How Do I Disable My Gadgets' LEDs? 259
pHatidic writes "My college dorm room is never dark, even with the lights turned off. This is because of LEDs. Between the Airport Express, laser printer, surge protector, and Logitech mouse there is the constant nuissance of light polution. The powerbook has to take the cake though, with a green LED built into the power adapter and a white pulsating LED indicating it's in sleep mode so bright that I can actually detect it even with my eyes closed. Short of actually unplugging all of my devices every day, is there any way to disable all of these LEDs so I can actually get some sleep?"
OK, so this won't turn off your LEDs... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
Black Electric Tape (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:5, Insightful)
Or, if you prefer (as I do), use the "handy man's secret weapon": duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything.
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
use two. or three. The thicker, the better.
Personally at home, I have an AC in my room with a freakin bright green LED displaying the temperature and functional mode, and also a rechargable mouse with a bright green battery.
I have a sock hanging over the AC, and an old Best Buy Receipt folded in half, then half again over the mouse (happens to be the receipt for the mouse...)
Those work wonders. Really. Now the noise of the AC could use some work, but I don't have a w
The final deaththows of Slashdot.... (Score:5, Funny)
A) Black electrical tape
Mod) +4 insightful
Need I say more...
Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... (Score:5, Funny)
Q) My feet hurt when I walk on pavement. What should I do?
A) Wear shoes.
Q) The sun is bright; how can I keep it from hurting my eyes?
A) Try sunglasses.
Q) I took the screws off the hinges of my door, and now it doesn't stay closed. How do I solve this dilemma?
A) Screw the hinges back on.
Q) Why I am so stupid?
A) You might as well just kill yourself.
And this is modded insightful?
Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... (Score:2, Insightful)
On second thought, I guess I'm complaining more about the fact that a question with such an obvious answer was even allowed on Ask Slashdot.
Oh, wait.
Nevermind.
Ask Slashdot.
Slashdot. Slashdot editors.
My bad.
Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... (Score:2)
And this is modded insightful?
We really need a "Bloody evident" moderation.
Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, and every comment that gets rated "Bloody evident" gets automatically submitted to the US Patent Office.
Re:The final deaththrows of Slashdot.... (Score:2)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:5, Funny)
Cheaper, effective.
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
While being transported to the nearest detox center by ambulance, you will be constantly fed grain alcohol to avoid the wood alcohol from being absorbed.
I know if I do it from my place, I get a free ride to toronto (a good solid 2 hours) and all the booze I can drink for those 2 hours. Strangely, I have yet to do it.
Everyone has suggested taping the LEDS.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Everyone has suggested taping the LEDS.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:3, Interesting)
A. Not aesthetically pleasing.
B. Black electrical tape is known to come off of smooth objects with little effort if the object is exposed to a reasonable amount of heat. Eighty+ degrees Fahrenheit if I were to guess. Hopefully you don't keep a computer in that hot of an environment, though! (unless you get lucky you college nerd; queue drum line.)
C. This kinda goes with A. When you take black electrical tape off of some
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:5, Informative)
Pop down to your local photographic supplies shop and get some black photographer's tape. It's designed to stop photons, not electrons, it's a lot cheaper, it's not as gooey and stretchy, and it's better at coping with heat.
Oh, and solving the "black tape electrical goo" problem mentioned in the parent post isn't that hard, it dissolves pretty well in lighter fluid.
Lighter fluid??? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, 'cause once you've got the goo from the tape on your expensive electronics you're certainly gonna wanna douse it all in lighter fluid.
I suggest leaving it plugged in and turned on while you're applying the lighter fluid. Send us pictures. =)
Don't wipe coated plastics with lighter fluid! (Score:3, Funny)
Um, spray WD-40 on a rag and wipe with the rag, don't spray it directly on your toys (I didn't think I'd have to mention that, but then I remembered the original question).
Ever heard of Bestine? (Score:3, Informative)
The best product for dissolving glues or other adhesives without damaging plastics is this stuff called Bestine, which I believe is actually hexane. It's sold in art supply shops as a thinner for rubber cement.
Gotta be careful with it as it's highly flammable, but there's nothing else like it. Wipes away stuff that would otherwise be a major pain in the ass to
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:3, Interesting)
B)Electrical tape is designed for heat very well. It's probelm is that it does like to stretch.
c) Lighter fluid, or another other cleaning solution(including fresh tape)
My router and cable modem lights boher me. they both have tape on them I haven't had any of the probelm you say. (A) is easy since everyything is black anyway (b) I use good electrical tape, not the $.50 roll stuff but the $3.00 a roll stuff (C) Electrical tapes greatest secert i
Use gaffer's tape instead. (Score:2)
Trimming electrical tape with scissors is trivial, to fit the exact shape of the LED you're covering. Until I unplugged the bulb, it was the only thing keeping me sane whe
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:5, Funny)
So remember, the tape you use must be opaque.
