Instead of Bobbleheads, Baseball Stadium Tries Handing Out Crypto Tokens (mlblogs.com) 51
The Los Angeles Dodgers will try a high-tech giveaway for their September 21st game: "Digital Bobblehead Night." DevNull127 quotes the digital editor for the Los Angeles Dodgers:
While supplies last at guest's point of entry, the first 40,000 ticketed fans in attendance will receive a card with a unique code and directions to a website where a digital bobblehead can be unlocked and added to their Ethereum wallet. The player Crypto token received will be randomly selected, with approximately an equal number of Kershaw, Turner and Jansen codes distributed at the stadium gates.
"We're excited for our first-ever Crypto giveaway, and to explore an entirely new marketplace with our fanbase," said Lon Rosen, Dodger Executive Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer. "We hope this piques the interest of Dodger fans, and will help launch a new age of digital collectibles and promotions."
That stadium already has another high-tech gimmick: Flippy the Burger-Flipping Robot, who reportedly was "called up to the Majors" to help feed hungry baseball fans by cooking up fried chicken tenders and tater tots.
"We're excited for our first-ever Crypto giveaway, and to explore an entirely new marketplace with our fanbase," said Lon Rosen, Dodger Executive Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer. "We hope this piques the interest of Dodger fans, and will help launch a new age of digital collectibles and promotions."
That stadium already has another high-tech gimmick: Flippy the Burger-Flipping Robot, who reportedly was "called up to the Majors" to help feed hungry baseball fans by cooking up fried chicken tenders and tater tots.
Just give me the damn bobblehead (Score:1)
Can you imagine taking your son to the ballpark on Bobblehead Night, and you paid $90 for two tickets, $35 to park, another $50 on two hotdogs, two beers, a couple of cokes and maybe a bag of peanuts and some jackoff tells you you're getting a "virtual bobblehead" added to your "Ethereum wallet", whatever the fuck that is?
That happens and this is how they're taking me out of the ballpark:
https://youtu.be/j2zlPNGuPbw [youtu.be]
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... you're getting a "virtual bobblehead" added to your "Ethereum wallet", whatever the fuck that is?
Perhaps you haven't heard of things like Cryptokitties [wikipedia.org] and that People have spent over $1M buying virtual cats on the Ethereum blockchain [techcrunch.com] -- oh, and that people are stupid.
Re:Just give me the damn bobblehead (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm starting to understand how Trump got elected.
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I'm sure the president appreciates your willingness to spring to his defense at a moment's notice. Maybe someday he'll notice you.
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It worked for Trump.
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Trump pulled exactly what you complained about the left.
And continues to. Daily.
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Only bot I see is thee. Who excuses the inexcusable.
You were quite clear in your meaning. You are under the delusion that the other side is evil and trying to hurt people, while defending the party in power that is actively hurting people with their policies.
You are yet another Trump apologist. As bad as the Obama apologists of the last administration.
I need no argument, as the current administration has laid it all bare for all to see.
Just another partisan hack.
I hope one day the moderates wake u
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I've noted that sneering contempt is not a characteristic solely of the left.
And I agree that the technique is not persuasive to the other side. It can be used as a communication for ones own tribes.
I am annoyed, irritated and/or angry about the crap coming out both sides of the American Mouth.
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Here is what really got Trump elected, explained by a peer-reviewed study:
https://jamanetwork.com/journa... [jamanetwork.com]
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My answer to that. Wake up, don't be a fool. Taking you child to the ballpark to pay to watch others play and have fun is stupid. Take your child to the ballpark and with other parents and their children and play baseball. Spectator sports selling rubbish are so last millennium, this millennium is all about participation, participating as much as you can. There ain't no real fun in watching others have fun, you are just being sold, not once but thrice over, one to longer participate in sport directly, two y
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Who hurt you? Was it a member of the St. Louis Cardinals? Did one of them touch you in the bad place? Don't be afraid to come forward. From what I hear, you're not alone.
Re: Just give me the damn bobblehead (Score:2)
That's kind of hard to argue, given then Twitch and esports competitions in general are taking off as we speak, and attracting many spectators.
