Power Your AMD Via Tesla Coils 167
Propane writes "Here's a fine gentleman that decided to power his AthlonXP via a Tesla Coil right here at arstechnia. Looks like he has some cooling issues, he is currently looking for suggestions on cooling, maybe he can get some tips from
Misson: Submersible."
wot the? (Score:1)
Oh My God! (Score:1)
What will they think of next!?
Re:Oh My God! (Score:2)
Oh, great. As if the air industry didn't have enough troubles. Now you want people to bring Tesla coils onto planes?
I'll take the non-smoking section.
Re:Oh My God! (Score:2)
What will they think of next!?
Hopefully some pretty lightweight Faraday Cages for hard drives given the huge EMP field assaulting the microscopic magnetic charge states on the hard drive platters.
Here... let me get my degausser and run it over my hard drives a few times and I'll enjoy the side effects of a Tesla Coil powered PC. Oh wait, that would be WRONG.
What a waste! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What a waste! (Score:1, Funny)
Way too funny! (Score:1)
Is anyone out there? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure there's noise limit laws to prevent this kind of thing (:
Re:Is anyone out there? (Score:2)
Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:4, Informative)
Maybe not, but with no actual details on the page...I'm skeptical.
-Sokie
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:1)
Hey, look at this quote:
"Dude.
Slashdot got trolled.
From the writeup, they think it's for real.
Jesus.
I hope not."
When did they say that? Oh, February of last year. I don't like this one bit.
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:2)
That comment was not made in February of last year. The comment was from today. The user registered last February. Still doesn't stop it from being funny.
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:1)
>his "Tesla coils" look a hell of a lot like the
>lightning effect from Photoshop
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:1)
I want to believe [google.ch]
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:5, Informative)
I don't think the lightning effects are photoshop - thats exactly what a tesla coil looks like if u photograph it in the day time.
This is without a doubt a joke - if u really did this you would fry the motherboard without a doubt. Tesla coils produce 100,000's of v's at frequencies of around 150Khz and very little average current (though peak current in a strike to ground can momentarily become very high).
Look at http://www.hot-streamer.com for more pics and stuff and http://hot-streamer.com/christophertelford/teslac
if you want some nice pictures / divX 5 videos of a real coil operating.
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:1)
Yes, they can and do throw lightning bolts like that - you can see the one in the garage striking the door and something hanging down.
For a second I thought someone had actually made something in the true spirit of the Tesla radio patent and powered a pc using energy from a resonant coupled rf coil - that is, one coil is powered from the wall socket in the usual manner, maybe w/o the dramatic lightning. A few yards (or further) away another resonant coil is setup and power is drawn from that, somehow rectified and regulated down to +12 and 5 volts dc. I really don't know how much power can be 'transported' for how much distance with something like that - but just last night I was playing with a small version of something similar: a simple coil/variable cap (resonant at from 80 to 150Mhz - it was from a one tube FM superregen rcvr experiment) and a grid dipper a couple of inches away. Anyway, with a 'scope on the 'receiver' coil/cap at resonance you can pickup about 3 - 5 volts peak-peak. Again, don't know how much current/power is available but the voltage resonance rise can be amazing to see. YOu can also pickup a volt or so from a tank ckt tuned to a nearby AM station.
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:2)
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:1)
Re:Maybe I'm wrong.... (Score:2)
I just can't imagine how this would power a computer. Most computer circuits run on low voltage. Just a few volts. I can't imagine how a huge tesla coil wouldn't fry a processor considering unnoticable low current 1,000 volt static discharges can cause a mobo to fail.
This guy is full of shit. I just see a picture of the coils out on a lawn and then some pictures of a computer. Powering a computer with a tesla coil is a good way to make liquid silicon.
Pfft. (Score:5, Funny)
Any real inventor would make sure it had an infinite supply of power.
Re:Pfft. (Score:2)
ridiculous (Score:2)
but is it cool? hell yeah its cool.
Re:ridiculous (Score:1)
Slow and overpriced? Oh wait, you're talking about the burger, aren't you?
(Calm down, guys. I run a Mac news site
wow, that's fake. (Score:5, Informative)
Amusing for the overclocking crowd, but even more amusing if you believe it.
Re:wow, that's fake. (Score:1)
its amzzing the number off ppl
on
this as actual..
HUH..... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:HUH..... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:HUH..... (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Mysterious. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Mysterious. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Mysterious. (Score:2)
I do believe what we are seeing here is NOT a hoax, but is in fact a *joke* - how amazing eh' ;)
Since this is in our Distributed Computing Arcana, I thought this would be fit well: Ars Technica Food Court [dbestern.net]
open joke != hoax (Score:1)
Very funny. (Score:3, Informative)
The only way i could see this as a serious Slashdot headline would be to post it on April first.
