Robot Body Suit To Be Marketed In Japan 128
destinyland writes "A Japanese company is preparing limited mass production of a cybernetic bodysuit which dramatically increases user strength up to ten times. The "Hybrid Assistive Limb" suit synchronizes movements of a mechanical exoskeleton to biological nerve signals detected by biopads on the body. (Originally envisioned for people with disabilities, the suit also has industrial applications, and the company is planning annual production of 400 units at $4,200 apiece.) Its battery life is five hours, according to the company's web site, which promises they're also opening an EU branch to begin sales outside of Japan."
"limited mass production" (Score:3, Insightful)
Seems a bit of an oxymoron.
And I want one. With lascannons.
Re:"limited mass production" (Score:4, Funny)
I want one with a fleshlight installed for my penis and massage rollers for my legs and back.
Why do I have to give up comfort to gain the benefits of the suit?
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You'll get nothing and like it!--Judge Smails
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It's $4000, so it's not out of range for a really cool toy.
I wonder if you could get a paintball cannon as well? :D
Re:"limited mass production" (Score:4, Funny)
Yep the price is pretty reasonable.. though I don't have any real uses for it, I'm already far stronger than I need to be for day to day life as an IT professional!
Now, if they added on a rocketpack with say 5 miles range then I'd consider it a worthwhile investment as my main commuter vehicle :)
Re:"limited mass production" (Score:5, Funny)
> far stronger than I need to be for day to day life as an IT professional!
Your work environment will adapt.
Trac ticket 14849
Reported by: Operations Manager
Owned by: Somersault
Priority: Major
Description: Hey, we just got eight full racks of blade servers downstairs. Please bring them up to the fifth floor before lunch. There's also a three-ton rack cooler that needs to be installed.
Trac ticket 14936
Reported by: Operations Manager
Owned by: Somersault
Priority: Major
Description: Our next truckload of routers is here. I need them in the NOC. This time, DO NOT bring the truck. Just the routers.
Trac ticket 15186
Reported by: Office Manager
Owned by: Somersault
Priority: Major
Description: Somersault, would you be a dear and open the jar of peanut butter in the kitchen fridge? No one else in the office can even budge it, but you with your exo-suit and all... Thanks.
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I like your thinking! I could claim this thing as a work expense if I could just find the right jar of peanut butter..
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"limited mass production" Seems a bit of an oxymoron.
And I want one. With lascannons.
It's not really an oxymoron. It could imply that they will be producing them via mass-production means but aren't going to be pumping them out by the 10's of thousands.
This is opposed to them being built by hand by a small crew in their parent's garage. Investors and such would probably look more favorably on a company that has (or claims to have) access to mass production facilities.
However I am skeptical about this whole thing.
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Guerilla marketing for the new terminator movie.
They did the same thing with skynet a while back too.
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don't worry, it's on a gigantically small scale
aesthetics (Score:2)
Re:aesthetics: Anime? Try Hentai . . . (Score:2)
looks kinda neat, straps a bit gay though, make some form of cover for the front and rear of the person and it may just look like your going to a japanese anime convention or something.
. . . actually I don't think we want to see the Hentai version of this.
Ick.
Re:aesthetics: Anime? Try Hentai . . . (Score:5, Funny)
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looks kinda neat
All I see is a cheezy generic robot, a DNA double helix, and a heart. And lots of green.
Maybe I'd see something different If I relented this one time and read the article...
Cyberdyne? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cyberdyne? (Score:5, Funny)
Even worse... Cyberdyne is working on HAL... HAL is Skynet... God help us all!
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Hurry! It'll finish terminating all those copyright lawyers in a minute or two. Then, it'll come for us.
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Re:Cyberdyne? (Score:5, Funny)
Wake me up when they make an electric car called the USS Enterprise.
Wake up. [geek24.com]
Hybrid Assisted Limb? (Score:3, Informative)
Hybrid Assisted Limb? Or H-A-L for short? HAL?
I'm waiting for the model 9000.