IMO, there is value in going somewhere to watch people that are the best at what they do perform at the peak of their abilities. Many athletes are great role models (anecdotal bad actors don't spoil the whole set), and I'm happy to bring my kid to see them perform.
Specifically going to a ballpark is more than about the game. Did you know that if you go early during
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Can you imagine taking your son to the ballpark on Bobblehead Night, and you paid $90 for two tickets, $35 to park, another $50 on two hotdogs, two beers, a couple of cokes and maybe a bag of peanuts and some jackoff tells you you're getting a "virtual bobblehead" added to your "Ethereum wallet", whatever the fuck that is?
While we are having videos, we need les crypto-bobbleheads and more Sausage races. https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Everyone had a good time, except for the poor chorizo.
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Now you're talking.
wtf (Score:2)
I am so confused. How is virtual facebook garbage related to ethereum? I've only used other cryptocurrencies, but I can't imagine a wallet being anything other than a list of transactions.
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It is a list of transactions. One of the transactions is "the owner of this wallet owns 1 x special limited edition digital bobblehead".
Priceless no?
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I own crypto-currencies and I'm staying the fuck away from Ethereum. They were able to reverse their fucking blockchain TWICE because of security problems.
They should be offering "Facebook digital bobbleheads" instead because of all the people who will go watch the baseball game, the percentage of Facebook users is going to be much higher than Ethereum wallet owners.
Yeah, right (Score:5, Insightful)
"Where is my bobblehead?"
"Sir, tonight you are getting a special token to a digital bobblehead."
"So I go to some web site where I can see my bobblehead?"
"Well, no. First you need an Etherium wallet."
"Where do I get this wallet, then?"
"You have to download the wallet software and run it on your computer."
"Then I can see my non-existent bobblehead?"
"Well, sort of. It's in your wallet, and you know it's there."
"F' that. Give me a real bobblehead."
2 weeks later: "STUNNED FAN MAKES $720 SALE..." (Score:1)
"... from free digital bobblehead! Is this the start of a goldrush era in crypto merch?"
What will be reported:
How a bunch of regular old fanbros just paid their mortgage from selling wack-ass crypto bobblehead things that suddenly everyone wants
How easy it is to trade these tokens if you just go to $promoterPortalDisguisedAsFanBlog and follow helpful wallet creation wizard steps
What won't be reported:
"stunned fan" (along with 2 or 3 others who were helpfully introduced to the article's author) was a plant b
Um, thanks? (Score:2)
... the first 40,000 ticketed fans in attendance ...
Maybe I'm missing something, but how many fans w/o tickets are usually in attendance? Seems like that's something to look into rather than giving out useless things like blockchain pets.
... will receive a card with a unique code and directions to a website ...
Just what these people have always wanted, codes and URLs. Haven't they suffered enough? I mean, they're Dodgers / Baseball fans. :-)
... where a digital bobblehead can be unlocked and added to their Ethereum wallet.
... that'll look so good on my dashboard.
This should be good (Score:2)
Impending sign of the Apocalypse (Score:3)
We hope this piques the interest of Dodger fans, and will help launch a new age of digital collectibles and promotions.
And The End then won't come soon enough - for Dodgers fans and the World ...
Too bad (Score:2)
I thought maybe they’d be announcing the launch of a new crypto currency- Corey Coin.
Also... a burger flipping robot? If there’s one food place that can well afford human employees, it’s a ballpark burger stand. Their prices are atrocious.
Tonight you will dine on (Score:2)
cutting edge Air biscuits.
Everyone says they're great!
A ponzi pyramid crypto bubble (Score:2)
Who was it that once said, there's a sucker born every minute?
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Can I get ... (Score:2)
... blockchain with that?
Here to watch the Game! (Score:2)
You think I came here to watch Baseball? Ha! Where's my free thing?!
Dodgers fail again (Score:2)
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Rename it TateryMcTaterTotsFace.
Brilliant move (Score:2)
I'm sure little Johnny will appreciate that when grampa takes him to the ball game.