Robot Makers Say World Cup Will Be Theirs By 2050 345
mindpixel writes "The Scotsman is reporting that the Japanese are very confident they can build a robotic team that will win the World Cup by 2050 using a descendent of the 38cm tall VisiON which operates completely independently of human input, making its own decisions based on information that it perceives with its 360 degree vision, and is able to recognise the football, approach it and deliver a hefty kick. It is also able to identify an opponent and shield the ball in much the same way as a human player does."
im going to watch that (Score:3, Funny)
in my flying car !
Re:im going to watch that (Score:2)
Sure (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Sure (Score:4, Insightful)
Psst... they already do play soccer:
http://www.robocup.org/02.html [robocup.org]
What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:5, Funny)
Will the robots also be able to fall down and scream in 'agony' when the opposition barely nicks them in the hope of getting a easy penalty?
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2, Interesting)
I was wondering about the 3 "rules" of robotics. Namely will these robots not get aggressive in their gameplay to avoid harming a human being? If they move out of the way to prevent hurting an oncoming player then the only thing they'll have going for them is the goalie.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:5, Insightful)
In fact, military purposes are one of key fields for robots.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:3, Insightful)
So yeah, if someone pr
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
If you don't want to treat something as an intelligent being, don't make it an intelligent being. That's my guess as to how things will be done. I don't want to be born a silicon shell on this planet any time soon.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:3, Insightful)
What exactly is the point of war if people don't die?
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:3, Insightful)
If he were the leader of almost any other country, he'd be in the dock at the Hague awaiting a War Crimes trial.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2, Insightful)
Curious... if there are no/low casualties resulting from this politically-correct warfare, how, exactly, will that lead to extinction? We can't have "safe" wars, because it would be too dangero
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Re:Fiction... (Score:3, Interesting)
The biggest problem is that Asimov's 3 Laws require complete information, which is not possible. Opening a door could hurt a human on the other side, therefore no robot can open a door. If you walk backwards or in the dark, you might step on a baby, so you can't do that either. And so it goes, making any action not possible. At the sime time, a robot is supposed to act to save people from harm. In addition, this all assumes the
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:5, Funny)
The italian robots, tho', will fall without anyone in a 1,5m radius.
The argentinian robots will use their hands, and they will have 8 of them.
The german robots will be be very fair
The french robots will have so much cosmetics enhancements because of all the commercials they play in, that they will be barely able to run.
The british team wont have a robot goalkeeper.
The us robots will make everybody laugh but nobody will show it. Despite their advanced design (and the heavy armor of the goalkeeper) their programmation will be terrible. They wont get anything of the game and will err randomly on the field and will even fall when there isnt anybody in a 5 meters radius. Yet the referees will still continue to be really really nice to them since the fifa will still want the us market.
As for Brasil, they won't have any robots but real players and will continue to win.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:2)
Brazil will still win with a secondary human roster.
US will show up with football players with pads and an american football robot.
English robots will have to carry 10x the armor to protect themselves from insane crowds who try to light them on fire.
Re:What about feigning Injuries?? (Score:3, Funny)
BOY: LES BLEUS, they...they scored!
HIS DAD: Relax kid, it's only a commercial.
(for the ignorant, the French team, the defending world cup champions, did not score a single goal during the world cup finals!)
I'm surprised no one has said this yet. (Score:4, Funny)
~X~
Hmmm... (Score:2)
Maybe they should volunteer to help Bush make a colony on Mars while they're at it.
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2, Informative)
You mean this [japan-101.com]?
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2)
I suppose the Windows 2050 "Processors" will get trounced in the quarterfinals by the Linux 2050 "Beowulf Clusters" 5-1, to the delight of the fans watching on cornea-integrated-media-delivery systems.
Of course, same robots will be busy eradicating the last of mankind to "restore peace and democracy" in the "digital world."
