Floating Nuclear Power Plant Seized By Court 122
An anonymous reader writes "The world's first nuclear barge has been impounded while still under construction — but not because of looming safety or environmental concerns. The shipyard's parent companies are embroiled in bankruptcy proceedings, and Russia's state nuclear corporation, Rosatom, was worried that a creditor would end up with this valuable nuclear asset, and asked the bankruptcy court to seize the barge to protect it."
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If you want to be able to move hundreds of tons of ship and cargo with the force it takes to parallel-park a VW, you're going to have to expect a balance in your karma somehow.
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Those engines and screws put out just a bit more force than that... It's because the mass is so immense that it "looks" so weak. (eg the thrust/mass ratio is very low)
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They do, but you could push the QE2 away from the dock by leaning into it.
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Depends on the wind, or lack thereof.
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With a tailwind, you could do it telekinetically.
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Break
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B.O.A.T. (Score:2)
Bring On Another Thousand
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People will argue about nearly anything, or brutally shoehorn [politically-charged-topic] into any discussion.
Re:Not nuclear, just a barge (Score:4, Funny)
People will argue about nearly anything, or brutally shoehorn [politically-charged-topic] into any discussion.
No, we won't! That's exactly the kind of stupidity I'd expect from the pro-offshore-drilling astroturfers, though.
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I hereby award you one gold star.
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Lol. As I write this, further down, we have people flipping their shit over spelling and grammar, how stupid all Americans are, Halliburton, the tyranny of Obama/unions/campaign financing, military spending, and of course the evils of nuclear power generation.
Le sigh.
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lol, you'll have the moderators wondering. Is this +1 funny, or +1 troll for funny ;)
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Siezed? (Score:3, Funny)
Siezed? O RLY? Maybe Seazed! Or...maybe.... Seized!
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I before E except after C... Oh wait. Damn English!
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"I before e ..." (Score:2)
Note that weird, scientific and foreign all fall into the weird category. Caffeine is an example of scientific. A stein is an example of a beer-containing foreign exception, and therefore the quintessential German example. On the other hand, keiretsu is not an exception, despite how Sean Connery pronounced it in Rising Sun. (It's sounded like a, if you pronounce it
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There are 21 times as many words in the English language that break this "rule" than do not.
It's weird how some of these sayings have come into being with no basis in truth, isn't it? I can only that society would break down if this was the case for other sayings.
No doubt the veil of ignorance is being torn down as I type.
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That is not an English word.
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True, but English is not really a rule based language. It is not truly phonetic and really needs to be fixed.
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Yeah, well, what do you expect from an article that keeps misspelling nucular.
Time for your head to explode. (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA:
In 2009, Rosatom announced plans to send a fleet of floating nuclear power stations to the Arctic, where they could power deep-sea drilling for oil and gas.
There's so much wrong in that meme that I'm going to have to go lie down and hope I forget it happened.
Re:Time for your head to explode. (Score:4, Funny)
What's wrong with that? It combines the impressive safety of nuclear fission with the emission-free awesomeness of fossil fuels AND the completely non-existent risk of an oil spill polluting an entire ocean. Best of three worlds!
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Just think of the possibilities of a major radioactive oil leak happening in the Arctic Ocean in the midst of Polar Bears, Whales and Walruses. Should be good for one or two mutant monsters, a superhero and a whole generation of Micheal Bay movies.
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And toy tie-ins: it's made of Legos, according to the photograph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_floating_nuclear_power_station [wikipedia.org]
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reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw about 10 years ago:
Nuke gay whales for Jesus!
still remember it, so it must have been good.
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add, "In an SUV" just for extra punch.
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Wait, you forgot the part where the oil spill is RADIOACTIVE. Can't leave that out.
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"nuclear-powered zeppelins for tuna fishing"
Dude! That rocks!
Where can I invest?
That's almost as cool as training poodles for underwater welding.
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You forgot the asbestos, pthalates, glycerol ester of wood rosin, and kitten paws.
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Naw, you'd have to list the kitten paws on the label in California as a carcinogen.
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Crap, that's how I got that malignant cuddlemuffinoma.
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From TFA:
In 2009, Rosatom announced plans to send a fleet of floating nuclear power stations to the Arctic, where they could power deep-sea drilling for oil and gas.
There's so much wrong in that meme that I'm going to have to go lie down and hope I forget it happened.
Did you read that meme on /.? Using a computer? and internet connection? What percentage of the electricity used in operating (and manufacturing) those things was generated by Coal (which is usually worse than nuclear or oil for the environment.) Are you going to go lie down in an air-conditioned room?
If they don't use nuclear power to support the drilling operations, they'll likely use oil - the more nuclear power they use, the less oil they will have to use, the more oil to power your car, etc. and the
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The GP's point is if you are going to bother building a nuclear plant, why not just skip the oil and coal altogether? If you can build 1 or 2 nuclear plants that would replace 2 to 3 coal fired power plants, isn't that a much more straightforward path? Instead, somebody decided to only make the nuclear plant the middle man?
The same issue is one of the major roadblocks to electric cars. "Oh we're running out of oil for the cars, lets make a nuclear plant to harvest oil!" instead of "Lets build a
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Dingdingdingdingdingdingding!
Building a nuke plant to pump oil isn't about energy. It's about money and ignoring the consequence.