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With all the jumping on buzzwords like HAL and "Cyberdine", I think it's clear they meant "How About (some publicity on) Leno?".
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"I'm sorry Dave, but I cannot do that".
Dave "I gotta really pee right now HAL, please open the pod bay doors!"
"I'm sorry I cannot do that Dave."
Dave " you suck HAL, but boy is it warm in this body suit."
Velcro? (Score:4, Insightful)
Increase your strength by 1000% ! Attaches to your body with... velcro?
Still waiting for the "in use" videos to pop up on youtube. I'd love to see a driver unload a freight truck wearing one of these, instead of a forklift.
Re:Velcro? (Score:5, Informative)
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I'd love to see a driver unload a freight truck wearing one of these, instead of a forklift.
His hands still have to carry the whole load so I don't really see an advantage.
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I don't think I would be giving over 4 grand to a corporation with this particular name though...
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Or the "cock-ups" videos. HAL-suited people crushing tools, slapping co-workers on the back. The inevitable Darwin awards.
Darwin Awards & exoskeletons (Score:2)
I guess it partly depends on how much of a response-time delay there is in the system.
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Increase your strength by 1000% ! Attaches to your body with... velcro?
No, more like your body attaches to it via Velcro.
Cyberdyne Corporations (Score:1)
Limited mass production? (Score:1, Redundant)
Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
At least five hours isn't time enough to do that much damage, should one of them become self-aware.
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Well, you only need 5 of them to cover the whole 24 hours, if they reload in less than 19 hours.
If not... you still got 395 others of them.
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Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
No, it is not. An oxymoron is self-contradictory. Limited mass production is redundant; we know it's not unlimited because there's only so much mass to work with and after you make too much of it into stuff you don't have anywhere to stand. But since it's clearly not unlimited, it's not contradictory, and you fail English.
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Cyberdyne are planning an annual production of 400 units
Also, according to Cyberdyne's website battary life is at 2 hours 40 minutes. Not sure where you got at least 5 hours. As for self-awareness the device has to have some form of AI. I know you were trying to be funny, but you have to wait until version 2.0 to pull this joke out :)
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It does. The exoskeleton works by reading the bio electric signals. Then 'guessing' what movement you intend to make from a large list of things possible. It then moves before you do so that you arent pulling yourself out of the suit. So there is some AI involved, and an sensor malfunction could result in you rampageing the city. Better still since the system works on a set of movements... Normally with random signals you'd probablly just fall down or flail randomly. With a list of instructions it to go about on its own. :D
Sorry, doing X when Y happens is not AI. Now if the computer see's you doing Y and it thinks "hmm X isn't the best course, neither is Z, neither is A. Hey this user is a moron let's do something completely different to get a new outcome" that would be AI.
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Strength != carrying capacity or lifting power (Score:4, Insightful)
Before someone goes and dreams of a Steve Austin experience: You can't carry more. You can't lift a car, unless that "wearable robot" also comes with an exoskelet that can carry that weight.
Lifting power is not only muscle power. It is also required that you are able to endure the stress that additional weight puts on your system.
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If the weight capacity isn't signifigantly more than the capacity of the human body, then what would be the point, aside from an interesting halloween costume?
Re:Strength != carrying capacity or lifting power (Score:4, Informative)
The point would be to let someone lift objects they can normally handle with less fatigue on the muscles. So an activity that someone used to be able to do for only say 15mins they can now do for hours without feeling tired.
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Depending on your physical shape, it could well enable you to carry more (since your bones can support a few 100 kg, unlike your muscles that can't pick it up and hold it) or longer (instead of getting tired after a minute you could work for two hours hauling around large boxes).
I could see a market for computer geeks that face the problem of carrying a few computers to and from offices.
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If the weight capacity isn't signifigantly more than the capacity of the human body, then what would be the point, aside from an interesting halloween costume?
Lots of people have lifting capacity less than an average human body due to disease, injury or age. These people might like to have jobs or pick up grandchildren.
Re:Strength != carrying capacity or lifting power (Score:4, Insightful)
Actually, it is, to some extent.