Re:Hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Announcer:
And Tux, who's come off of a left paddle injury with tremendous intensity here in the quarterfinals, takes the ball down the field. Score is still tied 0-0 with just twelve seconds on the clock to do it for the second half....He gets past Beastie with an impressive stutter step....HE GETS IN RANGE....THE GOALIE GETS DOWN....DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
Let's check our official Netcraft judges panel--and they're going to count it! *BSD is dead!
Autonomous robots and the dangers thereof (Score:2)
Physical contact (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Physical contact (Score:3, Insightful)
It's a foot and a half (38cm) tall and weighs five pounds (2.4kg)! I'm no physicist, but I can imagine what would happen.
Re:Physical contact (Score:2)
And/or funny.
Kick legs (Score:2)
Re:Kick legs (Score:2)
A bit more to it than that (Score:3, Insightful)
If only soccer was as easy as a bit of shielding and hefty kicking !
Re:A bit more to it than that (Score:2, Interesting)
I've had several conversations with pro-level soccer players from Europe, and they've for the most part said the same thing about Americans; technically, we're better than most other countries. Unfortunately, as we've seen, that doesn't nec
Re:A bit more to it than that (Score:2)
human players are allowed to talk to each other (Score:2)
Re:human players are allowed to talk to each other (Score:2)
Re:human players are allowed to talk to each other (Score:2)
Re:human players are allowed to talk to each other (Score:2)
Bones vs. Titanium (Score:2, Insightful)
No shit.. (Score:2)
Re:No shit.. - Spikes (Score:2)
Re:No shit.. (Score:2)
I'll be impressed (really!) if they can do it and meet a reasonable set of restrictions to make it a "fair" competition. Self-contained, bipedal, height between 170 and 190 cm, total weight on the field under 100 kg, no fuel intake during a period, some reasonable restrictions on anatomy (eg, no trick arms for throw-ins, 360-degree rotating heads, or knees/hips tha
Re:No shit.. (Score:3, Interesting)
If they are restricted in their power sources to roughly the same energy density as carbohydrates and muscle, then it's a much greater challenge. They will be making the same tradeoffs as humans: sprint now to get there, if it means being winded for a little while afterward?
Re:skill beats might in football (Score:2)
entirely stupid announcement for some cheap publicity... there's no point in putting machines vs. man on playing football.
just like there's no point in car vs. man in 100m hurdle or a marathon....
Re:skill beats might in football (Score:2)
Red Cards (Score:2)
I for one, (Score:2)
--LWM
Very close already... (Score:5, Funny)
I needs no batteries or wheels. However, it is 24 feet wide and 8 feet high. If the ball is stiffly inflated, we can actually reduce the size of this robot down to about 23 feet wide by 7.5 feet tall.
Re:Very close already... (Score:3, Funny)
As long as they're not white (Score:5, Funny)
Re:As long as they're not white (Score:2)
and then try to remember what they were doing in the first place.
Battlebots and Robot Wars (Score:2)
Re:Battlebots and Robot Wars (Score:2)
300 lbs "spinning thingies" aren't really intelligent nor particularly interesting. I mean theree basically two robots. The wedge, and the thingy with a huge, slow, weak hydraulic "pincer" of some sort that spins around.
Most matches are just attrition, e.g. who's robot will fail first and not which one will actually destroy the other.
Oh and fuck humanity!
secret play (Score:4, Funny)
Snake oil (Score:5, Insightful)
Content-free statements like the 2050 press release is what gives AI a bad name. Serious AI researchers would be well advised to ostracized people who make such half hazardly statements, yet they seem to embrace them: the overly (and misguidedly) ambitious robot soccer competition is part of the main conference in the field (IJCAI).
Correction (Score:2)
From the article.. (Score:2, Funny)
Roy Keane? Staying power? World Cup? They sent him home! [bbc.co.uk]
And one more thing... (Score:5, Funny)
making its own decisions based on information that it perceives with its 360 degree vision, and is able to recognise the football, approach it and deliver a hefty kick. It is also able to identify an opponent and shield the ball in much the same way as a human player does.
And if that doesn't convince you they'll win the World Cup, perhaps you need a demonstration of the man-killing laser beams that shoot out of their eyes, meatbag.
