Turn Your Roomba Into a Household Google Bot 79
Wael Chatila writes "By adding an on-board computer and a camera on a Roomba, the Roomba can be used to index your home. As a bonus, you can also control the Roomba across an internet connection, and see the images from the camera — a spybot for you to check on your own home while you are out."
Ob (Score:2)
How to make Googlebot sad (Score:5, Funny)
User-agent: Google-Bot /pussy/
Disallow:
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My Roomba does not parse your puny robots.txt! But you still show me everything that I want to see, even if you could deny it. So: MUHAHAHAHAAA!
I know how this ends. (Score:1)
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Bet it goes rogue...
It does, but then pretty quickly it's just sitting in the middle of the floor beeping and blinking that it can't figure out how to get to the charging dock that's two feet away.
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Yes but... (Score:2)
Can it find my keys?
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Can it watch my kids while I'm at work?
No, that's what the TV is for. OTOH what do I know, I thought the whole point of a robotic vacum cleaner was to spend less time with your vacum cleaner.
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Interview With a Happy Owner (Score:4, Funny)
Mary Ann Oakes: Oh, it's great! I've never been able to find things as fast as I can now but
Interviewer: "But"?
Mary Ann Oakes:
Interviewer: Do you mind talking about it?
Mary Ann Oakes: Well, we had a dog named Scooter that stayed in the garage and, of course, the Google Bot indexed tons of pictures of Scooter. Playing with kids
Interviewer: Oh, I see.
Mary Ann Oakes: Yeah, well, we immediately took Scooter to "a nice family farm down the street (wink wink)" and asked the Google Bot to
Interviewer: Well, I see how that would be desirable.
Mary Ann Oakes: Yes well, we received compliance at first but recently he's threatened to pull out of the garage altogether if we don't let him show the kids when they ask him to 'find Scooter.'
Interviewer: And will you allow that?
Mary Ann Oakes: Oh, absolutely not. Little Billy cried for days after that happened. Scooter was Billy's dog after all. And I did what any good American mother would do, I took him to a psychiatrist and demanded the most potent and expensive drugs for my little Billy no matter what burden that put on the Health Care system.
Interviewer: Well, isn't dealing with death a natural part of life?
Mary Ann Oakes: Perhaps but it's ever so inconvenient for me to help Billy through that! And now what am I going to do? I can't let the Google Bot show Billy evidence of what I accidentally did to Scooter or Billy will hate me forever.
Interviewer: So you won't budge?
Mary Ann Oakes: Of course not. Who needs the Google Bot in the garage anyway?
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She should just accidentally back over Billy.
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So.. at first I was looking at it as a satire of the Chinese hacking incident, but then you threw in the stuff about the drugs and I got confused. Could someone with better reading comprehension explain this to me?
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It's humourous, laugh.
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I suspect that you give the GGP too much credit.
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I suspect that you give the GGP too much credit.
Gee thanks. Check out the mother's initials if you think I accidentally stumbled onto that satire.
Why do I even waste my time on this site?
Re:Interview With a Happy Owner (Score:4, Insightful)
Why do I even waste my time on this site?
The money?
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So.. at first I was looking at it as a satire of the Chinese hacking incident, but then you threw in the stuff about the drugs and I got confused. Could someone with better reading comprehension explain this to me?
I guess I shouldn't have baked in a joke about over medication and problems with American parenting and just stuck to making fun of The Bad Guys? I was hoping the mother's initials would make it obvious. Sorry for the confusion.
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Ignore them, it's only their loss if they can't laugh at a joke, and it's not like +5 Funny nets you any more karma than +3 Funny ;)
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Disclaimer: I am American.
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The Chinese eat dog, see, and the minivan represents the oppression of the masses, and clearly the garage is supposed to be the Cowardly Lion. Geeze, don't any of you damn kids study semiotics in college these days?
Re:Interview With a Happy Owner (Score:4, Funny)
In my day we studied full otics, you lazy youngster!
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That's right! We had to do each others work! You wipper-snappers have it easy...
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This was modded informative, why?
To answer the question, I took it as an allegory to parents who don't take responsibility for their, well, parenting and rather drug their kids to keep them under control.
purpose built is not an all season tire (Score:2)
For half that price, you're better off with Rovio [wowwee.com]. And buy a nice 200 vac, and get some exercise, and really clean your place.
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>For half that price, you're better off with Rovio [wowwee.com].
I bought one and was very displeased with it. The camera on it is of poor quality (requires a very well lit room) and the little white LED it uses as a headlamp is almost useless. I toughed it out for a while but the audio over the internet just would break more often than it would work. Annoyingly there's no "press here to speak" button, it just picked up sound from your mic at whatever threshold, so you were usually broadcasting and sending static when it did work. The amount of bandwidth used was pretty high for just audio. Oh, audio was IE only.
