Ye Olde World Charm 130
The Solitaire brings us a link to Datamancer, where Richard R. Nagy shows off his Steampunk Laptop. The attention to detail and the creative style, which includes a copper-plated keyboard and speakers shaped like violin f-holes, make this an impressive case mod. From Datamancer: "This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts."
That is truly amazing work ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:what the fuck is a steampunk? (Score:4, Informative)
I guess you didn't like Bioshock then . . .
I'm not a big fan, I've only read The Difference Engine. Stephenson's Baroque Cycle may count too. The point of the genre is to draw attention to the parallels between the modern boom in technological progress and innovations on a similar scale which appeared at the end of the 18th and 19th centuries. Appreciation of history and all that.
As for aesthetics, well art simply is.
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And the third half (!?) is devoted to half backed attempt at capitalising on the lolcat joke.
In the beginning it was the fake old comics, now the fake history doc...
Talentless attention whoring at its best...
If only I could find the youtube about lolcat in ancient egypt... this one at least was funny...
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Dear Santa..... (Score:2)
I know now what I want for Christmas.....
I usually don't fawn over things like this but, damn, that is one friggin' awesome thing of beauty.
The Fossil Computer (Score:5, Interesting)
It seems a little sad that it's now my daughter's computer, sitting on the floor. The most excitement it gets these days is to play online Barbie or NickJr games.
Re:The Fossil Computer (Score:4, Interesting)
I loved the look and still feel I should turn it into a Media PC and stick it in our living room.
You know, you should do that: put together another system for her, and return your wooden gem to its former glory. I have an old Compaq desktop enclosure that I use in our living room as a media PC: it fits nicely in the entertainment center and that's all well and good. However, if I were to do what you did and turn it into furniture, I'd buy myself a lot of brownie points. Well, and now you've gone and made me think about my next winter project
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Well, that's a start, isn't it?
I'm thoroughly impressed by people who have the time and skill to do what the guy in the article did, but my compromise approach has always been to put everything in a cabinet and hide it. It's a shame the desktop computer hasn't evolved into something th
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It's certainly possible to get rack-mount cases for desktop PC hardware. New Egg, for example, has a number of them that I'm looking at. I imagine the reason that it's necessary to go out of your way to get one is because most people don't have racks at home.
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Hmm, now i know my next mod.......
Wish i could see the one we are supposed to be talking about
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Huh
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I will say that Robert A. Heinlein had a pretty good grasp of both, and that's who I was quoting. The two are, at the most basic level, incompatible. That's because faith is, by it's very definition, unreasoning. Much anguish has been caused down the centuries by repeated attempts to merge the two. In most cases, that meant simply ignoring reason, ig
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"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
(Yes - I am aware of the irony of AC talking about first-rate intelligence.)
what do you call a person who insists that his own worldview is correct, flying in the face of reality which says otherwise?
I call you a fool for having blind faith in reason. :-P
Start reading up on Zen philosophy. [catb.org]
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The worlds of Belief and Reason are Orthagonal (Score:3, Insightful)
I will happily agree that science (the world of Reason, or Rational thought) cannot be made compatible with any scheme of religion or belief, because they do not intersect to any great degree. Science is a wonderful tool for explaining how things work, but it cannot do diddly to explain the 2AM question "Why are we here?" (And the mere exist
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Humans are eminently predictable, and the female of the species is no exception.
It's merely a matter of having enough information to be able to make at least a reasonably accurate stab at predicting what the response will be in any given situation. The more information, the more accurate your prediction, much like predicting the weather.
That doesn't mean that the weather do
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Only moderately related to your topic...
Humans are eminently predictable, and the female of the species is no exception.
It's merely a matter of having enough information to be able to make at least a reasonably accurate stab at predicting what the response will be in any given situation. The more information, the more accurate your prediction, much like predicting the weather.
That doesn't mean that the weather doesn't operate along guidelines that can be analyzed, does it?
Really, that's an issue I've always found- people give up when they see a complicated issue. "It's not logical, because I can't see the logic behind it."
