Giant Mech Robots From Japan 104
New submitter Hanike writes "According to The Verge, Japanese hi-tech company Suidobashi Heavy Industry is developing a 13-foot, diesel-powered, real Mecha robot called Kuratas! 'The two-man team — artist Kogoro Kurata and robotics researcher Wataru Yoshizaki — isn't stopping there, either. Suidobashi wants to mass produce, starting at the low price of $1.35 million. So, what do you get for the money? Kuratas has over 30 hydraulic joints that allow it to freely move its arms, legs, and torso. It can fire water bottle rockets and fireworks, and its 6,000 round-per-minute BB Gatling guns are controlled with the pilot's smile; part of Yoshizaki's V-Shido (read like bushido, as in "way of the samurai") control system. In order to get around, the four-legged mech uses ordinary wheels, but the Suidobashi team wants to get it walking in order to navigate uneven terrain.'"
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Obvious Astroturfer is obvious.
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Windows OS
Oh good JESUS what were they thinking?!
I can't wait for GIANT MECHS to go on a rampage down the town because they got a virus.
Re:Interesting note about the robot (Score:5, Funny)
BSoD ==> now means: Bloody Shoot out Drone
But of course it will only go "bzzrrk" when there is a virus in the MS OS. The rest of the time it will be more like this:
Operator: Kill pedestrian *points at a little grandmom with a walking-aid*
MS OS: This operation might harm you or other people, are you sure? [yes] [no]
Operator: *clicks yes*
MS OS: are you really sure? [yes] [no]
Operator: *clicks yes and grunts*
MS OS: To complete this operation you need administrator privileges, do you want to continue? [yes] [no]
Operator: *clicks yes and grunts and moans*
MS OS: Enter administrator password here [ ]
Operator:*type type type type type type*
MS OS: loading bullets, 1 second remaining
MS OS: loading bullets, 30 seconds remaining
MS OS: loading bullets, 2 hours remaining
MS OS: loading bullets, 7 minutes remaining
MS OS: loading bullets, 1 second remaining
Little grandmom: *already safe at home making tea*
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I guess the OSX version would be:
Operator: Kill pedestrian *points at a little grandmom with a walking-aid*
OSX: ---- no response
Operator: clicks the little lock next to the triggers to unlock it
OSX: please enter an admistrator password
Operator: type type type type type
OSX: loading bullets, barbershop pole
OSX: loading bullets, barbershop pole
OSX: loading bullets, barbershop pole
OSX: loading bullets, barbershop pole
OSX: loading bullets, barbershop pole
Operator: any day now
OSX: loading bullets, pinwheel
Operato
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operator@ubuntu ~/ $ echo "granny @ heading 36.3 azimuth -14.5" > target
operator@ubuntu ~/ $ open_fire target
bash: open_fire: command not found
operator@ubuntu ~/ $ sudo apt-get install open_fire
E: Unable to locate package open_fire
operator@ubuntu ~/ $ wget http://downloads.sourceforge.net/project/open_fire/open_fire-0.4.6.tar.gz
2012-07-31 15:56:43 (450 KB/s) - `open_fire-0.4.6.tar.gz' saved [14437]
operator@ubuntu ~/ $ tar -xvf open_fire-0.4.6.tar.gz
operator@ubuntu ~/ $ cd open_fire-0.4.6/
operator@ubuntu
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Smiling? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Smiling? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry, you'll frown once you run out of ammo.
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You only need to stop smiling if you want to stop it from shooting, i.e. are no longer pleased with that activity...
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Re:Smiling? (Score:5, Funny)
When you're smiling
When you're smiling
Your enemies get mowed down
When you're laughing
Oh, when you're laughing
Bullets riddle the entire town
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runs on wheels. (Score:1)
'nuff said. Should have kept trying.
Doesn't run at all (hoax) (Score:1)
Note how any time there is motion you only see a portion of the object. The arm movements and in-traffic video are clearly CGI, and the raise/lower video could be done by a crane from above since everything above the legs is cropped out.
And while we see the gatling barrels spinning, I don't see anything being fired out.
In other words, this is a sculpture, not a mech. I doubt it's anything other than an elaborate miniature plus a fake cockpit.
Schnooky schnooky! (Score:1)
I can't wait for the gauss cannons and jump jets!
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That's only if you luck out and get a high enough roll on the missile hit table to get all 20 missiles to hit and get all four rolls to hit the same spot. My personal favourite tactic is to take an Archer, park him in a corner, use a few scout mechs for scouting ahead in cover as spotters, and then pop off long range shots hoping to get enough 5 point clusters that one of them hits the head.
Head hits alwa
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Truckasaurus? (Score:5, Funny)
Already written about in an old SF story (Score:2)
to be mass-produced for monster truck rallies here in the states.
As usual science fiction is way ahead of reality, ten years to be precise. What you describe was the exact plot of Allen Steele's short story "Mudzilla's Last Stand", initially published in January of '93! From an article about Steele:
His writing shows a passion for the sometimes lurid tone and language of the lowest forms of popular culture, as in "Mudzilla's Last Stand," which details how future announcers will promote the battle of Mecha-men robots as a working class entertainment on the same order as Monster Truck Rallies.
I remember reading the story in Asimov's when it first appeared. Aside from being prophetic, it was a pretty good read. The plot is that a Japanese company builds a real battle mech much like the one in the TFA. The robot was intended to be genuine military hardware, but the
Series T1 (Score:2)
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Thanks jshipp for causing me to spend the last 45 minutes looking at all the terminator info.. Now my mind is totally screwed up and I don't know what year I'm in. :)
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Don't forget Ed 209 [youtube.com] :D
Interesting note... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Interesting note... (Score:4, Funny)
Teenage pilots are required because, as has been well established, mecha are powered by angst. Any organization which operates mecha also has a secret division of agents who mess with the pilot's lives to ensure they remain sufficiently angsty.
