Will Your Next Touchscreen Be Touchless? 121
forgot_my_username writes "The MIT Media Lab is developing a motion screen computer. It looks back at you. It measures light and gestures, and uses those to control the interface. 'Imagine every pixel on your LCD screen emitting light could also be receiving light,' said Ramesh Rakar, an Associate Professor at the Media Lab. They even mention the health benefits of not touching displays."
I prefer my mouse. (Score:4, Funny)
I can use my computer without barely moving at all. It's the perfect tool for my lazy self. ;-)
Calibration (Score:5, Funny)
I hope there's a sensitivity calibration - I wouldn't want me shaking my fist at an outrageous story inadvertently reformatting my hard drive.
Health Benefits (Score:5, Funny)
Especially for my co-workers. The last one who touched my display got stabbed in the hand by a spork.
It looks back at you? (Score:5, Funny)
What are you doing, Dave?
Obligitory H2G2 (Score:5, Funny)
A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wavebands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive — you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same programme.
Another voice broke in, presumably Halfrunt. He said: "Vell, Zaphod's jist zis guy you know?" but got no further because an electric pencil flew across the cabin and through the radio's on/off sensitive airspace. Zaphod turned and glared at Trillian — she had thrown the pencil.
This could be bad for pron (Score:2, Funny)
well, I see potential interface issues
right, I am off to register touchlessporntube.com
I feel a sneeze coming on... (Score:2, Funny)
Aahhh aaahh AHHH ACHOOO!
"What?! No I didn't!!"