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IANA NIMBY, but... it's a lot easier to get permission to operate nuclear power plants on the high seas than it is anywhere on land - how's that for ironic?
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If I were running an Arctic drilling operation, I'd much rather sail up and start work right away - I'd like to have PLENTY of power to keep the workers warm - right away. I'd like to have a self-contained system that I know is working before I leave port. The added complexity of utilizing fossil fuels on site will increase the risk of spills and accidents- in an already hostile environment. Yes, nuclear accidents are bad (ref: K-19), but so are oil spills.
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The point is, you're sitting on a huge convenient fossil fuel resource that can be used to run all the equipment!
That's not really how it works.
While I agree that glowing arctic seals are bad, the alternative is (sadly), having a tanker full of refined petroleum from Venezuela or Vladovostok come steaming the 15,000 miles from the refinery in a tanker in order to seasonally refuel a platform.
They're not going to dump raw unfiltered natural gas from a vent into the multimillion dollar steam turbines or engines.... I suspect the hydrogen sulfide and other things in naturally it would be very bad for the equipment... It
Pretty crazy idea anyway (Score:1)
Using nuclear power on a ship?
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As opposed to a submarine?
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Or an aircraft carrier.
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"Or the Savannah"
Naw, they were going to build one on the savannah, but the cheetahs were all radical enviros. They protested and tied it up in court forever.
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Russia doesn't exactly have a good safety record regarding sea-going nuclear reactors. 3 of their nuclear subs are currently lying on the bottom of the artic sea.
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Re:Pretty crazy idea anyway (Score:4, Insightful)
The ironic thing is that they could have possibly anchored this off the coast of Japan and prevented the meltdown.
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The ironic thing is that they could have possibly anchored this off the coast of Japan and prevented the meltdown.
Naah the real irony was the general business model for floating plants was, we'll build a 3rd world country a plant and let them have the electricity... until they stop paying... at which point it gets towed away. This time its the builders who got towed not the 3rd world country.
The other funny part is creditors are known for doing stupid things when they seize "their" property. Imagine a repo guy hauling core assemblies thru town on the back of a stereotypical repo lift truck. I'm glad the courts seize
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I think it'd be more popular (and profitable) to rent these out to water-starved but well-off countries, to power desalination plants. A float it in, as a turnkey system, complete with technicians and all; that would be pretty nifty.
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Not only that, but the excess heat (efficiency of a nuclear power plant is only about 33%) could also be used to distill more water, improving the total efficiency somewhat. Then all we have to worry about is the localized salt pollution.
Maybe they can also use the salt somehow, with some of the excess heat and some of the energy, to absorb CO2 from the air??? taking clues from the Solvay process, maybe make sodium carbonate and ammonium chloride, both useful products.
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"This time its the builders who got towed not the 3rd world country."
In Soviet shipbuilding, barge tows you!
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Obama? As long as he could filter the money through some Union and into his campaign funds. He could create several more temporary minimum wage jobs at a mere $280,000/job.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_airplane
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Erm, the B-36 was a piston powered craft.
Unless your are talking about nuclear warheads, which while they might satisfy the technical requirements to be called a reactor, are almost never considered such.
OH WAIT! You're talking about the NTA (B-36H-20-CF). Yea, that was a one-off repurposed craft for a scrapped project. Don't think that counts.
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Yeah, and the government still owes my family $400,000 plus interest from 1955 or thereabouts, for unpaid bills on that scrapped project. B*()^(&^(&#(*&%!!!!
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Russia has been building nuclear-powered ships [wikipedia.org] for decades.
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NS Savannah [wikipedia.org]
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In soviet russia nukes float you! (Score:2)
In soviet russia nukes float you!
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Reading problems? The creditors did not invest in the barge, the government did. The shipyard is the one with financial problems, and the government wants to protect it's investment in the barge before the barge gets declared as an asset of the shipyard.
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Isn't nuclear safer at sea anyway? (Score:2)
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In case of meltdown, just head it out to the middle of nowhere. Or am I missing something?
The other part you're missing is there is usually no shortage of coolant water, thus preventing the meltdown. Unless they do something idiotic with a sandbar, of course. Its pretty hard to melt something down if its below sea level. Despite the cost, I'm thinking future coastal japan reactors are probably going to be built below sea level.
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The US did this decades ago (Score:1)
These are not the first nuclear power plant barges in existence. The US did this a long time ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MH-1A
There's no money to decomission it, but the Army did just get funding to repaint it, so it looks all shiny and nice.
Floating Cities (Score:2)
I'm surprised this wasn't about someone trying to create electrical infrastructure for one of those libertopia floating cities in the ocean
wait wait wait... (Score:2)
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Silly man. The captain will be irresistibly charming to the the heroes until slowly the tyrannical nature of his command is revealed and the characters find themselves outside of his trusted circle; enslaved on that very ship with the other hapless souls. Only after a charismatic call to rebellion will the protagonist lead the revolt against said captain, climaxing in a Michael Bay-esque explosion and congratulatory smooch from the hottest of the slave girls.
Oh, and the Black guy gets killed first.
Floating Nuclear Power Plant? (Score:1)
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Not that crazy (Score:1)
smart ! (Score:2)
They saw this coming a mile away...ended up saving themselves by forcing the issue of seizing their own assets.....smart move, and avoids the russian mafia from moving in indirectly to aquire said items!