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
better solution in one word: (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Power Switch (Score:2)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
Thus the reflective part effectively blocks pretty much all the light, reflecting it back into the surf
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
The first time in 20 years I have asked; "does every device NEED an LED?"
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
Re:Black Electric Tape (Score:2)
Cut or hide? (Score:3, Interesting)
Unplug it at the wall.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Why do people insist on running things 24x7...
gus
Re:Unplug it at the wall.... (Score:2)
If you don't know why they need to run it, then how can you suggest they unplug it?
Re:Unplug it at the wall.... (Score:2)
I want to know why somebody with a mod point thought a suggestion that completely disables the functionality of his devices would be an 'interesting' solution.
Re:Unplug it at the wall.... (Score:2, Funny)
Put everything under the bed! (Score:3, Informative)
-psy
One way I solved... (Score:5, Informative)
One idea (Score:4, Insightful)
Bluetack (Score:2, Insightful)
Aesthetic Geek.
Void your warranty (Score:2)
Problem solved.
Or masking tape, that works.
Lightweight (Score:2)
Black Sharpie marker (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Rubbing Alcohol (Score:2)
That said, don't waste your money on rubbing alcohol. Everclear is cheaper. And it's not denatured, so it won't kill you as quickly should you have to resort to drinking it in a pinch.
Re:Rubbing Alcohol (Score:2)
Seriously (Score:2)
Try a night-mask.
two words (Score:3)
Re:two words (Score:2)
Re:two words (Score:3, Informative)
Re:two words (Score:3, Informative)
Or I meant duck tape [octanecreative.com] which is a perfectly valid, if somewhat COMPLETELY CORRECT, way to reffer to what the heathens call duct tape.
Captain Obvious to the rescue! (Score:2)
Is this a mental agility test where you name as many ways as you can in 60 seconds? This is not a difficult question. I mean, tape a gerbil down there. Set a crystal turning via a little motor and get some psychedelic room effects going. Set up mirrors to direct the lights to your roomate's side of t
NOT Captain Obvious!! (Score:2)
It's Obviousman! [cafepress.com] DUH! [cafepress.com]
Hope you're skilled (Score:2)
It's rather like a vasectomy for a Mac, moreso since it's reversible.
Re:Hope you're skilled (Score:2, Funny)
Heh.
Re:Hope you're skilled (Score:3, Funny)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa [wikipedia.org]
Heat it. (Score:2)
Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. (Score:5, Informative)
Logitech - tone it down will ya?! (Score:2, Funny)
Gah! My EYE!
Why would you want fewer?! (Score:2)
Re:Why would you want fewer?! (Score:3, Funny)
Jesus H. Christ (Score:5, Funny)
Here you go, skippy. Get yourself some index cards. Cut off enough to cover twice the length they'll need to cover the LEDs. Fold in half. Now cut off a strip o duct tape and apply half of it to an edge of the paper. Tape just above LEDs.
Now you have something that you can use to cover the LEDs at night by slipping out the bottom part of paper. During the day you can slip the edge of the index card up to hide it.
What? Did you really think that someone was going to track down the arcane (if even possible) instructions on quieting your lights for a myriad of unrelated devices? Holy crap.
Best, most obvious answer (Score:2, Insightful)
Got to love the responses... (Score:5, Interesting)
Next up are the 'Cover those lights with some sort of tape that will leave a residue that pretty much can't be washed off.' with variations such as 'use a black sharpy or other marker'
Of course you have the other variations on this, such as the 'post-it' notes, or other obstructions directly attached to the device.
Lastly you find the people advocating taking the equipment appart and (in most cases) desoldering the led's, or clipping their leads.
So, Rusty0101, what kind of solution do you have?
Regardless of whether the monitor you have is a flat panle LCD, plasma, or CRT, in most cases you don't need it on when you are trying to sleep, and if it isn't integrated into a computer you want left on 24x7, you can probably turn it off.
For the equipment that you want placed up high, but don't want to see the lights from, get the rough dimmensions, then head to a dollar store, or possibly a household goods store, and pick up some opaque storage boxes to put them in. Plastic and cardboard are often opaque to light, but transparent to microwave frequencies, so your 802.11abg equipment should continue to run just fine. If you are concerned about heat, place a piece of black paper over the equipment and leave the box top off. Remember to lable the box so you know what's in it, and if there is room for other stuff as well.
