First Military Exoskeleton Reaches Prototype 397
JonathanGCohen writes "The U.S. Military has created the first ever prototype for an exoskeleton to be worn by soldiers capable of making its 100 pound weight and a 70 pound supply package feel like five pounds." From the article: "Bleex 1 consists of a pair of hydraulically powered leg braces, more than 40 electronic sensors, a control computer, and an internal-combustion engine providing power from an attached backpack. The plastic and carbon-fiber braces are affixed rigidly to the soldier through a customized pair of standard Army boots, with more compliant and giving connections at the chest and waist. These looser connections prevent blisters and abrasions."
Bah. (Score:5, Funny)
This is not news.
It's been done before, and it's been done better. [theonion.com]
^_^
Bleex 2 (Score:5, Funny)
thus actually enabling a real version of "The Wrong Trousers"
Already in testing (Score:5, Funny)
Here is Lieutenant Ripley testing the device. [totalmodel.com]
civilian use (Score:5, Funny)
that's great... (Score:5, Funny)
that's great, but can it find Sarah Connor?
Re:Geek's Dream (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but then you have to deal with them yelling "Put me down, put me down!"
Re:Geek's Dream (Score:1, Funny)
Now we know (Score:5, Funny)
Now at last I realize why I have been playing so many futuristic soldiers in games that can carry sixteens different heavy weapons weighing hundreds of pounds, but cannot jump over a three-foot tall wall. They all had the Bleex.
Will they issue "LifeAlert" with this? (Score:5, Funny)
The engine (Score:2, Funny)
Whiinnnnnnngggg-ding-ding-ding...
Politics is a contact sport. (Score:5, Funny)
Congress.
Re:Boom! (Score:2, Funny)
Damn you, Santa! (Score:1, Funny)
Make TMM stop using that fucking anime smile that's getting on a lot of people's nerves. Santa obviously didn't give me that one.
Make TMM stop being an egotist who must have frits psot since mommy bought his Slashdot subscription. Ignored me there, too.
Make TMM stop getting on some narcissistic ego trip just because he can use Google. So much for that one, too. Wonderful. *groan*
Hrmph. That's the last time that I leave beer and Doritos out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
Re:Bah. (Score:5, Funny)
only 70 lbs??? pah... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tin soliders... (Score:2, Funny)
Which shows you how important it is to brush your teeth after each meal so you don't get cavities in the first place
Disappointment (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Book recommendation and a discussion question (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Falling down (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If they only up-armored it (Score:3, Funny)
Citrus juice.
You can incapacitate any foe by spritzing citrus juices into their eyes.
Re:civilian use (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Boom! Wuss! (Score:1, Funny)
Great... (Score:1, Funny)
Excellent. Now we're prepared for an angel attack (Score:2, Funny)
You ROCK, Santa! (Score:3, Funny)
Keep my AC stalker bitching about the anime smiley. Yes!
Keep my AC stalker bitching about my first posts and the fact that I'm a supporter of Slashdot. Score!
Keep my AC stalker bitching about my occasional use of a search engine. Bonus!
Awesome! The GHB and peyote I left out for Santa on Christmas Eve really paid off!
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Re:Bah. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Boom! (Score:3, Funny)
If someone was shooting at me as I was mowing the lawn, fuck yes!
Re:only 70 lbs??? pah... (Score:3, Funny)