And yet that description belies the flaw: The fact that you, or I, personally, cannot determine the logic behind a system does not mean that a system does not operate along logical lines.
It means we have yet to determine what those lines are.
I think he was saying that feminine minds are not logical (3: capable of reasoning in a clear and consistent manner) where as you are saying they are logical (2: Based on earlier or otherwise known statements, events, or conditions). Something can be both logical and not logical at the same time as long as we're using different meanings of the word logical in each sense :P
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Nothing, unless he then goes out to vote for policies which put FSM over science, outright outlaws areas of scientific investigation, or scares schools into yanking funding for programs which touch on their forbidden areas. All of which happen a lot more than most people seem to be aware of.
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Please turn in your geek cards on the way out.
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IOW some of us sat and watch it come and go. The excellent gear sticks around, though. I fired up an old Superior Instruments CR Bridge (with 'eye-tube' indicator) last week that probably hadn't been powered in two decades. Yep, it still works, and now it will be useful. I keep saying that someday I will put my vacuum tube random noise generator online to share it as a source of randomness w
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There's two things that are important with industrial items like this: 1) how useful is it, and 2) how pretty
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Re:The Fossil Computer (Score:5, Insightful)
Furthermore, please note that this is a discussion site. This means that it is intended as a place where people may voice their thoughts and opinions, just like the grandparent did.
You might consider bearing this in mind in the future, should you wish to give a less stupid impression.
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What irritates me is people's offhanded dismissal of a nice piece of art that obviously took a great deal of effort to create.
Dismissing this as having "jumped the shark" sounds like it came from a spoiled, whining child with a picosecond attention span, incapable of delaying gratification for even a moment who is constantly demanding more, more, more. Is that the prerequisite for being an arbiter of style? Or is it simply the the pose of someone wishing to sound like o
A wooden laptop... what next? (Score:1)
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appropriate user (Score:2)
Only thing that I wouldn't like is how big it is. It looks to stand over 3" tall, a lot of that is in the lid I think.
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Not Steampunk per se... (Score:2)
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Time line.... (Score:2)
Too bad about the cover (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Too bad about the cover (Score:5, Informative)
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Yeah, alignment is critical with mechanism that tiny. Actually, what he could have done was have smaller pieces of strong material: that would have provided local rigidity without as much mass. Oh well. In any event, no I didn't read the article, I was too busy marveling at the pictures.
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Of course, this would have been rather expensive...
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What is this, a defence of the lowest common denominator?
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Sti
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PS: Try re-reading that discussion. I am not the one who bought up art, nor the one who implied that knowledge of art make a person somehow superior.
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Can you actually quantify it? I could actually tell Aunt Tillie in objective terms the origins and nature of my expertise in computers. She might not understand, but if we wrote it down, she could go out and start looking things up until she did.
I'm an audio tech, and I have to say that there's a lot of similar snobbery in sound. Other than loud and soft (which refer to amp
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You can judge a book without being able to write one. You can judge a building without being an architect. You can judge a meal without being able to cook it.
And "it's too hard" is not an excuse for doing a poor job. If it's too hard to do it right, don't bother doing it. Make something else that actually looks good.
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You can judge a book without being able to write one. You can judge a building without being an architect. You can judge a meal without being able to cook it.
But is judging all you do? You don't have to excel in every field of endeavor in order to criticize. However, nothing tempers judgment like putting your own ego on the line in order to create something of merit. And it's been my experience that the bigger the blow hard critic, the less they've attempted (much less accomplished) in their own lives.
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It's true, you can judge a meal without being able to cook it, but for your opinion to have any weight or validity at all, you need to be able to compare the supposedly poor meal to a better one.
For instance, if you go back in time 20,000 years and visit some cavemen, would you tell them their meals suck because they don't have any bread? In that case, your opinion would be stupid because 1) the cavemen have no bread, and 2) no one else has any bread available either (it hasn't been invented yet
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Plus, what this guy said: http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=390610&cid=21721994 [slashdot.org]
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Ye olde worlde .... YECH! (Score:5, Informative)
Once upon a time, there was a letter, Thorn [wikipedia.org]. It made a th sound. It came to look like the letter Y. Then it disappeared. What we are left with is Ye Olde Everything.