That nice bright light on the front of the laptop? While you are at the dollar store, pick up a plate holder. When you are done with the laptop for the day, and fold it up, set it in the plateholder so that the front led is facing down, (behind a book or something.) If you have a power book, or something with leds at the back of it instead, find (or get your craft inclined so to make) a laptop sleeve that you put your laptop in, and which wraps around any plugs that generate light.
Base computers? If you assemble your own, you know how to disable the leds on the front. This doesn't help for those nice self lit cooling fans, but we'll get to that. Ok for those, get the dimensions of your pc, and make a wooden box with a light baffled slot at the top back of the box, open most of the bottom, and get a 9" fan fitted to that opening, drawing air from below. Filter this properly so you are not picking up all kinds of dirt. Make sure that the holes for cables is also light baffled, and can be accessed easily with the top of the box off. I personally recomend lining the insides of this box with egg separators to baffle the noise as well, but that's your business.
Mice. Get or make a black box, just large enough to drop the mouse into, and just deep enough to hide the led. Replace your mouse with a trackball. Replace your mouse with a Wacom tablet, and do not leave the mouse thingie on the tablet. (usually this activates a 'sensor' led on the tablet which is otherwise off.)
Printers: see monitors or base units. My own experience is that the Samsung ML-1750 turns all leds off when in sleep mode, which it automatically goes into about ten minutes after it is done printing. Ink jets have such a short expected lifetime these days, I am not opposed to covering the leds with something you can easily peel away to see what is happening when needed.
If you are handy with tools, you might be able to make a roll top 'top' for your desk that would hide all of this for you on demand, and if you used light enough materials it would not cause signal degredation for things like wifi equipment.
As a last option, if you have a closet, or can make a large enough storage cabinet for your dorm, get a 'long' kvm extension and only have the mouse, keyboard and monitor sitting on the desk, everything else tucked away. Just make sure that the closet does not get too hot, and do not throw dirty clothes and stuff on top of your electronics. So it isn't the best gaming option? So what. you are looking for a peaceful way to get some sleep.
-Rusty
It is not our fault... (Score:3, Informative)
Sometimes you may want to do something stupid, that does not mean other people should aid you in your pursuit of stupidity.
Re: Mice: (Score:2)
If it's a USB mouse - unplug it. It'll just work when you plug it back in.
For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:3, Funny)
Arg, I can't even finish this. That's how annoyed this makes me!
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:3, Informative)
It's a brand name, c'ptain.... so anybody who mentions Duck Tape® is equally correct as the people who're talking about duct tape. Some even might argue that Duck Tape® is better, since most non-English speaking folks haven't got the faintest idea what a 'duct' is, but they do know what Duck Tape® (the brand) is and where they can find it in the hardware store.
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:2)
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:2)
FYI, sparky, DUCK is a brand name of duct tape. Time to find something else to be annoyed at.
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:5, Informative)
as in "WATER OFF A FUCKING DUCK'S BACK" because it's somewhat water resistant.
see HERE [octanecreative.com]
Is it Duct or Duck? We don't want you to be confused, so we will explain. The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as "duck" tape (like water off a duck's back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless.
After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as "duct tape*." Therefore, either name is appropriate.
I can't even finish this . That's how annoyed this makes me!
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:2)
Wikipedia disagrees (Score:3, Informative)
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:2)
Funny, I always thought it was DUCK Tape. [cephasministry.com]
BTW: I found "interesting" images when I went to google images to look for Duck Tape [google.com]
Re:For all of those who suggested tape... (Score:2)
http://ducts.lbl.gov/ducttape/ [lbl.gov]
I actually prefer velcro tape over electrical (Score:2)
I actually have started using velcro tape pieces. It doesn't show as much since its not reflective and just leaves a little fuzzy divot and when I've peeled it off after a year, it didn't leave any residue (it more just popped off like rubber feet do that are on a device for a long time).
For that matter, spare rubber feet work pretty wel
Hm... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know what's the matter with you kids these days.
When I was in college and being kept awake by the glow of all those vacuum tubes, I'd attack them relentlessly with a big can of black enamel spray paint. Sure, made it harder to identify which tube blew when stuff shut down. But you can generally tell by the temperature, if you hold the tip of your finger to the side of the tube. And a good spray of enamel keeps the light way down. Remember to turn the machine off before spraying, though, because most spray paints use a flammable propellant, and those tubes can get hot under heavy use.
The tube machine, needless to say, was a huge improvement over the machine I had in my room the previous year. I set up a web server on my Burroughs Mark II. That machine didn't have any lights of any sort, but the fuckin' racket the relays would make! Especially when someone tried to download some ASCII porn, and it used ever one of the memory cells in the 4kb array. If you haven't heard 4096 relays clattering at once, you don't know what noise is!
