Kidney Cells Make Implantable Power Source 88
Galactic_grub writes "New Scientist has an interesting round-up of patents related to green power technology. The ideas mentioned include an implantable power source made from stacks of kidney cells that could drive implanted devices like pacemakers, a chemical way to purifying hydrogen, a buckyball-based filter for methane fuel cells and an organism that turns grass cuttings (and other bio-waste) into ethanol."
Don't use them all together (Score:3, Funny)
In a subsequent patent, I claim... (Score:1, Funny)
Mississippi ALready did it (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah but... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion!
Oh great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah but... (Score:2, Funny)
No, they're BSD. Biochemical Signal Determination.
And you better hope they have no Open Sores.
Matrix (Score:4, Funny)
Matrix 4 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't use them all together (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, but after he dies, he can be turned into ethanol, too!
Duracell Green (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Screw the fucktards with weak genes (Score:3, Funny)
Another plus of that is there will be no fucking shitdot sheeple to fucking post anymore.
GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY OR WASTE YOUR GODDAMNED MODPOINTS FUCKTARDED SHITDOT SHEEPLE!
Translation: "People with medical problems are genetically inferior to members of the master race, like myself, so they should die out. But unfortunately this important fact will never be known, because the other slashdot users all have medical problems and don't want the Truth to be known!"
This troll seems to be new, so your trollfu has been rated on the following categories:
Batshit insanity: +10 trollfu points
Maximum moderation level: 0 (+0 trollfu)
Number of replies: 3 (+3 trollfu)
Number of non-anonymous replies: 1 (+5 trollfu)
Current moderation level: -1 (-1 trollfu)
Chance of post being mistaken for being "informative" or "insightful": none (-100 trollfu)
Final rating: -93
Comments: YUO TROLLING = AWFUL!
To improve your trollfu for next time, why not try disguising your post as a serious point about the healthcare industry? You can basically say the same things, but if you present your claims in the right way, you might trick someone into modding you up. The best trolls don't look like trolls. Try rereading some classics like ATTN: SWITCHEURS and see how they masquerade as real posts.
Summary: Fucktard
Re:Proper Ethanol (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't use them all together (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:3, Funny)
-mcgrew [slashdot.org]