Leaked FEMA/ASCE Draft Report On WTC Collapse 562
securitas writes "The New York Times obtained a copy of the World Trade Center draft report by the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the American Society of Civil Engineers about the engineering failures that caused the towers to collapse. Among the findings: 'Fireproofing, sprinkler systems and the water supply for hoses were all disabled and the fires generated heat equivalent to the energy output of a nuclear power plant' reports the NYT (Yahoo link). Amazingly, if it wasn't for the fire (or another secondary catastrophic force), the towers would have remained standing."
Amazingly (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmmmmm..... (Score:3, Funny)
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for a landmark.
After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy
"Hey, where am I?"
To this, the solitary office worker replies
"You're in a plane."
The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.
"Simple" replies the pilot,
"I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore it must have been
Microsoft's support office. Knowing that, it was easy to find my way to the airport."
The Price Is Right... (Score:1, Funny)
because folks safety and regulations mean squat compared to having that extra $20,000 bonus...
all you high level execs, you know who i mean...
--
J.
"There goes one of gods own prototypes, some kind of mutant never even considered for mass production, too weird to live and to rare to die..."
Re:Amazingly (Score:1, Funny)
Lesson Learned... (Score:4, Funny)
22.5 Years (Score:1, Funny)
It's 22.5 years. That's how long it took for AIDS to be funny.
And if you haven't seen the South Park episode [southparkstudios.com], DON'T MOD!!!
Re:putting out fires (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Future (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A "part" of it destroyed???? (Score:3, Funny)
Built in a rush before WWII.
In a swamp.
On pilings.
W/O word getting out.
To this day.
Riiiiight. It's where they hide "The Greys".