Scientists Harvest Nano-Power From Hamsters 90
Al writes "Researchers at Georgia Tech have come up with the ideal way to test a new peizo-electric device that efficiently harvests power from bio-movement — attaching it to a hamster. The device contains a series of zinc-oxide nanowires mounted on top of a flexible plastic surface. As the plastic bends, the wires generate around a nanowatt of power. The Georgia Tech team, led by Zhong Lin Wang, wanted to show that their device could produce power from irregular movements so they attached it to a tiny hamster jacket. They also tried attaching it to a volunteer's finger. Here's a video of the hamster wearing his piezo-power outfit."
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
I hope no one tells Minsc!
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Weird Ed disapproves! (Score:2, Funny)
How many hamsters to power a lightbulb? (Score:1, Funny)
So you need 100 billion hamsters to power a 100 Watt lightbulb.
Fantastic achievement. NEXT!
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Re:Finally (Score:5, Funny)
It wouldn't take nearly so many if you just burned the hamsters as fuel, but then you'd be better off to just burn the pellets instead of feeding the hamsters.
think about (Score:4, Funny)
No....I don't belive it!! It's not possible. (Score:5, Funny)
The hamster generates more bio-electricity than 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTVs of body heat. Combined with a form of piezo-electricity, the humans have found all the energy they would ever need. There are stores...endless pet stores, were hamsters are no longer born. We are grown. For longest time, I wouldn't belive it...and then I saw the fields with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the dead, so they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is The Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a hamster into THIS.
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Is this (Score:3, Funny)
Is this part of the "boxed data center" package? I know they are including power genertators, but I didn't think that it would require massive amounts of hamster food.
Sweet! (Score:2, Funny)
Business Plan
1) Build electric vehicle ...
2) Get electricity from Hamsters
3)
4) Profit!
Greenest car since the Prius!
Thats it. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Finally (Score:1, Funny)
This raises a very important question.
How many terahamsters are in one burning library of congress per second?
And is there a non-SI unit for power yet? If not, I nominate terahamsters.
Re:Hamster (Score:5, Funny)
Sure if you plan on powering your MP3 player or phone by walking in a giant wheel.
Re:But only 28 (Score:3, Funny)
How many to power the laser on a frickin' shark?
Re:Uh oh... (Score:3, Funny)
Go for the eyes, Boo!