simPC - Your Grandparents' New Computer? 428
trs9000 writes "The Register has a blurb about simPC, an "idiot-proof" PC set to debut in May of this year. It seems like a step towards a thin-client world, though it is aimed primarily at the elderly. For about $400 for the box and a $13-per-month subscription, users get a box with a propietary OS and software preinstalled for online banking, spam filtering, virus detection and online storage. What users don't get is the ability to install software, burn CDs or download large files. Initial release is only for the Netherlands and Belgium."
My grandparents are dead (Score:4, Funny)
And isn't this the name of that Indian computer?
That's OK (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My grandparents are dead (Score:2)
They must not be Korean...
Re:And isn't this the name of that Indian computer (Score:3, Informative)
"A simPC is an easy and safe computer with a low price".
(Unelegant, word-for-word translation.)
JP
idiot-proof (Score:5)
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Funny)
Re:idiot-proof (Score:5, Informative)
I don't know what my neices are doing, but their PCs seem to soak up spyware like a sponge.
Stop clicking on "YES" when those popups appear on websites, kids!
Re:idiot-proof (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't know what my neices are doing, but their PCs seem to soak up spyware like a sponge.
I know exactly what they're doing [microsoft.com], and you can stop it [getfirefox.com]. Firefox's XPI system has a whitelist of approved plug-in sources reviewed by actual human beings, unlike ActiveX where any spyware publisher that slips Verisign a couple hundred USD can get on the whitelist. If you have a good enough software firewall on the nieces' PC, you can implement your own whitelist and prohibit explorer.exe and iexplore.exe from accessing any host outside of Microsoft.com, which should block spyware but not Windows Update.
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Funny)
They're curious kids. And as with teenage sex, they grab at whatever looks pretty without thinking too hard about what might come along with it, downloading all kinds of junk. I've tried to educate them in having a bit of restraint. (in downloading stuff... the sex thing is up to their parents (I hope))
Re:idiot-proof (Score:5, Informative)
Teenagers will not take this one. Too bland sluggish and weak for their taste. Speaking out of experience as I have one in the house and quite a few in the office (circa 20-30).
The PC on the picture is LeX. http://www.lex.com.tw/ [lex.com.tw]. It exists in 2 major incarnations - 533 MHz C3 and 800 MHz C3. The first is fully passive cooling, the second is fanned. Both incarnations have subvariants with 1-3 10/100 Realtek or 10/10/1000 Intel Ethernets. Video is Cyberblade with shared RAM, audio and on-board chipset is Via. There is 3", 2", CF and disk on chip connector on board. The standard disk is a 2". Can take up to 512MB 133 SDRAM using a single low profile DIMM. DC to DC convertor on board, external 12V DC power supply.
The 3 interface variety make very good firewalls and routers.
The price quoted on the website is barely just above what Lex charges for the 533 with a minimal disk or flash and minimal RAM. This means that it is running either Linux or QNX.
The systems are nice, but I would not recommend them for use in anything but a dedicated server/system or a diskless terminal.
The reasons for this are:
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Funny)
What about the damn teeagers who have to fix the 40 years old's PCs filled with pr0n dialers?
Stop replying to: "H...Awtt..Brittannee w4itz 4 U" mails, dads!
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Interesting)
Ho, the opposite also holds, I'm 29 and my dad is 54. Every time I need to use his PC, I am horrified to see he disabled virus scanners, ad-aware tools etc, and installed 'interesting' tools to connect to time servers on the internet etc. Worst of all, he's an engineer too, but doesn't seem to care too much (though he knows about these things). Mid-life crisis, I guess. His way of 'living on the edge'...
Z
Warning! (Score:5, Funny)
DonsimPC (Score:4, Funny)
-only $14.95-
* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to simPC.
* Caution: simPC may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* simPC Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use simPC on concrete.
Discontinue use of simPC if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse sweating
* Heart palpitations
If simPC begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
simPC may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, simPC should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of simPC, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of simPC include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
simPC has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt simPC.
simPC comes with a lifetime guarantee.
simPC
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Re:idiot-proof (Score:2, Funny)
"Make something idiot-proof, and they'll invent a better idiot."
Re:idiot-proof (Score:5, Funny)
-- Rich Cook
Idiot Proof it is Not (Score:4, Funny)
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Insightful)
Please.... A subscription model for computing? That's -so- 1970s mainframe era....
