Sony plans to release new toy: Airboard 66
valmont: "The folks at cnet have this article about Sony's latest toy: The Airboard. It seems to merge all kinds of wild stuff in a pad hooked to a base station with TV Antenna and wireless modem: simultaneous TV and Internet/web browsing, remote-controlling of home appliances. Looks pretty nifty ..." And considering that Sony is hep to Transmeta, I wonder what chip and OS will power this thing.
Re:What's the networking? (Score:1)
The article says a wireless modem. You can read that as a $30/month subscription to a crappy 9.6Kbs connection.
Then, I think you have definately mis-read it.
First of all, in Japan wireless modems are up to 128Kbs. They use a different network type much more suited to data.
Second, I assume that the article was refering to a wireless modem which connects to the base station. A mis-nomer I know, but it would not be the first time. Panasonic already sells notebooks in Japan with wireless ISDN. That is, there is a wireless adapter built into the notebook connecting it to an ISDN terminal adapter. The ISDN TA then connects as standard. This product was described as having "wireless ISDN". Note, that the referncess of wireless is to the communication between the base station and the roming unit, not how the base station communicates to the outside world.
Walter Mitty
sigh (Score:1)
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Re:Ummm, aren't you guys forgetting something? (Score:1)
Re:MEEPT!! (Score:1)
When did you find your password?
Wow, I just went on a search for MEEPT!! posts, and I found a whole bunch of them, and now I get a *new* one! This is great!
And, so help me, if anyone mods this down for being "Offtopic" or anything else, I'll hunt you down, hack slashdot myself, change your user page to goatse.cx, and post even more comments.
MEEPT!! is back! The world must know! Let every slash poster rejoice, and make merry!
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Busted! (Score:1)
On another note, I suppose you have never told or laughed at a sexist, racist, or otherwise offensive joke? Somehow I doubt it.
If you must express your offense, don't knock the moderator for his sense of humour, knock the poster for his insensitivity.
damn it all to hell (Score:1)
Sony == Lock-in (Score:1)
Hmmm... (Score:1)
If I find the group of engineers responsible for this and pokemon broadcasts.. *grumble*
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Re:Airboard (Score:1)
Now you know HOW natalie portman wound up being petrified (and coincidentally, was naked at the time)... it was marketing.
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Re:Back to the Future (Score:1)
Re:The ultimate couch potato... (Score:1)
Re:Airboard (Score:1)
Re:Does this mean... (Score:1)
built to put darwinism in practice.
Um.... One VERY BIG PROBLEM WITH THIS IDEA! (Score:1)
Back to the Future (Score:1)
*sigh*
Josh
Interesting Concept (Score:1)
Re:Interesting Concept (Score:1)
Re:This Post May Spontaneously Combust (Part 2) (Score:1)
Oops, this comment must have been inserted by l33t haX0rs, please don't moderate me down for it! ;-)
How can I tell? Well, because Dragonfly Blue would never troll, would he?
Re:Airboard (Score:1)
Actually, that's a "Hoverboard". I've always wanted one.
Was someone complaining about editing? (Score:1)
What the hell does that mean? Is this from the original Sony dialect of Japlish?
Re:Does this mean... (Score:1)
don't worry, i've videotaped my monitor reading your post and mailed it to myself. you're safe.
FluX
After 16 years, MTV has finally completed its deevolution into the shiny things network
Airboard (Score:1)
But this is not an Airboard! An airboard can be seen in Back to the Future part 2, in which Marty McFly played by that guy who shakes a lot, rides one.
An airboard is a skateboard, but it floats!
God damn it sony, get it right next time.
Chip and OS (Score:1)
Maybe cuecat?
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Re:Back to the Future (Score:1)
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Re:goddmmmt (Score:1)
and a cheeseburger. but with no pickels. why do they put pickels on them? they're not very good. most people either pick them off, order it without them and everyone else is just indifferent about them. cut them out and pass the savings onto consumers, i say.
DOWN WITH PICKELS
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..I don't care about the silly karma so.. (Score:1)
Sony's "new" idea? (Score:1)
Anyone else remember the Mac TV [apple-history.com]? How much progress have we made in 7 years?
This Post May Spontaneously Combust (Part 2) (Score:1)
My mom is not a Karma whore!
goddmmmt (Score:1)
god I want one of those, and a lightsaber too.