Human skeleton can support much more weight than the muscles could ever lift. After all, the athletes with several times more muscle than a normal person can lift several times more than a normal person could, but their skeletons aren't several times more durable. Exercise makes them a bit stronger, due to good blood supply rich with macroelements, but the same could be achieved with just a good diet and some normal daily exercise, not necessairly athlete's training sessions.
So it will be possible to use this for some weight lifting - I guess 100kg would be easy, there was a video of a guy in a prototype of this device carrying 100kg of rice around the lab. 200kg should be manageable, maybe 300kg could be the limit for most people, as that's what some athletes can still manage safely for a while. Well, ask a doctor specialising in skeletal aliments for some hard facts, I think they'd be quite interested in figuring this out.
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Actually exercise, weight bearing exercise in particular, will make your bones significantly more dense and therefore stronger. This is why weight bearing exercise is recommended to people getting on in years, and especially women, as it helps r
Re:Strength != carrying capacity or lifting power (Score:5, Informative)
From the picture in the linked article, it's pretty obvious that this is indeed an exoskeleton - it has bottom support (from underneath the feet) all the way up to the arms.
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Actually it seems to support the whole body, especially the back quite well.
Here's a video [youtube.com].
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Before someone goes and dreams of a Steve Austin experience: You can't carry more. You can't lift a car, unless that "wearable robot" also comes with an exoskelet that can carry that weight.
Lifting power is not only muscle power. It is also required that you are able to endure the stress that additional weight puts on your system.
Their website and video seem to disagree with you
http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/faq/index.html
Q: How much does "HAL" multiply one's strength?
A: It depends on the type of "HAL" you wear, but roughly speaking, "HAL" can multiply the original strength by a factor of 2 to 10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=ynL8BCXih8U
Skip to 3 minutes 20 seconds
Re:Strength != carrying capacity or lifting power (Score:4, Informative)
Before someone goes and dreams of a Steve Austin experience: You can't carry more. You can't lift a car, unless that "wearable robot" also comes with an exoskelet that can carry that weight.
Too bad you didn't read the fucking summary which contains the word "exoskeleton".
-1, WhatAnIdiot
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The Shirow arms are probably going to be an optional add-on that costs as much as the original suit. It's a logical upgrade, though.
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From the summary (you didn't even have to RTA): "mechanical exoskeleton"
From the description (Score:2)
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The Yakuza.
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
Welcome myself as your new robotic overlord!
I hope I'm not the only one (Score:3, Insightful)
I hope I'm not the only one who saw this and thought, oh cool! Only $4,200? What a steal, I'm gunna get one!
Too bad reality set in :(
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No, I had the same thought too. Then I saw "Cyberdyne" and "HAL". Sigh, it's either a joke or the beginning of armageddon.
Not sure which I'd prefer.
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When you see the video, you notice they're going for cyborgs that "only use the brain".
If there is going to be a terminator anyway, then i want it to have my brain, MUHAHAHAHA.
This isn't new (Score:3, Informative)
American Renaissance News (Score:5, Insightful)
Mod Up (Score:3, Informative)
Yeah, I second that. Apparently they're only happy with the Japanese making new toys if they stay in their own country [amren.com].
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Holy mother of mercy, I checked out some links on that site and... wow... nutjob central on the border of insane row.
Crikey.
Re:American Renaissance News (Score:5, Insightful)
And why exactly are we throwing millions of page views at these racist fucks???
Sigh...the dangers of news aggregation, which is probably how the submitter stumbled upon this piece of bigoted tripe. Somewhere, a thousand page ranking algorithms just went mad seeing these two ostensibly different areas of the Net link to each other.
Can we please be careful not to link this sort of website to slashdot? Somebody please think of the page ranking algorithms!! For those who don't want to click through, this is a summary from the site in the second link of the story (amren.com).
* The Dangers of Diversity, Part II, Editor Jared Taylor continues a multi-part examination of the effects of diversity by taking a look at just what happens when races mix. This segment provides additional examples of the violence and conflict that ensues when different racial groups are forced to mingle in public schools, and also in prisons.
