Robot Snakes To Fight Cancer Via Natural Orifice Surgery 73
Hugh Pickens writes writes "BBC reports that on a robot snake that, guided by a skilled surgeon and designed to get to places doctors are unable to reach without opening a patient up, could help spot and remove tumors more effectively. Robot snakes could be as minimally invasive using body orifices or local incisions as points of entry. 'Surgery is a cornerstone treatment for cancer so new technologies making it even more precise and effective are crucial,' says Safia Danovi from Cancer Research UK. 'Thanks to research, innovations such as keyhole surgery and robotics are transforming the treatment landscape for cancer patients and this trend needs to continue.' Robot snakes could complement a robotic surgical system that has been used for the past decade — the Da Vinci surgical system — that is controlled by a surgeon sitting in a nearby chair and looking at a screen displaying the area of the body where the surgery is taking place. The surgeon manipulates the robot by pressing pedals and moving levers. Natural orifice surgery (warning: pictures of the inside of a person) has the potential to revolutionize surgery in the same way that laparoscopic surgery replaced open surgery. The objective is to enter the abdomen through an internal organ rather than through the skin — e.g. access via the mouth, esophagus and stomach, and then through the stomach wall. 'We are at the earliest stage of establishing the problems and proposing solutions,' says Rob Buckingham of OC Robotics, developer of the robot snake (video). 'Our prototype signals a direction of travel and is a milestone towards exploring a new surgical paradigm.'"
Mel Brooks Comes to Mind (Score:5, Funny)
So having a living snake put up your ass is no longer merely a penalty for striking a Roman citizen now? Very creative.
Re:Mel Brooks Comes to Mind (Score:4, Funny)
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
All I want to know is (Score:3)
Does the Japanese porn industry have one of these snakes?
The potential is limitless!
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You messed up the joke.
Doctor: At first you're going to feel a little prick.
Patient: Okay but how about buying a guy a drink first.
Doctor: No problem, but I did I also mention the robot snakes crawling through all of your orifices?
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"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking ass"?
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sounds more like it was created by a tentacle porn enthusiast.
TSA training (Score:5, Funny)
I just read that the TSA is training their agents in this techniques.
Re:TSA training (Score:5, Funny)
I just read that the TSA is training their agents in this techniques.
I doubt it. Surely the last thing the TSA wants is a whole bunch of motherfuckin' snakes on a motherfuckin' plane.
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I just read that the TSA is training their agents in this techniques.
Sorry to break this to you, those are the TSA agents.
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Highly inspiring (Score:5, Funny)
Stuxnet 2.0 ... (Score:2)
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My proctologist has been using his hose for acouple of decades and it nips small growths out of peoples. innards every day.
That was a hose. This is a snake.
Different.
Kidney stones? (Score:3)
Morphine (Score:2)
Get it, it is the only thing that works.
You will be in lala-land but at least the pain will be gone.
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Drink more water. Not Mountain Dew or Jolt or whatever else. And not mixed with coffee, tea, cocoa or other additives. Straight water.
You'll be amazed at the results.
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This has been around for a while. [youtube.com]
And here I thought... (Score:1)
Robot snakes with lasers in your body (Score:3)
Too complicated (Score:2)
access via the mouth, esophagus and stomach, and then through the stomach wall.
Option 1: the surgery is done via a camera, through the mouth, esophagus and stomach, and then through the stomach wall. Sutures will be also done by remote control - but they have to be secure enough to survive the acid of the stomach, and you better pray that they don't leak because that's bad news.
Option 2: the surgery is done via a cut in the stomach wall; the surgeon has all the tools and all the visibility in the worl
Re:Too complicated (Score:5, Interesting)
I once got my stomach observed -the classical observation, no surgery. ;-)
The process is a bit shocking (mainly because once you have this big tube inserted in your esophagus you cannot talk anymore, and it's more impressive that you may think)
I can say they start with an empty stomach, and inflate it (with just air, through the tube) so yes the visibility is near perfect.
Then within my observation they took samples: basically, they have a sharp tool that will just scorch a bit out, and basically they leave the wound unattended, and it heals, and you even don't feel anything neither at scorch time nor after. (you do feel the scorch traction mind you, a bit like when a dentist throws a tooth away from your mouth: 'hummph' -hey what what is he doing? but then it's just over
So, while definitely not a professional myself, I'd say reaching the stomach wall and getting through it *is* easy and not consequential, apart psychologically...
UC patient here (Score:1)
as a suffer of ulcerative colitis for years including extended hospital stays (but now 1.5 months symptom free, thank you Remicade :) ), it gets psychologically even more intense. i also had an endoscopy performed and i agree, the science of getting a tube into the stomach is basically solved (but you didnt mention if you recieved a sedative or not? i hope so!). but the colon is completely different and this is an area of research that can still be improved upon tremendously. getting something stuck into th
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Well similar to colonoscopy. Inflate the colon to get a better look around. They don't really tell you how all that air comes out later though I recall a nurse saying "dissipate" over a couple hours. What really happens though is that it most came back out in about twenty seconds when I got home. But because of the lube it was silent otherwise I could have played Yankee Doodle.
complications can necessitate conversion to "Open" (Score:1)
Haven't I seen this before? (Score:1)
I'm pretty sure this premise undergirds the entirety of the Japanese pornography industry.
No thanks! (Score:2)
The surgeon manipulates the robot by pressing pedals and moving levers...
... while cackling maniacally and screaming "It's Alive!!!"
endoscope (Score:4, Interesting)
There are plenty of endoscopic surgeries already. People are attaching more actuators to the front to help with steering, but for obvious reasons, you want to keep these things as small as possible. Why you would want to shove the "robot" from the article up your behind is instead of a standard endoscope is beyond me.
Pick-up lines! (Score:3)
I've got a biological snake that can cure cancer via natural orifices... ...if you know what I mean.
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What kind of idiot ... (Score:3)
Compared to skin (heals rapidly, and can be kept clean while healing with modern methods), puncturing the alimentary canal (mouth to anus) is REALLY stupid. Bathed in dangerous chemicals, hostile bacteria (when not confined to their natural environment), and requiring tricky nutrition for the patient while healing), that is no place to be poking holes into the interior of the body (remember, topologically, it's the same as the outside).
Using the "snakes" to treat polyps, ulcers, cancers, or other issues within the alimentary canal does have some potential advantages over the combination of both puncturing the skin and the alimentary canal to reach them.
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Yes, our layman's snap judgement - based on ignorance, popular culture, generalizations, and simplifications - is far more reliable and insightful than peer reviewed research performed by specialists in medicine and backed up by analysis and experimentation.
That viewpoint certainly justifies the accusation of someone being an 'idiot,' indeed.
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Warren.
Really? (Score:1)
Natural (Score:2)
What exactly is natural about robot snakes up your ass ?
Cancer Survivor (Score:3, Insightful)
aka NOTES surgery, one less wound to recover from. (Score:1)
Was this inspired by (Score:2)
What's that .... (Score:2)
Heres to... (Score:2)
Pictures of the inside of a person (Score:2)
Meanwhile seven children were killed by drone strikes last week and nobody was reported feeling queasy.
So, this is how societies fail...
We can dominate world with this! (Score:1)