Babbage Engine Printer Finally Available 89
MrCreosote writes: "This story from the BBC announces the availability of a printer for the Babbage Difference Engine. Originally designed to print the tables that were calculated by the difference engine, it includes advanced features such as user definable formatting and auto line wrap. It is widely believed that the lack of peripherals was a significant factor in the failure of the Difference Engine taking off and gaining a significant market share -- a situation that has led to the current Microsoft monopoly." Kudos to the folks at London's Science Museum who actually built this.
Modem (Score:1)
Now we only need a Morse code modem, and lines between several Difference Engines, and we could have an analog Internet...
Of course, if this had caught on back then, after a few days somebody would come up with a way to transfer porn...
Harald
difference engine warez ? (Score:1)
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Still waiting... (Score:1)
Babbage engine failed becuase it couldn't do pr0n! (Score:1)
Roman engineer had plan for a steam engine! (Score:1)
Why? (Score:2)
I mean, for it's time the Difference Engine was a highly advanced concept, but it's now the year 2000, not 1780, and we have these amazing things called computers. What is the point of building something which can't even compete with my pocket calculator? And then building a printer for it? Is it my imagination, or is this just a waste of taxpayer's money, money which would be better spent on important social services like health care?
Is anyone... (Score:3)
Re:But can you print a Snoopy Calendar? (Score:1)
IIRC, there is an analytical engine simulator floating around on the new. My gut says fourmilab.ch has it, but I don't have time to check, sorry.
Re:Big! (Score:1)
Re:Attack of the zombie geniuses (Score:2)
>ancient greece) say if he saw a scanning tunneling microscope in action?
Ah, yes, Democretes (or whatever the correct phrase is). WIth the simple
demand, "Show me your atoms Democretes," Aristotle set physics back
a thousand years. Hmm, 200years/word, not bad
And in the last civilization that had a fighting chance of doing
the analytics for several hundred years (I'm guessing the next after
Athens would be Arabs in the late first millenium), he set it
back another 500 with his "natural rate of fall" instead of testing
gravity.
The biting irony of the whole thing is that in the introduction to
his Physics, he states the need to test with experiment . .
hawk, a philsopher and physicist as well
Ah, but wait till you attach a V8 to it! (Score:1)
Now if only... (Score:2)
Q did it! (Score:1)
He is Q from the 007 series. In "The World is not Enough", he retired. And this is what he's doing with his engineering ability!
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Eject! (Score:1)
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Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:2)
I fancy wasnering down to our micro (and nano) engineering dept. here at Birmingham Uni (UK) and seeing if they could make a nano-sized version. Portable difference engines
There's always that book "The Difference Engine" by Gibson and Sterling - very good and thought provoking account of how things could have turned out.
Troc
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:2)
Troc
Re:But can you print a Snoopy Calendar? (Score:1)
But can you print a Snoopy Calendar? (Score:2)
So, it is a real question: could one find settings for the Difference engine + printer that would print a Snoopy Calendar? or any recognisable image?
Is there a simulator available?
Actually that's an ever better question, and a nice student project: write a Difference engine (or even Analytical Engine) simulator -- ideally with graphics showing the simulated machine in operation, but failing that, just simulating the abstract operations.
Steve Linton
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:2)
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:2)
Better make it a UDI driver... (Score:2)
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Re:Blimey... (Score:1)
Imagine... (Score:3)
(sorry! I had to!)
More seriously, wouldn't it be more interesting to have a CAD/software model of the system. By trying it out in a simulation, generations to come might learn a trick or two about engineering, thus, thinking better.
A joyous effort however.
Anybody remember those Gorilla Bannana printers? (Score:2)
Slow, noisy, and primitive looking... it was probably less advanced then the unit Babbage designed hundreds of years before...
Though it did have a parallel port
Classic British Understatement (Score:2)
"New device not ideal for mobile use..."
... and a german geek (Score:1)
I read his book, how they build the machine(s). I can say only one thing: They had the true hacker spirit!
Blimey... (Score:5)
And I thought getting hardware support for Linux took a long time!
(Sorry, couldn't resist it
Cheers,
Tim
Engineering Tolerances (Score:2)
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But it doesn't say... (Score:1)
And where's the source, I mean blueprints
Re:London Sci-Mus (Score:2)
That place is a geek wonderland. I wandered around for two happy days, looking at the underwater phone cables, steam engines, old computers, really old mechanical computing devices, the big model railroad, the submarine(!), the interactive chemistry experiments. And they have live demonstrations of bigger experiments, one of which is a demonstration of artificial lightning. Indoors! BOOM! (and the little model of the house catches fire... Whee!)
