Humanoid Robot Conducts Beethoven Symphony 248
me98411 writes "New Scientist is running a front page article about the Sony's QRIO bot [QRIO= Quest for Curiosity] successfully conducted an entire orchestra at the Tokyo Philharmonic Society. An impressive footage of the four bots performing a dance routine can be seen here [wmv format]"
The Great Maestro... (Score:5, Funny)
Conducting Clip (Score:3, Informative)
Which will confuse some folks because of the alot of the music is not written to be precisely on the beat. (anticipations, etc)
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Still waiting (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Still waiting (Score:2, Funny)
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grace (Score:5, Funny)
Right, with all the grace of a metronome.
Re:grace (Score:3, Funny)
Re:grace (Score:5, Insightful)
Did it lean toward the section that was to be prominent in the next passage? Did it succeed in getting the attention of the one section (and only that section) that was dragging down the temp? How about deciding that with the particular acoustics at the venue being what they were that the flute section was a bit piercing and decide to have them play a bit quiter?
Didn't think so.
Re:grace (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:...sickened?? (Score:2)
Humans can dance. Many humans even enjoy dancing. What's the point of building a machine unless it does something that we can't or would rather not do?
Re:grace (Score:2)
"QRIO has even been programmed to conduct musical orchestras. Recently, the robot was controlled remotely by computer to conduct the Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra during a performance at Tokyo Opera City."
Remote control... doesn't exactly sound autonomous.
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Not exactly (Score:2)
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Re:grace (Score:2)
Well, you're partly right about that. In theory, the concertmaster should be able to lead the orchestra. Once in high school (we had a REALLY FUCKING GOOD orchestra and jazz band; the school itself sucked) the conductor got called down to the main office during rehearsal. He just told us to hold tight. After about a minute of uncomfortable boredom, the concertm
You'd think... (Score:2)
The Three Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
Surely this would stop them from forming their own boy bands, or should I say Robo Bands.....
"Back street roboz"
Three Laws of Musical Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by roadies except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not mean playing in a rap band.
Re:Three Laws of Musical Robotics (Score:2)
Re:Three Laws of Musical Robotics (Score:2)
The grandparent probably thinks he's going to get published in the Smithsonian. What an ass.
Re:Three Laws of Musical Robotics (Score:2)
And as for the magazine ref, the way I see it is that the guy thought he had something inspiringly funny when he wrote that. That's the kind of things that gets written in top magazines. But this was just dumb.
Re:The Three Laws of Robotics (Score:2)
Only thing is now, who shags the groupies?
Re:The Three Laws of Robotics (Score:3, Insightful)
It should sing, not conduct..... (Score:1)
Re:It should sing, not conduct.....Daisy (Score:2)
Sorry, but it's already been determined that it will sing "Daisy".
I've seen an orchestra of robots.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I've seen an orchestra of robots.... (Score:2)
Re:I've seen an orchestra of robots.... (Score:2)
If you didn't press F5 you won't read this anyway!
That poor robot... (Score:5, Funny)
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You are wrong! (Score:2)
Remember him tossing the robot after the robot looks imploringly at Homer and says "Father give me legs"?
Yes, I thought you might.
I can just imagine. (Score:2, Funny)
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and so on.
Re:I can just imagine. (Score:2)
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Only because it's on a slow broadband link suffering a DDoS attack while the kid up the block is downloading The RIAA's Greatest Hits (literally) over the same cable loop.
robot wars (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:robot wars (Score:4, Interesting)
Japanese firms have constantly pushed money into development of technology that is a loss-maker early on, until its adaption is widespread and cost-effective. The US companies have stockholders to appease, and long-term profits are hardly ever in their best interests.
On the plus side, after the robotics are easier to make and have far-reaching capabilities, American companies will license or purchase them from the Japanese companies and we'll still have them.
Mod parent up if your modded granny +5 dammit! ;-) (Score:2)
On a bright side, I recall a story about some (US? Maybe Russian? Do not remember now exactly when and where I heard the story) guy inventing some special shape/orientation of a hydroplane wing which was supposed to be at, say, 47.25 degrees to the water level... According to the story, Japanese subsequently patented all possible orientations of that wing in 0.25 degree steps +- 5 degrees. The problem was that the original description had a typo, it was supposed to be 57.25 degrees!
