Aussie Army Trains With Fleet of Robots On Segways 109
kkleiner writes "The armed forces of the world have already begun to hunt down and shoot robots. No, it's not the beginning of the man-machine war; it's a state-of-the-art training simulation that's very cool to watch. Australia-based Marathon Robotics has taken Segways and turned them into human-shaped autonomous robots capable of moving around streets and buildings just like people in a crowd! The Marathon bots can act like insurgents, hostages, or civilians, letting armed soldiers practice before being exposed to the real thing. The Australian Department of Defense already has a training camp using the robots, and the US Marine Corps will be establishing one this year."
I for one welcome... (Score:1, Funny)
...eh...nevermind
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Cruel? To whom? PETR?
Life imitating (recent) art... (Score:4, Interesting)
If only they made some of those robots similar to Serge Graystone; or perhaps, more appropriately, to few targetbots we've seen in the pilot.
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If only they made some of those robots similar to Serge Graystone; or perhaps, more appropriately, to few targetbots we've seen in the pilot.
Pilot? If I recall, they've shown up in later episodes as well.
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If only they made some of those robots similar to Serge Graystone; or perhaps, more appropriately, to few targetbots we've seen in the pilot.
Pilot? If I recall, they've shown up in later episodes as well.
Just Serge. In the pilot, the Cylon was shooting at similar robots in some sort of testing chamber.
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If only they made some of those robots similar to Serge Graystone; or perhaps, more appropriately, to few targetbots we've seen in the pilot.
I'm waiting for the robotic kangaroos with Stinger missiles [snopes.com]:
All I know is... (Score:1)
All I know is that I've got to A) Get a Segway & B) Get my Segway armour-plated & C) Get a life, as thinking Segways are cool is lame...
--Stak
Ahh yes... (Score:2)
The second Most Dangerous Game!
Wait... What? (Score:2)
Marathon bots can act like insurgents
And you don't think this is dangerous? Perhaps the insurgents you are programming are not like the insurgents we encounter.
Re:Wait... What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wait... What? (Score:5, Funny)
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But we'll know who to call when the Daleks show up...
These are not the Daleks you seek. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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That guy on the Segway looks suicidal.
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That idea may include some unwarranted tactical assumptions.
Resourceful... and comical (Score:5, Insightful)
Few can command respect by being simultaneously resourceful and comical. Aussies seem to accomplish this feat regularly.
Hats off, mates! Seriously, as an engineer, I think this is awesome.
It's somehow Pythonesque, but I can't put my finger on it.
Re:Resourceful... and comical (Score:5, Funny)
We are also training killer Wombats [abc.net.au] and Koala drop bears.
Fear your beer swilling, redneck English, southern hemisphere overloads and our homicidal marsupials.
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We are also training killer Wombats [abc.net.au] and Koala drop bears.
dude. on a serious note, lets try and do what we can to protect the drop bears.
Those suicidal little bastards need all the help we can give 'em to survive.
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Imagine a bag of pre-mixed concrete with fur. Add claws designed to make it dig like a backhoe and you have a wombat.
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There was a picture of one of the vicious beasts in the article I linked to.
Next thing you'll be describing the deadly Australian Land Shark, which can follow you 90 Kilometres on shore.
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Oblig. (Score:2, Insightful)
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Aussies, Simulators and war (Score:2)
Politics aside (Score:4, Informative)
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Not NEARLY the same. In this, you're firing live rounds! A recoil, a powerful bang, real bullets go through cover, etc. Could even come up with a sport where it would be a lone man on the course with a real gun versus a team of people controlling the robots. Kinda a Rambo challenge, where if a robot manages to shoot the lone player with a paintball the robot wins.
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Wuss, it should be live rounds both ways!
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insane terrorists? (Score:2)
These robots do not look like terrorists, they are more like either insane terrorists or a bunch of idiot pervy wankers, however, I say give them guns to shoot back and put bombs on some of them dammit, otherwise what kind of real life simulation is that?
Overly complicated and expensive (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Overly complicated and expensive (Score:5, Informative)
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Because then instead of simply buying a segway and stripping it down to the essential parts, you are rigging up a completely new and untested platform, and needing to built it yourself. The segway's "gyros and all that crap" are indeed complicated, but somebody else already did that part for you...
Not to be obvious (Score:2)
But when they want "unprecedented levels of realism" in a training scenario against real people, why not use real people? Outside of the odd practice with live ammo it doesn't like there's even good reason to simply invent a better non-lethal training weapon. It's probably cheaper and suffers none of a robot's shortcomings with terrain... ...like, say, Daleks and their pre-2009 arch nemesis: stairs.
Unless there's a reason where you wouldn't simply want more soldiers/police/etc. practicing as the other facti
Re:Not to be obvious (Score:5, Informative)
I mean sure, they COULD just send their snipers off big game hunting, but that might not play so well.
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They have been doing that since WW1. The recent shooting of 6000 terrorist camels [guardian.co.uk] hardly raised an eyebrow over here.
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But when they want "unprecedented levels of realism" in a training scenario against real people, why not use real people?
I like your enthusiasm, but most civvies get upset at the idea of being used as live-fire targets. They won't even let us use the prisoners from Gitmo!