Check it out if you are ever in Munich.
Torrey Hoffman (Azog)
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:2)
Well... He should've read Cogs Complete then, shouldn't he?
Silly Babbage.
Re:Why? (Score:1)
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Oh come on, people (Score:3)
C'mon. Grow up and get a real computer.
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Re:Oh come on, people (Score:1)
And the 3D acceleration sucks. How am I suppose to play Quake on this thing?
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Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:1)
Babbage did some pretty cool stuff. But, I read in a magazine (Science and Technology, IIRC) that the main reason Babbage couldn't get his engine built was because he was a pretty arrogant guy and tended to piss off potential investors.
I seem to recal an effort to build the engine using only tools of the time. Again, IIRC, it was built and it worked.
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Re:Oh come on, people (Score:2)
Oh, sorry, I was confusing it with another dead computer.
Bill studied Babbage (Score:2)
Re:Because... (Score:1)
Re:But can you print a Snoopy Calendar? (Score:1)
Re:Because... (Score:1)
Because... (Score:5)
When an anthropologist makes a flint knife, is he wasting his time because he can by a far superior pocket knife for a couple of bucks?
Are paleontologists wasting their time trying to understand dinosaurs because they are extinct?
There are three good reasons I can immediately see to build something like this.
(1) It helps us get a better appreciation exactly what our ancestors were capable of doing.
A lot of people have crackpot economic and social theories that flourish in ignorance of history. We have a tendency to think that the way things turned out was inevitable; it is important to question these assumptions. What had happened if Babbage had more time and resources? Things could have been very different
(2) It has educational value -- it can teach students about mechanics and mathematics.
(3) It is important for designers to understand the basic principles of computational machines, and no better way to understand basic principles than looking at real examples early primitive machines. Sure you can plug together boards and create a powerful computer, but what about people in the future who will create entirely new computational technologies such as mechanical nanocomputers? These people will need to have a database of basic designs.
Who knows, maybe someday we'll have the quantum equivalent of mercury delay tubes in some future computer. Part of the charm of computer science is that in many ways there is nothing new under the sun.
Actually, he's dead. (Score:1)
But here's his picture [umich.edu].
timothy
Re:Engineering Tolerances (Score:1)
Re:Attack of the zombie geniuses (Score:1)
I tend to think that many (esp. the ones from the 19th century) would be intensely interested - perhaps going so far as (once they understood the tech) making suggestions for improvements. I have an image of one of these geniuses standing proud, with a twinkle in his eye, seeing his work, well, working!
Doubtless, some would cry - but not like a breakdown, but more like a single tear - the joy of knowing that what he (or she!) did and learned was not in vain...
Does anybody have a source... (Score:1)
Does anybody know the ISBN of the book, or publisher info - maybe I could get a bookstore to order it for me...
I would be nice ... (Score:1)
Re:They were deliberate errors, Professor! (Score:1)
Re:Addicted To Vi (Score:1)
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"HORSE."
Re:It "crashed" last night (Score:1)
Anyway, can you make it play "Daisy"?
Re:Is anyone... (Score:2)
Re:About #^@%!$* Time! (Score:1)
Friends and I were actually discussing this recently. My understanding is that Babbage was able to build the Difference Engine (DE), but not the Analytical Engine (AE). The Science Museum in London has now replicated part of the DE, but the AE has never been built by anyone and there is some question of whether it could be built at all. The AE was an order of magnitude more complex than the DE, and some of the gears would be under so much stress that even modern materials couldn't handle it, nevermind the brass that Babbage would have used.
Does anyone know anything more about this? I find it interesting that no one has tried to implement Babbage's machines, with the partial exception of this exhibit now. Everyone in the computer industry (and elsewhere of course) owes quite a bit to those original designs, but no one has ever really tried them out to see if they would work, with the exception of components of the smaller machine now.
I think it would be interesting to see what a functional AE would have been capable of doing. It may be nothing remarkable by modern standards, but as a historical example I think it would be priceless. This industry has earned a whole lot of money for a whole lot of people; surely some group of people out there could afford to finance a project like the construction of an AE. And who knows -- maybe some slashdotter could get Linux running on it for publicity... hahaha
About #^@%!$* Time! (Score:2)
Don't do me any favors kids, I'll just build it myself out of this coffin. Ingrates!