Re:Very funny. (Score:2)
Well, this IS
Defective or broken parts... (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm. (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:5, Informative)
htt
http://
http://www.moloch.org/pn4pics/images/laser-
http://www.xpcshop.idv.tw/img/raymond/46007
Looks like none of those photos are his. That giant fan looked suspiciously familiar as well.
It's still funny
Re:Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:2)
I can't believe
Re:Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:1)
Re:Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:1)
Maybe
Re:Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:1)
Re:Hoax - Look at the image URLs (Score:2)
Line, hook and sinker (Score:1)
Tesla coils are dangerous! (Score:2, Informative)
Obligatory Commment (Score:1)
Dangerous, but its the only way to save us all! (Score:5, Funny)
1) The main effect of lightning is that you black out. When you wake up, something will be different.
2) Usually the different thing is your brain. You may have gained ESP, or perhaps telekinesis.
3) Sometimes the result of a lightning strike is speed. Since lightning moves so fast, it may transfer this speed into you. It is also possible that conditions #2 and #3 both happen, meaning that you think super-fast.
4) Occasionally, the electricity of the lightning will be transferred to you. If this happens, you have most likely become a being of pure energy, capable of jumping into electrical sockets, flying, etc. You'll also have super speed, since as we know, electricity is fast.
5) If its a rare, freak accident, you may not gain any super powers at all. However, this means that something important happened to someone ELSE while you were passed out. Perhaps, for example, your arch-nemesis kidnapped your fiance. This is most likely to happen if you already HAVE super powers, or at least really cool talents.
6) All plasma state electrical discharges have the same capabilities of imbuing super powers as lightening does. Be warned, however, that when you do experiments in a LAB involving lighting, you're likely to get a side effect of criminal insanity due to the electrical strike, especially if you already know a super-hero or are working late into the night. If your an ASSISTANT of someone else who is doing the work, and you're just there because you're trying to make money for a good reason (for instance, to buy your mother a nice birthday present), you're almost guaranteed to get super powers if there is an accident.
Re:Dangerous, but its the only way to save us all! (Score:1)
Re:Dangerous, but its the only way to save us all! (Score:1)
Narf.
Re:Tesla coils are dangerous! (Score:1)
Obviously fake - but funny (Score:1)
power your CPU by burning wood (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:power your CPU by burning wood (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:power your CPU by burning wood (Score:1)
Re:power your CPU by burning wood (Score:1)
Space Age Engineering (Score:3, Funny)
alert! (Score:1)
will this tesla coil stop the gdi? this one [mobygames.com] failed to do that.
For Those Who Aren't "Evil" (Score:1)
* Superhero seeking missle not included.
Re:For Those Who Aren't "Evil" (Score:1)
Bogus (Score:3, Informative)
Tesla coils produce high voltage (1000s of volts) but not much amperage. This kind of voltage would probably zap your Athlon into oblivion...
And as someone else pointed out, there's no mention of clock speeds - a processor won't run faster just because you feed it high voltage.
Re:Bogus (Score:1)
The point? (Score:2, Informative)
I'm trying to figure out why this is even on Slashdot to begin with. Is this some ingenious way of modding a system (Quickly becoming the computer equivalent of "rice rocket" Civics)? No, it does not:
Improve the system's performance - as one poster has already mentioned, other bottlenecks exist which would more efficiently improve the system.
Look cool - call me crazy, but his setup looks like my old Pentium 100 I can't bear to throw away. I've seen some really great case mods on /. and this doesn't even qualify.
Now, is this a new way to power a system? Perhaps, but usable -- never! What purpose does this serve to anybody? Do we learn anything? Not really.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that Slashdot needs to have a better criteria for what is being posted. Clearly updates on the newest version of Mozilla is acceptable as we are, for the most part, users of alternative products (non M$), yea even the claim of the third moon affects our intragalactic geography. But a Tesla Coil powered system (that looks completely fake)? C'mon, this has no relevance to anybody.
Re:The point? none. (Score:1)
Re:The point? none. (Score:2)
Occasionally our highly sophisticated intelligent agents write stuff to convince everyone slashdot is still populated by *real* hackers.
