Trekkie Communicators Now a Reality 355
SolFire writes "Forbes is carrying an article about Vocera Communications and their little internal communication system that they have working at their office that functions like the badge communicators from ST:TNG. The employees wear the system as a badge and touch it to start the connection. Then they speak the name of the person they want to talk to and the system connects them using VOIP for one-on-one communication." We mentioned these in 2002.
Yeah, (Score:5, Funny)
Location (Score:5, Funny)
Picard: "Computer, where is Commander Laforge?"
Computer: "Commander Laforge is in the 10 Forward restroom, Stall 3."
wbs.
Re:Location (Score:3, Funny)
Picard: "Computer, connect me to Commander Laforge"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't do that; Commander Laforge is in conference with Master Bates."
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Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
Data: Data to Lt Worf.
No real delay
Worf (over comms): Go ahead Data.
The delay is only enough for Worf to open his mouth and talk. It is not long enough to replay "Data to Lt Worf." I freely admit I'm crazy.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (or IS it?) (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Funny)
The computers use a small warp field around the processors to increase calculation speed.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
The real fantasy here is that Worf, or anyone in your workplace, will answer a communicator that fast. Has there *ever* been a busy signal?
"Lt. Worf is on a nother line, please hold. ..dah-dah-dahhhh..dah-daddah-dah-dahhh..."
Now when you face someone who appears to be talking to you, you won't see a headset and think they may be on a call. This should add to confusion. (Like that funny phone commercial where the woman comes onto tha man, she's unaware is on a call.)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
I recall Scott Adams predict that this would be used as an excuse to insult people with impunity (claim to be talking to somebody on the phone rather than the hulking brute in front of you).
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
may be a bug in certain ship software, is Holodeck 1 running?'
Captain Picard: 'Why yes, it is running.'
Ensign Jones: 'You'd better go catch it!'
Ensign Jones: *hits communicator* 'Guinin, do you have Klingon Prince Garduk in
a can?'
Guinin: 'Why, yes we do'
Ensign Jones: 'You'd better let him out then!'
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Informative)
As a matter of fact, yes. I recall Kirk & Spock in one episode waiting for one. Sorry, don't recall which ep, I'm not that much of a Trekkie.
(In, I think, "Wrath of Khan", there's also a scene where the occupants of the lift pause it to talk -- when it finally arrives at destination McCoy is there waiting muttering something about "who's holding up the damn elevator?". Dang, maybe I am that much of a Trekkie....)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, fine, I freely admit that I don't have a girlfriend
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Insightful)
The original poster implied that there was not even enough pause allowed to play back the message "Data to Worf" to Worf before he answered. Thus, even instantanious name recognition AI would not be enough to match the turnaround in the show.
I suppose the writers could claim that Worf was the default, but then Data would not have t
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Insightful)
Obviously the only answer is that the computer must know who you with to speak to before you state their name. Either the computer is far smarter than they give it credit for or it's reading their minds. (This could help explain the universal translator as well.)
This is further supported by the instances in the show when the recipient of a cal
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Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
If I were standing on a planet waiting to be beamed up, I'd be terrified about moving too far, sitting down (I'd be beamed up without the chair!), or even worse going to the bathroom. Could you imagine the kind of embarassing situations that would arise from being beamed out of the toilet?
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:4, Funny)
ROTFLMAO!
Imagine: Spock appearing semi-naked in the transporter room, mid-tugging session.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:4, Funny)
Precognition is the answer (Score:5, Funny)
What Star Trek doesn't show you, is the many hours each day that the Ship's Counselor has to spend working with the comm. system just to get it to want to work. Apparently the system suffers some of sort of depression. I don't understand it.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Funny)
and you thought it was just marketing speak
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Insightful)
Besides, the comm system is just another one of those little technical inconsistancies that have plagued trek for years. Like the Klingon forhead problem, the Trill spots problem, the numerous time travel paradoxes, and episodes like TOS:Miri or Voy:Threshold that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. It's TV. Cut it some slack.
The answer is obvious (Score:3, Interesting)
I wonder if it was extra or just standard equipment by then.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
That true, there is some weird shit happening to time in general in Star Trek. Did you notice how, all incidents seem to be resolved within an hour of time?
Also they have events that for us in our universe would take much longer than in the Star Trek Universe. The one you mensioned about the communicator is one. But did you also notice poker games last only a few minutes? Same thing with meetings, meals, surgery, war battles, rarely these events last more then 10 minutes whereas here in our universe they would all last hours or days.
And also everyone and everything in the "Star Trek Universe" seem to take a break every ten-fifteen minutes so that the television channels can show us a commercial. Its true! Try to notice next time you watch, after a commercial you never feel like you missed anything. Nothing happened during that time, its almost like time "froze" for that period. Also you'll notice they take more breaks towards the end of the hour maybe its because they get tired.
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:3, Funny)
Here's some news for ya...
KLINGONS AREN'T REAL!!!