(and if you actually believe any of this, you kids are worse off today than even a old curmudgeon like me can imagine)
When I was at University... (Score:2, Funny)
Answer is bloody obvious (Score:4, Insightful)
Cover lights in tape
or
open device, disconnect lights
Why is
Boiling down your options... (Score:5, Insightful)
Here are your options, in a nutshell:
That's it, unless you can find a way to install some form of ultra-massive gravity in your dorm room that causes all light to bend towards it (and away from your eyes), although on second thought this would probably destroy all your stuff in the process.
Yaz.
How would MacGyver do it? (Score:5, Funny)
And you know he's racing the clock!
He looks at the LED timer counting down!
EL EEEE DEEE's!
Rush to the pile of refuse that is always there!
Rumage thru it!
Find prizes of sheet of 100 mil opaic plastic, 2 pieces of conduit and / or rigid plumbing pipe, one of which will slide freely within the other, also one end cap that perfectly fits the larger pipe!
Rush to work bench that is always there!
Find hammer, diagonal cutters and a square heavy piece of steel that will function as an anvil!
Rush to wall where compressed gas that are always there!
Its either acetylene, oxygen or nitrous, doesn't really matter which!
Gather all materials in center of room!
Rip button off shirt!
Use hammer and square piece of steel to grind button into powder!
Put endcap on larger diameter pipe!
Put smaller diamete pipe inside larger diameter pipe!
Scrape ground up button into pipes!
Look around and realize there's something missing!
Rush to pile of refuse again and rummage for a rag!
Spread sheet of plastic on ground!
Fill pipe inside of pipe with gas from cylinders!
Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!
Time's almost up!
Reach in pants pocket and take out Swiss Army Knife! (the model with the cross)
Set Swiss Army Knife on sheet of plastic!
Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!
Time's all but gone!
Reach in other pant's pocket!
Take out wad of duct tape!
Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!
We're into single digits!
Rip off piece of duct tape!
Rush to EL EEE DEEE timer!
Cover EL EEE DEEE's with duct tape!
Problem Solved!
/cue MacGyver music
Very fat hamsters (Score:5, Funny)
Set a very fat hamster next to each device, positioning the very fat hamsters between you and the devices.
Very fat hamsters work cheap.
Very fat hamsters are glad to get the work.
There are 2 potential problems when working with very fat hamsters.
1) You have to keep very fat hamsters seperated or they will form a very fat hamster union.
2) Very fat hamster crap.
Oh, one other thing.
You have to position your very fat hamsters close to the light source.
If you position your very fat hamsters too far from the light source they will cast very fat hamster shadows on your dorm room wall.
This has the potential of scaring the crap out of your college boy self.
*This message brought to you by the Very Fat Hamsters of America Foundation*
*Where our motto is "We don't move"
"At All"*
Bluetak (Score:2)
Electrical tape: more than just light attenuation! (Score:2)
Electrical tape (duct tape works nicely too) over the buttons can help obfuscate their existence, saving both your data and cup holder^H^H^H^H^H^H^H ^H^H^HCD tray, and yet since YOU know where the buttons are, you can still push them through the tape.
At least un
Make a fort (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Make a fort (Score:2)
Blue Painter's Tape... (Score:2)
Here's something more original (Score:2)
Use the DarkBulb (Score:2)
Low Tech solution from my father (Score:2)
He took a couple of pieces of black electrical tape, cut them into equal sizes, and affixed them to the front of the VCR. It was just enough to complete cover the blinking 12:00...12:00...12:00...12:00.
It's almost art now...so I don't have the heart to set the time for him.
Beeps, not lights, annoy me. (Score:2)
But what really annoys me is unnecessary beeping from appliances. For example, my microwave has an LED display but beeps every time I press a button. My digital kitchen timer does the same. Etc. I appreciate that the audio-feedback is useful to people with low vision, but I just wish the manufacturers would put a "quiet" switch on the back, so that (for example) microwave and timer b
Simpler answer. (Score:2)
Re:black duct tape (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:black duct tape (Score:2)
Re:black duct tape (Score:2, Funny)
Re:unplugging devices...with a power strip (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:project on source forge (Score:2)
Maybe theres a market for Open Source Black Opaque Tape for Dufuses that are too Stupid to do the Obvious. I could get a piece of that action.
Re:Get used to it? (Score:2)
1. He doesn't have enough to do. I would be asleep moments after reaching any semi-horizontal position when I was in college.
2. His dorm is too quiet. Dorms are full of noise sources, from bass pumping up from two floors down to roommates talking loudly in your very room. That shouldn't keep you from sleeping.
3. Light? Bah. I would sleep with the full room lighting on, or at least a string of Christmas lights. You don't see a pulsing power LEDs when the room i