Batterylife Activator Reviewed 213
Daniel Rutter writes "Slashdot chewed over the BatMax Battery Life Booster - a nanotechnomagical sticker that's meant to rejuvenate lithium ion batteries - a while ago. Now I've reviewed the strikingly similar Batterylife Activator, and subjected it to actual empirical testing, with automated datalogging and everything. The results confirmed my original suspicion -- that the local Batterylife branch made a serious error of judgement when they decided to send me their product."
Myself? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Myself? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Myself? (Score:2)
Hmm.... (Score:4, Funny)
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Then it wasn't exactly a waste of time, was it?
Part of the reason people read Dan's stuff [dansdata.com] (just in case anyone missed the main link to his site) is his entertaining writing style. I almost always learn something from his articles, even if it's got nothing to do with what the article's supposedly about. Dan is obviously fully in on the joke himself or he wouldn't even be linking to things like cow tasers in his articles. It's people like you - who think reviews have to be a "waste of time" simply because the products in question are such obvious bunk - who don't seem to quite get it.
In a world where product reviews often offer little or not information at all, and where the strongest and most specific statement you might read is how one product or another is vaguely "generally good" [pcmag.com], writers like Dan are a refreshing change - he writes pieces that are always entertaining in and of themselves, often more informative than they need to be, and with plenty of useless but interesting trivia to keep you interested when the product in question is less than worthwhile. I only wish he'd review more stuff that I'm actually interested in buying (though I've become interested in buying a few things I would never have even known about but for his review).
As for this particular review, I think it's worth reminding the Slashdot crowd of the dangers of pseudo-science every now and again - pseudo-scientific articles do occasionally slip through the editing process here, and are often accepted as fact.
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Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is "The Pen is Mightier."
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait...are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Re:Hmm.... (Score:2)
Free plans doesn't necessarily mean that it definitely works, but if people say it does and the plans are free then it raises my confidence about it significantly since they have
Re:Hmm.... (Score:2)
but there certaintly isn't room for this "battery thing" religion you are trying to start.
Re:Hmm.... (Score:2)
And sometimes, like in this case, you just like to read the write-up.
They should be in jail (Score:2, Insightful)
not on slashdot, they are just fraudsters and your local trading standards should be stopping these types of scam companies from operating in the first place and protect the consumer/citizen
truth in advertising should be all they need to shut them down, all of the products are false and provably so
Re:They should be in jail (Score:2)
Ouija Boards next? (Score:2)
you're missing the obvious question: (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least this time... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Well, at least this time... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Well, at least this time... (Score:4, Informative)
You misunderstand how LiI batteries work. As you say, I did a run with the battery after it'd been sitting uncharged in my camera bag for N weeks, then I gave it an overnight charge before testing again, then I charged it again right after that run - which presumably accounted for its not-so-good third-run result.
I gave the battery a decent chance to recover from its 10 cycles before doing the final, "Activatored", test, which is (again presumably) why it did reasonably well - in fact, just as well as you'd expect if the sticker were just, um, a sticker.
The important point here is that overnight charging of a LiI battery should be no better than shorter "full" charging, because LiI chargers pump lots of current into the battery in constant current mode over a relatively short time, then tail off in constant voltage mode, then sit and do nothing - no trickle charge. It's plausible that a LiI charger will report a full charge before the constant voltage mode is quite complete, but that mode will _not_ take more than an hour or two. Any further benefit is solely due to giving the battery time to rest and cool down.
Re:Well, at least this time... (Score:2)
The time before the charge and the length of the charge were not consistant between the control tests and the test with the sticker. Therefore I don't think you can draw any conclusions.
Also if anyone gets the wrong idea I am not trying to defend this product (I think it is BS), but I think it should be tested properly.
Re:Well, at least this time... (Score:3, Insightful)
Who cares if he turned off the charger after a certain time or if it automatically shut off after a certain time?
