SunPin writes
"Slashdotters are doomed. An article from Reuters describes serious health problems from using CRTs (they call them "VDT") for too long. Studies show that we need more studies." So go ahead and expense a three-head LCD setup for your desk.
Great! (Score:5, Funny)
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dave
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In Other news .... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, even beer.
Study this! (Score:5, Interesting)
The only damage I've had from sitting in front of a monitor at work for 10 years is 100 more pounds on my frame than I should have.
Re:Study this! (Score:5, Insightful)
From this I draw two conclusions: 1) the original article is better than the rewritten summary and 2) LCDs is not the solution.
I have two tips myself to solve the problem: 1) get an adjustable dest that you can stand or sit at and 2) make sit-ups each morning and evening to avoid back pains. These two points helped me!
Re:Study this! (Score:5, Informative)
The first tip is a great one, which will save you fro a lot of pain, if you have back problems. The second tip is a disaster, as any chiropractor will tell you. Don't do situps if you have a back condition.
But you wouldn't take medical advice from
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
Ergonomics (Score:3, Informative)
The typical office environment with modular office cube is just about the worst ergonomic environment there is. The cube itself has several problems:
Add to that issues of non-adjustable chairs, cheap flat keyboards (vs. ergonomic designs), poor mouse designs, and you've got a guarantee of neck, shoulder, and back problems before you even turn on the monitor.
Turning to the monitors, it's usually not a simple issue of LCD vs. CRT, but of monitor quality. Most cube-lands are full of poor quality monitors that came with pre-negotiated system bundles, often meaning they were outdated before the supply contract was first signed.
As a consultant, I have spent at least half my career stuck in front of blurry, non-adjustable, cheap monitors that I wouldn't even consider for a kids computer, much less someone who has to spend hours a day on it. While far from the worst I've dealt with, my current client environment consists of 5+ year old 17" monitors with poor color, poor contrast, glare problems, low refresh rates, and focus problems (the monitor I'm saddled with can't handle more than 1280x1024 at 60Hz NI. While the resolution is theoretically good enough, refresh rates under 75Hz cause serious eye strain.)
TFT LCD displays would help the eye strain, but so would high quality CRT monitors (e.g. Sony G420 19", Hitachi CM715 19", et. al.) The problem is that companies are not going to pay for replacement monitors because they can get entire system bundles with cheap monitors for very little more.
Re:Ergonomics (Score:2)
It's not just monitor quality. I would argue that it is also an issue of operating system quality with text antialiasing being a huge factor in eye strain. See an article I wrote for Applelust here for more details:
Scientia et Macintosh [applelust.com] [applelust.com]
Font anti-aliasing (Score:2)
Font anti-aliasing is completely useless when the monitor itself is blurry. Even so, I'd much rather use extreme resolutions with large fonts, as that has the same end result as anti-aliasing. A "good" monitor effectively blends adjacent pixels when fed resolutions higher than the physical display can support, which is exactly what anti-aliasing is trying to do via software. For example, most 17" monitors have a maximum physical display of 1280x1024. Feed them a 1600x1280 signal, and you get hardware "aliasing".
SIT-UPS?!@?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
No, you cannot download a real life, silly human...
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
Since sit-ups constitute a highly repetitive task, wouldn't it be better if I just write a program to do them for me? That way, it'll free up my time for things which require more thought. :-)
Re:Study this! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Study this! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Study this! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Study this! (Score:5, Insightful)
The problem is we see this stuff published every day - it often gets retracted, but that rarely makes the news.
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
Just for the record (as pointed out in another reply) this link is to Junk Science which is a website maintained by Steve Milloy, who is associated with the Cato Institute, a corporate funded think tank. This website often has a subtle right-wing, corporate friendly bias.
Often the topics stray from the root scientific questions. For example - what the hell does a story about the Animal Liberation Front [foxnews.com] have to do with junk science? I fully support animal testing, but this is a tale of morality and politics, not science.
Basically, whenever you read anything published anywhere, just ask three questions: "Where is the evidence, how much evidence is there, and can it and has it been duplicated elsewhere?"
