Nabaztag the WiFi Bunny 92
carre4 writes "A French company named Violet, the smart object company, has come out with Nabaztag, a 23 cm tall WiFi-enabled bunny that tells you about the weather, traffic jams, new emails through flashing lights and moving its ears. They have a Flash demo with Nabaztag's different messages. The company also makes 'La lampe Dal', a lamp that changes colors based on the weather and 'Le Pad Osmooze', a USB device that releases an aroma when you receive an email from a loved one."
aroma (Score:5, Funny)
Re:aroma (Score:3, Funny)
On a serious note, does anyone think this device could lead to trouble? I once had a cell that only work people used. I used the default ringtone. Everytime it rang, I jumped. When I think of it now I have a stress reaction. It got to be really ba
Re:aroma (Score:1)
Touch, smell, taste, and vision of the dead just aren't ready for the mainstream yet.
Re:aroma (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:aroma (Score:2, Insightful)
Ding! You've got a stinkygram! (Score:2)
Re:aroma (Score:2)
First Thought (Score:5, Funny)
Second Thought (Score:2)
Re:Need tight spam filters (Score:2)
Re:Need tight spam filters (Score:1)
Re:Need tight spam filters (Score:2)
Re:Need tight spam filters (Score:1)
Linus quote? Cool. No need for the whole quote though - it works just fine as it is IMHO. :-D I just posted a Sunday morning sermon-rant to my blog - check it out if you're, ahem, suspicious of Microsoft.. I know a lot of smarter people than me have written stuff like this but I thought it was pretty funny. Then again, I'm hung-over.
my blog [nrg78.com]
Re:sounds familiar (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:sounds familiar (Score:1)
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/ 23/015205&tid=216&tid=159&tid=222&tid=137 [slashdot.org]
Sure a sentry gun is cool. But isn't a sentry gun in the form of a talking rabbit that much cooler? You could animate its facial expressions, and give it pithy one-liners to say as it engages targets.
Now if only we could make it walk around... nah, that's just going to end badly.
Re:sounds familiar (Score:2)
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Honestly, I think the thing is a piece of trash and would never buy one. But I might go for the Bunny Sentry GunTM - That'd scare away the kids around here!
All this company has going for them... (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyway, the products are mildly interesting, but their applications are weak. It seems like any time a company comes up with a peripheral, the first thing they do with it is find some way for it to notify you when you have email. For God's sake stop it, there are enough email notifiers out there already. There's got to be something better you can do with a 95-euro, 23-cm tall, talking, WiFi enabled, suspiciously Pokemon-esque talking bunny.
Isn't there?
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:2)
Booze?
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:1)
KFG
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:4, Informative)
While I appreciate the services it can give (weather, traffic, time, stock, messaging through songs, etc......), i am far more excited by the API they plan to make available at some point. So far, they have published a small API not that great, but which allow you to do something with your bunny.
As soon as i can program my bunny, i will appreciate it even more
On their website they are also asking for new ideas. So, instead of talking about an email notified, go watch the animation and try to use your imagination on how you could program that thing.
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:2)
Can they make it flutter its eyelids [slashdot.org]?
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:2)
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:2, Informative)
It doesn't, it sounds stupid and retarded. At least in english it reminds you of booze
"Broken" (Score:2)
Re:All this company has going for them... (Score:3, Funny)
Why the silly rabbit suit? (Score:2)
You can never go too far. [imdb.com]
I'm waiting for WiFi . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Or how about a cute, plush Tux that burps real rancid herring smell everytime a kernel patch is released? A Hello Kitty the spits up a real simulated hairball when there's a sale at Penney's?
Boy, this technology stuff sure is fun. The future's so bright I have to go barf.
KFG
Re:I'm waiting for WiFi . . . (Score:2)
Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth, so I don't know where the hairballs will come out...
Mental scarring from the Hello Kitty department.. (Score:2)
(Link NSFW. Obviously.)
Re:I'm waiting for WiFi . . . (Score:2)
I'm gonna get one of these things for my girlfriend, and I would seriously own a Tux version of this myself. I think it would be a fun thing to hack to do all kinds of neat things in Linux (tell you when torrents complete, etc.) I hope this company comes out with a lot more of these, and if they're nice enough, open up the toy a little more for developers.
Re:I'm waiting for WiFi . . . (Score:1)
Open it up? There's nothing to open up. Really. It's just a blinkenlichten box in a bunny suit (ok, the ear thingy is spinnenmoteren, but that's really just the same thing as a blinkenlicht when you get down to it).
Learn how to use your computer/the Internet to switch an LED on and off and you can just make any device like this you want, for a frac
Instructions for Guaranteed Bunny Death (Score:3, Funny)
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Re:Instructions for Guaranteed Bunny Death (Score:2)
the first living, intelligent and connected lamp.. (Score:4, Insightful)
ok, i believe the connected part. but how is it living and intelligent? because it's got colored lights that change colors?
i dunno, these "smart" objects seem like pretty stupid and useless novelties with very mundane technology that's just hyped up with dumb descriptions for marketing like calling them "smart objects" that are living and intelligent, or a lamp that can blush just because it can change colors.
Re:the first living, intelligent and connected lam (Score:1)
Blinkenlichten in a bunny suit.
KFG
Re:the first living, intelligent and connected lam (Score:2)
That was good enough for Color Kinetics [colorkinetics.com], a company formed by a bunch of MIT braniacs. They've managed to patent out to wazoo devices that have multicolored LEDs that mix/change colors. Something that takes a uC, 3 channels of D/A, and a little simple math.