--
Evan "Note the 'if he is correct' part"
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Silly company. I still prefer (Score:3, Funny)
You really should read this article (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You really should read this article (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm [dansdata.com]
Re:You really should read this article (Score:2)
Re:You really should read this article (Score:2)
Actually, I think he counts that as negative. Eating bugs is positive.
Re:You really should read this article (Score:2)
I have to agree strongly. (Score:2)
Li-ion hype? (Score:3, Interesting)
I guess in the age of high tech toys where batteries are the real limitations, every body's trying to get a one up on the battery front. I mean, can you have a super PDA that acts as a cell phone, GPS, mp3 player, movie player, connects to the internet etc etc? Sure, they can make it but the battery that powers it will only last for about 5 minutes.
There's a big market for batteries and anything that can make them better but pretty much, I think their maxed out technology wise. Fuel cells are the next big hope for tech toys.
Re:Li-ion hype? (Score:2)
Check out the i-mate PDA2K. With the exception of GPS it can do all of that, as long as you don't mind watching your movies at 320x240 and highly compressed.
Good job (Score:5, Insightful)
Here in the US they just recently started looking into the "Enzyte" (penis growth stuff) people, I knew it was a scam 4 years ago when I saw the first commercial. I read the enzyte people have made 50 million dollars so far (and that was sometime last year). Would you goto jail for a couple years for 50 million dollars? I would.
Quick! Call the government! (Score:4, Insightful)
Ya know, while I'm not one to worship at the altar of free market and deregulation and all that crap, I really have to wonder at this statement. If people are stupid enough to pay money for something like this, maybe they deserve to loose their money. It isn't like there's a big potential for collateral damage here. Stupid people get punished, smarter people make some money, and maybe with time people will start learning to think for themselves for a change.
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:3, Insightful)
Reminds me of when i was in college -- the flunk courses were graded on a curve. And there were these fuckers who were always cheating and I could never score half as well as they did. So i worked hard for C's and D's, while people who were cheating were getting easy A's and B's. Then I realized -- the people who were cheatin
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:2)
As for the gov intervention thing, don't we have false advertising laws that would cover this?
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:2)
Where the hell did you get this from?? I've never heard of this before; did you think this up yourself? Is this some sort of an american tenet? I've never talked to anyone to my knowledge who feels that the government should do this before.
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:2)
Why didn't you just rat them out? Or where they the football players and the school didn't care?
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:5, Insightful)
But what if it was something that was fraudulent but not so obvious? Should there be a difference in how they are handled? Obvious or not, fraud is fraud. These guys shouldn't be cut any slack just becasue their fraud is a little more obvious.
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Quick! Call the government! (Score:2)
Yeah, because that approach has been proved to work in the past. Wow, I never get spam anymore.
First off, what is "obvious" to one person isnt obvious to another. We live in an age of technological miracles, so the idea that a magnet could affect your MPG or whatever isn't so crazy. Or that someone can create a cheap viagra substitute. Hell, I buy generic and
Re:Good job (Score:2)
Surely the courts would sieze as much of a person's assets as possible in a situation like this? I don't know about the US, but here in the UK we are (apparently) very keen indeed on seizing a convicted criminal's ill-gotten gains. That is, commit fraud like this and get caught, and you can expect to lose the money and anything you bought with it.
(I say apparently as I've never been through the process myself, so can't testify to it f
Re:Good job (Score:2)
In the US very frequently criminals are allowed to keep the proceeds of their crimes, more frequently if they are a company then an individual. A few years ago the music labels were convicted of price fixing and fined an order of magnitude less then they *MADE* from the scam. The message the government sends with toothless prosecutions is "don't get caught next time."
Re:Good job (Score:2)
Good job proving this. The real question is why aren't the governments in places where these are sold stomping these people to bits?
Good question. I can only guess for the same reason they don't bust ISPS who offer 'unlimited' internet access and then set limits on it, or the many other amazing and highly unlikely commercial claims made these days.