* In Three Race Murders in Seattle, journalist Nicholas Stix reports on the murders of three white men, Edward Scott McMichael, James Paroline, and Kristopher Klime, by blacks. Mr. Stix shows how the media (and government) consistently downplayed the racial angle in these cases.
* In A Voice For Our People, Peter Bradley reviews Frank Borzellieri's new book Lynched: A Conservative's Life on a New York City School Board, which documents the author's one-man crusade to keep Western literature and values alive in increasingly "multicultural" New York City. Mr. Bradley holds him up as example of what a difference one determined man can make in his community.
* Plus, paying the price for insulting Obama supporters, the GOP takes its message to "hip hop settings," Attorney General Holder on the "nation of cowards," the US military becoming another foreign legion, another monkey cartoon controversy, and more!
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MOD PARENT UP (Score:3, Informative)
Kind of funny (Score:2)
Cyberdyne!!! are you freaking kidding me?? (Score:1)
WSM by 10? (Score:1)
And so it goes (Score:2)
No doubt that old, old joke with the punchline, "That feels pretty good. Bionic arm...jerk it off" will enjoy renewed popularity.
One down, two to go (Score:1)
Now that we have maximum strength, we only have to develop maximum armor and maximum speed and we're set for Crysis. Good thing we still have 11 years to do that.
sizes? (Score:3, Insightful)
Increase your sex life! (Score:5, Funny)
Ever wanted to be BIG BIG? Now are your chance! For little as 4200$$ American dollars now you too can enlarge your strength (up to 10x). Last for FIVE hours, for her pleasure!
HAL Cyberdyne (Score:4, Funny)
This looks like an April 1st press release. Or a sad company looking for every movie tie in they could find.
If its real, I guess we can expect 400 new super villains per year. Who is working on Spiderman suits and genetic engineering?
Perhaps we will need the Qualcomm Crocaeagles sooner than we expected!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3agYeT-T9co [youtube.com]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynL8BCXih8U [youtube.com]
Unless the former Prime Minister of Japan is in on the joke this is a real company with a real product.
Gotta be a joke (Score:1)
I dunno, the picture of the guy wearing the HAL suit seemed pretty unrealistic to me. Plus, the company's name is "cyberdyne", and they've named their product HAL, ffs. It seems like a big lark to me - runs on a battery? that makes you 10 times stronger for 5 hours? And it only costs 4,200 bucks? Something here seems a little off.
I'm just waiting for the day... (Score:2, Funny)
That some fool gets in the news by trying to be a superhero and promptly gets himself hurt.
$4,200 cost? (Score:2)
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You'll take three? Maybe they'll be on woot.com in a few years ... probably refurbished though.
Names worry me (Score:2)
Meh (Score:2)
I'd wait till the control system has the new ZERO System enhancement.
Oh no... (Score:1)
Soon Patlabor will be needed (Score:1)
Where do I apply?
Mine will be named Alphonse...
Is this viral marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
ALIENS? (Score:1)
The first thing I thought of was the suit they wore in aliens to move the big machinery around.
So naturally, my second thought was: "BAD ASS!"
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Starship Troopers! (Score:1, Interesting)
Anyone else thinking "Starship Troopers?"
On the Bounce!
I wonder (Score:2)
Still with the april fool's jokes? (Score:1)
Cyberdyne? HAL? Come on, its been a week already.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynL8BCXih8U [youtube.com]
There is a scene of the suit being demonstrated to the (former) Prime Minister of Japan.
Battery Life...? (Score:1)
I for one.. (Score:1)
I hope the appropriate checks have been written. (Score:2)
"HAL" is a questionable and somewhat creepy marketing move.
But "Cyberdyne"? Now that's just plain stupid. It'll take more than an army of Japanese boys in power suits (dreaming of pink hair, high skirts and higher-pitched baby voices) to stop Harlan Ellison from ripping into your jugular.
-FL