Re:Study this! (Score:3, Informative)
A video display terminal (VDT) refers to the whole workstation, not just the monitor.
Re:Study this! (Score:5, Funny)
The only damage I've had from sitting in front of a monitor at work for 10 years is 100 more pounds on my frame than I should have.
10 years and only a 100 pounds? Heck, I've been sitting in front of this monitor for the last 20 years. Continuously.
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
When I take my lunch I go to the gym and exercise with my coworkers- It helps break up my day, allows me time to think, reduces my stress, and in the year since I've started I've gone from 250 to 180 (and now can run 5 miles in 45 minutes).
Oh, and the ladies like it too...
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
Nah, car's fine-- it's the traffic. I live in beautiful Los Angeles, where driving anywhere during the day takes twice as long as it should (on a GOOD day).
Re:Study this! (Score:2)
the importance of regular breaks (Score:2, Informative)
xwrits allows you to specify the interval between breaks, duration of breaks, and many other useful things like whether you should get the finger when you ignore the warning.
Re:Or... (Score:2)
Re: Study this (Score:2)
Re: Study this (Score:2)
The imaginary radiation, of course. Seriously, people who think CRTs emit any significant amout of potentially harmful radiation are the same people who think if you were to stand in front of a running microwave oven with the door open, you will be bombarded with ionizing radiation and get cancer. People hear radiation and all they know is "X-rays", or "nukular radiation". Crimony, don't they know that steam radiators give of radiation? It's mostly IR, but it's radiation.
Re: Study this (Score:2)
Tim
Not Really (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Not Really (Score:1)
seriously, what's so new about this study. we all knew already that your eyes start hurting when watching a monitor for too long... or is that something that distinguishes a real nerd from the avergae joe computer user: the ability to withstand prolongued exposure to CRTs...
Re:Not Really (Score:2)
Oh! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh! (Score:2)
That's why I'm not getting laid! Stupid monitors!
Erm, you may want to tilt your monitor up.
Your Eyes Will Melt Out Of Your Head (Score:1)
Cause? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Cause? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure another study would easily find that people who are generally dissatisfied with their jobs feel exactly the same way regardless of what they actually do.
And in other news, studies show that eating ice cream increases your risk of being attacked by a shark. (Think about that for a moment...)
=Smidge=
Re:Cause? (Score:3, Insightful)
You said it, man. I install telecom/data wiring and equipment (no desk, no chair, no CRT) and I have all those symptoms.
Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:3, Informative)
until the price of the bulb comes down signifigantly, these will generally be restricted to low use applications, primarily, the media room, and the office meeting room.
Re:Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:2)
So realistically, 18 months.
Besides, for $5k initial investment, reguardless of the price for the bulbs, I don't see how the cost will ever justify itself in the long run. Though I guess I would cut down on computer usage, because it's not like I'd want to sit and stare at a wall for 5+ hours anyway.
What I'm waiting for are (affordable) personal displays. Something that will let me wear a display as easily as I wear headphones would be nice. That would solve the space, privacy, portability and probably the power consumtion problems that normal monitors have.
Does this product exist yet?
Re:Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:2)
No, it doesn't.
i-O displays [i-glasses.com] will sell you an HMD with XGA resoltion for between $1k and $2k (IIRC -- they don't have this model for sale right now). They have an SVGA [i-glassesstore.com] unit for under $700 right now, if you don't need the resolution.
Re:Better than flat screen: get one of these (Score:3, Informative)
expense it? (Score:5, Funny)
To who, my mom and dad?
Correction (Score:3, Funny)
Source: Dictionary.com [dictionary.com]
Re:Correction (Score:2)
To charge with expenses.
To write off as an expense.
Re-read the definition you posted. "expensed","expensing", and "expenses" are the verb forms. "expense" is a noun only.
Re:Correction (Score:2)
Squared eyes (Score:1, Funny)
My father allways told me if I watched too much TV or used my computer too much my eyes would end up beeing squared. No mentioning of that in the article, so I guess he was wrong.
LSD^H^H^HLCD (Score:3, Interesting)
---
Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
want to use it.