I'd report the FTC for false advertising, but I'm sure they won't fine themselves either.
Enzyte (Score:2, Funny)
Heh. Honestly, anyone should be able to see through such outrageous claims, but people assume since it's on TV it must have been through some sort of testing.
TV is not GOD, nor is any other form of advertisement (read: Internet). Trust your senses.
On the light side, Enzyte has a list of the countries least well-endowed men.
Something to ponder.
Inject.
Re:Enzyte (Score:2)
Re:Good job (Score:3, Funny)
One question: will cellmates be taking Enzyte?
Re:Good job (Score:2, Insightful)
Perhaps you're just not bothering to type out a long explanation, but it looks like you've fallen for one small part of the commercial. Technically, it's not a penis growth product. It's a "male enhancement" product. And that's part of why these people are so hard to nail to the wall.
(Side note for those not in the know: "Smilin' Bob" is the s
Re:Good job (Score:2)
You're right. I was fooled by a commercial intentionally designed to be misleading :) Doesn't mean its still not false advertising. Our economic system is not supposed to work on the level of a 5 year old.
Possible typo? (Score:2)
This is, of course, giving the company the benefit of the doubt.
It may have been a packaging problem. (not that I'm suggesting anything to their lawyers (ahem!)).
Cheap is best (Score:5, Informative)
not so... ecological issues: life cycle analysis (Score:2)
Of course it doesn't work! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Of course it doesn't work! (Score:2)
If not, you better hurry, it's almost over.
Re:Of course it doesn't work! (Score:2)
You have to believe though. Otherwise it doesn't work.
how could they be wrong? (Score:5, Interesting)
Bit-Tech did reviewed this product days ago (Score:4, Informative)
Flawed Results (Score:5, Insightful)
I hate to say it, but he has flawed results that do not demonstrate that the sticker is a placebo.
He used only one battery to do his test. He should have used two; one with the sticker and one without. By only using one battery, running 3 tests, then putting the sticker on and running a 4th test, he's introduced an additional variable into the equation. It could thereofre be argued that his graph (http://www.dansdata.com/images/batterylife/activ
Re:Flawed Results (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Flawed Results (Score:2)
That in itself does mean that his data doesn't support the fact that the sticker is bullshit. He just didn't do the proper test on it.
Re:Flawed Results (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Flawed Results (Score:2)
He used only one battery to do his test. He should have used two; one with the sticker and one without.
How about X "control" batteries without the sticker.
And X more batteries with Duct Tape as the sticker.
And X more batteries with the BatteryLife Activator sticker.
(Where X >= 2) No batteries from any group are re-used in any other group.
Run multiple trials of all three sets of batteries.
Then put your data into OpenOffice.org Calc spreadsheet, and generate various ch
Re:Flawed Results (Score:2)
Homeopathic version.. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, just click on the Nigerian PayPal link below, and I will send you that miracle homeopathic atom!
Re:Homeopathic version.. (Score:2)
Re:Homeopathic version.. (Score:2)
Homeopathic dilution passed that mark 30 years ago.
You should have diluted to one sticker atom per 100,000 HomeoStickers sold... then it would be *really* effective.
Same ole magic magnet bit (Score:2)
Heh.
When you have oceanfront property in Missouri to sell me, let me know.
Checking on bogus claims (Score:4, Interesting)
I wrote to the FAA district office that covers Waco, Texas, asking if that endorsement was legitimate.
A few weeks later, I received a call from an anti-terrorism investigator at the Defense Criminal Investigation Agency. Apparently, someone had looked at the claim of FAA approval and the claim of U.S. Army approval [xcelplus.com], and decided that this might be a case of selling unapproved aircraft lubricants to the Department of Defense. So the case was referred to the sabotage/anti-terrorism investigators.
I'm not sure what happened then. But the spam has stopped, and XLPI is down from $0.50 to $0.04.