Obligatory Americanism (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Americanism (Score:2)
Shape Up (Score:5, Funny)
"a descendent of the 38cm tall VisiON"
38cm = 14.9606299 inches, or about a foot and two inches
Nothing to fear here. Except maybe leg-humping offenses.
Re:Shape Up (Score:2)
Judge me by my size, do you?
Yes and general voice recognition is 30 years away (Score:2)
Strangely the 30 year distance from "now" has been in effect for several decades. It seems the problem gets progressively more difficult, the better it is understood.
I guess the same is true for the robot-issue: Allways just not quite in reach.
Bah the Clones Will Win! (Score:2, Funny)
obligitory (Score:2)
I for one welcome our new soccor playing robot over lords.
I'm an avid soccer player and soccer is by no means a clumsy sport. It requires an ample amount of finace and agility. I don't see a robot achieving this. This is based simple on the fact that a robot the dimensions of a human being would probable way two or three times as much. thus having significantly more momentum to overcome on say on a simple move.
because I can't help it (Score:5, Funny)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
<ducks>
Kicking and blocking aren't the only things (Score:3, Interesting)
Also, there's the interesting question of logistics: will the World Cup champion team want to play against a team of robots? How would you like to miss the ball and kick your shin right into a robot's aliminum alloy leg? Ouch!
Just Curious (Score:2)
Kinda unfair (Score:2)
Re:Kinda unfair (Score:2)
Re:Kinda unfair (Score:2)
Maybe not but enhanced humans, yes! (Score:2)
World Cup - Robo Style (Score:2)
I've got a bad feeling about this... (Score:2)
But the real question is... (Score:4, Funny)
What an arbitrary claim (Score:2)
And what did "The Scotsman" do? They gave it to them. Why? To sell newspapers.
There are so many other "robot" claims that could have been made, each with much deeper ramifications. (like robotic cars that drive themselves, or robots in combat, or robots performing tasks too dangerous for humans, robotic pilots, robotic servants, even robotic dogwalkers, the list goes on endlessly), but none of those predictions (as life-changing and u
Gaming the challenge (Score:2)
Re:Gaming the challenge (Score:2)
celebration (Score:2)
Yeah.. (Score:2)
"We have a red card for leg severing!"
"Oh no...looks like Beckham got caught in the pulveriser! Will he make it folks?!
A couple of thoughts (Score:2)
Second, 360 degree vision. Again, that's quite an advantage to the robots - literally "eyes in the back of their head".
A bit fairer competition would be 180 cm tall robots with 180 degree vision. Let's throw in a restriction that the robots be bipedal, too - no hiding the ball among 8 legs or some such...
"complete harmony" (Score:2)
WTF?? Yeah right. I don't know why we humans fight wars when all vestiges of dis-harmony could be eliminated by one team beating the other in soccer/football.
Ouch (Score:2)
Could you imagine the bruises you'd get from playing this robot army?
Just imagine though (Score:2)
Vision systems will allow them to map the trajectory of the ball onto their own appendage with pixel accuracy, figuring out the precise power and angle of the return kick necessary to land that ball anywhere they want (within reason).
And where vision fails, touch sensors on the surface of the foot will be able to figure out what part of the ball they are touching, and what s
I, for one.. (Score:2, Insightful)
Well sure the VisiON looks impressive (Score:2)
komatsu (Score:2)
Yeah, and I got a (Score:3, Insightful)
Apples and oranges, peeps. Sure, it's interesting, having robots and stuff. But this fetish about machine/human competition misses a big point, and is just plain dumb.
Re:It reads so much better... (Score:2)
Re:But... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But... (Score:2)
Re:Umm, rules anyone/ (Score:2)
Re:Umm, rules anyone/ (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe the Italian robots.
Re:a simple one - GO (Score:2)
Here's the secret, make moves that don't make any sense in the short run but fit in with a larger strategy. The AI can't really predict beyond a few moves so it starts playing really stupidly.
Go is hard for computers because there are so many possible moves. A human can understand the abstract nuance of the game