And yes, they've been aggressively threatening/sueing to defend said patents. And yes, they're taking advantage of the resulting monopoly- a color kinetics floo
So close... (Score:5, Interesting)
As far as I can tell, this is kind of pointless. What it really needs is voice commands. If you have a small cute animal you can ask "What's the weather?" or "Play me a song" and have it follow your commands, that would be on the level of the cell phone, microwave oven, or even television in terms of cultural impact. An actual computer-based interactive device you can set on your kitchen table and ask for current information or to follow basic commands is the kind of near-future sci-fi thing they've been talking about for years. It's the object that we will take for granted ten years from now but will integrate itself into our daily lives.
The thing is, that doesn't seem far off at all right now. Sure, it would be an expensive gadget, but properly designed and marketed it would be bigger than the iPod among the rich, hip gadget people and soon everyone would need one. Sooner or later people wouldn't think anything of spending a thousand dollars on a little toy you can ask for movie listings, headlines, traffic, or just command to call Mom, listen to the radio, or play word games.
This should be possible. Why the hell isn't it already here?
Re:So close... (Score:1, Troll)
I realize that cute females are scarce amongst the Slashdot crowd but come on!
Re:So close... (Score:1)
Simple enough, people don't want them. They're perfectly happy just pushing the "on" button of the radio if they want a weather report or to hear a song. They can even carry the "on" button around with them these days.
You could, if you really wanted to, just plug the radio into The Clapper; and we've seen how that's had a cultural impact equal to the cell phone.
KFG
Re:So close... (Score:2)
It's a fucking wifi-enabled rabbit that dances when you get an email.
How much more pointless does it have to be before it's more than 'kind of pointless' ?
Re:So close... (Score:2)
pear pimples for hairy fishnuts (Score:3, Insightful)
I can tell you haven't spent much time working with the state of the art in devices that use voice recognition. (Your cell phone's voice dial doesn't count.)
In a word, because it would suck and be immensely frustrating. Only people who are clueful enough to realize they have to speak cleary and evenly and remember to turn off the TV and get everyone else in the room to shut up would be able to get the thing to recognize them with an acceptable lev
Re:pear pimples for hairy fishnuts (Score:2)
I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion (Score:4, Funny)
nice idea (Score:2)
Still, you can expect more wireless enabled lamps, lights, displays, and objects. But we'll probably have to wait for more inspired designers than this company before people will be willing to put them in their homes.
Re:nice idea (Score:1)
Did anyone else think... (Score:2)
Nabaztag (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Nabaztag (Score:3, Funny)
Cute? (Score:1)
Take BonziBuddy for example, I know completely different area, but the novelty of reading emails out and singing or dancing wears of.
Does it recognise your voice?
Re:Cute? (Score:2)
(shudder}
Re:Cute? (Score:1)
One day you'll break a leg by jumping to conclusions by assuming things.
FYI.. (Score:3, Informative)
What's that smell...? (Score:4, Funny)
Uh oh, I think your ex just sent you an email. This smells bad. Really bad.
those wacky french! (Score:2, Funny)
I don't know...sounds kinda kinky to me. Could this be the breakthrough that Dildonics [wikipedia.org] is waiting for?
Anthro-PC (Score:2, Funny)
Voip with the bunny (Score:1)
the Nabaztag Bunny (Score:2, Funny)
on thinkgeek? (Score:1)
Re:on thinkgeek? (Score:1)
This looks like a really fun idea (Score:4, Funny)
Beta tested one at work this summer (Score:5, Informative)
I didn't have much fun with email and weather notification, but sending audio clips to the thing had its moments. They have a fast selection of stuff on the site, and also pre-recordered female voices with a super cutsy accent saying super custy stuff about love, relationships, etc, it seems like the French interpretation of what Japanese schoolgirls find "kawaï".
What really got on my nerve is that under the oozing fabricated cuteness, they charge you for every audio clip you send to the bunny. You get 10 or 15 free ones to start off with, but after that you have to pay. Basically, all the bunny does is poll a server and download highly compressed audio clips and other data, and play and display them. Paying for simply using the damn thing seems like a ripoff to me (you have to buy the object first). So the mix of pseudo cuteness and greedy commercial behaviour didn't work for me.
I was on the verge of setting up a proxy to analyse the traffic, and possibly create a free gateway as a webservice (blabla), but I guess they probably encrypt the traffic, and it wasn't worth the effort.
In one word : yawn. Then again, I'm certainly not their target.
Re:Beta tested one at work this summer (Score:2, Informative)
Pronouncing "Nabaztag" (Score:1)
Nabaztag means "rabbit" in Armenian, as some others have posted. IMHO, the name sounds cooler if you pronounce it like the Armenians do - just pronounce all the a's like ahh's. Kinda like the a's in the movie title "Amistad".
Cheers.
Isn't this ubiquitous computing (Score:1)
Isn't this what Mark Weiser was talking about with ubiquitous/pervasive computing - computers disappearing from sight?
I'm a big fan of Tufte's work - this is just a new kind of visual literacy IMHO..
Very cool stuff - I want to see 'smart objects' on the shelves of my supermarket, next to the CD-Rs and telephone plug adaptors.
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Fishy (Score:1)
Why part of the loved one does it smell like ? I smell something fishy here.
What the? (Score:1)
The most important thing... (Score:1)
La lampe Dal (Score:2)
This lamp is probably showing black right now for anyone on the Texas gulf coast.
Oops, right, the power is out.
It's French...it's genderless.... (Score:1)
For 95 euros, I'm tempted to shoot one just to watch it die...
Server status, etc? (Score:2)