I like this study (Score:3, Interesting)
Well guess it's time to make coffee
Re:I like this study (Score:2, Interesting)
Any normal activity, like driving, shopping, going to work eventually exhausts me to the point where I want some good sleep. Coding will do that too, but video games, web browsing etc. doesn't seem to.
A simple solution (Score:2, Funny)
crt's? what?? (Score:5, Insightful)
The article mentions displays NOT ONCE.
The closest it comes is "eyestrain," which is one of several symptoms they examined.
This article is not about displays, it is about sitting in front of the computer.
Re:crt's? what?? (Score:2)
BUT, the Slashdot article actually says, "VDT = CRT, CRT bad, use LCD."
I blame Taco & co. on this one for a poorly worded summary of the article.
Re:crt's? what?? (Score:2)
From the article:
Did you happen to fail the reading comprehension section on the SATs?
However, the article does disagree with the actual study (which links the symtpoms suffered to the work conditions) and in general seems sensationalistic.
"Reluctance to go to work " (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now:
Yes dear, I know I need to go to work and feed our kids, but , you see, those big bad monitors at work are giving me hell. And I have referenced scientific article to prove it !
people working with monitors are reluctant to go to work. scoop.
Mental Symptoms (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah right, that has nothing to do with having a prick of a manager and doing demeaning and stressful work all day for little reward.
What factors did they take into account? (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd like to know how they account for these 'other factors'. I'm just wondering whether this could be attributed to the kind of working environment these people face... Stress is know to be a major cause of the symptoms they describe and I'm not sure how they factor that into their analysis... Nevertheless I agree that more research is necessary.
Some truth (Score:2, Interesting)
Before you say it, I already know - this sounds pretty much like I'm not getting enough excercise, and spending too much time looking at a monitor. However, even if I spend a month away from a computer, doing active outdoor activities, it still makes no difference. I think it may take longer time.
If it is true that an LCD is better for me, then I will gladly get one to end the way I feel. It's just...something...like a constant gnawing, irritation. I'm able to fall to sleep, providing I go when my body is ready. This is usually around 2-3am. Sometimes (very rarely) it can be as late as 7am before my body is ready to sleep. If I go too early I simply cannot sleep. If I go when I am ready I fall to sleep within, perhaps, 30 minutes.
I don't feel much back pain (if any) though, and my eyes almost never feel strained or saw (right now being the exception, so I'm about to go do something else).
So, is an LCD really going to reduce the effects that this article talks about?
VDT vs CRT (Score:4, Insightful)
CRT = Cathode Ray Tube
LCD = Liquid Crystal Display
In the article summary where the slashdot link leads, they don't mention anything about LCDs being more healthy than CRTs. They refer to VDPs which I would guess is a superset containing both computer systems with CRTs and LCDs.
I would be happy however if health benefits are found from using LCDs since I've had trouble convincing my friends just with the cool factor.
Well Duh! (Score:2, Funny)
Of course they did. It's not like they're going to say "well thanks, I think we've researched it enough now. Let's head down to the welfare office"
</cynicism>
I got it all (Score:5, Interesting)
I coped with it mostly by doing one thing: sports. Since I go to the gym 3 times a week, everything went back to normal. No pain, no fear.
Re:I got it all (Score:2, Insightful)
My solution has been to start going to the gym, where I make sure I train my neck, wrists and fingers.
In addition to that I've also learned to use my mouse with either hand. That way when my hand gets tired I just swap.
In general I feel working out is a great idea, sitting for 2 years doing nothing didn't do me any good, but nowadays I really feel a lot healthier.
Re:I got it all (Score:2)
I no longer use my mouse wheel. It gave me significant wrist pain.
You should also disable your mouse wheel. On Windows, you can do this in the Control Panel. The mouse wheel is too tempting if you leave it on but promise yourself not to use it.
Not always the monitor (Score:2, Insightful)
Take it all away... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, and if I go out and have sex, I am more likely to catch the clap or something like that...
I feel celibate enough by visiting this site 20 times a day. I feel pathetic enough oggling over female slashdotters who get karma points. Now you wanna take away my 21" CRT to boot.
To hell with you!