But can it... (Score:1)
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Re:Keep on posting stories? (Score:1)
Generic dreams (Score:1)
Re:Keep on posting stories? (Score:1)
"One kink in Sony's plans: A parts shortage.." (Score:1)
Re:Don't hold your breath... (Score:1)
At least officially, they haven't released a price on it yet. It says it's "open", which tends to mean that retailers can set their own prices pretty widely. And that tends to mean the price nosedives after a few weeks.
With any luck, it'll be dirt cheap from competition by mid-January...
Awwwww.... (Score:1)
Re:Does this mean... (Score:1)
Comes with floating rubber ducky antenna.
Not a bad idea- i say (Score:1)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:1)
Of course, I could just rely on Bob & Tom (and CHIIIICK!) for my morning insanity, but it wouldn't be the same...
Besides, how many shows with yellow rabbits that shoot lightning out of their asses have you seen? =)
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Re:Sounds Fishy To Me (Score:1)
aren't you?!
I think Timmy is a Monkey! (Score:2)
Sony make plans to new toy banna food yummy.
Enlgish me speak hep to transmetta banna...
Re:i bet (Score:2)
Hell, no. Going to the "smallest room" for a crap would be a pleasure if you could take your internet connection with you!
Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
Thought exists only as an abstraction
Locks In To Base? (Score:2)
Re:What's the networking? (Score:2)
It seems that all these companies can think of is a way to lock consumers into a ridiculous pay-me-for-a-year contract. I want a base station with all the connectivity options of a standard PC. I want 802.11 wireless networking in the pad and X windows or a functional replacement that would allow anyone to log in and get their personal desktop. NT doesn't cut it since it downloads and stores a bunch of crap on the client. I don't want to waste money on a HD, powerful processor, >4 Megs of memory. I just want to pay for the bare minimum of a remote "display", not a remote "PC".
Another story put the projected price of this thing at $1100(US). I can get last years laptop much cheaper than that, and have much more functionality. The point of cutting out the functionality is to get a lower price, so the Airboard doesn't cut it in this case.
Someone here is bound to have better insight than me. How much would it cost to design a display that has a 9 inch screen, 802.11 modem, minimal memory processor and ROM, and that boots off the network? The price for the first unit would have to include a wireless NIC for the base station PC. Could this design be open-sourced and built cheaply? Could a small office, around 2 to 10 people, benefit from a system with one central server and several portable, remote displays?
Re:Airboard (Score:2)
Actually, an Australian comapny is marketing a personal hovercraft called the AirBoard [airboard.net]. The inventor says he was originally inspired by BttF2. They are a bit pricey though, around $7,000 (I think that is Aussie dollars, but the web site its pretty vague.)
They can go 25 kph, but aren't marketed as street legal, so you're supposed to use them in your yard, or at the beach. However, since they don't have wheels, I don't think they can be classified as vehicles, and unless a cop has authority to arrest for illegally operating an aircraft, I bet you could take it on most public streets where it is safe to drive that slowly.
The website seems to marketing them as an alternative to go-karts for amusement rides.
Re:Awwwww.... (Score:2)
Just kidding, although sometimes Sony is innovative, mostly they are just corporate. And this comes from a frequent supporter of Sony products...
Re:But can it... (Score:2)
My Karma is going to be bad but.... (Score:2)
Ummm, aren't you guys forgetting something? (Score:2)
What short memories you have. Look I realize I'm probably going to troll myself out of existence. But remember what that VP "Steve Heckler, senior vice president of Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. According to him, Napster WILL lose, because "The [music] industry will take whatever steps it needs to protect itself and protect its revenue streams. It will not lose that revenue stream, no matter what." . . . "We will develop technology that transcends the individual user. We will firewall Napster at source -- we will block it at your cable company, we will block it at your phone company, we will block it at your [Internet-service provider]. We will firewall it at your PC."
http://slashdot.org/articles/00/08/23/0212232_F.sI'm NOT going to buy anything at Sony. All that technology that is mentioned (all vapor IMHO) will make sure that this guys fantasy will be a reality. Look, don't buy Columbia records. Don't watch Sony movies. Don't buy their computers and certainly don't buy their consumer electronics. Multinationals corporations that control content, distribution and the devices that play them are evil.