Somebody get me Ada, we've got work to do...
Re:Victorian Fax machines (Score:3)
There was a reference to this in New Scientist about 5 years ago.
Not bad, 20 years ahead of the telephone!
Weird department (Score:1)
Re: Why not? (Score:1)
B. Attention (they got it worldwide)
C. Why not?
It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:3)
Analytical Engine Emulator (Score:4)
Re:But it doesn't say... (Score:2)
Don't know about the printer, but then all the Babbage papers can be purchased here [nmsi.ac.uk].
Sorry, not free as in "no money", but I guess the copyright will have expired now so free in that sense?
It's a neat hack :-)
Attack of the zombie geniuses (Score:1)
I sometimes have thoughts like this...
what would it be like to bring back from beyond all the scientists and geniuses who died poor and forgotten (or sometimes well respected, but not for their inventions...) and show them the current realisation of their works?
What would Babbage think about modern computers? How would Leonardo da Vinci like a helicopter ride? What would Democrit (first postulated the existence of atoms in ancient greece) say if he saw a scanning tunneling microscope in action? How would Newton like a copy of a physics book for undergraduate students, which contains tenfold more knowledge than all the physicists of the world had in his time? What would the legions of forgotten geniuses who first thought of machines we only realized in the last century think of them?
Would they run in fright from the abominable horrors they see, would they spill tears of joy or would they complain about us not getting it exactly right and everything was better at their time, you know!
Re:Because... (Score:1)
IIRC there is a science fiction story about an alternate reality in which Babbage successfully finished and sold his machines. This lead to an early advancement of computers based on 19th century technologies - like steam driven computers networked with pneumatic delivery tubes and such. Think of it as Jules Verne gone informatics :)
Unfortunately I only read a review of the story and forgot the name - does anyone know it?
Re:Because... (Score:1)
aargh... how could I forget this? I definitely didn't read enough science fiction lately...:-)
So when is the Postscript version coming out? (Score:1)
Emulator? (Score:2)
And I think we should give Babbage honorary First Post for this article.
Re:About #^@%!$* Time! (Score:2)
They don't make things like they used to. (Score:2)
But then again, bugs might litereally have eaten away at the programming.
Dom.
Re:About #^@%!$* Time! (Score:1)
Um, i think he means Ada Lovelace. Ada the language is named after her, btw. Unless that was meant in humour and i missed it
It "crashed" last night (Score:3)
Apparently, it "crashed" last night, and they'd been up all night trying to unjam the mechanism (the equivalent of rebooting!) Plus ca change.
Re:They were deliberate errors, Professor! (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:1)
I hate to be pedantic (OK, well, I love it) but Babbage was more like 1830, not 1780.
London Sci-Mus (Score:2)
I can only think of a couple science museums in the states that are on par with the quality and the size of the London Science Museum.
OT: "The Difference Engine" (Score:1)
But when will Myrvold get delivery of his printer? (Score:2)
Re:About #^@%!$* Time! (Score:1)
Somebody get me Ada, we've got work to do...
I found GNAT [adahome.com] (the GNU Ada compiler) on Google.
Kill Unisys [burnallgifs.org] and all the rest of the software patenters. [mit.edu]Ya know what really gets my goat? (Score:1)
Re:They were deliberate errors, Professor! (Score:2)
Re:Oh come on, people (Score:1)
Re:They were deliberate errors, Professor! (Score:1)
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:1)
Didn't they use the same precision that was available at the time to prove it could have been done?
Obligatory Flamewar (Score:1)
Re:World's first Open Source Project? (Score:1)
Re:Maybe you should make a new account. (Score:1)
But it needs a mouse (Score:1)
They were deliberate errors, Professor! (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
This is done almost solely because it is cool. It's a neat, oddball thing that doens't quite fit into a narrow, compartmentalized network of higher priorities. It's done because, for whatever reason, it lifts the souls of many who hear of it. It's done because it vindicates the avant-garde geek Babbage. It's done ... well, it's done because it's fun, and the world needs more fun.
What's the point of perfect health care if life is no longer worth living?
You wonder why the DE didn't take off ? (Score:1)
Big! (Score:2)
Will it be compatible with the Analytical engine? (Score:2)
Lego Mindstorms version? (Score:1)
Re:It never ceases to amaze me... (Score:1)
Several versions were built. The interesting thing is why he wanted to do this. Horse Races! He and his investors were going to make money betting the ponies.