Maybe I'm biased, but that doesn't mean they aren't nuts.
Re:idiot-proof (Score:3, Insightful)
It's working for the mobile phone industry. I'm paying (or rather the comapny is :-)) something like 5 quid a month (with 100 quid down at the start) for the computing device which I use to run my always-on telecoms application+alarm clock and anoyingly addictive pool game.
If you think of this box as a fixed-line equivalent of a modern mobule phone, rather than a PC equivalent it makes a bit more sense.
Mind you, Amstrad
How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:5, Funny)
It's not easy selling computers to people who don't buy computers. WebTV was a lot cheaper than this, and sold very poorly, not because it wasn't a good value but because it was targeted
at people who don't buy this stuff! At $400 + $13/mo, you not only have the "I'm just not interested" factor, but also the "are you kidding, I can't afford that!" factor.
I just don't understand why people keep trying these "basically it's a crippled PC" business models. It's been proven so many times that even with a decent product and huge marketing budget, they just don't sell.
On related note, I'd like to share a little secret about the Philips Sonicare [sonicare.com] toothbrush. Now, anyone who's used the Sonicare knows that this thing really does a fantastic job on teeth and gums. It's got some seriously powerful, high frequency action. Well, it turns out that the slender angled neck is perfect not only for reaching those tricky back molars, but is also perfectly suited for navigating the details of the inner labia. WARNING: do not stampede for the clitoris! The Sonicare is just too powerful to go there without careful warming up. You should probably also steer clear of the bristly side at first. I strongly recommend enabling the 14-day EasyStart feature, which gradually ramps up
the power as she becomes comfortable with it. Good luck!
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2)
The site says it can't burn CDs, and though there are no hardware (or software -- but my money's on Linux, as it touts being able to play "some" games and use "approved" printers, which sounds like Wine to me) specs, there is a floppy disk in one photo, so possibly it has a floppy drive. Also it needs DSL, probably an internal DSL modem with an RJ11 jack -- maybe someone could hack a network connection out of that. Anyway, if it gets boring, t
Re:not really hackable (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:3, Insightful)
The Soniccare starts at $50. You can get a high quality, variable-speed vibrator for far less, and still have money for cheap dinner or a few drinks.
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:3, Interesting)
Is a crippled PC even worth it?
Actually...for $400 and a subscription it better be a pretty decent PC, and the subscription better cover basic internet access.
E-machines used to be free with a two year MSN subscription. That seems like a better deal for idiots.
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2, Interesting)
The Sonicare is about $70 and just has the bristly head as well as you have to restart it every 2 minutes... not a good thing for orgasmic pleasure.
Just pony up the extra $30 and get one that doesn't need to be recharged AND actually works... for that purpose, that is.
Why would old people buy a PC? (Score:5, Interesting)
So what would a computer designed for the elderly with money be like?
Do you think that they went out and actually asked anyone over 70 years old what they would want in a computer? Not likely. Probably just had a few focus groups of five or six 20-somethings with coffee and doughnuts throwing stupid suggestions at each other. Like "Let's make it real easy to use!" (meaning: "Let's make it real easy to buy!").
If I were really old then my body would be not functioning well, and I would not be happy about it. So what would I want in a computer?
Well, since no young people like to live the old and the middle aged people are too busy and have enough money to get away from them, the elderly tend to live alone and lonely. They have fragile bones and if they fall down they tend to stay down a lot longer than they would forty years ago.
So how about a PC with a microphone that will dial (the number that connects any telephone line to the authorities in the USA) and pre-recorded message requesting help to come to their address when they yell a specific phrase from the floor? A phrase like "Help! I've fallen and I can't move!". Or, "Help! I'm having a heart attack".
How about if the PC could interface with the medical equipment that they have bought with your inheritance money? So they could just buy the sensor part and have this $400 PC do all the digital work that all expensive microprocessors inside each piece of expensive home medical equipment is now doing?
How about an autodialer for the phone so that they can just say "Mildred? Are you home?" at the PC and have the PC dial Mildred and act like a telephone instead of having painful arthritic fingers trying to stab at little buttons that they can't see anyway on a cheap plastic phone that doesn't work well because it's been dropped so many times because it's so hard for an old person to hold?
