Beware The Rotundus Rover 221
EasyTarget writes "Originally developed as a Mars Rover, the Swedish developers of the Rotundus are now pitching their all-terrain pendulum powered sphere as a robotic Security Guard. I'm sure I have seen this in action already."
Got Mirror ? (Score:1)
Re:Got Mirror ? (Score:5, Informative)
Welcome (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Welcome (Score:2)
I am a slashdot uid not a number!
Re:Welcome (Score:3, Insightful)
Dijjer links to movies (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:5, Insightful)
Not saying thats the case, just a thought.
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:2)
I will wait until the source is available before installing this one, thanks.
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:2)
Too bad that the Uni through which I'm hooked up doesn't allow P2P, it would be fun to try otherwise. They even have a Firefox extention, that's gotta count for something.
After browsing the "how it works" files is seems to be quite a lot of though behind it. (It's quite a bit more complex than BT
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:2)
on the project page.
The little bit of code I perused looks good.
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:2)
BitTorrent (Score:4, Informative)
Max initial upload 30KB/s.
Up for the next 24h or so.
Re:BitTorrent (Score:2)
Downloading right now, I'll be seeding it for the next seven hours at least.
Re:BitTorrent (Score:3, Informative)
Torrent [orb.com]
Tracker [69.236.33.186]
WOW Dijjer Blows the doors off bitTorrent (Score:2)
The obvious question on everyone's mind is "hey isn't this bit torrent?". the answer is no. It has the same effect (cooperative downloading) but the cool thing is that ANYTHING on the web is ready to download this way. That's right it's like someone created an torrent tracke
Re:WOW Dijjer Blows the doors off bitTorrent (Score:2)
Bittorrent requires someone to run a tracker, Dijjer requires someone to run a root node. I don't see any big breakthroughs here. Dijjer might have a slightly more userfriendly way for the publisher to seed his file but thats about it.
/greger
Re:WOW Dijjer Blows the doors off bitTorrent (Score:2)
Content providers could also use Dijjer to serve webapges--cant do that with bit-torrent. To give an example, imagine slashdot was served off of say a commodore 64 but required dijjer to access. it would probabbly work except for the dynamic personalized content. But you could not even think about doing that with bit torrent since
Re:WOW Dijjer Blows the doors off bitTorrent (Score:2)
You could, but there isn't much of a point since BT isn't very effective for small files.
Dijjer seems to be a neat pice of code though. GPL as well!
Re:WOW Dijjer Blows the doors off bitTorrent (Score:2)
Then you really aren't looking very hard.
The point with Dijjer is that the content distributor doesn't have to do anything to publish their content. The only purpose of the seed node is to bootstrap peers into the Dijjer network, once your peer starts up it doesn't need the seed node any more, irrespective of how many files you download. With BitTorrent, the tracker must
Re:Dijjer links to movies (Score:2)
Either did the first version of BitTorrent.
Nope, just uses that as a way to ensure that people are running Dijjer before they try the download. You can get any file direct by requesting from http://127.0.0.1:9115/[url]
not necessary (Score:2)
The Solution: Copy the friggin' link from their site!
http://127.0.0.1:9115/http://rotundus.cjb. n et/rotundus_outdoor.mpg
Hmmm.... what could I do with this?
http://rotundus.cjb.net/rotundus_outdoor.mp g
http://rotundus.cjb.net/rotundus_outdoor.mpg [cjb.net]
GOOD GOD IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
All that said, I'd rather we just used the Coral Cache
mork be nork... Chicken! (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Other uses? (Score:1, Funny)
Just so long as you dont taunt the happy funball.
Re:Other uses? (Score:1, Funny)
Where all the robots come together and have a well-dressed robot social.
Re:Other uses? (Score:5, Insightful)
Dogs?
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Re:Other uses? (Score:2)
Re:Other uses? (Score:2)
Re:Other uses? (Score:2)
Re:Other uses? (Score:3, Funny)
Just attatch a giant weasel to it, and let it go in random directions. Bet that toy will get some attention in the Kay Bee Toys display.
What can it do? (Score:4, Interesting)
When are robots like Rosie on the Jetsons going to be easily affordable?
Re:What can it do? (Score:2)
Re:What can it do? (Score:2)
About the same time that we get flying cars...
