Velociraptor Bad At Disemboweling 298
illtron writes "British scientists at the University of Manchester were apparently bored and decided to find out, once and for all, if the Velociraptor was as mean as Jurassic Park would like everyone to think. They created a robotic Velociraptor leg to simulate the effect that leg would have on pig and crocodile skin. It turns out that disemboweling a dino probably would have been out of the question, since the best that big claw could do was usually just to leave a deep puncture." From the article: "I realized that the sick-claw was not a knife, but was rather more like the claw of a cat. Cats use their claws to pierce and hold prey, not to disembowel. Whereas my work was mostly theoretical, Phil took one step farther as he was given the opportunity to mechanically test the disemboweling hypothesis. His work is very important,"
Obligatory Jurrasic Park (the Movie) refference. (Score:2, Funny)
Aaaaaaaaaaugh!
GNARFGNARF!
Kssssssssssssss!
SPLURT
That's when the attack comes... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I nominate this... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm...
Cats don't disembowel? (Score:5, Funny)
A Prayer to My God (Score:3, Funny)
Today, I read a story about scientists creating a robotic velociraptor leg to see how well it could gut certain animals. What I don't understand is, why do we not know more about dinosaurs without having to go through such extensive research? My pastor told us that the Bible teaches that the world is only a few thousand years old, which must mean that men and dinosaurs lived alongside one another (perhaps Jesus even rode a triceritops?). If that is the case, then why isn't dinosaur behavior and activity a matter of written record?
Yours Truly,
Johnny Christian.
From TFA... (Score:5, Funny)
Questioned on the claw marks in his back, Manning replied, "What? Oh that. Yes. Haha. Silly me, I must have walked into a door. Yes. Nothing to fear whatsoever."
Chaos Theory (Score:2, Funny)
Also why is it every time a paragraph ends with "This is very important" usually isn't at all?
Please pardon my cynicism (Score:5, Funny)
Right now I'm sitting here with a 2 inch long scratch on my tum... uh.. stom.. uh.. crap factory because last night my clutzy-ass-cat took a swipe at the cord to my sweat pants.
Re:I nominate this... (Score:5, Funny)
If Edsger W. Dijkstra wrote the headline... (Score:2, Funny)
I bet it is! (Score:2, Funny)
They must know something we don't: such as when they're planning on turning Euro-Disney into Jurrasic Park.
His Work Is Very Important (Score:5, Funny)
Re:yeah, um (Score:5, Funny)
Uh huh. Look, I'll be honest with you. I'm not sure paleontologists are able to cure cancer. I know. It comes as a shock to most people. We've all heard the tired old argument that dinosaurs died from cancer, and that the cure to cancer is in their magical dinosaur bones, but I just don't buy it. And frankly until someone proves it, I don't think much effort is going to be put into forcing paleontologists by whip and chain to cure cancer. I'm sorry that you had to hear this from me.
velociraptors suck (Score:3, Funny)
shit did i say that out loud..
Re:Remember, in 2008! (Score:3, Funny)
What Would Raptor Jesus Do?
Re:That's when the attack comes... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually the other two carried AK-47s. At least until the anti-gun lobby got laws passed to ban those weapons. That was shortly before they all went extinct. No way to protect themselves from the mammals who still carried automatic weapons.
Re:From TFA... (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Obligatory Jurrasic Park (the Movie) refference (Score:2, Funny)
Snuggle-Saurus! (Score:3, Funny)
From TFA: The Velociraptor dinosaur... was not as vicious as portrayed. On the contrary, it embraced its victims before its razor sharp teeth went to work...
Awww, look. He wants to hug me!
Re:yeah, um (Score:3, Funny)
Re:yeah, um (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Darn you scientists. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:His Work Is Very Important (Score:3, Funny)
Goodnight!
Re:Cats don't disembowel? (Score:5, Funny)
OK, so we're talking about the difference between surgically slicing the abdomen open with a scalpel vs. ripping the abdomen open. In the end, what's the difference? Either way, you still end up with guts on the floor.
Someone else pointed out that this isn't generally how cats kill, and I'd have to say they're right, generally. I have, however, witnessed my cat slaughter a teddy-bear in this manner (she'd had a hard day, she'd gotten herself trapped in the closet and then had a bit too much catnip and the bear just looked at her kinda funny that one time too many and something in her just snapped). Doesn't matter how dull those hind claws are, the legs they're attached to are pretty f**king powerful and that kicking is pretty damned effective.
Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Now I eat the banana...
Re:If Edsger W. Dijkstra wrote the headline... (Score:3, Funny)
10 STAB
20 GOTO 10
Re:I remember watching Jurassic Park (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I nominate this... (Score:2, Funny)
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!
Re:Unconvincing (Score:5, Funny)
Here's an experiment;
- borrow cat
- fill tub while cat watches
- grab cat
- put cat in water
You will note that a) cats can somehow reverse gravity and automatically apply force upward with nothing to work against and b) 6 inches by
This guy (in the article) doesn't know what he's talking about.
It's cool they are using engineering to solve some of these issues instead of stupid speculation though.
Re:Velociraptor is the wuss (Score:1, Funny)
Heh heh heh...