From the article . . . (Score:5, Informative)
It's very simple, really. Placebo effect [skepdic.com] and confirmation bias [skepdic.com]. These things drive all manner of quackery (naturopathy, chiropractic, acupuncture, etc.) and other pseudoscience. Confirmation bias is particularly powerful here as people don't want to admit they're stupid enough to have been duped into buying an overpriced sticker, even though they are.
Re:From the article . . . (Score:2)
Inconclusive (Score:4, Insightful)
1. Charging/Discharge period between inital tests and activator test were completely random.
2. Only one battery was used.
3. The setup was not similar to the conditions under which the activator would be used.
4. The battery type was not similar to a cellphone.
5. The device handling the charge and discharge of the battery was not a cellphone.
I certainly don't think this product is any good but a more controlled test would have been better.
Also, according to his test the activator gave a 3% boost to the battery. What is interesting is that it is 13 discharge cycles away from Run 1. The first three charge/discharge cycles clearly showed a dependency between # of cycles and battery life. To help clarify, it would have been nice if he kept the data from the intermediate 10 runs.
Maybe it did do something? I find it hard to believe though.
Re:Inconclusive (Score:3, Insightful)
With a smart charger that cuts all input once the battery is charged, that should have a negligible effect. Of the order of 1% total difference in run time, if any
2. Only one battery was used.
It's not conclusive evidence, but given the data failed to show any dramatic changes before/after the sticker was applied, I don't blame him for not repeating it with more batteries.
3. The setup was not similar to
Re:Inconclusive (Score:2)
Hmm how is one to qualify "should"? Do you know for a fact that this is the case? Can you prove it? Although, what I was speaking to was the time between test and run.
Yes, there were replicable conditions and measuring equipment. Pity that Pons and Fleishman didn't have those either.
Replicable conditions testing a dead camera batteries wit
Re:Inconclusive (Score:3, Informative)
As explained in the article (you did read it, right?), there are serious variations in mobile phone power consumption, even on a phone that's sitting in one spot. They may average out. They may not.
Power consumption into an identical load is a const
On a similar topic... (Score:2, Funny)
Right to be sceptical, but .... (Score:4, Insightful)
He also fails to repeat the experiment at all or do a control experiment, and even the one test run he does isn't exactly thorough. Also, he does appear find some improvement when using the sticker, just not as much as the company claims, so I don't see how he thinks he has shown that it doesn't work at all (except through his scientific arguments with which he apparently convinced himself even before he did the test of the impossibility the thing could work).
Most importantly - according to the company's website the device has been tested by TÜV and found to work! I'm MUCH more likely to believe the results of TÜV certification than some hobbyist's tests (TÜV is a government body which tests + approves almost everything in Germany - cars, buildings etc. People trust it to tell them if their car is fit to drive, so it is presumably capable of sufficiently thoroughly testing in determining whether some battery enhancer works as claimed.
Of course, given the incredibility of the claims regarding the device, I'm still not neccessarily convinced. I'm just saying lets not discard the possibility that it might actually work to some degree so quickly.
Instead of doing some quick hack-up test of the device, it would be much more useful if someone could start by looking at the TÜV and A-U-F tests (A-U-F is another independent body which allegedly found it to give a 31% increase in battery life to an old Nokia phone) and seeing whether they are for real, or whether there were any flaws in their method etc etc.
Re:Right to be sceptical, but .... (Score:2)
If the main site is slashdotted, just google for 'batterylife TÜV' - heres for example the first site found - a german article summarising what TÜV found (that it does in fact extend the battery life) - http://www.handy-market.com/news/3253/index.php
Re:Right to be sceptical, but .... (Score:2)
When their website was still responding I was able to look at an alleged english translation of the TÜV report (a PDF hosted on their website). Didn't save it though. I don't know whether TÜV is in the habit of publishing such reports (actually, I used to work on w
Re:Right to be sceptical, but .... (Score:2)
I guess some explanation for the TÜV test will come out eventually - it would be interesting to know how much it costs to buy a faked TÜV test for example
"/. has jumped the shark" (Score:2)
--
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Or try a free Nintendo DS, GC, PS2, Xbox. [freegamingsystems.com] (you only need 4 referrals)
Wired article as proof [wired.com]
Re:"/. has jumped the shark" (Score:2)
There is even one for cars (Score:2)
mdq55 [geocities.com] (PDF). I wonder if it is only an Argentiean scam or it is worldwide.
