CowboyNeal from the no-not-the-cosmic-nullifier dept.
Gary writes "The gigantic red switch looks more like a mushroom straight out of Super Mario. It can be connected easily using two wires and can be activated in any direction. To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist)."
Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;
the population is growing.