Re-Purposing the Netherlands' Dike System For Power Generation 132
vikingpower writes "Built in reaction to a major flood that killed 1,800 in the '50s, the Dutch system of dikes, sluices, surge barriers, and dams has been dubbed 'one of the seven wonders of the modern world' by the American Society of Engineers. Now there are proposals to use the system differently, e.g. as tidal power plants, by punching holes in them. Any civil engineer's mouth will probably be watering when thinking of the mega-projects this could give rise to."
This is a Great Idea (Score:3, Funny)
(Yeah, yeah, I know, bad taste, but c'mon someone had to go there.)
Re:This is a Great Idea (Score:1, Funny)
Guess doing all those Kegel exercises has even more benefits than expected.
Great idea (Score:4, Funny)
This is a great idea. Sure, it seems like a waste of all the resources and energy put into building those dikes and keeping that land dry, but the madness can't go on forever. Natural selection will eventually take care of a land based species that prefers to live below sea level.
The Netherlands are the most environmentally unfriendly country in the world. Do you have any idea how much water the country displaces? And how much fossil fuel is burned to fuel the pumps needed to keep the sea from flowing back. Giving this country back to the sea would cancel out decades of sea level rise. It would also save the more than 80 gigaton oil equivalent per year in energy that country uses. Inundating the place and turning the entire country into an alternative energy source seems like a nice way to give something back to mother nature.
Re:Great idea (Score:5, Funny)
Who's with me?!
More seriously though, how would this work, wouldn't they need to pump the water out afterwards, or are they hoping for tidal flow forces to do that for them?
Re:Great idea (Score:5, Funny)
The world renowned Dutch sense of humour
The Dutch are renowned for many things, a sense of humour isn't one of them. Unless you were trying to be funny, in which case I stand corrected.
Re:Great idea (Score:4, Funny)
As per TFA:
TFA? TFA?? This is SLASHDOT!!
/kicks AC in the chest
A beowulf cluster of those... (Score:2, Funny)
If we got hundreds of civil engineers together and told them about this, just think what we could power with their watering mouths!
Oh I've set them off again...
Re:Great idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great idea (Score:3, Funny)
Too little too late sir, I say we nuke Belgium to a depth of fifteen meters and fill that in instead.
The article is about dykes, and you are calling for the Enola Gay?
Re:Dear Editor (Score:5, Funny)
That may well be so, but last time I checked, Slashdot was published in English.
Speaking as an Englishman, I suggest you check again.
Re:Dear Editor (Score:3, Funny)
Having arguments about spelling here is a waste of time propagated by those that think the ultimate in English language studies is a spelling bee and have never gotten as far as reading anything old enough to have this stupid spelling obsession beaten out of them. It's not their fault since it's due to education cutbacks and self-study is difficult without time and a decent library.
Yes, it was a stupid typo and quite funny but we all knew what it really meant by the context.