Not that I
Re:robot wars (Score:2)
I can't think of any big companies making them. In the US, it seems to be an underground geek/research scene. However, I'm pretty certain the US Army, et al, are actively working on robots for military purposes. That means it will probably one day end up with a consumer applications.
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Re:robot wars (Score:3, Insightful)
For example, this DARPA initiative on Dynamic Mobility [darpa.mil] "--biologically inspired appendages to demonstrate multifunctional, dynamic, energy efficient and autonomous locomotion to enable revolutionary mobility capabilities such as running over multiple terrains, climbing (trees, cliffs, cave walls), jumping and leaping, and manipulating the world with an appendage in tas
Re:robot wars (Score:2)
Don't discount the power of an armload of patents and a braintrust on tap.
My
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Ha! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ha! (Score:3, Funny)
What? (Score:1)
What? How? Maybe I'm ignorant, or maybe this is off-topic. Kinda threw me though.
Re:What? (Score:5, Informative)
Humans vrs Robots (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Humans vrs Robots (Score:2)
Right, you would think the first think they would have tasked it to do is DDR.
Wonder how many /.-ers, um, never mind...
Not Impressive (Score:2, Insightful)
Leave it up to the Japanese to have the robots dancing. Bubble gum culture at it's finest.
Re:Not Impressive (Score:4, Insightful)
The goal was not for the robot to be the conductor - everybody knows humans are better. In fact, the robot's motion was most likely recorded from a human. The goal is to show that they can, to demonstrate the variety of things the robots can do (physically, for now). I certainly think it's a little less specialized than building a car.
Obligatory Styx Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Styx Quote (Score:2)
Personally, this triggered a chain of thoughts that ended with a fifty-mile-high girl reducing everyone in the world to orange goo, while Unit 01 waved around the Lance of Longinus as a conductor's baton and the Mass Production Evangelions played the strings. Weird.
What's the big deal? (Score:4, Interesting)
Not to say that this isn't a small achievement - I'll respect any company that can build a metre tall robot with fully articulated limbs and fingers, a robot that can break dance, throw a ball, anything like that. These are all goals homebrew robot builders could only imagine in their dreams.
But if Sony is commited to using these robots as assistants for the elderly, or even be able to walk my dog, it needs a brain.
I'm not talking about AI here; The'll need to be able to recognize faces, respond to commands, and do daily autonomous tasks (water a house plant, feed the cat, get the paper), at least as well enough to pass a Turing-like test to be useful.
So far, the only thing I've seen the QIRO do is dance. Once they demonstrate some functionality, I'll be intrested. Now it's just a toy.
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:2)
I still think Shakey is more impressive, and he's old enough to have a whole brood of grandrobots by now.
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:2)
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:2)
Baby steps.
Everyone was agape when the first robots walked, then walked up stairs, etc. Now we have ones that can dance reasonably well. We can't jump right into full human-replacement mode just yet.
The big deal (Score:2)
With wireless high speed network connections the fact that these robots can move so well is sufficient. A high power computer system could take up an entire closet and feed commands to the robot that doesn't actually have to think itself. It just needs to relay sensory information to the big giant brain in the closet and it can relay back motion/speech comma
to be fair to the above poster... (Score:2)
A key part to truly autonomous robots is a sense of locality - that is, can it determine "where in the world am I?" with reasonable accuracy. And I don't necessarily mean in the GPS coordinate sense. I mean, can you turn the robot off, move it to the corner of a room and turn it back on and it will quickly look around and say "oh, i'm in the northwest corner".
Damn stupid geeks (Score:5, Funny)
Jeepers.
How about inventing a robot that beats up jocks instead?
On the other hand I'd love to see this robot take on a Dance Dance Revolution machine.
John.
Re:Damn stupid geeks (Score:2)
Re:Damn stupid geeks (Score:2)
Re:Damn stupid geeks (Score:2)
So, wanna night with my owner baby?
(gets strange look)
If that's the case, then how about this?
(whips out robotic phallus...)
later...
"Oh yes, yes!" as heard in other room. "Damn robot, I spent all that money and time on him, and for what?!"
Damn Robots... (Score:3, Funny)
Damnit! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Damnit! (Score:2)
Old news (Score:2)
Slashdot. This is a dupe from over a month ago.
