EMC Engineer Steals Almost $1 Million of Kit One Piece at a Time 235
aesoteric writes "An EMC test engineer has pleaded guilty to stealing almost $1 million worth of kit from his employer. He reportedly stole the unspecified goods from the storage giant's North Carolina factory using 'a small bag' to smuggle the kit out before selling it on the internet under a pseudonym."
Im sorry - define Kit (Score:2, Insightful)
Im sorry - define Kit? thanks
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Funny)
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A highly-developed and technological Knight Industries Two Thousand series motor vehicle.
What does The Hoff have to say about it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff [wikipedia.org]
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Informative)
The article is ridiculously scant on details. It makes no sense. A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!" That's a lot of "small bags" to be taken in and out over a period of time. Might as well held up the loading dock at gunpoint and ran off with the crates.
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One of the few country songs I like.
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
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So I guess that wouldn't qualify as a case of the "five finger discount"...
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A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!"
I'm guessing they are using 'cop math'.
My bet : they calculated that the small kit can be reproduced and / or reverse engineered, and the resulting copies will result in an overall loss to the original company over the sales life of the product, equaling one million dollars in losses.
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A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!"
I'm guessing they are using 'cop math'.
My bet : they calculated that the small kit can be reproduced and / or reverse engineered, and the resulting copies will result in an overall loss to the original company over the sales life of the product, equaling one million dollars in losses.
Cop math? I was thinking RIAA math.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, once the parts were reassembled, the result was an EMC product, which has no actual value.
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I work at an aerospace and consumer electronics company. The junk in the 1 ft^3 scrap bins is worth thousands of dollars on the street. Over the course of several months I built a "museum display" at my desk showing the evolution of one of our product lines by building 20 of them in fully operational condition out of scrap. The street price of the "museum" is about $12,000, so yeah, I believe this guy could have stolen $1M from EMC.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Funny)
Kit = pieces of equipment.
If he'd taken it all, it would have been kit and caboodle.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Informative)
It's how the English say equipment.
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Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Insightful)
Zippers can be a bitch.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Funny)
You're talking about my dog, you insensitive clod!!
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I'd sure hate to lose my equipment while getting my kit off.
That will happen if it's cold enough.
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j0 ... you can't really call yourself nerds unless you head over to http://theregister.co.uk/ [theregister.co.uk] every once in a while and take in some of the wry British take on tech.
Start with the BOFH archives and you'll be fully conversant in no time! (OK, I'll give one small hint: PFY = "pimply-faced youth" )
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Not saying the cultures are 180 degrees dissimilar, but the BOFH stories were written by Simon Travaglia [wikipedia.org], who is a New Zealander.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Funny)
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stole US$930,000 of goods from the storage giant's North Carolina factory
Storage. They make storage.
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Do they make boxes?
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British slang for "stuff"
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:5, Insightful)
Most likely the $1 million kit consists of:
- A 250GB 5400 RPM SATA EMC-certified HD
- A pair of official EMC plastic brackets.
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Not metal, just metal-coloured (brit spelling used in honor of this thread)
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It's everything that doesn't constitute a kaboodle [wikipedia.org].
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I'm trying to figure out what exactly he stole...stealing kit does not make sense to me.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:4, Informative)
I'm assuming that the equipment and software stolen was from those product lines.
Re:Im sorry - define Kit (Score:4, Funny)
The Australians got it from a British site, which helpfully changed the Americanism equipment [boston.com] to something more British.
The estate of Johnny Cash is suing him... (Score:5, Funny)
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Video of song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfbRdclvkM [youtube.com]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXz_vzROrw [youtube.com]
...King Missile!
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No support contract is a crime? (Score:2, Interesting)
BL Trading is also being charged with sale and receipt of stolen property, wire fraud and the installing and selling on of products with EMC firmware that didn’t have support contracts to take care of them.
WTF?
Re:No support contract is a crime? (Score:5, Informative)
EMC firmware license requires a support contract to be valid. Yes, it is illegal to use the hardware you purchase from them, if you don't keep paying them for support.
Considering how much they mark up hardware as well, there's no way he actually had more than $50k of gear.