Tin Foil Hat Brainwave Amplifier (Score:2, Funny)
Pathological Science (Score:2)
To hell with the stupid Activator... (Score:2)
I am still waiting for a call back from NASA's purchasing department.
Sticky Bit (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Sticky Bit (Score:2)
OTOH it could just be complete bullshit.
Re:Sticky Bit (Score:2, Interesting)
The other side of this is that if you rotate the phone 180 degrees it will get worse. At best this is shielding your phone from noise from other more distant towers or other phones/other sources of noise, thus making the antenna more directional.
To completely shield your phone from noise wrap it completely in aluminum foil and put it in the microwave. (Microwave optional)
Re:Odd signal boosts (Score:2)
Re:Odd signal boosts (Score:2)
Most key fobs operate with an electrically short antenna so that it can fit in your pocket. (for example, mine uses 433MHz but its loop antenna has a circumference of only a few centimeters. A proper loop antenna for 433MHz would be 70 centimeters long).
The performance of electrically short antennas can often be enhance
Slashdot chewed over? (Score:5, Interesting)
Slashdot didn't "chew over" the original story. Slashdot simply re-posted the company's bullshit press release in it's entirity.
Was the story posted in the funny section? No.
Was there any comment from the editor regarding the product's obvious scam factor? No.
Was there an update to the story to say, "Whoops! We got suckered! Sorry." No.
So you see Slashdot didn't chew it over - Slashdot swallowed it whole.
The sticker + instructions works great! (Score:5, Interesting)
You see, the instructions quoted in the article tell you to fully charge and discharge the battery like 4 times.
Here is why:
If you discharge a lithium ion battery completely to 0 it could explode when you charge it. So there is a meter in the battery (usually) or on the logic board of the phone (not usually) that prevents total discharge. That is, at a pre-defined level of discharge, it turns the phone off. Now, the meter can get out of callibration. When you fully discharge and recharge the phone it can put the battery meter back into calibration, and doing it repeatedly will fix it better.
So you see, you might get up to about 30% more battery life, because the meter is out of whack and is cutting off your phone when there is still plenty of charge.
Basically they are selling you the instructions to fix your battery, plus a sticker that does nothing.
Computer batteries are the same way.
Disclaimer: Fully discharging Lithium batteries is bad for them. They do not develop memory like other battery types. However, when the meter is out of calibration it pays to do this a few times, just don't over do it, since you only get between 500 and 1000 full use cycles out of the batteries regardless of what you do.
Dan's Data (Score:2)
Dan always has great stuff, I check it regularly.
bad science against bad product (Score:5, Insightful)
Are people really this stupid?! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:"Serious error in judgment"? (Score:4, Interesting)
Would you care to explain which of those causes the Casimir effect?
As an aside, I agree with you that a sticker will not make batteries last longer. However, if someone else has tested it and found some anomalous effect, legitimate science has an obligation to try to reproduce the experiment - Most likely to refute it, but maybe, just maybe, to discover a radically new phenomena that no one noticed before.
Like the shape of the Earth. Or its location relative to the Sun. Or that rocks fall from space. Or the true spectrum of black body radiation.
Most of the time, such rigor will simply unmask charlatans. But to completely ignore reports of an unknown effect reduces science to no less a discipline of "faith" than any mainstream religion.
Casimir effect is electromagnetic (Score:3, Informative)
Re:"Serious error in judgment"? (Score:2)
Works for the game makers anyway.