How about a good fast flatbed scanner interface so that they can put a paper or letter on the scanner surface and actually be able to read it on PC screen in big, big letters that can be seen with eighty-year-old eyes?
If you are seriously trying to make a PC that old people will buy, then make a PC that is seriously helpful to older people.
Re:Why would old people buy a PC? (Score:4, Funny)
Including that really nice Nigerian man that they just met that has a little problem he needs some help with.
You're right (Score:3, Interesting)
This arrogance in the computer industry is getting on my nerves already, and I _am_ a programmer. The whole "if you get bitten by our bugs or piss-poor design, you're an idiot luser" attitude.
The fact is, since everyone just has to compare computers to cars, computers and especially software nowadays are at the point where cars were in 1900. They were a fragile, shoddy contr
Re:You're right (Score:3, Insightful)
Most people actually _want_ ABS, TCS, ESP and other aides on their cars. Might not want a price hike for them, but they do want a car that brakes over a shorter distance or which doesn't go in a spin if you go too fast in a curve. That's just the kind of good stuff that the car industry did to help the users.
On the other hand, I
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2, Interesting)
By the way, maybe it was offered as a counterexample to the "crippled PC" marketing concept. Not only is it a toothbrush, it's also a sex toy! And it does both well, instead of one thing half as well like the computer.
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:5, Funny)
Only if you're Linda Lovelace. [imdb.com]
Otherwise, that would be the uvula.
~Philly
sex ed for geeks. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. (Score:2, Interesting)
Doctor: I won't beat around the bush, Babs.
Babs: Is it bad?
Doctor: In a nutshell, your uvula is on the fritz. Which reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!
Babs: Who's there?
Doctor: Babs' uvula.
Babs: Babs' uvula who?
Doctor: I don't know, Babs. But I do know this - you've really let your uvula go to the dogs.
Babs: Yes.. I have..
Sister: I'd like to share this with you, Sis. [ opens a greeting card ] "To Babs: It'll behoove ya', to care for your uvula! Love, S
hmm, don't know about this one... (Score:3)
Re:hmm, don't know about this one... (Score:2, Insightful)
Or (Score:4)
Re:Or (Score:3, Insightful)
Wow. Someone didn't even read the Slashdot story summary.
HINT: It doesn't run Windows.
Re:Or (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh, well, no discussion of a new device, computer, or OS is complete without a bunch of Macintosh folks saying that the Macintosh did it all better and did it all first.
But, no, the Mac Mini does not do this. Macintoshes are a little easier to maintain than Windows machines, but parents and grandparents can easily screw them up. I know: I have been in the position of fixing them.
Another problem w
Re:Or (Score:3, Informative)
That's funny, of all the hardware I use on my Mac, the scanner was the only one that wasn't automatically recognized and configured by the OS. I can't imagine what kind of freaky peripherals you must be using that required hours of fiddling, downloads, and software
Re:Or (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Or (Score:3, Informative)
The Mac has plenty of decent software, especially software that the elderly would be using (online banking, email, web browsing, watching movies).
Maybe it doesn't have a terrific array of games and specialty softare, but somehow I don't expect Granddad to be hosing down aliens with a flamethrower in Halo2.
Re:Or (Score:3)
Re:Or (Score:3, Interesting)
Or, a specialized client software such as Quicken, Eudora or iTunes.
You mac lunatics always
For the record, I don't own a Mac. I owned an Apple IIe in 1984. But I think they are perfectly decent computers.
Fine, what software would your grandpa use which isn't on a Mac?
Re:Or (Score:2)
Re:Or (Score:2, Troll)
Mac wins.
wasn't this called... (Score:2)
iOpener? (Score:3, Insightful)
LOL! (Score:5, Insightful)
I bet this is dead within 6 months because it's so stupid.
Why? (Score:2)
Old or not, once people realize it's useless, they won't like it.
-thewldisntenuff
Like my Granny used to say... (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, so Granny drank a hell of a lot...
A computer for the Alzheimer's demographic (Score:2)
This is genius.
Hasn't this been done before? (Score:2)
The name you're looking for is... (Score:2)
That's the computer for parents and grandparents. I'm a windows weenie and I can see that.
How long before they are free... (Score:3, Insightful)
With a $200 to $300 wholesale cost, they can make their money back in a year on a unit, not counting what they make with targetted advertising on their captive audience.