Come now... (Score:2)
After all, there's no more respected voice in freedom of ideas, freedom of speech, and all those other nifty ideals that large parts of the net are founded upon. Just ask Connectix, Offspring, or anyone connected with DeCSS!
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Wireless? Airport? (Score:2)
Oh Well (Score:2)
1) Memory Stick - the BetaMax of Flash Memory - doomed to failure, and destined to take all its 'supporters' devices to the scrap yard, and money with them.
2) Sony's Home Network AV/IT Gateway yadda yadda yadda - have these people never heard of TCP/IP & Ethernet? USB/IEE1394/Bluetooth etc? Like I need a home full of proprietary Networked devices. I wouldn't even consider buying any Sony product that requires another SONY device to 'communicate'. What the hell are they thinking?
Attention Sony: Stop trying to take over the world w/ your proprietary BS! First adopters (the
Tell your neighbours/friends/relatives to:
Re:BSD and PowerPC (Score:2)
Betcha it won't be an Itanic^H^H^nium.
Won't be a P4, neither, unless we want all the gold medals in weightlifting in the 2004 games.
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Re:Don't hold your breath... (Score:2)
America is going to have couch pumpkins (Score:2)
What's the networking? (Score:3)
If they're going to make a device that dials up their provider, I don't even want to know. However, if they're going to build something that has a base station component, so I can attach it to my local LAN, and have wireless internet anywhere in my house without the cost of a laptop, cool.
Applications like
I had a couple of other ideas, but they went away. Think: anything you could do with a slim, A4 size PDA screen?
also (Score:3)
it talks about how the airbord is supposed to bridge the digital divide for those who don't have computer access. ironic being that it costs more than one.
FluX
After 16 years, MTV has finally completed its deevolution into the shiny things network
Don't hold your breath... (Score:3)
A shame though... it would have made such a good toy.
F*** Sony (Score:3)
Who is going to firewall Napster on our very PC's? Sony.
Who is a member of both the MPAA and RIAA? Sony.
Sorry if I care very little for Sony and anything related.
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Does this mean... (Score:3)
Ahem... (Score:3)
*PART* of Sony is hep to Transmeta. Another part is hep to the RIAA.
This is a big company. This thing could come with Carnivore Lite. =)
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i bet (Score:3)
oh yea, and get some depends man-diapers and i'd be set.
Memories of a goldfish. (Score:4)
Aug 23, 2000: Sony VP on Stopping Napster [slashdot.org]
"The [music] industry will take whatever steps it needs to protect itself and protect its revenue streams. It will not lose that revenue stream, no matter what... Sony is going to take aggressive steps to stop this... We will develop technology that transcends the individual user. We will firewall Napster at source -- we will block it at your cable company, we will block it at your phone company, we will block it at your [Internet-service provider]. We will firewall it at your PC."
Whether you give squat about Napster, you do need to remember that this is a corporation who apparently wants to sell you on products which will be the gatekeepers to your access to the internet. Not for your convenience, but to protect their REVENUE STREAMS. (Read: not artists, not property, not people, but HOW MUCH MONEY THEY CAN GET FROM YOU )
Granted, that's what most companies are after, but many seem to do it more tactfully than this. I've canceled my future purchases of Sony hardware and products (although I admit the PS2 is tempting) because of this stance. Not advocating an organized boycott, but I figured I might be yet another one of those people who won't let this down.
I mean they're counting on you to be a goldfish:
"Not in MY PC, not in MY CABLE MODEM!
Not in MY-- ooh... shiny, purple.. buttons... VaaaaIIIIIooo.."
The ultimate couch potato... (Score:5)
9:45am - wake up and roll over.
9:50am - devour tube of scrambled eggs w/ french toast.
10:00am - Reach over and switch on "Airboard".
10:05am - Begin day of telecommuting, teleconferencing and all kinds of telecrap!
6:45pm - you feel sleepy, use "Airboard" to switch on TV across the room.
7:20pm - Nothing on TV, you switch everything off and roll your lard ass over and go back to sleep. You've had a busy day you little buckaroo! Get some rest, you deserve it.
No thanks, I like actually doing physical work and exercising.
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those rascally norwegians (Score:5)
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