Sheesh, some people... :-)
Re:Not as fast as Star Trek (Score:4, Funny)
Chekov has those powers...
oh wait, wrong show...
Man oh man.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Insightful)
This would seem to be the next logical step for the Nextel [nextel.com] style "walk-talkie" communications. In a few years we will all be taping our shirts to answer our phones, but the only real limiting factor I see here is I cannot really imagine everyone using a cell phone today escentially walking around talking on a speaker phone. It would be so overwhelming that you would hardly be able to carry on a conversation.
It that ends up the case, I'm sure we will all be sitting around telling people how we remember the good old days when you could actually hear yourself think in a public place.
If they could make the whole thing fit into an ear piece, and just use the mini-boom mic that you see on a lot of cell phone head sets now, they would probably spread like wild fire, but all I have to say is I have a hard enough time not losing my cell phone as is.
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:2, Funny)
The next logical step after "walk-talkie" would be true two-way communication. Full duplex is so much better. The Nextel thing is only about looking cool. The other day I thought, "Why is that driver holding his cell phone in front of his face? Oh, Nextel. What a dork."
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Interesting)
Slashdot Thread on it [slashdot.org]
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:3, Funny)
Like "Blathering Blatherskite.... i am GIZMO DUCK"
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:4, Insightful)
Isn't that what those Nextel "walkie-talkie" phones are, basically? Carrying on a conversation over a speaker phone? I resent those beyond a reasonable passion. It was rude enough to carry on a conversation on a cell phone in public, now I have to hear it as well? And that annoying *chirp* to boot?
Not too far away is your concern going to meet reality, I fear.
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Funny)
BlueTooth neural implants
3 am Tech support calls take on a whole new dimention. "Man, I was dreaming that the server kept going down last night."
And finally (Score:3, Funny)
And then we will be done.
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Insightful)
That's where directional audio [slashdot.org] comes in. If only "you" can hear what the other person is saying, there ya go!
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Informative)
The lanyard-attached phone was pretty nice (since I can easily lose my cell phone as well) and I believe you can get a headset if you need to keep the receiving end private. I can still see those annoying/loud conversations popping up much more with these units, tho.
The routing capabilities worked well and it would be great for our help desk and emergency incident response teams. Being able to say "Where's Bill?" and get a response was also pretty cool. It's only as accurate as the nearest associated access point, but it's still better then not knowing which side of the building some is on.
Once they get more enterprise features (integration, scalability, global functionality) we'll probably adopt it in key areas.
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:5, Funny)
enterprise ready
You missed a pun opportunity, too.
Already here? (Score:2)
I really think that essentially, this is what already happens, in a lot of corporate bull pens you see people walking around talking into space. And it defiantly happens in the car. The badge link is the next step, some sort of proximity mic that simply links with current cell phone services like phone / net /
Re:Next Logical Step... (Score:2)
How about sub-dermal cochlear implants which receive audio wirelessly? Also throw in the research on sub-vocalization that Slashdot posted today and Voila! you have what would previously be considered mental telepathy. Now if they can just make people's heads expl
Ear Piece (Score:3, Interesting)
Next, Next Logical Step... (Score:3, Insightful)
From the hardwired rotary of the past to the 24th century communicator, we're evolving from both sides into something ~almost, but not quite entirely~ like the phones we have today. You're suggesting a small phone with voice dialing almost perfectly.
I remember an Apple Quadra commercial from 1990 or 91 where a little kid says, 'Computer, call Grandma.' The only different thing 14 years later is the form fact
The editors at slashdot need these ... (Score:3, Funny)
Scalability (Score:3, Interesting)
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Like James T. Kirk?
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One of them is awarded a red shirt.
Big badge (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Big badge (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Big badge (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Big badge (Score:4, Informative)
And for company-wide broadcasts... (Score:4, Funny)
...everyone answers to "Nerd".
Off topic (Score:3, Interesting)
It was to show the irony that Bart did not respect Homer, while at the same time idolizing Krusty (essentially the same person).
The Verizon dweeb (Score:4, Funny)
Simliar to wifi, but not quite. (Score:5, Insightful)
Someone could use it around the house while watching TV to alert the wife that a new cold beer is needed.
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Re:Simliar to wifi, but not quite. (Score:5, Funny)
William (Score:4, Funny)
I can see it now... (Score:3, Funny)
"Dr. Johnson, please finish your business and get back to Ward 3"
Sometimes you need a little peace and quiet.
This really sucks ... (Score:4, Funny)
There is no way I will ever be able to talk my wife into letting me have one of these setups. Darn!
Must be bad... (Score:2, Funny)
Voice recognition (Score:5, Funny)
It'd look a little odd to see someone walking down the road, repeatedly tapping their chest, saying "Robert! *smack* Ro-bert! *smack* Robbberrrtt! *smack* "
Vocera calling Apple... (Score:5, Insightful)
What they've produced is an ugly little box which you keep in your pocket, purse or belt. What they could have had -- for minimal extra investment -- is something that people would be proud to show off. Vocera need to have a conversation with the folk at Apple.
