Automakers Working on Car-to-Car Ad-Hoc Networks 376
LouCifer writes "The Register is reporting that BMW, Audi, Daimler Chrysler, Volkswagen, Renault and Fiat are working with a German government grant to help develop a standard method for car-to-car wireless networking dubbed 'NOW' (Network On Wheels). NOW is based on 802.11 and IPv6 to allow inter-vehicle communication based on ad-hoc networking to share traffic information. With routing capabilities, the hope is the vehicles will be able to warn each other - and the drivers - about bad weather, accidents and road problems. A prototype is expected by mid-2005 with field trials to start late Q1 2006."
Just wait until the script kiddies get going... (Score:5, Funny)
Sweet (Score:2, Funny)
Road Rage (Score:1, Funny)
P2P (Score:1, Funny)
As if Flipping the bird isn't enough. (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory Kit statement (Score:5, Funny)
My traffic problems solved... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just wait until the script kiddies get going... (Score:5, Funny)
This has been around for years (Score:5, Funny)
Cars and the IRC Model :: Later On... (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome yup28! Please read the !rules
[p1geon] hey yup!
[yup28] !rules
[yup28] oh hey p1ge... just checking rules... brb2min
*** OPP1 sending you rules.txt: Read them carefully please, and you can help stay safe while driving.
[alsz847] Yes! I just got the lastest version of XP over C2C. Remember when we used to have to pay for it before MSC went under???
[geek-boy] Yeah? Where you headed now anyway?
[geek-boy] omg that was years ago als... you must be old
[speedy] WTF Cut me off asshole!!!!
* speedy slaps geek-boy with a large trout
[geek-boy] Sorry... I was lighting a smoke.
[angel-eyez2] heya boys...
[alsz847] it says this has some new features like a fenderwall and splat... wtf is a splat
[geek-boy] hey angel... you are looking spiffy today!! *whistle*
[angel-eyez2] pfft ya right that hair is so y2k... nice try tho studly studderson
[speedy] als: it's a bug remover... for your windows... except it cleans windshields too
[alsz847] Argh. I crashed.
[alsz847] Hold on guys.
[speedy] serves you right driving like you're on crack ffs j/k
[alsz847] Is there an admin in here???!?!?!?!
[alsz847] FUCK ME!!! AAAARGGGGH I"M ON FIRE!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS!!!!
[geek-boy] you ok d00d??? omg!!!
[angel-eyez2] i'm near him... his car's on FIRE! 0mg he's cute!!!
[angel-eyez2] msging admin for him
*** OPP-J55 has entered #401-West-Toronto
[speedy] thank god, a cop when ya need one
[OPP-J55] What seems to be the problem?
[angel-eyez2] check my pos, OPP... I'm at the accident with alz
[yup28] hi is anyone here?
[[[* C2C: {car2car}]]]
Ok quick list of bads... (Score:3, Funny)
2. Malware forcing ads onto speedometer.
3. Hackers reversing the pedal controls.
and of course...
4. Car networks becoming sentient and attempting to destory humanity.
Get out of the left lane slowpoke (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, great. (Score:3, Funny)
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
Protocol (Score:5, Funny)
Electronic car2car comm. is an important advance. (Score:2, Funny)
Let's clear a path... (Score:3, Funny)
Carol: I just hate driving down to your 'rents for Xmas, honey. The traffic on 95 is horrible, particularly at the Delaware Bridge...
Bob: I've got an idea... an hour before we leave, I'll just hack in a traffic report of a huge accident so that cars will re-route. It will be clear sailing for us!
Carole: Oh, Bob... You're such a hot stud. I'm so glad I married Geek...
Wardriving (Score:1, Funny)
Re:look to the future (Score:5, Funny)
I believe you mean "Imagine a BMW cluster of these".
crashdot: instant karma (Score:5, Funny)
-1, Crashbait
-1, Tailgater
-1, Ugly kid in rear-facing seat on long trip
+1, Thanks for actually using that turn signal thingy
+1, Hey hottie, can I get your phone number?
Re:Let's clear a path... (Score:4, Funny)
Bob: I've got an idea... an hour before we leave, I'll just hack in a traffic report of a huge accident so that cars will re-route. It will be clear sailing for us!
Carole: Oh, Bob... You're such a hot stud. I'm so glad I married Geek...
Carol: Carole? Who's Carole? Married? You told me you were single you CREEP!
Re: Thats it! (Score:3, Funny)
For some reason.... (Score:2, Funny)
Comms with bicycles? (Score:2, Funny)
I'm stuck on how the hell you would operate a connection like that while on a bike. At least when I ride a bike, I use two hands - and I haven't quite mastered the Doc Oc technology yet.
However, I bet a -lot- of the truckers out there would love to transmit pictures to reckless drivers of what happens when four wheelers cut off 18 wheelers. "Here is your car. Here is your car being scraped off my grill after you pull in front of me and hit the brakes."
I've always... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory AOL statement (Score:4, Funny)
.
"Goodbye!"
Re:Road Rage (Score:5, Funny)
You mean, throwing paintings, or what?
Re:Road Rage (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just wait until the script kiddies get going... (Score:1, Funny)
So it's basically packet delivery via short-range wireless? Would there be a protocol using GPS to 'direct' packets upstream or downstream? Would there be a lot of overhead for that? Could you end up having reliable wireless Internet connectivity in your car via this protocol? I imagine you'd need a land station every few miles or so, maybe as often as a cell phone tower...
Man, using my imagination is WAY better than reading the article!
Re:look to the future (Score:2, Funny)
New application (Score:3, Funny)
Or:
It looks like you're trying to insult the driver in front of you. Would you like to:
Honk horn
Flash headlights
Send goatse to other driver's HUD
Now the question becomes... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great.. now my car... (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention the wonderful wackiness that will come when spyware/adware gets involved.
All I ask (Score:3, Funny)
"Would you mind getting over please? There are about 20 cars behind you and you've been driving the same speed as the car next to you for the past 5 miles."
Of course when they reply with, "I know! HAHAHAHAHA," that should be free license to shoot out their tires and/or eyes.