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Like Gundam? (Score:2)
Will this program be secretly run by the Agriculture Ministry as well?
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Of course! It's designed for mowing down the scoff-lawns!
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I doubt it would have any trouble plowing through most foes.
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Gundam? Honestly, it looked more like a Dougram [starstore.com] to me.
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i don't know what you are complaining about, this giant robot will solve all those problems that you think are more important.
Won't the revolution be easier if we all had Giant Mech Robots? i don't know how you plan to successfully lead your little rebellion against the govt now, when we can't match the firepower of their tanks and jets. These Giant Mech's will turn the tide and give us equal footing so we can stand toe-to-toe with the military to enact our coup. to take back our drugs and healthcare.
yeah
Aesthetic (Score:2)
Interesting, but most of the construction looks non-functional and aesthetic - like the hands, for instance. It does not look sturdy enough to serve as a riot suppression device, nevermind anything serious.
Bubba with a mig welder, an old Asian cab-over-engine mini-bus type van, a junked Caterpillar frontend loader, and the frame from a US truck could probably make something similarly aesthetic which is actually able to perform work. Betcha it'd be more fun to pilot, too.
It'd certainly be fun to pilot, but w
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The rest of us will just wait for a centerfold shot!
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Come on, we have the technology to make mechas capable of running and jumping with a human pilot, when they will join the pieces into one thing? The only thing that still complicated is the source of energy needed!
this gets my vote (Score:5, Insightful)
Gatling guns? Then it's Heavyarms! (Score:3)
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Although the design kinda reminds me of VOTOMS. Oh well, I am sure some Super Robot Wars game has something comparable. Kinda reminds me of a quad Angriff. (sans Raven parts). Or something from Armored Core.
Anyway this being Japan I am sure it has plenty of upgrades and final attacks. I'll wait for the Shin Kuratakaiser that will surely come eventually.
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Now, they need to make one with a giant scythe and bat wings so we can have Deathscythe, and one with angel wings for Wing Zero. /geek
FTFY
A nerd would be interested in the drive train, targeting system, etc, i.e. what can I do with this. Geeks are interested in how cool it looks. It was a shock when I realized I was a nerd and didn't qualify to be a geek.
Metal Gear! (Score:1)
Oh great, now someone's gonna have to put on their octocamo and fight their way into the bases until the Big Boss battle...
GDS Operating system "DRIVE" TA Shell (Score:2)
Was the software for it written by Gowa Digital Systems?
Can't believe nobody has said it. (Score:3)
I, for one, welcome our...
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"Siri, mow down the infidels"
On to Tokyo? (Score:2)
So, when can we see some awesome footage of these mass produced robotic overlords trashing Tokyo? It's traditional.
Slightly cheaper model... (Score:2)
If you're in Canada, this was featured a year or so ago on Daily Planet on the Discovery Channel:
Daily Planet - Embedded with Mark Miller - Land Walker [watch.ctv.ca]. Though it just burns me that they seem to not say "mech" at all.
I think this one was slightly cheaper...
Re:Slightly cheaper model...in Canada (Score:1)
>> I think this one was slightly cheaper...
Only because they paid in Canadian loons.
videos lacking.... (Score:1)
I've seen the training footage.... (Score:1)
This company is actually a subsideary of Infinite Stratos Corporation, LLC. based in Tokyo, Japan.
They use high-school aged kids because their reflexes are faster, but it gets the job done.
There was some competition between the test pilots, but things have evened out and settled down
(you know how emotional kids can get). Several countries already have their own models (as was
noted in the training videos) - exacly which countries is a closely guared secret, though.
Land of the smiles (Score:1)
..., and its 6,000 round-per-minute BB Gatling guns are controlled with the pilot's smile
This gives the term "land of the smiles" a totally different meaning.
The future is here! (Score:3)
This brings a tear of joy to my eye... Finally, some overt examples of future technology. All that's left to fulfill my childhood vision of the future is flying cars, supersonic transports, torus-style space stations, and proper spacecraft (FTL optional but strongly encouraged).
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it's more of an example of a movie animaton made in a certain shape for no good reason at all.
if you want a thing that runs on wheels, is controlled with a playstation controller and has a real gun you could call up the swedish(though I'm pretty sure they would only sell to very few countries in the world..).
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Watching the videos deflated all of my excitement. Much of it was so cheesy that I initially thought it was the work of a special effects studio. As it stands it's not much more than a moving sculpture.
I can't help but think that someone could produce that actually works by cannibalizing a few small construction vehicles. But at the end of the day the thing is going to be so heavy and slow as to be pointless. It's a nice fantasy, but I think the future is more likely to be powered armor, a la Starship Troop
I want two of them (Score:1)
What is it for? (Score:2)
They say it they will be selling them for $1.35M each. But not many anime geeks can afford $1.35M toys. Is there some practical industrial application that the developers have in mind but don't seem to want to publicize at this point?
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Tetsujin 28 for real? (Score:2)
Is this like Tetsujin 28 or Gigantor?
Does I come with options (Score:2)
Wait until my neighbor's dog sees me coming.
Remember to Smile (Score:1)
The point is to pummel to death an infestation of rodents with lethal amounts of BBs.
Masamune Shirow (Score:1)