Fast Company was first with this story... (Score:3, Informative)
Privacy (Score:4, Interesting)
*beep* Doctor Smith, this is the Lab, Mrs. Thompson's results came back positive for chlamydia.
I'd be more impressed with a belt-pack which communicated with a small earbud via bluetooth or similar.
Article also mentions paging for an anesthesiologist and getting the closest one. I wonder if they do that based on the AP, or if they have plans to add a GPS receiver. Considering the amount of interference in a hospital, I can't see GPS working.
Re:Privacy (Score:2)
Hmm... I think I just described the nextel network with a voice-recognition feature available on many high-end phones.
Yeah But does it (Score:4, Funny)
On a more serious note, the badge, if you stick on your breast pocket, will have one heck of a time picking up your voice, especially in a noisy enviroment. Otherwise you will have to bow your head and pull your shirt up. Looks quite odd.
Price? (Score:2, Insightful)
What's the big deal? (Score:5, Interesting)
What I want is a blue tooth hands free kit that's small and comfortable enough to keep in your ear (and doesn't make you look like a 'tard, figuratively and literally) that has a very easy way to dock it seamlessly into your phone.
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:4, Funny)
I would like to add that it HAS to look like Uhura's ear piece, otherwise I'm not buying it.
Trekker (Score:3, Funny)
Great! (Score:4, Funny)
Deja Vu (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=100545&cid=
Don't bother me (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Don't bother me (Score:3, Funny)
This makes good business sense (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:This makes good business sense (Score:4, Insightful)
What you want is an IM-like system. Give each communicator a unique id, and let the central server map id's to IP's as necessary.
wouldn't be too hard (Score:3, Interesting)
Google's CTO Craig Silverstein has already said his grand vision for google in the future would be something along the lines of When search grows up, it will look like Star Trek: you talk into the air ("Computer! What's the situation down on the planet?") and the computer processes your question, figures out its context, figures out what response you're looking for, searches a giant database in who-knows-how-many languages, translates/analyses/summarises all the results, and presents them back to you in a pleasant voice. [zdnet.co.uk]
With a few more technologies like this, it's only inevitable this WILL happen.
Tag ... You're it (Score:5, Funny)
At least this is an ST technology that works. Once on the set of the original Trek in 1967, an executive for a tech company saw the automatic doors. You just walk up to them and *whoosh* they open. No big sensor doormat, no nothing. He offered a million dollars for the technology.
The "technology" turned out to be two stagehands who yanked them open JIT.
Re:Tag ... You're it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tag ... You're it (Score:3, Funny)
$1,000,000
/ (1 Person X $7 hour X 40 hours X 52 weeks)
= 1 guy pulling open the doors automatically for 68 years
OR
= 68 guys pulling on 68 doors for one year
add nauseum in any combo
Slashdot Redux (Score:3, Funny)
And you will again in 2005.
-kgj
why not take it to the next LEVEL?!?! (Score:3, Interesting)
want something really badass? combine these communicators with the "campus ghosts" concept. throw in a gps. tie it all back in to a huge server farm in the bowels of some university.
now you can smack your communicator and address the computer (with it's awexome speech recognition capabilities and limited AI) directly, and ask it for directions; or maybe just what's on the menu at the cafe, or if there are any books left in a particular subject at the bookstore.
you could smack it up and set it to "record mode" so that it picked up your professor's lecture, and then later you could grep through it verbally, or have the text or audio file uploaded to your desktop. set reminders on the thing, ask it for definitions of words or have it call off a formula to you, or send the text to your pda.
hell, you could even ask it for a weather report or world news.
of course, this is largely based on "Prime Intellect" from the online novel of the same name - uh . . . only, without all the reality warping and stuff.
i'm just sayin . . . hurry up with the future. i need a little electronic elf to keep up with my crap and make sure i don't kill myself in some dumbass fashion.
System error (Score:4, Funny)
How often... (Score:5, Funny)
Or will people learn real quickly not to say "stupid (*&*(&" as soon as they hang up the phone.
Big Deal (Score:3, Funny)
Health care is in trouble! (Score:3, Funny)
They only have three nurses?
Cute (Score:4, Funny)
"Butthead to Supreme Commander of the Universe, it's not funny anymore, change my name back."
Actually used/seen the Vocera device in action (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Never made sense (Score:2)
Re:Uhh.. I've never understood.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Star Trek wishlist (Score:3, Funny)
Every other geek's Star Trek wishlist:
1) Seven-of-Nine
2) Holodecks (see #1)
3) Faster than light travel
4) Shuttles that levitate
5) Replicators
6) Teleportation
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9,472,381,478,471,832,741,592,158) Communicators
Re:Damn, they've skipped over The Man from U.N.C.L (Score:4, Funny)
> into my fountain pen.
I'm sorry, but exactly what is stopping you?