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You mean contractual violation which is a civil suite and not a violation of the law. This would be the dictated by the terms agreed to when the equipment was purchased. However, I have known several organizations that had their old EMC equipment limping about. While unsupported and essentially useless for it's role they can often be relegated to test or dev environments where stability and uptime isn't paramount. In fact, I've known production environments that were still running out of warranty EMC equipm
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It's also worth noting that you can't just put anything in a contract and have it enforceable in a civil court. While the DMCA has been used to butt rape consumers at a small level (Sony trying to protect their PSP and PS3 and deny full and rightful ownership of the hardware) this does not typically fly with businesses that have the resources and wherewithal to fight back.
This is precisely why there is some equipment that is leased and not sold. It's the only legitimate and legally defensible way to enfor
Re:No support contract is a crime? (Score:5, Insightful)
Absolutely. Remember, this occurred in the USA, where corporations write the laws. This is why this guy, who probably stole a handful of hard drives worth about $2k (which EMC marks up to $1m), is going to jail for 30-something years, while a rapist or murderer can easily get out in 5 or 10.
Obligatory dumb question: (Score:4, Insightful)
What is "kit" in this instance?
"Kit and kit! What is kit?!" - Spock's Brain
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Gear.
Re:Obligatory dumb question: (Score:4, Insightful)
equipment
And because slashdot requires me to wait a certain amount of time before replying with what should be a one word answer, and because one word isn't a good enough answer, you get this annoying run on sentence of complete crap before I can post so I'll just keep typing random stuff to kill some time.
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Re:Obligatory dumb question: (Score:5, Insightful)
Could be any number of things, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit [wikipedia.org]
In this instance, I think it's most likely referring to baby ferrets.
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Baby ferrets have firmware?
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"psst! wanna buy a server?"
/obscure?
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According to a friend down under, "kit" is Auzzie slang for "computer equipment."
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'Kit' is a casual term for 'gear', 'equipment', 'stuff' etc. Contrary to what others have said, it is not 'a Britishism'. It is a term used basically everywhere that speaks standard/Commonwealth English (as opposed to American English).
But even if you didn't know what it meant, isn't it obvious from context?
I see a lot of that on this site actually (presumably mostly from North Americans): the inability to figure out the likely meaning of a word from context. They all seem to take everything so ... literall
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I swear... sometimes it really makes me smile that the Brits are OUR colonists now.
That really doesn't make sense. The European settlers of the Americas were the original colonists, but what new lands are the British "colonising" on "your" behalf?
:-)
You really didn't think that one out... did you?
Anyway, while I think it's very likely that English will continue to be *the* global language, it's fairly apparent that the days of it "belonging to", or even being primarily shaped by the US (and/or the UK and the Commonwealth's remaining influence) is numbered. It's one of India's two mai
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What I'm saying is, enjoy your domination of American English while it lasts, because the language is going global and won't belong to you- or anyone else- after that. (^_^)
I'm quite sure America will ALWAYS dominate American English, just as it has always dominated American English, at least as long as English remains spoken in America.
America might not dominate English in general in the future, however.
wire fraud (Score:4, Insightful)
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Not necessarily. If you run a red light to hit and kill someone with a car, you're going to have multiple charges as well.
He received a wire transfer of money under a fake name. Doesn't that count?
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He received a wire transfer of money under a fake name. Doesn't that count?
So if you win an ebay auction from 'legoseller331' and then paypal your payment to 'legoseller331@gmail.com'... and then legoseller331 sends you the lego set described in the auction... criminal wire fraud has taken place? Really?
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He received a wire transfer of money under a fake name. Doesn't that count?
So if you win an ebay auction from 'legoseller331' and then paypal your payment to 'legoseller331@gmail.com'... and then legoseller331 sends you the lego set described in the auction... criminal wire fraud has taken place? Really?
Firstly, wire transfer != paypal... Wire transfer systems take identities very seriously.
Secondly, it's a bad metaphor. The lego set in the EMC scenario was stolen and fenced under a fake name (to avoid getting caught). The fake name part (as part of the wire transfer) is a whole separate crime. IANAL, though, so this is only my understanding of the situation.
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Only if the person who wired you the money was ripped off in the process. Otherwise it's just charge inflation.
I'm just waiting for someone to be convicted of aggravated littering because they didn't neatly dispose of the victim after killing him. Naturally that will be followed by considerable EPA fines because of the lead they disposed of improperly. Then there's the noise ordinance they violated. Oh, and murder while we're at it.
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Wire fraud is the de-facto "internet ecommerce" law since around 1980. If it involves craigslist, ebay or amazon.com it's probably got a wire fraud charge tacked on.
