from the finally-a-keyboard-I-won't-break dept.
"Inpace limited has released a keyboard that is
waterproof, and can "withstand most detergents, disinfectants and sterilisers"
and can be rolled up for ultra portability!"
I'll avoid assorted obvious dirty jokes about water proof
keyboards and let you guys roll your own.
"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute' -- I forget which."
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982