Toshiba Develops 3-D Monocle

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Enough is enough

[Chrisq]

Its fun to look for one slightly plausible "april fool" among genuine articles. A whole stream of them just gets boring.

Several non-binocular depth cues

[tepples]

This one is slightly plausible. The monocle could selectively change focus of parts of the image, or apply any of several other non-binocular depth cues [wikipedia.org].

Re:Enough is enough

[eln]

Every year Slashdot does something for April Fool's, and every year people bitch about it. Personally, I like that Slashdot is linking to the various geek april fools jokes out there so I don't have to go hunting for them myself, and I think the Mad Libs in the article summaries are clever too.

April Fool's is the one day of the year this sort of thing happens. If it bothers you that much, just take a day off from the Internet and spend the day chasing kids off your lawn or something.

Re:Enough is enough

[MobileTatsu-NJG]

Its fun to look for one slightly plausible "april fool" among genuine articles. A whole stream of them just gets boring.

So does a whole stream of 'this is boring' comments every... fucking... year.