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More practically : if the FBI prosecutes you, you get charged with wire fraud. It basically doesn't matter what the crime was, the statute is so broad it can apply to nearly anything. Also, the FBI wins trials over 90% of the time...doesn't matter if you are innocent or not...if the FBI comes for you you are going to the Gulag.
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Wire fraud makes it a federal case. (Score:5, Informative)
Wire fraud, in the United States Code, is any criminally fraudulent activity that has been determined to have involved electronic communications of any kind, at any phase of the event. The involvement of electronic communications adds to the severity of the penalty, so that it is greater than the penalty for fraud that is otherwise identical except for the non-involvement of electronic communications. As in the case of mail fraud, the federal statute is often used as a basis for a separate, federal prosecution of what would otherwise have been a violation only of a state law.
The crime of wire fraud is codified at 18 U.S.C. 1343, and reads as follows:
Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, transmits or causes to be transmitted by means of wire, radio, or television communication in interstate or foreign commerce, any writings, signs, signals, pictures, or sounds for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If the violation affects a financial institution, such person shall be fined not more than $1,000,000 or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.
In the case of United States v. LaMacchia, a student of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology was charged with wire fraud when, because he had not profitted personally from online distribution of millions of dollars' worth of illegally copied software, he could not be charged with criminal copyright infringement. The United States District Court, District of Massachusetts, dismissed the charges, noting they were an attempt to find a broad federal crime where the more narrowly defined one had not occurred. Congress then amended the copyright law to limit further use of this loophole. Wire fraud [wikipedia.org]
The reference is to the NET Act of 1997. "No Electronic Theft."
reminds me... (Score:5, Funny)
...of a tale my dad used to tell me when I was young.
I don't know the full details, so it could be made up, the details could be wrong or it might have actually been like a TV show or something, but anyhoo.
A guy who worked in a factory would leave every day with a wheelbarrow full of rubbish. One of his bosses was sure he was stealing something, so every now and then he'd search the wheelbarrow and come up dry - rubbish, rubbish and more rubbish. The manager got so frustrated, he started searching every single day and still found nothing.
Eventually, the guy figured out what he was stealing - wheelbarrows.
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So the EMC engineer was actually stealing small Prada bags?
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In my version, a guy crosses the border on a bicycle, carrying a brick on the rear rack. The item being smuggled is the bicycle, of course.
So I guess, it's just an invented story, in either case.
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Old Sufi tales included werewolves?
Colour me skeptical.
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Sounds like a modernized version of an old Sufi tale, where Nasrudin is smuggles donkeys across the border [rodneyohebsion.com].
In the US, it was Mexicans smuggling wheelbarrows across the border. I suppose every culture has a similar cautionary tale about the dangers of misdirection.
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The story doesn't make any sense -- why would he be smuggling bicycles?
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To sell them, of course. What other reason could there be?
Small thefts add up (Score:4, Interesting)
It's amazing how much you can get if you steal constantly.
For example, Salim Kara made several million dollars stealing coins from light rail boxes
http://www.edmontonjournal.com/thief+stole+nearly+million+coin+time/4028648/story.html [edmontonjournal.com]
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Related story, at my telecom company an installation kit used to include gold plated screws. An installer knew this and when they weren't used/needed instead of scrapping them (throwing them in the trash) he put them in the box. When he retired he reported the box and supposedly it had many thousands of dollars worth of gold in it. Course we also have stories of savvy installers trying to sell surplus equipment on the open market.
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I particularly like the section about the employee who KNEW he was stealing...
One co-worker who recorded Kara on a video camera reaching into a fare box in an incriminating fashion a year before his arrest later said he erased the video because he didn't want to get involved.
"I did not want to be the one responsible for pointing out to superiors or anything that there was anything wrong going on," he testified. "The thing was I didn't want to be involved in it." He was later fired.
Emphasis mine. Guess it d
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"I did not want to be the one responsible for pointing out to superiors or anything that there was anything wrong going on," he testified. "The thing was I didn't want to be involved in it." He was later fired.
Sounds like there's a lot more to that story. Why would he be afraid of reporting it?
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$1 million in EMC gear probably translates to only about $50,000 worth of real-world computer equipment at market prices. They're pretty notorious for charging ridiculous amounts more than NetApp et. al. for their junk.
Heh, the customers probably thought of him as Robin Hood.
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Huh. Guess that explains . . . (Score:4, Funny)
this EMC Celerra NS model 120-121-122-123-124-125-126-127-128-129-130 NAS I just bought off craigslist.