Re:What can it do? (Score:2)
They figured out step 2 (Score:1)
Step 3, Profit.
Re:They figured out step 2 (Score:2, Funny)
Step 2: Sell the rover to gullible, security conscious firms?
Re:They figured out step 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Step 2: Sell the rover to gullible, security conscious firms?
Clearly their intention...though I think they'd end up making more money by simply doing:
2. Fire Rick Berman out of a cannon, charging $5 admission to watch
Re:They figured out step 2 (Score:2)
Seen it before? (Score:2)
I'm not sure I agree with their marketing talk though: they claim that a single security officer can cost op to $200k for 24 hours. That seems rather steep...
Re:Seen it before? (Score:3, Funny)
Here's [80snostalgia.com] a group of them out on patrol.
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Think about it, you need at least four guards to have 100% coverage 24/7, and that's not including restroom breaks, training, vacation, or sick time.
That gives you $50k per guard, per year. That's not enough in the USA for armed security, that's barely enough for a guard who's marginally less likely to steal stuff than somebody else.
More realisticly you'll need at least 6-8 guards (once you get 4-5 guards you're going to need a supervisor). Then you're getting into minimum wage territory.
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Unless the grandparent post misquoted - the article is
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Now the question is - would you rather have 8 intuitive gaurds or a bunch of these things running around. While i think this would be a great supplement (hidden eyes/ears) that could check up on anything - including the gaurds - I would also prefer gaurds to be around.
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Um, you do realize that a ex con isn't legally allowed to carry or own a firearm, even in the USA?
There's an awful lot of unarmed 'security' even in the states, as you need to go up a few cuts in employee quality and training before you start handing out the firearms. Of
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Re:Seen it before? (Score:2)
Differences in definitions I guess.
Another article (Score:5, Informative)
slow server response... (Score:1, Funny)
Best error ever (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Best error ever (Score:2)
Re:Best error ever (Score:2)
Re:Best error ever (Score:2, Informative)
You mean CalTech? Did you notice the link is to a picture from the Prisoner? Did you notice its on an edu? Not related to the company OR the robot?
24 hour security (Score:5, Funny)
Wages: $20,000
Perks: $10,000
Employer contributions: $15,000
Caffeine required for continuous operation: $155,000
Re:24 hour security (Score:2)
It shows the security guard watching the sensors freak out and and saying something like "Damn technology. I wish I had just one good right now".
Seriously by the time you get done paying for the hardware + 'upgrades' (bug fixes for the software) + power costs + connsultants and technicians it would probably be cheaper to hire some rotweilers + handlers
And if that doesn't work... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And if that doesn't work... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And if that doesn't work... (Score:3, Funny)
Kids' parties are a tougher job...... (Score:2)
Re:Kids' parties are a tougher job...... (Score:2)
It was a hell of a lot of fun watching the ones that caught finally get it while viewing "Spartacus" in history the next year.
Re:And if that doesn't work... (Score:2)
You have 20 seconds to comply.
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I am now authorized to use force.
[gunshots]
Looks Kind like.... (Score:3, Funny)
The robot guard... (Score:3, Funny)
Mirror of rover.gif (Score:2)
Here's the linked image in the submission [rightbrainnetworks.com]
(This is probably the dumbest mirror ever, but oh well...)
Oh no! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:2)
I can see it now... (Score:2, Funny)
simple to defeat? (Score:1, Funny)
which is why i am in favour of robobally-cop havin' frickin' lazer beams on its head^H^H^H^Houter circumference, somewhere
Robot Floor Duster (Score:2)
Re:Robot Floor Duster (Score:2)
https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/telebrands/
A better marketing plan for Rotundus (Score:2, Funny)
1. Make rotundus smaller, of a size and weight of a bowling ball
2. Sell it to thoose guys which are trying picking up chicks from Bowling Arena.
3. Profit
Beware The Rotundus Rover (Score:3, Funny)
Beware of the British Leyland Rover as well.
Newspaper link (Score:2, Funny)
Note to self (Score:3, Funny)
2) find out who is #1?
3) plug the fucking keyhole on front door
It's not that bad... (Score:2, Funny)
"pendulum power"? (Score:3, Informative)
The Prisoner (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re:The Prisioner!!! (Score:2)
Closer to 40, actually.
