MakerBot Introduces Printable Vinyl Records 89
An anonymous reader points out great news for , hackers, and anybody who's tired of having to pay for physical music media. MakerBot Industries has now demonstrated the capability of the MakerBot to print out listen-able vinyl records of your favorite tunes. With a attachment, it can even record new audio in real-time. "Using the MakerBot Generation 4 Electronics microstepping capacity, the AudioNozzle modulates the amount of plastic deposited create a high-fidelity waveform. The results often surpass the dynamic range of -bit recordings and can contain frequencies up to 57khz — even higher than the frequency for 96khz digital recording."
actually, I wanted to read real news (Score:1, Insightful)
oh, yes, that is funny too. keep them coming. Actually don't.
It would be more clever if there were just one fake article.
On Slashdot, Apr 1 is the day to find another source of interesting news.
Get off my lawn.
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If you don't like them, don't read. It is rather redundant to read people bitching on every story that they don't like the April fool's news, don't read if you don't like it, no one is making you.
Re:actually, I wanted to read real news (Score:5, Insightful)
But we now know what they've been doing with their UI budget instead of fixing the fucking thing.
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I meant /.
The UI script behaviors are haphazard and irritating and vary from platform to platform.
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April's fools is not about making jokes, it's actually about trolling. Slashdot's strategy of spamming rubbish fake news is actually quite effective for that, as people whine about it in every thread.
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No, it's about ACTUALLY fooling people. This is fooling no one. Also, it's about fun. This is not fun.
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No, it's about ACTUALLY fooling people. This is fooling no one. Also, it's about fun. This is not fun.
Actually, CmdrTaco is sitting in a hilariously-oversized recliner chair laughing at all the people whining in the comments. April 1st is about fun for the people pulling the pranks and pain and misery for the people they're directed at. The more suffering for the second group, the more hilarity for the first. Physics, son.
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Actually, it's been so annoying for so long it's starting to get funny again. The fact that they keep doing it despite nobody really enjoying it and massively reduced postscounts just makes it better. You'll get it eventually, it's hilarious.
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STOP IT! (Score:2, Insightful)
Is there no actual new for today?
Yes, there is (Score:1)
Here's your new for today. [amazon.com]
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Really? That's incredible. It's a shame that they can agree to something like this but refuse to come together for world peace, though.
RELAX! (Score:2)
This is a tech news site. If you have to hear about the Debian 4.3.2.4.0001 release tomorrow instead of today, I'm pretty sure you'll live. Slashdot isn't about breaking news, or anything you need to act on right this minute. Tech changes fast, but not that fast.
This site is fundamentally about entertainment. Your job does not depend on it. It's what you do to take a break from the code. Today, you do it a little differently than yesterday. Don't worry, all the breaking news will be back tomorrow, an
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They did. Four stories ago.
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They did, back in '99. 1 April stories are created for ACs ;)
First pony! (Score:2)
First pony!
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And instead of just ignoring it, you have to post paragraphs of lipsum to every article today. That shows dedication to being a douchebag.
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*ONE* day of the year?
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The rest of the year it's still good for wrapping fish.
april fool (Score:1)
Pff, vinyl... (Score:1)
Wake me up when they invent one that can print listen-able audio CDs.
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You didn't watch the video then? He clearly states that you can use it in your CD-ROM drive.
Can't wait until midnight (Score:2)
Can't wait until midnight for this to be over.
Or do I actually enjoy this and this post is a parody of my true feelings. Today, who can tell?
If only it were true! (Score:2)
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I can't imagine any real way of printing the grooves.
You wouldn't print the groove, you'd print up the surface on either side of it with a 3D printer. The 3D printer would have to be very fast and accurate to print in real-time, obviously.
Also, making a master (negative) with a 3D printer might be easier and more practical than directly making a vinyl disk with one (for one thing, it'd only have to print a single ridge as it traveled around, instead of two with a groove between them). The master could then be used to stamp vinyl copies. If a relatively cheap
I love 4/1 on slashdot (Score:2)
really. I find the stories to be amusing. The only think the confuses me is why the hell people who don't like it come here and whine about it.
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Bugs the crap out of me too. If you don't like it, don't read and let the rest of us enjoy the hilarity.
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A word about Vinyl (Score:1)
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I can't tell if you are taking the piss out of audiophiles or not, but I see enough of them in my business to know most don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
The problem is that the wax substrate does not allow for the types of frequency and dynamics they think it does. This is why every phono has an EQ and filter curve set up in it as suggested by the RIAA. Good ones will have an expander to go against the compressor needed to keep the needle in the groove on rhythmatic pieces because it just c
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It's true most audiophiles have little technical knowledge, and they have little or no clue why they like the LP sound. and likewise for the younger crowd rediscovering "vinyls." LP's (vacuum-cleaned and played with a good cartridge and turntable) are at least as good as music played back with lossy encoding through portable players, the way most people listen to music thesedays (this psychoacoustic data compression should not be confused with the topic I address below, dynamic range compression).The qualit
How are those cables working out? (Score:2)
How are those Anjou cables from Pear working out for you?
The day that children run the internet (Score:3)
Grow up...or don't...but don't complain when people want mature sources and go elsewhere.
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If you're tempted to do a 4/1 joke, remember this: (Score:4, Insightful)
- Pope David Meyer, Church of the SubGenius
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That was largely my thought, the drop boxes make the summaries hard to read and the gag itself isn't really funny to begin with.
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24-bit? pshaw (Score:1)
Scanning vinyl albums? (Score:2)
I thought I read an article a while back about a company or some researcher or someone who did non-intrusive laser scans on vinyl record albums and processed the resulting scans to re-create the sound? The intent was to record the sound without harming the physical vinyl.
A quick Google search returns an article about this [npr.org] as well as a "touchless" laser turntable [elpj.com].
Anyone else remember this?
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I remember something like that too - probably it was about either this [slashdot.org], this [loc.gov] or this [berkeley.edu].
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And.. They were only able to get a good result for about 10-15 minuts in the beginning of the disc..
Sounds like their device didn't compensate for the increased circumferential distance the farther out you move on the disc.
Thingivers will fill with pirated LP's! (Score:2)
...and become the target of what remains of the RIAA.
(LP's, or do the youngun's call 'em "vinyls" thesedays?)
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Here you go:
javascript:void((d=(d=document.getElementsByTagName('select')[0])[d.length-1]).innerHTML=d.value='pedophiles');
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These would sound sweet with ... (Score:1)
I figured it out. (Score:2)
Bats love it! (Score:2)
I have been working with this technology for quite some time. Anything from Nirvana causes the bats to collide into a bloody mass over the cornfield.
even if it were real (Score:1)