Peter writes: "Toyota researchers have unveiled a new humanoid robot that can run at 7Km/h which is faster than Honda's humanoid robot ASIMO. Toyota's robot can also keep itself balanced when pushed as shown in the video. Robots are now one step closer to world domination and human enslavement."
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"