There are ways to avoid that (Score:3, Informative)
Next, and perhaps more important: do NOT strain when you are looking at the screen. I spend most of my time in front of a CRT, and don't have any troubles. Take some breaks, before you eyes hurt. Even closing your eyes and resting them for a few secoonds is often enough. You can also put your cupped palms on your eyes, not touching them, elbows resting on the desk, and imagine pleasant things. Also, look out of the window from time to time.
Apart from these obvious things, there is a right way to look, and many wrong ones. Most people who have vision problems, headaches, eyestrain or pain are in this situation only because they use their eyes in a wrong way. If you want to know more about this, take a look at this site [iblindness.org].
Unbelievable as it seems, I've cured myself of myopia, astigmatism and amblyopia in two years by using the method described in there (it's the Bates method). Besides, it's totally free, and this is a non profit site with no advertissement or such. Everything you need to know is in there
Don't take my word for it, give it a fair try, and see for yourself.
Re:There are ways to avoid that (Score:2)
What?!? Ionizing (bad, what you'd probably call "nukular") radiation from CRTs is so infinitessimal that you are right now receiving a higher dose of ionizing radiation from the radioactive trace elements in the masonry of the building in which you sit. Eyestrain, yes. Harmful radiation? NO! Here's [ibm.com] a nice summary of the actual scientific truth about CRTs and harmful radiation. Get a little education, willya?
Re:There are ways to avoid that (Score:2)
I've looked into this before, and none of those studies have been particularly conclusive. There are also studies that show that RF radiation doesn't do SQUAT. If a cell phone on standby can cause "significant damage", why is there no evidence of massive damage to ham radio operators(100W, 10' away)? Or people working at AM radio stations(25,000W, 50' away)? Or Signal intelligence guys like me who worked next to TLQ-17 jammers (5000W, 10 inches from my head)? The "cell phones cause brain cancer" thing is about as rational as the "power lines cause leukemia" fantasy/theory. Correlation, even STRONG corelation, proves nothing about cause.
I have these symptoms too but (Score:2, Interesting)
Eyes aren't a problem.. (Score:2)
Just started noticing, tho, my "mouse shoulder" - it's always hurting really bad. Most likely due to the fact I'm a "low sitter", and my arm is always pointing up when using the mouse..
Stiff joint there,
So, now, uh -- time for shoulder replacement? Is there a surgery for this as well?
Good ol' LCDs (Score:2)
Other guys on my team have newer, larger LCDs, but nobody has two sitting right next to each other like I do.
I wonder if in a few years time I'll be markedly healthier than the rest of them. (not that I'm not already)
LCD Dodos (Score:4, Insightful)
One specific LCD display was the cause for having a recall of an old desease I had caught in the tropics. I have a small problem with the iris in one of my eyes. It does not react quite well to light changes. Now there was one LCD from no one else but IBM which had some strange feature of "waving" the screen picture. Some people complained about some weirdnesses and headaches and the display was once sent for maintenance. However it kept "waving". So, after 5-6 people refused to work with a $2000 monitor, people gave me the happy news that I would work with it. I could hold no more than 1,5 week. My right eye turned into a red blob, like if a wasp had hit it. I had to pass an "holiday" of one month long till it got back to normal.
So, this story is pure hype for LCD sellers.
unwarranted conclusion (Score:3, Insightful)
VDT!! I'm having a flashback! (Score:2)
Video Display Terminal. Makes me want to write a WFL again.
VDT != CRT. (Score:4, Informative)
To quote from the article
In a three year study with this number of participants, you sould expect a range of monitors to be used, but they show no exception for LCD users. You can see an abstract of the American Journal of Industrial Medicine study this was based on here [wiley.com] or sign up for a trial subscription which will allow you to download the whole study in pdf format.
Data base is 1995-97 (Score:3, Informative)
Personally, however, I am very sensitive to flicker and lack of sharpness so that I really enjoy my (great) Dell 20" TFT.
Re:Data base is 1995-97 (Score:2)
The main problem is sitting at a terminal for hours and hours at a time, not the screen itself. It's the positions we sit in, how close to the screen we are, and how little movement we make.
Is this news??? (Score:2)
The only real difference in heath issues between the two is that you sit far closer to a computer(putting aside keyboard issues for now).