Eh? (Score:3)
Yes... (Score:3)
I company I used to work for was operated by someone too naive to understand it was the support and not the intrinsic equipment that mattered. I came in and they were using some Cheapo NAS box that used 4 drives on two IDE channels as the storage in RAID5. Of course one drive failed and took out a channel, so after I recovered the data (it was backed up, but I recovered data off the three working drives), it was time to look for a replacement. I was told a very very very puny budget, so I priced out basi
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There aren't/ weren't that manny fibre channel vendors out there, back in the day. FC was an interesting solution to storage pools and what not, and seemed like a good idea at the time. Hitachi was a lot cheaper than EMC though, but the support was still crazy expensive, although an order of magnitude cheaper than EMC. ISCSI has a pretty high cost as well for bootable HBA's and doesn't really run at wire speed. We're currently trying out AoE as a FC replacement. I've watched the prices go from 100K to 5K in
EMC is not just expensive (Score:2)
They suck at software. Every EMC-provided piece of software I've had the misfortune to look at has been a profound disaster. Their Linux drivers generate kernel oops as a matter of routine -- and it's even documented -- if you don't deactivate things in the right order.
I'm confused (Score:5, Informative)
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Thank you. My guess is that the story was submitted by more than one source, and someone picked the Aussie version for inclusion on the main page of Slashdot. In any case, it's an article that's very light on details... but the US versions you posted make a lot more sense... to US. ;)
So he stole a couple screws (Score:2)
Considering how EMC's crap is overpriced, it doesn't take much to make $1 million.
There's one thing that's more astonishing than how expensive their crap is: how crappy their software is. It looks like it's written by deranged apes. Not just because of the million bugs, the offensively useless help files or the fact that their appliances are running on Windows 3.11 (true fact!). No, there's something to it that's simply _wrong_.
How did they catch him? (Score:2)
9 years is a long time to do something like that. How did they catch him?
Was it on the factory/warehouse end? One gets the impression that they weren't really missing anything, at least for a long time.
Somehow it wouldn't surprise me if EMC actually bought their own parts off the second-hand market. Both for "intelligence" (ie, where are these parts originating) and to keep the used market supply of key parts constrained so that "official" new parts sell better.
2 Mill (Score:4, Funny)
Details? (Score:2)
one piece at a time (Score:2)
i knew it -- he got his plan from johnny cash --:-D
One Piece at at Time
Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd
Back at Motorola (Score:4, Interesting)
I remember years ago when I was working at Motorola, we had a guy who was stealing loads of pagers. He would take smoking breaks several times a day. Every time he would take his smokes and coffee. Even in those days the guards would check out your bag, but he would not check in your coffee cup. That sucker took 2 pagers several times a day, 5 days a week for a long time.
He would then have his buddy who owned a pager store sell them. Made tons of cash.
Another guy was diverting whole tractor trailer trucks to his address! He stole millions! He was only caught because one time a truck returned because of a bad address. That was so awesome. Big scandal. Soon after we got metal detectors at all the doors. Lame.
Re:What happened to copy and paste? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:what a stupid article (Score:4, Informative)
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EMC presumably refers to www.emc.com;
So what do they do/produce, if anything? That web site is as opaque and uninformative as any I've seen; it reads like a prototype for a "shell" or "front" corporation. And this discussion (or TFA) hasn't imparted any information about the company, either.
I suspect it doesn't stand for ElectroMagnetic Conformance, Environmental Modeling Center, or Emmaus Moravian Cemetery.
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As EMC is by far the largest producer of IT storage equipment and software...And is the parent company of VMware, Iomega, Mozy, etc... I think it's your own fault if you pick "ElectroMagnetic Conformance" as likely instead of knowing something about IT.
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kit is the same word used in the acronym SDK [wikipedia.org].
EMC is a world leader (Score:2)
in selling overpriced Windows 3.11 machines with lots of overpriced disks in them. They are also world famous for having the worst user interface, the most buggy device drivers (do not use EMC with Linux!) and the most unusable support website -- PowerStink(tm)
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And 32 years for that , this just shows how screwed up our courts are where you can get less time for murder then for theft.
In the American federal system, crimes of violence are almost always prosecuted under state law. Economic and property crimes with a significant interstate or foreign dimension are a federal responsibility.
If the feds do have jurisdiction in a murder case, don't expect anyone to get off lightly. It happens so rarely that there is little incentive to bargain.
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