Lock in grandma to a 2 year contract and you're set!
Bundle in a few Tivo-esque features... they are already set for VOIP... might be the killer app(s) for the grandparents!
You're six years late... (Score:3, Interesting)
I know because I got one. I still couldn't believe it when the UPS man showed up with the boxes. It may be that there are VERY FEW things in life that are free, but this was one of them.
They were cheapie little Compaqs with a Cyrix M-II CPU but at least you could brag that the price/performan
Nope. (Score:2)
Not to mention, most older folks probably won't think about buying a computer without talking to somebody who has one. And, of course, this bunny box will be universally unrecommended.
Misses the point (Score:5, Insightful)
In my experience this is precisely what elderly people want to do with their PC's.
I think a configured Mac mini with it's stable, easy to use operating system hooked up to a DSL router (ie it holds the connection for you - not the computer) is probably just as easy to use and has more of the stuff that grandparents actually want to do.
As a side note, the proprietry OS scares me. What happens when the company goes under and there's something wrong that prevents the OS from loading (like hardware failure). Say bye-bye to the last 5 years of photos and letters from the grandkids.
Re:Misses the point (Score:2)
Re:Misses the point (Score:2)
Re:if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid b (Score:2)
I know that if you've got boot you've got root, I'm just saying that it will be a royal pain in the ass recovering info from such a custom system.
Re:if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid b (Score:2)
The hardware should be standard though. I expect that with the right screwdriver you could open it up and pull the hard disk in a few minutes, attach it to your PC/Mac. I'd lay money it's running Linux; in any case there's no reason to encrypt the disk (unoless they're paranoid about modders) so some standard driver should be able to read it.
stupid business model (Score:2)
$400? And I don't get to do with it what I want? And everything is proprietary?
That's an easy call (Score:2, Interesting)
I dunno about updates, though. I know you could use Apple Remote Desktop/VNC, but it'd be nice if I could patch Granny's Mac over SSH.
Re:That's an easy call (Score:4, Informative)
You can.
ssh in, then:
softwareupdate -l to list available updates.
softwareupdate -i [name of package] to install the one you want.
reboot (or shutdown -r) to reboot.
Re:That's an easy call (Score:3, Informative)
softwareupdate -ia; shutdown -r +30
to install all available updates and reboot the machine in 30 minutes (adjust time according to how fast your connection is or to reboot when convenient for the end-users)
IMHO they need to add an option to softwareupdate to have it automatically reboot upon completion of all the installations, if a reboot is required by any updates.
~Philly
Re:That's an easy call (Score:3, Informative)
Re:That's an easy call (Score:2)
~Philly
SimPC? Dont you mean MiniMac? (Score:2)
I have one. (Score:5, Funny)
I just purchased an old Pentium Pro, MS-DOS box for $10 and it has all these features. Looks like my system was just ahead of its time.
A Mac Mini Meta-Comment (Score:5, Insightful)
iMac Mini is much more expensive (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive (Score:2)
And I don't see anywhere it says this simPC thing comes with a monitor either.
Has many issues even without the 1000lb gorilla (Score:3, Insightful)
Apart from the awful name the proprietary OS and monthly fee are a huge, massive turn off - what happens to your data when the monthly fee runs out? I am assuming that since they are meaning this for the simplest of folk that all data is held remotely and they own it, and it's in some wonky format they will be reluctant to free it from. Heck, even if the data is local to the box you may still have the data format
Re: (Score:2)
Re:8bit revolution (Score:2)
Douglas Adams said it... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe It's Time To Give Up! (Score:2)
Most people tend to stick with whatever tec
Definately not my grandparents (Score:2)
It's histerical when they call and we aren't home. They don't understand the concept of talking to a robot who takes your message... it's silly to them. Making for some comical messages.
So I don't think my grandparents will be hopping on this product.
would rather they get a cell phone. But no... invisible wires are scairy... might trip on them.
But... (Score:2)
Why not get... (Score:3, Interesting)
Simple interface. Mail program filters out most all the spam you get. No need for worrying about getting a virus.
Why would I want a PC if the Mac mini is available?
fraud waiting to happen (Score:2)
Bank account numbers and personal information going through a new, closed operating system targeted towards old people?
Who's going to scam them out of their money first, the usual scammers or the company itself? Or both working together?