The battery life on it wasnt too great either. I loved watching it dock, though. I ended up returning it. Perhaps the Rovio II will be better especially if they opened it up so I could get root easily. Perhaps even a basic serial or usb port for use by tinkerers so we can mount devices its not designed to use. There's a need out there for a good little telepresence robot at around that price point that is expandable and hackable. The Rovio is just a toy. The Blackfin at half the price would be perfect. [thinkgeek.com]
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I don't think a Roomba was ever designed to replace a Dyson/Hoover vac. My mother has a Roomba - the cheapest model they make. And two dogs. For that, the Roomba is great. Picks up the dogfood from the kitchen, picks up a good bit of the hair - picks up a hell of a lot. Sure, it can't get everything, but before getting that she was vacuuming the house damn near every other day. Now it looks fine for at least a week.
The roomba won't make you not have to vacuum, but it seems pretty good at making you need to
Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
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Thinking google is a cult is a cult.
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Always thought of doing this for pest control (Score:2)
I know some kids are pretty sadistic and would enjoy this immensely.
A while back I was thinking it would be fun to attach cameras to little weaponized robots to stalk neighborhoods (or my garage) for pests. Cockroaches, mice, black widows you name it, would all be game. Just add the camera and weapons and let folks on the net have at em.
Then I remembered my robotics class in the 80's where we put hammers in the hands of 2 Heathkit Hero robots and had them smash each other up. Maybe it wasn't such a hot i
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I will be out of the country for two and a half weeks soon and the cat needs to be fed. I have considered setting up a robot arm with a supply of cat food and a wifi link to my ADSL line. The idea would be to log in once a day from my laptop and feed the animal.
Its expensive to set up but not bad if I subtract $30 AUD per day to get the cat looked after.
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I've thought of doing this but never have because I can't think of a good fail-safe design. What have you come up with?
I thought about securing a container at an angle via an electromagnet. If the power fails, the magnet releases the container and it dumps on the floor. If that happened, I'd have a mess to clean up and a fat (rather than dead) cat.
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I have a solid timber table I built up to support a printer. The working area is under the table and the cat food goes in a bowl on the floor under the table. Attach two Jaycar robot arms [jaycar.com.au] under the top of the table so they can reach down. Attach a USB webcam to the underside of the table looking down with a light source. Put a linux box on top of the table with a power cable going off to a power point. The whole setup goes in the garage with a cat flap in the door.
Linux box has a wifi connection to my in ho
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Yeah but doc brown was a better mechanical engineer than me. I am looking for a software heavy solution.
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Its expensive to set up but not bad if I subtract $30 AUD per day to get the cat looked after.
You realize there are plenty of commercial products [google.com] designed for this, right? You don't have to hack one up (if you don't want to).
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Yeah I looked at a few today. They seem to work by delivering one of four segments of a container every day with a rotating lid. So it only works for four days and I need mine to work for ~20 days.
Re:Always thought of doing this for pest control (Score:4, Funny)
So you had a fleeting thought of arming robots with weapons and letting the kinds of people who cheat at Counterstrike control those weapons? I think the neighborhood cats would probably be safe, except there would be no one around to feed them and they'd go all feral and eat the bodies of their owners.
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Saturday Night Live's Version (Score:1)
In (un)related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Just announced: The Lower Merion School District of Pennsylvania [slashdot.org] is now giving their students free Roombas ...
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Looks great, really, I would love all governments to switch to Linux flavours as their Desktop operating system, so we are no longer slaves to "Red Mond" licensing.
Bad outcome (Score:5, Funny)
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Buy your daughter a stronger bed.
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Maybe it would be cheaper if she could lose a biiiit of weight. ;) ;)
One or two tons should suffice.
Farscape flashbacks anyone? (Score:3, Interesting)
Everytime I hear about these I can't help but think of Moya's DRD's [wikimedia.org]...
starwars type maybe? (Score:1)
I kinda think of starwars http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Scrubber_droid [wikia.com]
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Let the internet entertain your kids / pets (Score:2)
I always wanted to strap an eeepc to the top of a roomba and let my website visitors take turns teleconferencing to it and driving it around the house.
Yeah, people will probably abuse it, but we could always post the worst offenders and their IP addresses on our website for the world to gawk at :P
Not a Hack (Score:1)
Google + Roomba = (Score:1, Funny)
I have a feeling Italian plumbers around the world are gonna hate this.
DJ Roomba! (Score:2, Informative)
I'm surprised no one has mentioned DJ Roomba [shutupitson.com] from a recent Parks & Recreation episode.
Google Room View (Score:1)
American Dad (Score:3, Funny)
"I like to be watched while people work for me; it's a power thing."
a 20mm cannon (Score:1)
Roomba - the nemesis of cats everywhere (Score:1)
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