We don't need more studies, we need some Common Sense!!!
One thing to keep in mind: (Score:2)
Re:One thing to keep in mind: (Score:2)
Sitting in one spot will definitely fuck you up. We have predatory bodies, that need and were designed to be USED. Not exercising for years is like not using your car for years. Don't be surprised when it doesn't start, falls apart, and dies early.
It's pretty much a known fact that a shitty CRT (with a low refresh rate -- first thing I do when I visit a client is bump the refresh rate to maximum, nothing will give you a headache faster than 60Hz) will cause headaches and eyestrain, and it is known that these two go hand-in-hand.
No Shit (Score:2)
But then people go and do studies- perfectly reasonable, you need to do such things in order to understand the exact effects. But then people go and act
So it's been known, It doesnt really matter, and Most people are already going for alternatives for other reasons.
I'm not so sure (Score:2, Interesting)
"including headache, low back pain, eyestrain, depression and anxiety."
"complained of headache, eyestrain, joint pain and stiff shoulders."
"lethargy, anxiety and "reluctance to go to work," as well as sleep-related problems including insomnia and fatigue"
Get a new pair of glasses.
Set up your computer ergonomically correct, get yourself a good chair, and sit up straight.
Maybe you are just bored of your job.
Sitting in a chair for 8 hours a day is going to fatigue your body. Get off your ass and workout after work.
Proper ergonomical setup is the absolute key to computer work.
Some tips (Score:3, Informative)
Do situps(abdominal) after 3 hours of sitting.
Sit straight, dont crouch
Keep monitor at eye height
Add more calcium to your diet
If you develop back pain, dont IGNORE, go to the doc now!
remind yourself to blink regularly, not blinking is dangerous
Try using a screen(3M makes AFAIK)
Every morning excerise wrists by using the grip builder or clenching unclenching
Last but not the least, remember, health is wealth
Statistically significant != causation (Score:5, Insightful)
Firstly, the term "statistically significant" means that the relationship observed was unlikely to occur by chance. This does not mean that there is definitely a correlation, but that there is a probability of finding a correlation.
Secondly even a very strong correlation when found, does not meant that there is causation, just that there is something interrelating those factors. For example there could be a strong correlation between a person's age and their owning a car. This does not mean that your growing up will cause you to own a car, or that owning a car makes you older. The two variables are interrelated in a system that involves many more complexe factors, but which yields results that keep certain observed factors grouped together. Finding actual causation is much more difficult.
Thirdly, this type of study is called an observational study, where you send out questionaires and look for correlations. These types of studies have very unclear results generally, and really cannot show causation. There is no talk in the article, for example, of what types of people were responding to the study. Often in voluntary response studies you find that there is an unusually high number of people of one particular tendency who respond more readily than another, so that will skew the results. What you would need to do in order to find actual causation is a set of experiments, with control groups, to show an actual causal relationship between VDT use and health. What observational studies are useful for is drawing attention to a subject and saying we need more attention to this issue.
Anyway, here I am rambling on to little point. They say in the article that they need to do more work, and that is my whole point. Its just that often people read articles like this and jump to conclusions like "my computer is going to make me crazy and depressive". So just relax and don't worry... yet!
Exposure to PHBs is bad for your health (Score:3, Funny)
Common symptoms of exposure to PHBs includes irritability, fatigue, nausea and rectal leakage.
If you suspect that you are one of the millions of workers who have been exposed, you are encouraged to visit your nearest BAR[2] for treatment.
[1] Pointy-Haired Boss
[2] Benevolent Alcohol Repository
The Cause -- Radiation (Score:2, Interesting)
The problem outside of those taken into account (namely posture and lack of exercise) is radiation given off by the CRT. A study/test was done with computer users (mostly programmers) working 8 hour shifts for 5 days, then testing the blood. Rouleaux was found of the blood that linked in fashion of that found in Alzheimer's Disease. The low-level radiation that caused this would even pass through lead. The symptoms are those described in the article.
The solution they found was sunlight. After the subjects spent the weekend outdoors, the condition disappeared.