Meanwhile I have this rather clever water powered windmill that drives a wind turbine to pump up oil which I use to turn an internal combustion engine which drives my laptop. When the laptop is off, I use the excess power to fill up my water reservior. At night I use my batteryless solar torches to power a tesla coil to run a rather natty blue fluorescent tube.
or something
Troc
Re:The point? (Score:1)
Perhaps its the STYLE (Score:1)
Re:Perhaps its the STYLE (Score:1)
I recently purchased a "mini" tesla coil.
Its about 10 inches high, with a ball on top rather then a toroid.
Now odviously its not going to shoot 6 foot streamers across the room, but it will do 2 - 3 inch ones.
The cool thing is because the streamers are soo small, it actually makes a pretty cool toy.
(Its also much lower voltage. around 60,000 volts.)
When I cant find a lighter, I just fire it up, tune it to 13 clicks past start,
stick my cigarette about half an inch away from the ball, and in about 10 seconds, I have a lit cig.
One of the other cool things to do with this insanely small tesla, is fire it up within about 10 feet of someones comptuer.
Computers are pretty well RFI shielded, but keyboards and mice sure as hell arent.
Watch your friends freak as their mouse cursor flys randomly across the screen,
Programs opening and closing at random, and text appearing out of nowhere that looks like it came out of a random number generator.
One small drawback is that when they realize whats going on, you normally either get completely bitched out, or the crap beaten out of you. (depending on whom your playing this little gag on)
Also, if you place a 100 watt or higher incandecent light bulb on top of the thing, You have a mini plazma globe..
Even more fun for your stoned girlfriend, Or your acid tripping self for that matter.
--Una
tesla powered what? (Score:2, Funny)
I can't wait for the quantum computers. It'll be funny watching people try to squeeze a few more exa-flops out of thier computers via relativity.
Relativistic Quantum Computers (Score:1)
Unless we decide to try quantum computing right new to a black hole, I don't think relativity has anything to do with it.
Security? (Score:2)
It's a hoax (Score:1)
Anyways, this is a hoax. There is no need for all of that stuff. Why is this here?
YHBT (Score:2)
Re:YHBT (Score:2)
The truth hurts.
But hey, what's a chuckle among forums?
sorry but... THIS IS A FAKE (Score:2, Informative)
1) If you check the URL'ds of the images, they are coming from different sources.
2) The Lightning coming of the coils is a photoshop effect
3) The Tesla Coils are not Tesla Coils at all. If you look at the bottom of the structires, they are being held in place with plastic plant pots. These wouls melt in seconds
4) Everyone on the board over at arestechnica is laughing at us
At least we gave them a few hits...
Slashdot Gets Trolled (Score:1, Funny)
Cooling power (Score:1)
-dk
Re:Cooling power (Score:1)
Seriously, I like the way the PVC piping and the clear sides come together.
Very nice.
Cheers,
Jonathan
U wish I could Mod Stories Down (Score:2)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
power my amd with *WHAT*? (Score:1, Funny)
To me it... (Score:1)
Oh well.
I Forgot... (Score:1)
Karma for editors (Score:1)
Bad karma, Mr. Editor? Ya not posting on the front page for a while sir!
THIS IS BS! (Score:1)
check the img url's!
Somebody get this off slashdot. Your given yourselves and all your readers a bad name!
GET THIS OFF THE SITE!
ChrisD should be removed. (Score:1)
Ripping Vinyl Via Your Scanner? [slashdot.org]
ChrisD is a moron. I agree with an earlier poster about editor karma; let's hit 'em where it hurts.
Flash Gordon was right (Score:1)
stupid gullible and humorless (Score:2)
Read it, laugh, move along. If you can't, then just get over it or go away.
um.... (Score:2, Insightful)
You don't need to check image urls to know that.
*shake head*
- Josiah
Just a few reasons why this is impossible (Score:2, Informative)
In the other news (Score:2)
some of these [royalsoc.ac.uk]. They [vanderbilt.edu]
tried to stop me by using these [google.ca]
and these [ou.edu]
but I did not give in!
I know a guy [spawntoys.com] and he helped me to bring these [ranor.com] in so we could design [google.ca] and design some more [ocn.ne.jp] and build some of these [ou.edu] and these [gepower.com] and fight everyone [firstscience.com] off and scary [netvigator.com] the rest.
So finally, I could use more of
these [nthu.edu.tw] and these [ihi.co.jp] and these [ou.edu] to get my freakingly cool nuclear powered microprocessor. [perfecthost.net]
Re:What next? (Score:1)
Re:Nice we can't slashdot it! (Score:1)
Re:Doofii (Score:1, Informative)
However, the Van De Graff sparks can kill you more easily, it's a bit harder to be killed by the Tesla sparks, due to the "skin effect" of high-frequency A.C.