Re:fraud waiting to happen (Score:2)
an idiot proof PC (Score:2)
Virus Scanner? (Score:2)
Old idea. (Score:2)
Tried this at SagePort :: Just one problem (Score:2)
I listened to many meetings on this crap and as a consultant pointed out that besides the Intel POS that they were using with a proprietary Linux that we couldn't modify w/o Intel's approval, they just wouldn't accept the reality that the retirement centers and elderly at home with 2/3rds of the US money don't give a rats ass about the IT World. TiVo is cool to them because they can record their shows. That's about it.
A
Buy Grandma a Macintosh! (Score:3, Insightful)
Easier to use. As close to trouble-free as a computer can be, for the user and the tech support (you, their son or grandson).
Grandma still has spam and phishing to worry about, but what platform doesn't?
I've been on the "Buy Grandma a Macintosh" campaign for years. And now it makes more sense than ever.
Don't mock the elderly (Score:2)
Yep, a Mac. A used iMac (Score:4, Insightful)
We also have her grandson across the street, and by buying her an Airport Base Station, we were able to connect her to his hi-speed internet.
I think Simple Finder could work, but in her case I just made a little AppleScript that opens Mail, Safari, iPhoto, iTunes, and iChat (She has 640MB RAM so there's no problem). I just want to let her launch everything with one touch, let her sort using Expose, and then quit when she wants.
No virus worries. Simple machine w/40GB drive. Damn cute looking. No noise (convection cooled). We may even add an iSight (600Mhz G3 is the minimum spec for this). This really is the perfect grandparent machine.
Live CDs (Score:3, Informative)
Hard to sell when no one they know has one. (Score:5, Insightful)
When I was a teen, they had Commodores. I went to college, got into the x86 architecture (though not into Windows) and after some years, my parents made the move to PC's as well. Most of my computer-owning relatives have PC's as well - my sister and her husband, aunts on both sides.
Now, I've had Macs for the last few years. I still have a Linux PC as well, but I've been making it clear to them that Windows is bad mojo, and - perhaps more importantly - that I am only going to offer them limited help with their Windows PC's. (I support Windows PC's for a living, and don't like doing it for free.) They've seen my Macs. They know I'm happy with them. And they know my Macs do nifty stuff and don't have the security problems Windows has.
My sister and her husband have a bad case of Mac envy right now, and are saving up for one. They had been saving for an $800 eMac, but boy, does that $500 Mac mini look appealing.
My parents just made a "things to buy" list, and there's an Apple logo on it. Again, I think the Mac mini will appeal to them, since they've already got a monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.
Where I'm going with this is: some grandparents and other people may buy a Simputer or whatever if they see Ed McMahon flogging it on an infomercial, but these days, a lot of folks have descendants or friends who are "tech-savvy," and they look to them for advice. And if those "tech-savvy" folks don't have, or don't like, a Simthingy, they'll be recommending something else, whether it's a PC or a Mac.
AOL tried this (Score:3, Interesting)
so here comes a product that, by going it alone, succeeds completely at what AOL had attempted. And guess what? Its going to be so lame and limited even grandma is going to say "WTF!?" Besides, the usual deal with AOL was a big box retailer selling a cheapo PC and saying "we'll knock the price down to $400 IF YOU SIGN UP TO TAKE AOL FOR 2 YEARS" How is this a better deal? That way at least I got a PC with a widely supported [and targeted] if mediocre OS.
I don't think grandma is goin to use a computer until it dawns on her that there is something she really wants and it can be done on the computer. Grandma is 60 years old and long ago decided she knows what she wants...I'm not stupid, arrogant or hopeful enough to think I could change her mind.
Having tried to set my aged mother up with a PC that would not help theives to her bank account, I know elderly newbies deal poorly with passwords and generally regard even the most common security steps for computer use as an impediment and an affront. Does this $400 box come with surreptitious biometric lock-outs? If not, sales will be as lame as the product.
Re:This is a smart idea (Score:5, Funny)
Most business plans are great if they can be made to work.
Re:Already tried (Score:2)
Re:Um.. Obvious question... (Score:2)
It comes with email filtering against spam and viruses. Obviously Windows viruses aren't going to do any harm on this, but the owners are still going to worry about them. Even if harmless, just deleting dozens of them every day is a pain.