Afterwards, the reserchers suggested exposure to sunlight, indirectly -- that is, partial or full shade or northern exposure. Another option is to use a full-spectrum, natural light, which you can buy from various companies including OTT-Lite. [www.ott-lite.com]
The research was headed by Dr. John Ott, who perfected time-lapse photography [Disney]. Dr. Ott was instrumental in having warnings and safety measures for radiation placed on televisions in the 1960's. He has demononstrated with different spectrums of light the growth, gender, and death of plants.
'til dawn...
More studies (Score:2)
They should have phrased this using Standard Boilerplate Recommendation #N: "Finally, we recommend that the preparers of this study receive greatly increased funding. This is the only feasible way forward."
sitting too close? (Score:2)
Could it be said that a 20" flat panel mounted to the wall above my desk would give me the same results as the 17" CRT without the strain? It'd be 2 ft away, that seems reasonable.
timothy (Score:2)
is a damned idiot.
Things have changed since 1997!! (Score:2)
Where has this guy been? While he's been sitting and wasting time in his lazy job, I now have a 19", gabillion color, flat screen crt (er... excuse me VDT - heaven forbid I use the venacular of the plebian masses; may academia save us all), at 100hz, with nice task lighting, split keyboard and ergo chair.
What this study tells me is that he doesn't have the connections to get published, and finally someone gave him a break - perhaps just to humiliate him. I don't need any further research; I need a job like this guy has, where I {ahem} work for two years and they expected the results five years later. I'll take, even if I have to use his bad "VDT".
I think I'll just automate this guy out of existence -- and I'll do it in 23 lines - of csh (just to be a bastard!)
Possibly True (Score:2, Informative)
I used to have strong headaches (unusual for me) an ever increasing eye strain (I've always been sensitive to light but this was much more intense than I usually experience) and lack of sleep (I'm a night owl, but only when I use the computer too much)... and all kinds of other problems. Usually irritated and sore, strained eyes.
I got a glare filter at first and the headaches went away but the straining didn't.
Years go by. 3 months ago I get a Sony 17.1 LCD TFT. No more headaches. Instantly no more strainging. Good sleep patterns (probly an effect of me getting married in the same time frame as when I got the LCD)... my eyes are better, no more sore or irritated (unless I deprive myself of sleep)...
Don't know exactly if it makes a different scientifically, but I do know that when I start to use my server for more than 30 mintues (CRT) I start to get "light-headed" and my eyes again strain and irritate until I turn away and it's all better again.
I have experienced, I think there is a relation (with me) in this. Others I know that have programmed for 30 years or more have no eye problems. So it must be in the person or the monitor or other factors considered. Nonetheless, I think CRT/LCD differences are significant and make a diifference on the eye.
Thanks,
Me
Personal solutions to back pain (Score:2)
A few years ago, I started sitting on a Gymnic [gymnic.com] ball. Sure, people in the office make fun of me, but I have NO more neck pain. Still a little bit of back pain, but yoga and swimming keep that under control. Oh, and the insurance-paid massages help, too.
The evolutionary path we've been on didn't lead us to these bodies to sit in one place for so long.
Not about CRT!!! (Score:2)
They are talking about all types of computer monitors, hence the term video display terminal (VDT). They are not differentiating between LCD and CRT monitors, so your excuse to purchase a LCD just went out the window.
Re:safety goggles? (Score:4, Interesting)
And we computer geeks have the nerve to whine about our arses getting sore... There's a simple solution: Drink 2 quarts of water every work day. You'll be surprised how many levels this will work on:
1. You'll have to get up and take a walk to the loo at least every hour. This excercise and stretching will help eliminate the aches & pains.
2. With the extra water, your body will be more efficient at eliminating toxins, and you'll generally feel better and more alert.
3. Keeping a steady flow of water will eliminate cravings for junk food & soda. This will have the long term effect of making you more attractive to the opposite sex!
Considering that most of the symptoms (including eye-strain) can be compounded by cronic dehydration, this regimin is worth a try!
regards,
-sg
Why the fuck would I want to do that? (Score:2)
Hi. My name is Steve Ballmer, and I pronounce "sexy" as "fat ass".