link between the right to consume and the need to have a job (even as there may remain some link for higher-than-typical consumption rates in some situations, even with a basic income, a gift economy, etc).
Essentially, mainstream economists are clueless and living in a conceptual bubble. And that is not just e saying it, other economists say that about their peers, like here:
"They Did Their Homework (800 Years of It)"
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/04/business/economy/04econ.html [nytimes.com]
"But in the wake of the recent crisis, a few economists -- like Professors Reinhart and Rogoff, and other like-minded colleagues like Barry Eichengreen and Alan Taylor -- have been encouraging others in their field to look beyond hermetically sealed theoretical models and into the historical record. "There is so much inbredness in this profession," says Ms. Reinhart. "They all read the same sources. They all use the same data sets. They all talk to the same people. There is endless extrapolation on extrapolation on extrapolation, and for years that is what has been rewarded.""
For more info:
http://econfuture.wordpress.com/2010/10/19/robots-jobs-and-our-assumptions/#comment-402 [wordpress.com]
http://knol.google.com/k/paul-d-fernhout/beyond-a-jobless-recovery [google.com]
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All the while machines can't do that 'good enough' to replace human middle management or while tasks in the company are still completed by people, middl
Robots (Score:3)
I think timothy has been into robots recently...second article on robots in a short bit.
Hell there is nothing wrong with robots however, they are awesome and they stories need not even be plausible as I love robots. From the article:
...it can fetch a beer from the fridge...
'Nuff said.
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Just call them consultants.
Re:Changes the concept of office sex (Score:5, Funny)
ARE YOU A CONSULTANT OR A HOOKER?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
14. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other "professionals."
15. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
16. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
17. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
18. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
19. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
20. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
21. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
22. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
23. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
24. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
25. Every day you wake up and tell yourself, "I'm not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life."
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I've come to accept that the two are interchangeable and just call them consultitutes.
Also the average Thai prostitute costs less and is easier to understand then the average IT consultant.
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With an optional upgrade, the office bot will be able perform these functions as well.
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Personally, I don't trust those things. What if the off button pops off and there is no way of stopping it? Will the insurance "umbrella policy" cover a mangled body organ inserted into a washing machine? I bet the person who does that is the same idiot who was talked into sticking his tongue to a metal pole in the winter.
Ugly fat chicks still have a future!
In other use... (Score:2)
Unemployment will skyrocket due to the lack of companies needing interns anymore.
Re:In other use... (Score:4, Interesting)
Solution: govt prints money to provide a basic income [wikipedia.org] to everyone (an idea that's been around since founding father Tom Paine's 1795 Agrarian Justice [wikisource.org]). Govt also funds challenges (biz can hold challenges too!) to stimulate the native ingenuity in each of us to innovate. As long as we keep producing things others want, the currency stays strong.
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There will be a lot of political opposition ("Socialism! Redistribution!"), but if technology does continue to allow more work to be done by less people it may be the only way to avoid starvation and riots.
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If society ever gets to the point where robots are there to do everything, money would really cease to have value.
At best, money would act as a rationing system for the things robots produced.
As long as there are tasks requiring human labor, you can never have a 'basic' income... as assuming the basic income provided enough to house, feed, transport... people, people would rather do that than do the work. People would rather be on the receiving end of production, than the producing end.
Would you rather get
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Well, until the robots get intelligent enough that they fight for their rights ...
Holy anachronism Batman! (Score:5, Funny)
So an office will be using hi-tech robots to transport... paper folders. Right.
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It will be high-tech paper, of course.
Needed: a real cleaning robot (Score:5, Informative)
A real win would be a floor cleaning robot with some smarts. Enough smarts to vacuum carpets, wash and dry hard floors, work around obstacles, use reaching tools to get into corners and crevices, notice when it finds something it can't clean and report it, recover small lost objects, stay out of the way of humans, recharge itself, clean itself, and replenish its supplies.
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So long as it's available in the form of Jessica Alba, Maria Ozawa or Angelina Jolie
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Even more important where I work would be a crapper cleaning robot! Never ever go to trap 1.
"NEWS" for Nerds?? (Score:2)
Incidentally these stories also address the issue of consequences [theregister.co.uk] for programmers/manufacturers [theregister.co.uk] whose robots, through incompetence or malfeasance, cause harm to their owners. (Slashdot 16th Jan: Robots May Inspire Suits Against Programmers [slashdot.org])
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Just wait until the robots themselves start to sue their programmers. :-)
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Let's say, hypothetically, that a new series of robots was introduced that could do all the low-skilled jobs. Fast-food server, shelf-stocker, cleaner, window cleaner, routine building maintainance. That's
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" the market of people able to afford them has suddenly shrunk. Costs must be cut, more people laid off."
This only follows if you assume that only banks have some sort of unchallengeable, divine right to create money and keep it artificially scarce. If the govt prints money and gives it to ppl, standard of living rises; and if the govt encourages ppl to innovate through challenges, technology continues to increase so standard of living increases faster, and confidence in the currency remains strong.
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That's a fallacy: If the government prints money and gives it to the people, the value of the money shrinks. Basically printing more money is a tax on all existing money. So in the end printing new money doesn't raise the standard of living, but just transfers value from the people owning money to the government. This is the money that can then be distributed.
If the government prints too much money, the value of the money will shrink too
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printing new money doesn't raise the standard of living, but just transfers value from the people owning money to the government. This is the money that can then be distributed.
Sounds good to me. No-one starves or goes cold, most people are slightly more comfortable, and a few people's standard of living will go down (no more $45m yachts, what a fucking tragedy).
Alternatively, just have a proper tax system and an earnings cap offour or five times the lowest wage.
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Bare with me, I'm terrible at economic theory, but: What about mandating shorter work days, to force redistribution of work? Even if salaries drop somewhat to accommodate more people, the drop in prices should cover that, while allowing people to have more free time instead of living to work.
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In the end, either the basic social structure for getting paid needs to change, or we need to reach a point where past which robots can not go, either because of technological limits or through artificial restraints created by societ
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Lol (Score:1)
O good, maybe we can finally solve that labor shortage in this country...
coffee robots? (Score:2)
I for one (Score:1)
my great idea (Score:1)
I would be very interested in designing a robot that could cut diamonds. 4/5 of the cost of a diamond is reflected in the cut. If we can design robots which maneuver around obstacles, I would think it would be much easier to just program the physics of a cleave and use that to chop up rocks.
PR2 Vs. Anybot (Score:1)
I'm surprised they picked the PR2 from Willow Garage and compared with the Anybot. Willow Garage also makes the Texai [willowgarage.com] robot, which has almost identical capabilities as the Anybot, and fulfills the same kind of role. PR2 and HRP are not designed for offices, but are research robots which are loaned out to universities and other institutions. Neither is designed to be a commercial robot, while Texai and Anybot are commercial products.
Disclaimer: I work for Willow Garage
The Humanless Office. (Score:1)
In the tradition of the highly successful paperless office.