British Military Deploys Skynet

rowleyrw writes "The BBC are reporting, 'The British military is set to take one of its most significant steps into the digital age with the launch of the first Skynet 5 satellite. The spacecraft will deliver secure, high-bandwidth communications for UK and "friendly" forces across the globe.' It's not yet the Skynet of Terminator, but how long before it becomes self aware?"

Goddammit

[jjthegreat]

There has got to be a stop to these summaries ending with a question. Haha, terminator, we get it thanks. Next!

How long before it becomes self-aware?

[Frozen Void]

When someone designs an autonomous implementation,equipped with AI.

Swami says...

[Anonymous Coward]

How long...?

About as long as it will be until the average slashdottie stops thinking of the world in terms of the B movies he's seen. In other words, don't hold your breath...

International Sock Puppet Corporation Deploys HAL

[dswartz]

"The International Sock Puppet Corporation is announcing, 'The International Sock Puppet Corporation is set to take one of its most significant steps into the digital age with the launch of HAL. This sock puppet is made of soft luxurious cashmere and will deliver comfort and style to the user and "friends" across the globe.' It's not yet the HAL of 2001, but how long before can read lips!?" 'Look this system is going to rev 80.22.6 from rev 80.22.5 and it has the same name as something ominous I have seen in a movie!' I mean seriously. This summary is just silly.

Re:Self Aware

[jamstar7]

but how long before it becomes self aware?

Probably when it starts posting insightful comments on Slashdot.

Oh, in that case, we're perfectly safe.