I don't know which is more impressive (Score:5, Funny)
QRIO Ai Ki Do (Score:2)
I'll be impressed when robots like these can demonstrate Aikido: at the least, they should take ukemi (falls) gracefully and come out dancing. When I can throw it across the room and it can "walk the walk" we will have droids capable of autonomous operation.
Re:QRIO Ai Ki Do (Score:2)
I read a little bit of their technology briefs, and they are more conservative: it senses that it can't recover and sticks its arms out with slackened resistance to receive the floor softly.
What I want to see is that it can roll as well as it walks: as in taking a fall is just another walking technique. At the price they would have to charge, it should be able to take stairs as well as a human if not better...
Katas are what got me thinking. QRIO could be used to demonstrate katas, but I went a little fu
Question (Score:4, Funny)
How is this different from, say, a metronome?
Lawrence Welk Digitized (Score:5, Funny)
real bad application (Score:2, Insightful)
Having a human director conduct an orchestra of robots wouldn't be good, either; the musicians have to feel the music and infuse some passion into the execution, something I doubt can be simulated with a robot.
Wasn't t
Re:real bad application (Score:2, Funny)
Agreed. They should be working on robotic audience members so we don't have to sit through a symphony.
Perfection (Score:2, Interesting)
But what will happen in a few years when the military develops an army of robots?
Imagine a dead accurate killer robot that follows all orders blindly and never misses a single bullet.
Robot Coders (Score:2, Funny)
What I'm really looking forward to is when I can get a team of Indian made robots to write the code for me. Then it'll be predictable AND cheap.
jaw-dropping.. (Score:5, Insightful)
My immediate reaction was that it was CGI movie fakery. In fact, many moviegoers think the "perfect" motion of CGI objects is not merely unrealistic but also physically impossible.
Watch this footage, and think again.
Re:jaw-dropping.. (Score:2)
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Whatev' (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Whatev' (Score:3, Informative)
Provided that the music being played is strictly metronomic and from the common practice period. In fact, anything later than say, middle period Beethoven would be a disaster without a conductor.
The problem is that music in the High Classical period and after started to use rubato, fermatas, and numerous tempo changes. 80+ people on stage simply can't coordinate that without a l
Re:Whatev' (Score:2)
obligatory (Score:2)
(simpsons writers had it right)
Somehow (Score:2, Funny)
Once again.. (Score:2)
How are you not impressed... (Score:4, Insightful)
HOLY CRAP! (Score:2)
It's a preview of tomorrow, my friends.
One time, in bandcamp... (Score:2)
I now predict SKYNET will swoop in with Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries booming forth.
Oh great (Score:2)
Real Accomplishments? (Score:2)
The sense of balance does seem to be a well engineered accomplishment that they should be given high kudo
Dancing Robots (Score:2)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004
Re:if i only had a robot that could do all my work (Score:2, Funny)
but at least i would have a ^^Wife(not life, but i wouldnt have that either).....
unless an electrical appliance could give her more pleasure than i can......
at least i would still have kids.....
unless they found out i diddnt have a job.
damn next thing you know were theyre going to take over the world.... everyone destroy all robots, destroy your television, DOWN WITH TECHNOLOGY... UP WITH IMCOMPENTANCE AND IMPERFECTION
Re:if i only had a robot that could do all my work (Score:2)
Re:Symphonies are self-conducted anyway (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Symphonies are self-conducted anyway (Score:4, Insightful)
Once they were playing in the performance, they really didn't notice him unless they needed to keep time for a long long rest.
In that context, your comments about the conductor are valid but really don't disprove your parents point.
To get a feeling about how important a conductor is during the performance, just imagine what would happen if the conductor tried to change something funidmental! He could only count on part of his symphony paying attention, so only pieces of it would do realize what he was trying to do.
Re:Symphonies are self-conducted anyway (Score:2)
Ah, the wisdom of the AC (Score:2)
Your reply is a perfect example of why this site died a long time ago.
Your last suggestion is laughable, and sounds like something only a non-musician technophile would suggest.
Re:As a band member- (Score:2)
If anybody steps up to claim that these robots are real conductors, I'll be the first to help you shout them dow