Outside of the odd practice with live ammo it doesn't like there's even good reason to simply invent a better non-lethal training weapon.
Ah, I see the confusion. You didn't actually RTFA. No big surprise.
These robots are intended specifically for live-fire training. For everything else, we certainly DO use real people.
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Daleks were seen hovering as early as 1985 in Revelation of the Daleks, but I guess that's digressing.
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I recall an incident at an Australian military base recently where some guy shot at a friend assuming that he was firing blanks, and discovered one ohnosecond later that he was firing live rounds. On that occasion blank rounds were banned completely so that the users could assume that any ammo is live ammo. Its safer that way. Even safer to never fire at a human, unless you mean too.
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This lets you practice with live ammo. While you could use blanks and MILES-type systems and get decent results, nothing really beats firing off a real bullet.
Australian Department of What? (Score:2)
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Give the US its due. Many of its citizens have learned to speak the Queen's English with fairly good results, its just on the spelling front that they apparently have problems. Sadly, up here in Canada a lot of people are adopting the US spellings it seems. I presume this is due to so many spell checkers defaulting to the mangled US spellings for words (if they offer the correct spelling as an option at all).
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Fair suck of the saveloy - even we Aussies get confused on that one.
A lot of email gets lost/delayed because they refuse to register @defense.gov.au and redirect it.
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A further benefit (Score:2, Insightful)
When you have spent a year or so shooting 100+ robots dressed up in various ways and moving in various patterns, it's not that different shooting a couple of insurgents. Almost like robots.
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per Shooter, the movie
q: what's the first thing you feel after you shoot a civilian?
a: the recoil of your rifle.
desensitization and social acceptance.
it's also the reason space operas are more popular than other military sci-fi and naval / aerial battles are more popular than infantry: it's more clinical. things go boom cleanly and you can avoid confronting the facts of death.
i'm not saying that snipers are inherently evil or that it isn't a necessary function, but i'd rather not encourage the development
Amazing (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Amazing (Score:5, Funny)
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That was my first thought too. Watching the video does make me want to play with a Segway though.
And the amazement continues (Score:1)
Insurgent on Segway .. (Score:1, Funny)
Insurgent on Segway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ [youtube.com]
Simulate people? (Score:2)
I thought aussies are fighting with cane toads and camels.
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nah, we've given up on both those fronts and figured we might stand a chance of an actual victory if we stick in afghanistan
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Yeah, because that's worked so well for everyone since (and including) Alexander the Great. Nobody wins in Afghanistan.
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I thought aussies are fighting with cane toads and camels.
Indeed they are. Once trained, an Aussie sniper can reliably strike a target with a high-velocity cane toad from up to 2000 meters away. Camels, on the other hand, are too large to fire from a rifle, and require the use of motorized artillery.
I don't understand (Score:2)
Why don't they just dress up some kangaroos in camouflage and turn'em loose? It'd be a lot cheaper and after the wargames they could have "roo on the barbie".
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I was lonely and the 'roo was a cutie...
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How to piss off an Aussie [youtube.com]
Please, Please (Score:2)
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So when mall cops run amok (Score:1)
the Aussie army will be prepared!!
Cool, but subtly lfawed (Score:2)
There's a subtle flaw in the design of this 'simulator' however - no simulated opponents or hostages on the second floors or on the roof.
One step closer... (Score:1)
Pro Cleanse (Score:1)
New Kind Of War (Score:1)
When will they shoot back? (Score:2)
I was just wondering when the robots will start shooting back. Will it be 2015, 2020 or 2030? Maybe we should have a slashdot poll on that. And should we call the computers controlling these robots for Skynet or would that infringe on known trademarks?
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... and shooting at real people during training generates a lot of paperwork.
Only if you miss.
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I'm glad you're here to save the day, Captain Redundancy!
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and shooting at real people during training generates a lot of paperwork.
Only if you keep a video of the training, and some fool with a conscience leaks it.
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There is a world of difference between holding a rifle in your hand in the field vs a computer sim.
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Hmmm. How would YOU train soldiers? There were no segways, no robots back in my day. Or, more accurately, the few robots we had were capable of very limited functions, like loading a missile onto a missile launcher.
As already mentioned, blowing holes in paper targets is exactly that, a hole in a paper. Papers don't move, except a few rather complicated setups which move the target in one linear direction, or the reverse. Those robots can move in at least two dimensions, at varying speeds, and probably in 3 dimensions if ramps are built for them. Pretty good training, really. And as Gravatron has already pointed out, shooting at people can ruin people's days.
Let's just hope they aren't paying the price of an Apache helicopter for these robots.
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Let's just hope they aren't paying the price of an Apache helicopter for these robots.
Its the Australian Army. The only thing they're going to spend the "price of an Apache helicopter" on is an actual Apache helicopter - and even then, that'd be *one* Apache helicopter, and one only.
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Not to dispute your point, but we're buying Tiger's
You are buying Tiger's what? Old golf clubs? Whores?
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And what is your suggestion to train for realistic scenarios? Dolphins with frickin' laser beams?
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How utterly ridiculous. Grown men wasting tax payer $ to play real life video games.
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