Things Get Worse at Fukushima 1122
An anonymous reader writes "Radiation levels are skyrocketing around Japan's Fukushima nuclear plant as reports indicate that a radioactive core has overheated and melted through its containment vessel and onto a concrete floor. Radiation levels inside reactor two were recently gauged at 1,000 millisieverts per hour — a level so high that workers could only remain in the area for 15 minutes under current exposure guidelines."
No!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Wait! I learned everything I know from Slashdot, and Slashdot says nuclear power is safe and no one will get hurt.
None of this leaking stuff can be happening. La-la-la-la . . . I can't hear you!
Re:F*ck You, Shima! (Score:2, Funny)
He didn't have to. Have you SEEN the ANIME that has been coming out of Japan for decades? Thousands of Manga authors already predicted it! Let's hope the predictions of two-wheel-drive electric motorcycles and sexy, sexy robots also come true.
Re:It's already in the UK (Score:4, Funny)
That was The Guardian. This is what the real BBC had to say on the subject [bbc.co.uk].
Meanwhile, Yes, Prime Minister had a few things to say about the press:
"Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country, The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country, The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country, The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country, The Financial Times is read by people who own the country, The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
"Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?"
"Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."