Re:The Prisioner!!! (Score:2)
Re:The Prisioner!!! (Score:2)
And may I say for anyone who hasn't yet clicked the above link, "DON'T!"
No offense to the parent poster, but go and watch the series yourself and you'll appreciate a lot more. You'll also develop an irrational fear of balloons.
And to anyone who has seen the last episode, all I will say is "The leg bone's connected to the hip bone."
Re:The Prisioner!!! (Score:2)
Oh I know you tagged it as a spoiler, fair enough. It's just that I really liked the Prisoner and if someone else felt the same way I did, then it would be a shame if they couldn't enjoy it because they'd discovered it through the last episode first.
Just for the record, I read that it ended the way that it did because the studio pulled funding for it, so Patrik McGoohan had to skip right to the end and compress everything into the final episode.
And contrary to rest of humanity, I also enjoyed it, so
Re:The Prisoner!!! (Score:2)
Be seeing you.
Rock'n'roll (Score:2, Funny)
This gives the good old Rock'n'Roll a new dimension.
It just wants to be happy. (Score:4, Funny)
Sad little robot (Score:3, Insightful)
Might as well call it Marvin while you're at it.
This robot must be depressed. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This robot must be depressed. (Score:2)
Cool, a terrahawk! (Score:2)
And come with the perfect security guard voice of Winsdor Davis.
Has anyone done the Happy Fun Ball joke yet? (Score:5, Funny)
Meh.
... what a joke ... (Score:4, Interesting)
Granted, a camera that rolls around inside a sealed sphere is a neat idea by itself, but the suggested security applications are just plain poorly-thought-out.
Consider that anyone with a weighted net or a tube of epoxy could immobilize the thing. A tarp with sandbag corners could both blind and immobilize the unit.
Consider that even though it can be sealed to eliminate the chance of water dirt or mud getting inside, covering it with mud will make it useless anyway, especially if immobilized.
One quarter-can of spray paint should be enough to cover the whole ball. Sure its mobile, but if it's blind it's not useful.
It can't climb stairs or ladders and it can't rattle doorknobs. It can't look into windows at eye-level and it can't shine a flashlight into areas. It can't collar, beat up or shoot trespassers/transgressors. There's no mention of audio monitoring capability, either.
To quote TFA; "In the security business as a whole there is a strong pressure to replace humans with technology in order to reduce costs and increase security. Substantial savings are possible because a single security officer can cost up to $200,000 for a 24 hour service."
Sure, hiring real people to do security work is expensive, but you get real people doing the work, and the capabilities of real people are far greater than a camera-in-a-beachball.
To be fair, I'll also grant that human security guards may be prone to laziness, sleeping on the job, not being observant, etc. However, the idea that a rolling ball has enough capability to replace a real person (eyes and ears, a nightstick, a flashlight, a gun and a loop of keys) is pretty far out. Even patrolling parking lots seem like a stretch to me.
Re:... what a joke ... (Score:2)
By which time it has done it's job - there's the perp! The guy with five kilograms of freshly chewed gum! Despite what appears in the movies, real epoxy takes time to set, even if you mix it to set very fast (and get very hot in the process) it will not set in seconds. A net would do the job, by then they guy on the desk is wondering why alarms are going off about mobile camera two not being able to move.
Re:... what a joke ... (Score:2)
The unit can be immobilized easily, and blinded easily.
Any tourist in London can tell you about how fast the cops came after they were mugged or pick-pocketed in the tube. 10 minutes? 20 minutes?
I wouldn't leave beachball cameras in charge of an ice cream social.
Gimme ten seconds with a shovel while I'm wearin' a scarf and you'll have no clue who shut off the pansy digital eyes. One tube of Reynolds Wrap solves the entire problem, if you don't have a sho
Re:... what a joke ... (Score:2)
It's just a mobile camera that you can program to go where you like - I don't think these guys are really pretending it's anything else.
You don't leave machines in charge of anything. Fully automated plants still have someone to hit the big red button when something goes wrong - they may be a long distance away, but they still have control.
DARPA Grand Challenge (Score:2)
Re:Bowling anyone? (Score:2, Informative)
Anyone remember that toy called the "Go ball"?
Re:A few things (Score:2)
Re:It's a Droideka you ninnies! (Score:2)
If you want a good SciFi reference relevant to rolling balls of death, think Arena by Frederic Brown.