Obama Sends Nuclear Experts To Tackle BP Oil Spill 389
An anonymous reader writes "The US has sent a team of nuclear physicists to help BP plug the 'catastrophic' flow of oil into the Gulf of Mexico from its leaking Deepwater Horizon well, as the Obama administration becomes frustrated with the oil giant's inability to control the situation. The five-man team — which includes a man who helped develop the first hydrogen bomb in the 1950s — is the brainchild of Steven Chu, President Obama's Energy Secretary." Let's hope this doesn't mean they actually try the nuclear option. In other offshore drilling news, reader mygoditsfullofdoom informs us that a Venezuelan gas rig has sunk in the Caribbean (with no loss of life). This one is being laid at the feet of Venezuela's state oil company PDVSA, which hasn't exactly been regarded as uber-competent "after President Hugo Chavez fired half the company's managers and senior engineers following a 2002 strike."
The Nuclear Experts will use the LHC... (Score:4, Funny)
They are planning to use the LHC to create a small black hole and drop it into the gusher to suck up all the oil.
I think that would silence the critics of both the LHC, the oil drilling industry, and Apple's restrictive rules about apps!
Re:The Nuclear Experts will use the LHC... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nuclear physicists? (Score:4, Funny)
Blowing shit up (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Nuclear Experts will use the LHC... (Score:4, Funny)
BP isn't American either. Sorry to burst your pendantasy?
Re:Why would the nuclear option be bad? (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong team! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Nuclear Experts will use the LHC... (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm... A vertical shaft containing oil. Isn't that already a blackhole?
Re:Ok... (Score:1, Funny)
There is nothing wrong with using physicists. They will work hard to stop the oil leak. After all, it lets them show the world that physics can trump chemistry (which is the dream of every physicist)!
Re:BP's fucked.. but look, over there, a communist (Score:2, Funny)
What are you doing on Slashdot when you should be in Venezuela mandatorily fighting Chavez?
Re:The Nuclear Experts will use the LHC... (Score:4, Funny)
create a small black hole and drop it into the gusher to suck up all the oil.
First contact with aliens: "Hey idiots, here's your oil back!!"
Re:Obama is a genius!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hay for Cleanup? (Score:3, Funny)
Mow Your Lawn For Saving The Sea action? ...in no time.
Every white picket fence house donating some hay?
Re:why not nuclear? (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, I think stuffing entire Utah town down that hole would stop the leak, and it wouldn't require any oxygen. We could remove all humans first.
Re:Terribly inaccurate - team is multidisciplinary (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, what? No, really? He's back?
Re:Blowing shit up (Score:3, Funny)
Not only is this well not on fire, it is underwater. Last time I checked, water not only doesn't burn, it actually puts out fires.