Sigh. Anyway, the computer is amazing. I have to find one of those Underwoods.
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/.ed (Score:4, Funny)
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He'll get some of my cash (Score:4, Insightful)
Is it frivolous? Yes, but most art can be called that. Is it useful? Probably not, but we all need entertainment.
As a "jackass-of-all-trades" myself, my biggest wish was to be able to make my dreams into reality in a physical aspect, but I don't have the drive to work on a project as long as this guy does. Heck, even complicated LEGO designs lose my interest less than half-way through.
If you have a little bit of wealth, don't forget to support the arts -- it's the job of the wealthy to bring the unmarketable to the masses.
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I just finished an art project that used 9 Wii remotes, only two of them were owned by people working on it. The rest were donated by folks who just wanted to see what we could do. Granted, being students and not 'real' artists yet, they also wanted them back afterwards. Never would have been able to have the display without that help.
Great, but... (Score:2)
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have a VNV Nation concert to attend, which I just woke up for
Corel Cache (Score:5, Informative)
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It looks like he's running grub, and powers off the laptop unconventionally with a
Slightly off topic - clockwork (Score:2)
The problem with something like this computer is obsolescence, whereas an analog clockwork watch may wear out but will not become obsolete. Babbage was all too well aware of this, because owing to the slow pace of mechanical development, his designs became successively obsolete before they could even b
More Laptop Retro Moddings: Retro Typewriters (Score:2)
I wonder what... (Score:1)
cache (Score:1, Redundant)
cache:
http://www.duggmirror.com/mods/Steampunk_laptop_2/ [duggmirror.com]
Old news (Score:1)
Gizmodo interview with Datamancer (Score:3, Informative)
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Then i had a proper look at the keyboard and...my heart melted. Maybe its getting close to xmas.
I'll take 3.
Re:alternatives (Score:5, Informative)
Here's a search for "test" on google
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=test&btnG=Google+Search [google.com]
Now q is the search string. btnG is the function. If I clicked I'm feeling lucky I'd have got btnI instead.
Let's look at the parent link.
http://www.google.com/search?Searchq=old+world+case+mod&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&gn=10&refer=4e9fd9f4624c02685096769364a81d95&ref=cff0e9b1f2db017a44b88bb0d174771d&q=goatse.ca&btnI&link=hooray [google.com]
Searchq is ignored by Google. The next few things are obfuscation too. At the end we see q=goatse.ca and btnI which means I'm feeling lucky. First hit on goatse.ca is the dreaded image and btnI means "I'm feeling lucky", i.e. jump to the first hit.
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I don't mind clicking a goatse link so much, as I can just roll my eyes and press the 'back' button. The last measure li
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http://www.google.com/search?q=goatse.ca&hl=en&start=10&sa=N [google.com]
Does this mean that Google is reading this conversation?
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I have experimented with hex encoding ce
Erudite Trolls (Score:3, Funny)
At least you have given a high class description of your eyeball wrenching escapades.
However, Goatse is no longer the cutting edge of Troll Theory. You're much too good for that.
Instead, make yourself a valuable memeber of the community by supplying links related to the story titles. In this case, it would be a "hard hack laptop", which would be a photoshopped image of the Dell Gaming Machine with a Mining Excavator parked on top of it.
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You keep inventing obfuscations, and I'll keep decoding them.
HINT: If an Anonymous Coward (or anyone else) posts any links to snipurl, tinyurl or any such site, check the moderation before clicking on it. Unless it got a +1, don't click.
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I use filtered DNS. When these pesky links show up, and still require a DNS lookup, the filtered DNS takes care of it for me. It is good for most stuff that is NSFW. As a bonus, it filteres most phishing and malware servers. I love these guys.
http://lifehacker.com/software/security/block-porn-and-more-with-scrubit-240213.php [lifehacker.com]
http://www.scrubit.com/ [scrubit.com]
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I think I caught 'the bug' from him. He once turned an old wind-up phonograph mechanism into a jig to make his spearfishing lure rotate out in the ice house on the lak.
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